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# What you find now... #

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Will!

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# What you feel now.  

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What you know, to be real..#

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Will!

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# Aah, your love's for real.

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Aah, your love is my love, 

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- my love is-- #
- I have a problem.

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Sweetie, I was right in the middle of busting a move.

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Could you come with me for a second?

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But I-- 

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Try busting a move in here, sweetie.

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Come on, shake it, Puff Daddy.

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Ok, Grace, Take it easy.

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I can't handle this anymore.

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I mean, look at the size of this place.
My hair doesn't even fit in here.

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Open that cabinet.

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I'd rather go for what's behind the curtain.
I'm afraid that's going to be a zonk.

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Can't you smile a little bit?

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Ok, point taken.

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I promise after work, 
we'll come up with a good solution. Ok?

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Thank you.

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What are the double "D" batteries for?

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Oh, it's, uh, for my water pik.

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You don't have a water pik.

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Let's just say I do.

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Subtitle: pinkie
*F6*
http://forum.friends6.com/ 

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No, no, no, that's fine. He knows me. 
I don't need an appointment.
He's happy to see me.

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No, no, don't buzz him. 
Thanks, you're my new best friend. 
Call me every 10 minutes.

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What a biatch.

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Jack, she's just doing her job.

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I think that's the first time I used the words 
"Jack" and "job" in the same sentence 
without "needs to get a" in between.

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Speaking of which, 
how goes the employment search?

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Take me to lunch.

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Have you even decided what it is you want to do?

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Still not sure, but I do know that I want 
the font on my r¨¦sum¨¦ to be Helvetica.

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I wonder how "chorus girl" will look in Helvetica.

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Come back Thursday. 
We'll do your r¨¦sum¨¦ together.

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- Come on, Take me to lunch.
- I can't.

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I've got to finish marking up this contract 
and then I want to get Grace some cool shelves 
or something for her bathroom. She hates it.

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Of course she hates it. It's too small for her.

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It's too small for Malibu Barbie.

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Will, why don't you just share your bathroom?

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Ha. My God, I think that's the first time I used 
"Will" and "share" in the same sentence without 
"doesn't know how to" in between.

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What are you talking about?

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Will, you've had one common problem 
in all your relationships. You.

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Jack, I'm good at relationships.

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Are you? Hmm, let's take a look at a little clip from 
when it was still The Michael and Will Show... 

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Before it was canceled.

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"Will, can I change your throw pillows?" 

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 "No!" 

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"Will, can I put my sweaters on your shelf?" 

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"No!" 

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"Will, can anyone live with a control freak nightmare like you?"

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I'm gonna say "no."

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Are you ready for a bag full of happiness?

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And I am not talking about your stoner days.

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Ok. 

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I got this stuff at Bed Bath and Beyond.

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And the crazy thing is it wasn't in bed or bath, 
I found it all in Beyond.

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Look, shelves.

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This is your solution to my space problem?

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You want to bring the walls in closer?

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- Ok, bad idea.
- Uh-huh.

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I can return it. I can return to the beyond.

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You want to hear my idea?

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Sure.

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It's very exciting.

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Tell me.

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It's very different.

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What is it?

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It's very big.

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It's very annoying.

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All right, sit down.

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Miss Grace, you play so rough.

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I want to knock down the dividing wall 
between the two bathrooms 
and make one big beautiful bathroom.

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Oh?

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Look at this. 

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This month East Coast Living, Metropolitan Home, 
both showing the one big bathroom.

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It's elegant, it's function with style.

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Hold on a second. 
I've getting overwhelmed by my own good taste.

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Whoo! 

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Better.

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Decorating rush.

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What do you think?

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No.

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No? No to elegant? No to style? No to me? What?

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I'm sorry. I just-

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It's too much for you. I knew it.

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I wasn't thinking. I was blinded by the faucets.

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Grace, I--

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No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't a good idea.

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I should have known, I mean, 
Michael couldn't even get you to change shampoo.

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Let's do it.

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Will, I wasn't saying that just to guilt you into something.

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You're not. Saying no is a knee-jerk reaction and I have got to stop doing that.

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- Really?
- No.

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See, I can't help myself.

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Yes, yes, yes. And besides, it's you.

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And this--this is a really cool idea.

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You don't even know, mister!

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Silver nickel under-counter sinks.

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Handmade faucets, multiple shower heads.

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There's even room for a chaise lounge.

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I'm thinking washable suede.

