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* 发现了吗*

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威尔！

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*感觉到吗*

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*你知道吗，真实一点*

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威尔！

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* 你的爱是那么真*

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* 你的爱就是我的爱 *

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* 我的爱... *
-我很困扰

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甜心儿，人家正翩翩起舞呢

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过来一下？

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可是，我......

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在这儿摇摆一下，甜心儿

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扭一扭，吹牛老爹（黑人歌手昵称）

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好了，葛蕾丝 轻松点

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受够了

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巴掌大地方，梳头都嫌挤

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把橱柜打开

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不如看浴帘后的风光？
橱柜里不定藏着什么呢

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你就不能笑笑么？

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收到

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我保证，下班后帮你搞定


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谢谢你

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超强电池，干嘛用的？

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冲牙器用的

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你没有冲牙器啊

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就当我有嘛

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中文字幕 BY Jainlee&sogo
**F6**
http://www.friends6.com/ 
http://forum.friends6.com/ 

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不麻烦了，他认识我。
我不用预约，他见到我会很高兴的


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别通报了，今后你也是我的好友
每十分钟打个电话给我

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贱人

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“杰克”，挡道是她的“工作”

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哎呀，“杰克”和“工作”两个词语同时出现
居然不是在“杰克需要找工作”这样的句子里

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对了，工作找得如何？

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带我吃饭

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你想好将来做什么了？

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还不确定，但我决定简历里
字体用Helvetica
 

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“歌舞女演员”跟Helvetica字体
莫非有什么联系？

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星期四来找我，
咱俩一起研究你的简历


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-走嘛，带我吃饭嘛
-不行！
 
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我得搞定这份合同
然后帮葛蕾丝买浴室架子什么的
她讨厌小浴室

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当然，那浴室太小

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这浴室对芭比娃娃来说也太小了

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威尔，为什么不能分享你的浴室？

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天，我第一次提到“威尔”和“分享”
而不是在说“威尔不懂如何分享”

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乱说

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你那么多次恋爱关系
有个共同的致命伤
那就是--你自己

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杰克，我可是和爱人相处的高手

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回顾“麦克和威尔”的感情戏

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在它夭折之前

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威尔，我们换抱枕好吗？

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不行！

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威尔，我的上衣放你架子上
行不？

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不行！

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威尔，有人能和你这样的超级
变态控制狂共同生活么？

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我只能说-----没有

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准备好了吗，叫你“乐翻天”

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我说的可不是吸大麻

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准备好了

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我从家庭设备公司BBBY买到的      

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奇怪的是，他们号称经营床上用品、
洗浴用品和其他用品，
他们却不在床上和浴缸里卖东西

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看，架子

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这就是你的绝招？

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让我住到小人国吗？

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我错了


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我去把它退了，从哪儿来回哪儿去

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不如听听我的主意？

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好啊

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激动人心！

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快说

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与众不同！

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到底是啥？

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大手笔

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还很烦人

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好吧好吧，先坐下

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葛蕾丝小姐，你好粗暴

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我想打通两间浴室，
打造宽敞华丽的大浴室！

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哦？

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看

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本月的《东海岸生活》和《都市家居》
不约而同介绍了这款大浴室

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格调高尚，功能齐备又时尚

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歇会儿，品位如此之高，
自己都快顶不住了


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哇

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好了

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装修瘾                                          

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你觉得如何？

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不好

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不够高尚？不时尚？还是我不好？
哪里不好？

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对不起，只是......

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你无法接受，我就知道

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这些水龙头让我丧失了思考能力

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葛蕾丝，我...

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这主意不好。

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我早该知道，麦克想让你
换个洗发水都是徒劳

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那就这么改造吧！

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我并非有心刺激你，
让你受内疚驱使而答应我

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不是的。我说“不”都成了条件反射了，
我一定得改改

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- 真的？
- 不

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看！我管不住自己

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好！为了你、我愿意

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这点子棒极了

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先生！你哪里清楚它有多棒！

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台下银镍面盆

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水龙头纯手工制作、多重淋浴喷头

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甚至还有空间放躺椅呢

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面料我考虑用可洗羊皮

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早点提羊皮
我就不会犹豫那么久了


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那我开工了？

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放手干吧，宝贝

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太兴奋了，我

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葛蕾丝 悠着点

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你不能这样疯狂的爱水龙头

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对，我不能陷太深
只要能出冷水和热水就行了

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接着歌唱吧

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宝贝儿，你的裙子走光了

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凯伦

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宝贝儿

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我想说

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assistant(助理)的头三个字母是ass(屁股)
所以，get off your ass(少罗嗦)，干活吧

