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干什么呢?

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闲着呢.

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过来吧.

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Will, 不行.

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来吧, Grace. 你想来就来吧.

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我当然想, 但是--

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肯定很有意思. 我能感觉到.

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向来很有趣. 但--

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你不想过来, 你想让我, uh... 

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在电话里说?

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挺诱人, 但我还是在这看《急诊室的故事》.

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又拿着遥控器度过孤独的一晚.

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Oh, 孩子们是这么叫的吗？

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我今天去购物了.

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哦. 你买那件黑的招摇衣服了？

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没，你是对的.

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简直老气得掉渣了

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Eriq La Salle （ER演员）笑了.

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真的?

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才没呢. 

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买什么了?

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我买了件很棒的小背心.

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哦? 性感吗?

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我睡了.

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明早再问我.

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那是 Danny吗?

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对，嫉妒了?

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哦，宝贝儿, 我才不需要你的男人呢.

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我有 George Clooney.

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抱歉.

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他不会加入你们的.

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哦，那是他没看我“撑帐篷”.

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好了，说晚安, Gracie.

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晚安, Gracie.

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Subtitle: pinkie
中文：feimao2463
*F6*
http://forum.friends6.com/ 

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到你了, Jack.

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等会儿不行吗？？

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# 没有窗的房间. 没有门的房间...# 

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到你了, Jack.

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等会儿！ 

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噢!

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# 房子里没男人，但我能找--#

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哎呀, 这次不冒险了.

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4张牌.

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我的A在着呢.

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Jack, 既然你要搬过来，我能不能提点要求?

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什么要求?

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改改你那德行.

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Ha ha! 我听出来了，好好笑啊...

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你没说过Jack要和你同居啊.

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不是同居.

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他和我一直住到他的公寓完工.

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Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

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Oh, 这首歌我知道! 

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# 他要不要一支强壮的手--#

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嘿. Jack.

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他不是跟你哼歌?

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只不过是他们以为咱俩会成为一对.

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哈，首先, Will 不可能那么有艳福, ok?
所以这点就不谈了.

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其次, 你们又不了解我.

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有什么理由说我是同性恋?

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笑完了吗?

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Ok. 仅供参考, 大多数人见了我都不认为我是同性恋.

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Jack, 又瞎又聋的人都看得出你是同性恋.

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死人都看得出你是同性恋.

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玩牌好吗?

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好，谁下注?

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我下10块.

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- 我没事. 你们玩你们的.
- Grace?

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Oh, 瞧，运动辣妹.

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- 和 Danny 吵架了?
- 对.

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但我现在不想谈，我直接想都不想.

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有意思. Jack也不想（直接和异性恋同词）.

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Grace, 你第一次看到我就看出我是同性恋?

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我的狗都看出来了.

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有些布料都没到货，我连介绍都没法介绍.

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“金钻装潢“抢走了我的生意.

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Oh, 真倒霉.

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对嘛!

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瞧? 我就想听听这种话,  Danny 却说, 
"你呀，总是不提前做好准备..."

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- 是吗.
- Yeah.

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 我气坏了.

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我大叫到, 
"你怎么就不体会我呢?"

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Grace, 好象肥皂剧里的镜头

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- 还挺像的?
- Yeah.

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然后他说--

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"你这么激动干吗.

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跟你妈一个样."

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你要是在 Jerry Springer的节目上, 
那你肯定从椅子蹦起来了.

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你能相信吗?

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Hmm. 今晚就住这吧，去洗洗脸，我给你铺床.

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"跟你妈一个样." 
那种人会说这种话?

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一个一年前你就该蹬的人.

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什么?

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我说他们肯定发昏了.

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"跟你妈一个样."
你要是想和谁大干一场，才会这么说.

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Hey,室友!

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Jack, 你今天不能搬来.

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什么?

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Grace 很不高兴. 
我跟她说她能在这过夜.
你明天再搬来吧.

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Ok, 有意思.

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你是不是应该在-- 

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Oh, 什么来着-- 
在我带着全部家当之前?

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你不懂.
Grace 她--

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盒子里什么东西, 你的皇冠?

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Ah, ha ha.

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瞧, Guapo（鹦鹉）,他开玩笑呢.

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闭嘴, Will!

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我好不容易刚从东区搬过来, 
你知道Guapo 有多讨厌坐出租车!

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Ok. 别抱怨了, Jack.

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跟你妈一个样.