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Uh, now you see, 
if you would have led with the washable suede, 
I wouldn't have thought twice.

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So I can start?

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Do it, baby!

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This is very exciting!

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Ok, Grace, slow down now. Just-- 

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It's wrong to love a faucet this much.

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You're right. I don't want to fall too hard.
They tend to run a little hot and cold.

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Go back to the singing.

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Oh, honey, your skirt's hiking up.

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Hey, Kare?

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Yeah, honey.

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Just F.Y.I. 

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The first 3 letters in "assistant" spell "ass," 
so please, get off yours.

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Honey, I was just trying to tell you 
your control tops were showing.

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Leave the skirt!

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Karen?

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Yeah.

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Why do you want to work for me?

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Well, honey, because I adore you.

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And because I always worked before I married money.

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I joke. Of course I mean Stan.

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I joke. Of course I mean money. 
A-hahahahaha!

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Karen, I have a great deal of affection for you, 

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but you need to be a better assistant.

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Put the catalog down.

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You have everything in it.

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Now come with me.
I'm gonna show you what I'm working on, ok?

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Now look at this. This is a rough draft of 
what I'd like the bathroom to look like.

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When I'm finished with this drawing, 
I'm gonna need it copied and sent to a few people.

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You mean, like ... the ... contractor?

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Yes, yes, yes! That is exactly right!

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Oh, my god, I feel like the miracle worker.

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Good, Karen, good!

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All right, honey, Reel it in.

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I get it. 

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All right, now talk to me about this little doodle here.

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This doodle is called a blueprint.

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Well, whatever it is, honey, I love it. 
Who's it for?

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Me and Will.

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You and Will? Woman, are you insane?

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You can't share a bathroom with 
the person you're living with.

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Honey, do you know where Stan's bathroom is?

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God, I don't even know where Stan's bathroom is.

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I'm not worried about it.
Our relationship is special.

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Grace, I may never have had a special relationship with a man, 

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but I have been married twice.

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And I can tell you, this is a mistake.

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Karen, Will and I want to do this.

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This is a big step for him.
He's really open to it and I'm proud of him,

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and I'm proud of you for trying to be interested.

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Thank you.

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Hey, you know what?

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Tomorrow, I'm going to be in before 11:00.

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Baby steps.

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- All right, 11:30.
- Yes.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Do you have floss in your bathroom? I'm out.

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Sure. 

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Grace, don't be shy. If you need floss...

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Hi, Will.

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Hey.

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Ha ha, huh? Huh? Uh-huh!

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Oh, my God....

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Oh! 

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Whole lot of tweezin' goin' on.

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What, are you clear cutting?

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Yes, Will, I tweeze. Get used to it.

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You're gonna see me tweeze my eyebrows,
and I'm going to see you tweeze the little hairs 
on the outside of your ear.

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I don't have hairs on the outside of my-- OW!!

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Now you don't.

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What the hell-- 

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I don't even know what to say to that!

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Hey, hey! Don't you need to get to the sink?

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It can wait.

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No. Don't wait. 
Let's just do what we normally do.

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Deal.

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# What you find now! What you feel, whoo! 

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What you know, whoo. To be real! #

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What? What's the problem?

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Problem?

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We're just like 50 men and a mirrored ball 
away from being a gay disco.

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Oh, uh, Grace, sweetie, what's that?

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That.

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It's a hat, Karen.

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I didn't have time to dry my hair.

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So, what are you saying, honey?
It's going to stay on all day?

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Uh-huh.

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Ok, you know what? I say we close.
You're obviously in no condition to work.

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Stop! Karen, how about some coffee?

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Oh, no, I had some on the way in. Thanks.

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Oh, you want some. Oh, devil!

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Oh! I need an assistant. 

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All right, where is it?

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Never mind.

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Oh, my God. 

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I'm the cat in the hat.

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This bathroom is driving me crazy.

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No, actually, Will is driving me crazy.

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The bathroom is fine, 
and I've got a doodle that proves it.

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Uh, no, honey, it's a "blueprint." Yeah.

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You get a gold star.

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You know what? Will is going to get through this.

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I've just got to relax and ride it out. 
It's like the storm before the calm.

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Well, honey, you had to know this was going to happen.

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I mean, men hate change.

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Well, usually you can't lump Will in with other men. He's--

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Oh, honey, come on.

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Gay, straight, bi, Thai, they don't like change.

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What is that? An upper east side haiku?

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Grace, this is for his own good.

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You're not a guest in that place, you're a roommate.

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So start taking up some room.

