1 00:00:14,235 --> 00:00:15,308 Where am I taking you? 2 00:00:15,431 --> 00:00:17,545 Oh yeah, I gotta get some place. 3 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:19,695 It's my sister's place. 4 00:00:19,768 --> 00:00:22,685 She was supposed to take me up but she's... kind of all there, you know. 5 00:00:28,435 --> 00:00:29,346 The address? 6 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:32,167 Right, right, right. 7 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:33,823 So you're here visiting family? 8 00:00:33,914 --> 00:00:35,296 Well, no, I'm an actor. 9 00:00:35,404 --> 00:00:36,275 I've been in New York 10 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,004 but I got an offer to work in L.A. and 11 00:00:38,098 --> 00:00:40,397 I think it's time for me to take my shot. 12 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:41,952 Kind of scary, I mean... 13 00:00:42,095 --> 00:00:45,505 I left my whole life behind but I think it's a smart move, you know, 14 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:48,311 if you wanna make it as an actor, you gotta move to L.A., to Hollywood ! 15 00:00:49,765 --> 00:00:51,173 So what are you doing here in Dallas ? 16 00:00:56,679 --> 00:00:59,171 I did have a lay over in Dallas ! 17 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:40,669 Oh thank God ! 18 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,755 Oh my God, Joey ! 19 00:01:43,884 --> 00:01:44,873 Hey Gina ! 20 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:47,531 My brother, the star. 21 00:01:47,631 --> 00:01:48,672 Days Of Our Lives ! 22 00:01:49,238 --> 00:01:51,001 - Not any more ! - Formerly ! 23 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:55,108 - Good to see you. - I know, I missed you so much. 24 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:57,754 Wait a second, wait a second ! 25 00:01:58,798 --> 00:01:59,587 You look different ! 26 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:01,059 I forgot ! You haven't seen 'em. 27 00:02:04,764 --> 00:02:06,327 What do you think ? They're new ! 28 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:09,501 I went up 3 cup sizes. The doctor was reluctant ! 29 00:02:10,573 --> 00:02:11,517 Come on, touch 'em. 30 00:02:11,905 --> 00:02:15,213 Let's get my bag. I'll feel you up in the car, I promise. 31 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:18,958 Tell me about the big new job. 32 00:02:19,054 --> 00:02:21,952 Il all started when I got this new agent. 33 00:02:22,013 --> 00:02:23,728 This lady is a shark. 34 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:27,037 And that means she's a good agent, not an actual shark. 35 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:29,320 I know that. 36 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:31,194 Yeah, I did too. 37 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:35,377 Anyway, she got me offers from 2 new shows. 38 00:02:35,463 --> 00:02:36,965 Wow ! What are they ? 39 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,483 Well, the first one is about a bunch of male nurses 40 00:02:39,544 --> 00:02:41,240 and I wasn't really crazy about that one. 41 00:02:41,282 --> 00:02:42,852 I mean I've already been a brain surgeon. 42 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,723 I don't think my fans would buy me as a nurse. 43 00:02:46,836 --> 00:02:49,514 They bought you as a brain surgeon, they're pretty understanding. 44 00:02:50,665 --> 00:02:52,805 Doesn't matter, okay ? Because the other show... 45 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:55,417 it's about a cop and I'm the star. 46 00:02:55,544 --> 00:02:57,429 Also, it's for cable 47 00:02:57,492 --> 00:03:01,059 so there's a combination of nudity and swearing that I find intriguing. 48 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:04,065 I am so proud of you ! 49 00:03:06,661 --> 00:03:08,386 So, how many bags we're looking for ? 50 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,802 Just one, the rest of my stuff is on a moving truck 51 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:13,454 and I gave them your number, the company's called "Movers and Shakers". 52 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:15,319 They cost a little more but... 53 00:03:16,089 --> 00:03:17,863 that name cracks me up. 54 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:19,912 Oh wait, that was my bag. 55 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,017 It's okay, hold on. 56 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,879 Sir, could you grab that bag ? 57 00:03:26,086 --> 00:03:26,925 Thank you ! 58 00:03:29,888 --> 00:03:31,288 They do get things done. 59 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:45,036 Wow ! 