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太过分了!

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好, 你这个肮脏，刻薄，没人要的秃顶小老头

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我没必要听你胡扯, Will.

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明天几点?

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- 8:00.
- 好.

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你是我的律师，你说.

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我要买这家公司要做些什么?

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Well,你先得得到非托拉斯的证明。 

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然后我们再谈其他的.

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一般那是在做过付款协议之后.

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“做-做协议“是什么?（付款和做同音）

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No, Harlin, 做过“付款“协议之后.

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不管你说得多慢, Will.

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我听着还是“做-做协议“?

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到底什么意思.

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就是些律师打交道的东西.
Harlin, 我来处理.

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我已经代表你的公司5年了，记得吗?

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我知道，但我太太最近总和我抱怨生意.

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她想让我多着手一些.

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你确定她是想让你多“着手”一些生意?

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是，她是指生意.

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但我信任你，Will，你就做那个做-做...

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就是你擅长做的.

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Will, Grace在一号线.

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Hey.

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我今晚还能住你那吗？

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当然，只要你想住.

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你干吗呢?

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我在找布料.

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你的助手没帮你找好？

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她又迟到了.

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Oh!炒了她.

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我不会炒 Karen的.

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有了她的社会关系我的生意才做的起来.

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她干嘛要工作? 
我的意思是她不是很有钱吗，好像有几兆?

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她觉得工作才脚踏实地.

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我有迟到了. 

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我司机的支气管病又犯了.

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真够呛，我还得两边忙.

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但是我应该被惩罚。

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我给你签张支票.

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Karen, 叫Grace炒了你.

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Grace, 叫Will向他妈撒气.

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噢.

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- 一会打电话给我.
- Bye.

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好了，宝贝儿，给你，没罪了！

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Karen, 我不要你的支票，我要个助手.

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我是老板，该是我给你支票.

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当然，宝贝儿，我很喜欢这些小东西. 

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你瞧，我把它们放在这个盒子里了.

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怎么了?

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Danny 和我吵架了.

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Oh, 宝贝儿，打个电话和好吧.

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我干嘛要打，又不是我的错.

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哎呀，你俩关系还很长久呢，没关系的.

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我不知道我俩关系还会不会长久.

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Uh...Grace?你多大了？

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40?

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下个月31岁.

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那么我猜错了.

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宝贝儿, Danny这人不错.

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你俩都住在一起一年了.

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关系已经确定了.

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不开玩笑, Grace. 抓紧啊.

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不开玩笑, Karen. 接电话.

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Oh! Grace Adler 设计室...

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Will, 你和Michael 
分手后又见过面吗？

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没，他没见过，但我见到过.

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Michael的境遇不太好.

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他胖了，又很郁闷，头发也不打理，
糟透了。

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简直太惨了.


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瞎说什么，我才见过他，他很好。

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Uh, Rob...你可以解散了.

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谢谢你的尝试.

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- 他的发型够糟啊.
-我知道。

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- 还是来玩 “$25,000 金字塔"吧. 
- 好.

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Will, 你还住这?

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我觉得还是贵了些, 所以我告诉Jack--

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Oh, 不.

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Hi, 宝贝儿，我回家了.

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Oh, 娱乐娱乐?

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欢迎!

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Jack, 我本来要打电话给你的, 但我--

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想都别想--!

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别急，我可以住Rob ，Ellen家 

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不，不行Grace, 
因为很明显你更重要.
是不是?

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Jack, 对不起，我--

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你那大手帕又戴上了? 
我的备忘录里没有啊.

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Ha, ha-ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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我告诉你, Will Truman, ok?

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我根本没必要住这，对吗?

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你猜怎么着，这是谁的损失呢？. 
Hello, 是你的,

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我本可以把你改造成真正的人类，
而不是这粗鲁的，自负的，
天天变肥的-- 

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哦，又顺嘴说出来了-- 的东西。

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明天几点?

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- 8:00.
- 好.

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- 开始玩吧!
- Woo!

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Ok. 你俩先.

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Ok. 你说，我猜.

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就像上帝定好的.

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Ellen计时. 

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- 第一个.
- 好.

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- 开始.
- Ok, ok. Uh... 

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Oh, 浮木. Uh...John Wayne. 

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你父母的婚姻.

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- 死东西.
- 对.

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Uh...我站在Fire岛的晚上.

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- 拉丁的东西!
- 对.