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You hardly put a foot in the door.

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Honey, it's time to take off those pumps, 
put on those Espadrilles you're so fond of -- 

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Which, by the way, aren't coming back ever.

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Kick down that door and let him get used to 
the fact that you live there.

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God, that was exhausting.

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I am assisting my ass off.

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Last job?

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Physical therapist.

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You ran the man-tan booth at Le Spa.

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It involved a lot of lifting.

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Oh, did I mention that Grace put all of 
our cereals into one big container?

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Women-- Can't live with them... 

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End of sentence.

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I mean, that--that's just wrong, right?

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Yeah. She should be caned.
Back to Jack, right here.

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Um, I was a Broadway usher for 
2 grueling performances of Les Mis.

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What--what are you saying, it's me?

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I mean, There should be certain boundaries.

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At least with breakfast grains.

237
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Will, are we talking about my resume or your problems?

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I don't have any problems.

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Ellen, honey, could you bring in Will's denial file?

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I think we have a little something to add.

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I am not in denial. 
Come on, Jack, I don't have all day.

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I'm meeting Harlin for drinks at my place, 
and I got a lot to get done. Next job.

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 All right, let's see, what have I done?

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What do I want to do?
What is the essence of Jack?

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How does one put that into words?

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Cater-waiter, cologne spritzer, Gap--

247
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,570
Delete, delete, delete.

248
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,868
Oh, this is so difficult.

249
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:44,385
Ellen, honey, could you bring in a couple of diet colas and some of those blue pills?

250
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:48,227
Jack, get away from my stuff and out of my space!

251
00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,995
You know what? Hold that thought until I get Grace on the phone,

252
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:53,478
because I think you meant to bark that at her.

253
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:56,409
No, Jack, that was meant for you.
Grace and I are fine.

254
00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:58,113
Yeah, 

255
00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:02,661
ok. You and Grace are falling into the same patterns as all your relationships.

256
00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,376
You're a little time bomb ready to go off.

257
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,077
Jack, this is not about that.

258
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:09,235
This is about being late to meet Harlin because you're wasting my time.

259
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:12,231
It is about being galled at your level of presumptuousness.

260
00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:15,213
And finally, ladies and...ladies of the jury

261
00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:18,976
this is about my total frustration over helping someone get a job 

262
00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:22,208
whose main requirement is cute guys in the mail room!

263
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:27,411
And so ends a scene from 
"Mr. Bitch Goes to Washington"

264
00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:35,478
- Hi.
- Hey.

265
00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:39,419
Sweetie, Harlin's going to be here any minute,
so you should probably get dressed.

266
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:40,625
I am dressed.

267
00:14:41,411 --> 00:14:42,942
Uh, you're gonna wear that?

268
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,150
How about, "Grace, you look like crap?" 
That's much more concise.

269
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,302
No, you look fine.

270
00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:50,681
I just thought you'd want to meet my biggest client in something...

271
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,672
more than underwear. Heh...

272
00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:54,560
This is a good dress, Grandpa

273
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,403
but I'll change if it means that much to you.

274
00:14:57,403 --> 00:15:00,279
No. I mean yes. No, I do mean no. 
Don't change.

275
00:15:00,771 --> 00:15:01,779
You look-- You look beautiful.

276
00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:03,549
Ok.

277
00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:06,189
What's this?

278
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:06,877
What's what?

279
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:09,453
Well, I said get cheese. There's no cheese here.

280
00:15:10,281 --> 00:15:14,456
You see that stuff right there that looks and smells and tastes like cheese?

281
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,541
That's cheese.

282
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:18,200
Well, yeah, but you can't just put out a few slices.

283
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,108
I mean, you got to have a whole wedge.

284
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:21,457
Really, Will?

285
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:25,853
'Cause I just read "Cheese for Dummies" cover to cover and they never mentioned the wedge.

286
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,198
You know what? I'm sorry.

287
00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:33,450
I just--I'm a little anxious about Harlin coming here. That's--

288
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,620
- Forgiven.
- OK.

289
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:39,361
What's this?

290
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:40,876
What now?

291
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:41,668
The pillows.

292
00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:46,732
I mean, I'm not really vibing on the whole benihana home collection thing.

293
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,048
That is gorgeous Chinese silk.

294
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:52,099
What's over here? We got a new lamp and--

295
00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:54,457
and little baby goat heads.

296
00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:57,110
What--what--what? 
When did you decide to redecorate?

297
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,139
Will, I live here.