60 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:47,190 I think I like L.A. ! 61 00:03:47,424 --> 00:03:49,644 I thought you and Chandler should have moved out a long time ago. 62 00:03:49,857 --> 00:03:51,231 It's a very vibrant gay scene. 63 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,347 Chandler and I are not a gay couple ! 64 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:58,030 Hi ! 65 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:01,931 Hey ! This is it ! 66 00:04:02,121 --> 00:04:03,145 You're new home ! 67 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,459 Oh my God ! 68 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:10,319 - Yeah ? - Yeah ! 69 00:04:10,399 --> 00:04:14,375 Gina, thank you for finding this. I love it ! 70 00:04:14,496 --> 00:04:17,640 Good because if you didn't I was gonna lie and tell you Tom Cruise used to live here. 71 00:04:18,638 --> 00:04:20,712 Tom Cruise lived here ? 72 00:04:22,877 --> 00:04:24,219 Sure he did, honey ! 73 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:26,078 Let me show you the best part ! 74 00:04:29,032 --> 00:04:30,271 Check this out ! 75 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,405 Sit up here and lean back. 76 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:37,250 Look over there. 77 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:40,669 Is that the middle of the Hollywood sign ? 78 00:04:43,148 --> 00:04:45,155 That is the Hollywood sign. 79 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:49,501 I can see the Hollywood sign ! 80 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,753 And into that woman's bathroom ! 81 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,191 And now she sees me looking ! Hi there ! 82 00:05:04,992 --> 00:05:05,885 What's the matter ? 83 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:07,597 I just... 84 00:05:08,452 --> 00:05:10,443 I can't believe I'm here, you know. 85 00:05:10,504 --> 00:05:12,593 It doesn't... It doesn't feel real. 86 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:18,282 And neither do those. 87 00:05:22,609 --> 00:05:24,610 Gina Tribbiani, hairdresser to the stars. 88 00:05:24,973 --> 00:05:25,640 Stars ? 89 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:28,424 It sounds better than hairdresser to mostly Dominicans firms. 90 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:30,898 Yeah, honey. 91 00:05:31,135 --> 00:05:32,029 Come on up. 92 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,157 It's my Michael. He's parking. 93 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:38,287 Say, what is Michael now ? 20 ? 94 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:41,282 Yeah, don't I look incredible for the mother of an adult son ? 95 00:05:41,772 --> 00:05:43,713 It's the good thing about having a kid so young. 96 00:05:44,031 --> 00:05:46,129 You rarely hear the argument for a teen pregnancy. 97 00:05:53,516 --> 00:05:55,925 Michael is so excited to see you again. 98 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,895 Oh and by the way, told him I had him when I was 22. 99 00:05:59,508 --> 00:06:00,983 I don't want him to think his mother is a tramp. 100 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:07,971 Uncle Joey ! 101 00:06:08,121 --> 00:06:10,435 Hey ! Wow ! Man ! 102 00:06:12,778 --> 00:06:15,166 I still think of you as a little kid ! 103 00:06:15,801 --> 00:06:17,961 So much for these wings I picked up on the airplane. 104 00:06:18,238 --> 00:06:19,687 Oh no ! I'll still take them. 105 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:22,502 I was just gonna show them to you... 106 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,214 Tell your uncle Joey what you've been up to lately ! 107 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:32,102 Well, now that college's done. 108 00:06:32,168 --> 00:06:36,603 I'm just doing some grad work over Caltech center for simulation of dynamic response materials. 109 00:06:39,235 --> 00:06:40,812 Can you believe he came out of me ? 110 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:47,366 Actually, right now, we're designing a mock-up for an escape module for the international space station. 111 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,101 What are you a rocket scientist ? 112 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:52,456 Yes. 113 00:06:53,521 --> 00:06:54,453 Oh. 114 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,023 So how do you like living at school ? 115 00:06:57,243 --> 00:06:58,400 Oh no, I still live with mom. 116 00:06:58,833 --> 00:06:59,853 Oh man ! 117 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:03,049 That is nice ! 118 00:07:04,739 --> 00:07:06,607 Shut up ! We have fun. Tell him we have fun ! 