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Uh... 我从意大利寄给你的明信片. 

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Uh, R.E.M唱的"人人受伤"  .

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Oh! 让你哭的东西!

223
00:10:05,193 --> 00:10:08,074
对. Um...Gopnick教授的牙--

224
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:08,835
黄色的东西!

225
00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:13,068
对.  uh...一根藤. Uh, uh, 一个扶手. Huh?

226
00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,485
- 快快，再给点线索!
- Uh...

227
00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:15,212
Uh...对方.

228
00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:17,876
靠的东西!

229
00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:18,466
- 对了!
- Yeah!

230
00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:21,340
你俩.

231
00:10:22,849 --> 00:10:26,311
不可思议, Grace.
你和Danny 从未玩得这么好.

232
00:10:26,311 --> 00:10:29,036
我知道，我要和他分手.

233
00:10:32,187 --> 00:10:33,135
只是时间问题. 

234
00:10:33,135 --> 00:10:36,120
我们的关系到了岔道口，而且...

235
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,499
和Danny 分手才是正确的...

236
00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:40,259
那条路. 

237
00:10:44,735 --> 00:10:46,062
对不起.

238
00:10:50,843 --> 00:10:53,254
Uh... 让晚餐宴会变得完全停止的东西?

239
00:10:57,578 --> 00:10:58,395
怎么样了?

240
00:10:58,395 --> 00:10:59,895
出乎我意料。

241
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,768
Oh, Gracie, 你应该多想想--

242
00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:03,643
不, Will. 

243
00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,002
他求婚了.

244
00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:16,327
Grace Adler 设计室?

245
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,340
Oh,天啊，瞧瞧?

246
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,122
这世界谁会送-- 

247
00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:22,564
Oh, 康乃馨. 肯定是送你的.

248
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,064
Oh, 是, Danny送的.

249
00:11:27,064 --> 00:11:29,673
Oh,他多好啊?Uh-- 

250
00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,121
Oh, 天啊. 

251
00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:31,899
哈.

252
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,943
你居然还站着没倒下.

253
00:11:39,468 --> 00:11:40,027
给我.

254
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,979
Oh, 他太棒了.

255
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,350
我简直不敢相信要和他分手.

256
00:11:51,322 --> 00:11:51,895
吃吧. 

257
00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:54,390
我拿Grace怎么办呢?

258
00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:57,296
有什么大不了的，你干嘛不... 

259
00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,580
我能再来些肉汤吗?

260
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,537
太干的.

261
00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:07,014
你不喜欢 Danny, 就告诉她这不是个好主意.

262
00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,383
我不能说别人该和谁结婚.

263
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:10,807
你总对和我约会的男人评头论足.

264
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,875
我在谈婚姻, 不是Rudy, 
你在网上认识的那个犹太牛仔.

265
00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:20,426
再见, 我那寂寞的小土拨鼠.

266
00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:29,570
她是你最好的朋友，Will.
你应该告诉她你的想法.

267
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:30,953
- 诚实些.
- 我不能.

268
00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:36,413
在我哥和结婚前Ginny, 
他问我觉得她如何.

269
00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:38,824
我告诉他. 她又乖僻，又有控制欲，又冷淡。

270
00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:40,845
但他俩还是结婚了.

271
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:43,087
现在她恨我, 我哥和我也不往来了

272
00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,786
我受不了像那样的失去Grace。

273
00:12:46,562 --> 00:12:48,565
Hmm. 我想再打电话给Rudy.

274
00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:54,547
Oh, 天哪，对不起，走神儿了, 
你和你哥哥的关系真是太糟了 
简直是-- 

275
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:57,235
不不不不，你有矿泉水吗？含亚硫酸盐的那种。

276
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:03,450
那你什么时候搬来?

277
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,711
 我要花些时间忙我的业务， uh--

278
00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:08,282
什么业务?你也有业务？

279
00:13:08,282 --> 00:13:12,571
我是有业务，还有客户，一种和工作有关的业务.

280
00:13:13,532 --> 00:13:15,825
那你那“和工作有关的业务”如何?

281
00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:17,643
瞧你那样? 你怎么总是这么刻薄呢?

282
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,599
因为你喜欢, 而且我爱你-- 

283
00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:24,718
你爱发胶.

284
00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:28,213
你回来后这里就是你的家.

285
00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:30,952
瞧? 想变好你就是好人.