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人家只是说，我都看到你内裤了

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别管裙子了！

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凯伦？

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嗯？

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你为什么替我工作？

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我喜欢你

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而且我嫁给钞票以前一直上班

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玩笑话，我是说嫁给斯坦以前

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玩笑，我是说嫁给钞票
哈哈哈哈哈哈

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凯伦，我非常喜欢你

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不过你必须当好助理

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购物目录放一边

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这里面介绍的东西
你早买齐啦

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跟我来
看看我现在手上的项目

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看，这是我理想中的
浴室的草图


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我画完以后，
你就得拿去复印，并送交一些人

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工程承包商？

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对！非常正确！

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天，我感觉我像个神绩使者

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好的，凯伦，很好！

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总而言之

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我明白了

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说说你这篇涂鸦之作

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这个涂鸦叫做设计图

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管它是什么，宝贝儿，我喜欢
给谁装修浴室？

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我和威尔

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你和威尔? 你傻了么？

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怎能和同居的人共用浴室？

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你知道 斯坦 的浴室在哪儿么?

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上帝,我连斯坦的浴室在哪里都不知道!

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我不担心,我俩的关系很特殊

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我可能从没和哪个男人
有过特殊的关系

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但我结过两次婚

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显而易见,共用浴室是个错误!

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威尔和我达成了共识

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对他而言，学会分享是个很大的进步
我为他骄傲

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我也为你骄傲，因为你尝试
对这样的话题感兴趣

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谢谢

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我说

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明天我十一点以前来上班

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一步一步来，别贪多.

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- 好吧,11:30
- 乖

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- 你好
- 你好

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你浴室里有牙线么？我的用光了

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没问题

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葛蕾丝，别害羞，
如果你需要用牙线......

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威尔

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嗨

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哈

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我的老天...

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哦

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拔毛可真够彻底的

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你在斩草除根吗？

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对，用镊子拔眉毛、没什么大不了，
你趁早习惯

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你会看到我拔眉毛
我也会看到你拔耳朵周围的汗毛


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我耳朵周围没有---啊#$!*~#$·^&

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拔掉了

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搞什么东东？！

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我他妈的都不知道说啥好！

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你不用面盆？

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我等等

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别客气，如常进行吧

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好吧

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* 发现什么... 感觉到什么... *

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* 你知道吗 真实一点 *

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有什么不妥？

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不妥？

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简直像在嘈杂的同性恋舞厅!

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甜心 那是啥？

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那个

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这叫帽子，凯伦

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我没时间吹干我的头发

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也就是说，你要戴一整天？

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恩

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不如今天关门先
你显然不在工作状态

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站住！来点儿咖啡怎么样？

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不用了，我上班路上喝过了
谢谢

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哦！是你要喝，该死

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我得请个助理

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算了，咖啡在哪儿呢？

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不用了

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天

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我是帽中猫

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浴室快把我逼疯了

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00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:18,290
不，实际上，是威尔快把我逼疯了

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这浴室没毛病，有涂鸦为证

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宝贝，这叫 设-计-图

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答对加十分

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威尔会习惯的

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我只需放轻松，就能平稳过度
这就像是宁静前的暴风雨

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00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:37,232    
宝贝，你应该有先见之明

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男人都讨厌改变

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别把威尔和一般男人相提并论，
他是……

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得了吧

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同性恋、异性恋、双性恋或者人妖……
凡是男人都不喜欢改变

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什么名堂？上东区的俳句？

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摊牌对他也只有好处

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你又不是客，你是他室友

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占领一些空间也是应该的！

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你应该学会争取空间

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脱下考究的鞋子，
换上你曾经很爱穿的帆布鞋

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现在很难见你穿过了

221
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:14,282
一脚踢开他的私人领地
让他习惯你住在那里的事实