298
00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,967
And if you're having a problem with the bathroom, 
you should just say it now.

299
00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:06,390
Let me say this.Then from now on, all pillows and food need to be cleared through me!

300
00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:09,139
Whoa!

301
00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:16,905
Ok, I don't-- I don't want to do this right now.

302
00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:18,225
No, we're talking about this.

303
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:20,189
Yeah, well, talk to the goat, 
because I'm not talking to you.

304
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,928
Will, don't shut me off.

305
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:22,612
Click.

306
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:23,837
Damn it, Will. I'm not Michael.

307
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,115
Evening!

308
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,921
Harlin, Right on time. Come on in.

309
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:38,894
Beautiful place. 

310
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:40,966
Oh, you must be Grace.

311
00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:42,234
These are for you.

312
00:16:42,614 --> 00:16:45,096
Oh, that's-- that's very sweet, Harlin. Thank you.

313
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:45,928
Please.

314
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,853
Will, where do these go?

315
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:49,835
Anywhere you want.

316
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:50,441
Yeah, right.

317
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:55,500
Thanks. 

318
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:01,524
You know, I gotta tell you it's awful nice of you folks to ask me up.

319
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,621
When I'm up here on business, 
I'm always in hotels.

320
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:13,928
Yeah, I've stayed at the Hyatt.

321
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,028
I've stayed at the Plaza.

322
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:23,805
I used to stay at this place in Midtown till I saw that thing on "Dateline."

323
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:28,163
Maria Shriver showed up with one of those blue lights.

324
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:31,958
Turns out that 75% of the bed sheets were stained with-- 

325
00:17:33,779 --> 00:17:35,763
Let's just say they were very unsanitary.

326
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,501
It was very nice meeting you. Excuse me.

327
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,286
Will, are you sure you're gay?

328
00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:58,052
'Cause this felt exactly like a night between me and the Mrs.

329
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:06,288
Hi.

330
00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:07,591
Excuse me, I'm in here.

331
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,240
We need to talk.

332
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,264
I'm taking a bath.

333
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,438
Fine. Then I'll leave.

334
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:15,210
Can I have a towel?

335
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,451
No. Gracie, I don't-- 

336
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,951
I don't know if this is going to work out.

337
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:23,311
Fine. Are you done?

338
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,501
I feel bad about this, but I think-- 

339
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,837
maybe we need to rethink this living situation.

340
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:34,597
Bailing.

341
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,464
I'm not bailing. I just-- 

342
00:18:37,406 --> 00:18:39,966
I have some issues I need to work through and obviously,

343
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:41,196
I need to work through them alone.

344
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,046
Bailing faster.

345
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:43,672
Why don't you just jump out of the boat completely?

346
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:46,670
I'm rigid, I'm passive-aggressive, I'm controlling.

347
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,545
News flash-- Will's controlling.

348
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:52,562
Yeah, got that freshman year of college when you told me what electives to take.

349
00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:57,951
Funny, 13 years later, and I'm still here.

350
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,012
So, if think I'm going to let you bail out now over a bathroom--

351
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:02,896
It's not the bathroom, Grace, it's me.

352
00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:07,569
I mean, you're my best friend.

353
00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:08,887
If I can't make this work with you, 

354
00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:11,235
then what chance do I have of ever having another-- 

355
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:13,803
ever having another relationship?

356
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:17,667
You--you are putting way too much pressure on this.

357
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,325
How did we get from me having a place to plug in my hot rollers,

358
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:24,272
to the demise of all your future relationships?

359
00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:25,709
When did you become such a drama queen?

360
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:30,180
I had--I had problems with Michael and clearly I'm repeating that pattern-- 

361
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,444
Did you just call me a queen?

362
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,162
If the tiara fits.

363
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:38,836
I love you. 

364
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,845
I hate this bathroom, but I love you.

365
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:45,748
Oh, honey, this whole bathroom thing is so over.

366
00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:49,273
That wall is going back up.

367
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:49,918
Yeah.

368
00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:50,880
Loofah.

369
00:19:51,772 --> 00:19:54,880
Or... Now, I'm no Grace Adler of designs,

370
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,484
but, um, what if we just move the wall, like, 4 feet

371
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,445
and then we'd have equal bathrooms?

372
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:03,723
Look at you.

373
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:06,765
Mr. Compromising.

374
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:09,218
Mr. Not-So-Controlling.

375
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,414
Don't do that, jeez!

376
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,706
Oh, my God! You're naked!