286
00:13:30,952 --> 00:13:32,979
我应该对你好点.

287
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:33,741
对，你确实应该.

288
00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:35,220
因为你是个好伙伴.

289
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,701
对，我是.

290
00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:38,169
我知道你不容易.

291
00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:38,780
Will, 别--

292
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,719
困在一个男人的躯体里.

293
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:49,020
Hi.

294
00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:50,091
Hey.

295
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:52,933
看什么?

296
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,034
Pop Up Video. 

297
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:58,139
原来“苹果 Fiona“不那末喜欢苹果

298
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:01,917
“苹果 Brown Betty“ 是由一个叫 Darren的人发明的, 

299
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:05,576
听听这个: Bobby Darin的狗又叫 Fiona.

300
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:06,802
怎么搞得乱七八糟的?

301
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:10,354
我说“好”

302
00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:12,208
什么?

303
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:13,507
我说“好”

304
00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:15,933
Oh, 天哪. 

305
00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, 天哪! 

306
00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:21,262
- 过来!
- Aah!

307
00:14:24,388 --> 00:14:26,381
哦，瞧瞧这戒指.

308
00:14:26,881 --> 00:14:28,932
Oh, 好漂亮. 

309
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:30,391
这钻石什么时候放上去的?

310
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,970
就知道你会这么说.

311
00:14:34,547 --> 00:14:36,982
这，这个.我好渴啊

312
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,294
什么?

313
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,830
什么什么?我很替你高兴.

314
00:14:43,272 --> 00:14:45,375
撒谎. 撒谎的人在说话.

315
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:50,270
Grace, 别这样. 我真替你高兴.
我希望你俩白头偕老.

316
00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,299
真的? 

317
00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:54,764
Oh, 感谢上帝.

318
00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:56,939
我来的这路上还在担心呢. 

319
00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:58,927
那么说你祝福我了?

320
00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:01,768
对.

321
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:06,023
- 我爱你.
- 我爱你.

322
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,338
Ok, 我要告诉我家里人了.

323
00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:10,351
Uh, Grace, 别.

324
00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:12,318
我必须告诉, Will. 他们付钱.

325
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,510
不，我是说, 别嫁给Danny.

326
00:15:16,494 --> 00:15:17,467
什么?

327
00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:19,606
我实话实说吧.

328
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,499
这个男人不值得你嫁给他.

329
00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:26,847
我的意思是你充满激情，你又美丽又有活力，你是完美的,

330
00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:30,703
这个人, 应该娶别人.而不是你。

331
00:15:30,703 --> 00:15:33,750
我的意思是，他没幽默感, 
他连你最爱的花都不知道,

332
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:38,528
他脾气坏，又好斗, 
这个男人居然做完爱后和你击掌, Grace.

333
00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:43,339
你怕你结不了婚， 
所以你看不出他又多糟糕.

334
00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:45,014
想想吧。

335
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:48,846
你要是认为你应该嫁给他, 

336
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:51,217
你还会来要我祝福你吗？

337
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,269
去死吧, Will.

338
00:16:02,239 --> 00:16:06,455
不, Rosario-- por favor, 
宝贝儿，听我讲, ok?

339
00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:13,393
带Olivia和Mason 去买玩具.

340
00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,804
Grace呢?

341
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:18,115
Oh, 感谢上帝. 
西班牙语玩具商店怎么说?

342
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,297
- Tienda de juguetes.
- Mm-hmm. 谢了.

343
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:23,580
FAO-ye, Schwartz-o. ?

344
00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:28,087
Sí! Sí, Rosario. 谢谢. Hola.

345
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,641
我觉也睡不着，工作也没法干. 

346
00:16:33,641 --> 00:16:34,216
她人呢?

347
00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:35,342
Will, 别说了.

348
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,999
我什么都不能说。

349
00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:37,864
这是个秘密.

350
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,733
是什么?

351
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,884
她在市政厅, 在结婚-- 

352
00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:41,915
Oh, 见鬼! Oh!

353
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,794
什么？就这么结婚?

354
00:16:45,794 --> 00:16:49,703
她觉得越快越好, 
不要太复杂了，我说好主意.

355
00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:51,591
Grace.

356
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:53,072
Oh, 瞧瞧谁在这.

357
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:53,972
对不起--

358
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,062
Oh, 有点太晚了.

359
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,759
不，我来 Grace. 
我来支持你结婚的.

360
00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:58,632
没有婚礼了.