222
00:12:16,259 --> 00:12:17,988
筋疲力尽啊

223
00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:22,474
为了帮你，累死人家了

224
00:12:26,718 --> 00:12:27,671
上份工作？

225
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:29,489
物理治疗师

226
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:33,445
你只是在饭店的Le Spa
为人家晒肤罢了

227
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,821
没少给他们理疗

228
00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:41,597   
我提过了吗？葛蕾丝把所有麦片
全装到一只大罐子里？

229
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:43,744
女人，无法跟她们生活

230
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,391
句号

231
00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,901
那样装是错的，你说呢？

232
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:53,471
对，该打。
还是谈我的简历吧

233
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:58,675
歌舞剧《悲惨世界》在百老汇盛大上演时，
我担任剧院引座员。

234
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:00,819
你觉得是我错吗？

235
00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:03,341
总该有所区别

236
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:05,280
早餐麦片总该分开

237
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,541
我们在谈我的简历
还是你的问题？

238
00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,436
我没问题

239
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:13,504
艾伦，请把威尔的
“死不认帐清单”拿进来

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00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:14,995
需要补充

241
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:20,122
我没有不认帐。抓紧时间，杰克，
我可没有一整天跟你蘑菇

242
00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:23,641
我请了哈林到我家喝酒
还有一堆活要赶，下份工作

243
00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,734
好，我想想，我做过什么？

244
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,048
我想干点啥？
杰克的精髓何在？

245
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,189
怎么用语言表述？

246
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:36,072
侍者，喷古龙水者……

247
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,570
全部删除

248
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,868
好难

249
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:44,385
艾伦，请拿健怡可乐和那种
蓝色小药丸进来

250
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:48,227
杰克，别碰我的东西
滚出我的地盘

251
00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,995
保持这个调调，
我让葛蕾丝听电话

252
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:53,478
我想你这番话是吼给她听的

253
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:56,409
不，我是在骂你
葛蕾丝和我相处愉快

254
00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:58,113
是吗

255
00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:02,661
你和葛蕾丝
正走上你所有关系的老路

256
00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,376
你是准备爆炸的定时炸弹

257
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,077
杰克，你错了

258
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:09,235
我生气是因为你浪费我时间，
我赶不及会见哈林了

259
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:12,231
因为你自以为是

260
00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:15,213
所以，陪审团的女士和……女士们

261
00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:18,976
我生气主要是因为
帮你找工作的挫败感

262
00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:22,208
这份工作是征求
男卫生间的可爱男生！

263
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:27,411
“贱人先生光临华盛顿”演出完毕
（电影原名为：史密斯先生光临华盛顿）

264
00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:35,478
嗨

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00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:39,419
甜心，哈林随时会驾到
你该更衣了

266
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:40,625
我已换了见客衣裳

267
00:14:41,411 --> 00:14:42,942
就穿这点？

268
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,150
不如说：“葛蕾丝,你看来一塌糊涂”
更精确

269
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,302
不，你看来满漂亮

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00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:50,681
我只是希望你在会见
我最重要的客户时

271
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,672
不要只穿内衣

272
00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:54,560
这裙子够体面，老爷爷

273
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,403
不过既然你介意，我愿意换一件

274
00:14:57,403 --> 00:15:00,279
不，我是说好吧，
不，我是想说不
不要换

275
00:15:00,771 --> 00:15:01,779
你看来--很美

276
00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:03,549
是吗

277
00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:06,189
这是什么？

278
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:06,877
那是什么?

279
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:09,453
我说了要买芝士蛋糕.
没买？

280
00:15:10,281 --> 00:15:14,456
那边那块看着像、闻着像
吃起来也像芝士蛋糕的东西

281
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,541
它就是芝士蛋糕

282
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:18,200
但是不能只有一些切片吧

283
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,108
应该是一块块的

284
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:21,457
真的，威尔？

285
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:25,853
我怎么从不知道奶酪是论块儿的？

286
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,198
算了，很抱歉

287
00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:33,450
我只是——哈林要来，我过于紧张
那是

288
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,620
- 可以谅解
- 好.

289
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:39,361
这是什么?

290
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:40,876
又怎么了?