361
00:16:58,632 --> 00:16:59,198
什么?

362
00:16:59,658 --> 00:17:02,279
没有婚礼了.

363
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:03,638
想知道为什么吗?

364
00:17:03,638 --> 00:17:05,492
因为我最好的朋友-- 

365
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,314
就是你的角色-- 

366
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,705
我最好的朋友放了一个大... 

367
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:13,109
屎弹在我的头上!

368
00:17:14,431 --> 00:17:17,513
Ew. 宝贝儿, um... 不...

369
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,400
我还好!

370
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,338
我本来要结婚的，你却插一杠子进来.

371
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:29,245
你对...下毒...荆棘...花 

372
00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:34,793
我本来想好了怎么比喻的, 
但我现在太心烦了.

373
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,623
Gracie, 我只想要你快乐

374
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,930
不, Will. 你就是想要我孤独，像你一样

375
00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:45,598
- 你这么以为?
- 对!

376
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,738
有意思，我...我...

377
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,579
从不认为自己孤独.

378
00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:57,820
哦，这话太伤人了.

379
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:00,392
好!

380
00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:02,229
Uh, 对，对，就是.

381
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:03,685
他太坏了，坏透了.

382
00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:09,156
Grace, 我想该来点儿蓝药片了.

383
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,833
我什么药都不吃.

384
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,802
不是给你吃，是我吃.

385
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:20,082
婚姻就是...是什么?

386
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:24,993
婚姻就是...是什么? 婚姻就是...是什么？
管它呢，反正你早晚要结婚的--

387
00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:27,105
Grace?

388
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,378
Oh! 她走了. 

389
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,577
她走了，我像个疯子似的和自己说话.

390
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:34,750
Oh, 天哪，听听，我还在说!

391
00:18:45,852 --> 00:18:53,051
Will,对不起刚才太过分了.

392
00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:04,962
我知道，确实太过分了.

393
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,969
今早，再去婚礼的路上,

394
00:19:13,144 --> 00:19:14,642
Danny看着我说： 

395
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:18,236
"我简直等不及和你白头偕老,"

396
00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:20,914
我对他说...

397
00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:23,510
"高级轿车上有电话."

398
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:28,252
确实不对.

399
00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:32,051
他是个爱我的，聪明，有魅力的人... 

400
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,348
顺便说一句，我也爱过他.

401
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:36,842
为什么就是不对呢?

402
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:41,128
宝贝儿，还记得在大学时, 

403
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:44,701
我们看过的那部男，女主角天生一对的法国电影吗？

404
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:45,810
但他俩总是错过对方,

405
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,393
但在最后，他俩在飞机上相遇了,

406
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:51,442
因为他俩去的是同一方向，记得吗?

407
00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:54,376
你说："我就是那个女主角“

408
00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:58,102
Gracie, 你的电影才演到一半.

409
00:19:58,102 --> 00:20:03,936
Danny 只是个情节， 
一个好的，和你击掌的情节.

410
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,092
还有的是时间呢
去喝点儿Raisinets.

411
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:10,947
- 我喜欢红葡萄酒.
- 随便.

412
00:20:11,882 --> 00:20:14,433
重要的是，还没结束呢.

413
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,307
你的电影会有一个大团圆结尾的, 

414
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:18,696
但你得看到结尾.

415
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:21,636
过来.

416
00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:22,412
Uh-uh.

417
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,001
Mwah!

418
00:20:27,165 --> 00:20:28,544
喝点东西如何?

419
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:30,183
好!

420
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,307
穿这个?

421
00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:37,024
Oh, 别管我. 
我穿这个花了5分钟时间.

422
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:37,638
好.

423
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:45,311
为你可爱的新娘发个言吧!

424
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:50,021
Yeah! Yay!

425
00:20:51,141 --> 00:20:52,195
祝妻子.

426
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,099
要是她过得了今晚, ba-bing!

427
00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:56,068
我就留下她!

428
00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:02,130
等等...该我了.

429
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:09,735
祝Will: 你是我的英雄和灵友,

430
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,972
我是爱你的最好女人.

431
00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:13,872
Aww...

432
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:18,298
嘿嘿，你俩亲一个如何?

433
00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:19,751
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

434
00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:27,873
亲！亲！亲！亲！亲!

435
00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:34,787
没感觉? 什么感觉都没有?

436
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,313
对不起，完全没感觉.