291
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:41,668
靠枕

292
00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:46,732
我并非反感日式家居饰品

293
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,048
那是华美的中国丝绸

294
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:52,099
这是啥玩意儿？新台灯

295
00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:54,457
还挂羊头？

296
00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:57,110
什么意思? 
你怎会重新室内装饰？

297
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,139
我住在这里

298
00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,967
如果打通浴室的事让你不爽
说出来吧

299
00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:06,390
那我宣布，从今往后，
换靠枕和食品都必须经过我同意！

300
00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:09,139
哇!

301
00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:16,905
算了，今天暂不讨论

302
00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:18,225
偏要现在说清楚

303
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:20,189
那你跟羊头探讨吧，
我才不跟你讲话

304
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,928
威尔，别跟我冷战

305
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:22,612
住口

306
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:23,837
见鬼，我不是麦克

307
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,115
晚上好!

308
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,921
哈林真准时，请进

309
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:38,894
你家真舒适. 

310
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:40,966
你就是葛蕾丝吧.

311
00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:42,234
送你花

312
00:16:42,614 --> 00:16:45,096
你——你真好，哈林，谢谢

313
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:45,928
别客气.

314
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,853
花放哪儿？

315
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:49,835
随便

316
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:50,441
好 吧

317
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:55,500
谢谢. 

318
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:01,524
我想说，你们邀请我来做客
真是太热情了

319
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,621
我过来出差时
从来都住酒店

320
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:13,928
住过凯悦饭店

321
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,028
纽约广场饭店

322
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:23,805
在市中心我一般都选那家饭店
直到看了电视新闻杂志"日界线"

323
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:28,163
主持人使用那种蓝色灯

324
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:31,958
显示那里75%的床褥都残存——

325
00:17:33,779 --> 00:17:35,763
总之非常不清洁

326
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,501
很高兴见到您。失陪

327
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,286
威尔，你真是同性恋？

328
00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:58,052
我和我太太就常有这样的冷战夜晚

329
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:06,288
嘿

330
00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:07,591
抱歉，现在没空

331
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,240
我们得谈谈

332
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,264
我在泡澡

333
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,438
好吧，不打扰了

334
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:15,210
毛巾递一下？

335
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,451
不，小蕾，我不——

336
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,951
我不清楚这样行不行

337
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:23,311
够了，说完了？

338
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,501
我心里不好过，但我想……

339
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,837
我们该重新规划居住环境

340
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:34,597
逃避问题

341
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,464
我没有，我只是——

342
00:18:37,406 --> 00:18:39,966
有一些问题我还没想通
显然

343
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:41,196
我应该独自解决这些问题

344
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,046
逃避得真快

345
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:43,672
遇到问题就当逃兵！

346
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:46,670
我固执，被动又好斗，我有控制欲

347
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,545
大新闻！威尔有控制欲！

348
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:52,562
进大学第一年我就发现这点了，
你竟然代我决定选修课

349
00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:57,951
好笑，13年后我们竟然还是好朋友

350
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,012
所以，你别想在浴室的问题上又逃避

351
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:02,896
问题不在于浴室，葛蕾丝, 在我

352
00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:07,569
你是我最好的朋友

353
00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:08,887
我连你都容不下

354
00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:11,235
那又怎么可能

355
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:13,803
再另有爱人共同生活？

356
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:17,667
小题大做了

357
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,325
无非是要找个插座插我的吹风机

358
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:24,272
怎么就引申到你永远不可能
有一个爱人共同生活上去了？

359
00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:25,709
你几时成了一惊一咤的戏剧化皇后？

360
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:30,180
我和麦克处不好，现在
显然和你又走上了老路

361
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,444
你叫我皇后？

362
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,162
这头衔合适吗

363
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:38,836
我爱你

364
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,845
我恨浴室，但我爱你

365
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:45,748
宝贝，浴室的事就算过去了

366
00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:49,273
把墙再糊上

367
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:49,918
好

368
00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:50,880
浴棉.

369
00:19:51,772 --> 00:19:54,880
我不像你，是室内设计专家

370
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,484
但我建议，我们把墙挪过来4英尺

371
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,445
这样我们的浴室就一般大了

372
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:03,723
瞧你

373
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:06,765
妥协先生

374
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:09,218
“不那么控制欲”先生

375
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,414
别闹了

376
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,706
天啊，光屁股！