119 00:07:06,956 --> 00:07:09,989 We do have fun. We have a lot in common than most moms and sons 120 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,475 'cause she had me when she was just 22, so ? 121 00:07:12,573 --> 00:07:14,257 Yeah, 22, yeah. 122 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:16,083 That's why we had to change churches. 123 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:22,930 Michael, where's the lasagna ? 124 00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:25,218 I left it in the car. 125 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,627 I'll get it. I'll get it. 126 00:07:26,853 --> 00:07:30,543 Look at that ! So much going on up here he can't remember lasagna. 127 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:32,336 We are different you and me ! 128 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:37,666 So, come on ! What else is going on ? 129 00:07:37,742 --> 00:07:39,970 Well, actually, I'm thinking about moving out. 130 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:41,634 - Oh yeah, where ? - Here with you. 131 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:45,285 What ? 132 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:48,250 I'm 20 years old, man. I shouldn't be living with my mom. 133 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,006 Everyone at school makes fun of me. 134 00:07:50,292 --> 00:07:52,602 And it's not like these are the cool kids, they're not quarterbacks... 135 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,692 engineers ! 136 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,781 But what do you wanna live with me ? 137 00:07:58,876 --> 00:08:01,935 Well, huh, this may not be a big selling point but 138 00:08:02,036 --> 00:08:03,359 I have no money for rent. 139 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:07,794 And I mean, and also you're my cool uncle Joey, you know. 140 00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:09,856 Living with you, that would just... you know. 141 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:11,665 Yeah... Break your mother's heart. 142 00:08:12,995 --> 00:08:14,269 I know... I know. 143 00:08:15,826 --> 00:08:17,884 But it's... I mean... It's gonna happen some time. 144 00:08:17,977 --> 00:08:20,295 I just have to get out of there. Have you seen her breast ? 145 00:08:20,388 --> 00:08:22,262 She made me touch 'em ! 146 00:08:30,859 --> 00:08:31,959 Hi ! 147 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,210 Actually not that big of a drop ! 148 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:41,047 I'm sorry. 149 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:43,838 I'm Allison. I live next door. 150 00:08:44,053 --> 00:08:47,290 Really ? I'm Joey. I've just moved in. 151 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,300 Say, I was about to eat. You want some ? I've got homemade lasagna. 152 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:52,830 It's 7:30 in the morning. 153 00:08:53,731 --> 00:08:55,768 I'm still on New York time. 154 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,799 So you eat lasagna at 10:30 ? 155 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:00,519 No, I eat lasagna at 7:30 but 156 00:09:03,095 --> 00:09:04,779 it seemed like a big deal to you so... 157 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,671 So, you're from New York ? 158 00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:08,645 Yeah, yeah. 159 00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:11,220 You see... I'm an actor. 160 00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:15,706 Oh that's so cute. You think it's a big deal to be an actor; 161 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:17,682 Everyone here is an actor. 162 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:19,613 What ? 163 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,635 That guy in that apartment... 164 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:21,634 actor ! 165 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:22,720 Actor ! 166 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:23,841 Actor ! 167 00:09:24,466 --> 00:09:25,122 Porn actor ! 168 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:27,394 Really ? 169 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:28,818 Yeah. He lives above me. 170 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:29,985 He's not the best. 171 00:09:31,715 --> 00:09:34,727 I'm actually a very serious actor, you know. 172 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:40,378 Romeo ! Oh Romeo ! Wherefore art thou Romeo ? 173 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:43,927 That was Romeo. 174 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,749 Actually that was Juliet. 175 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:49,754 What ? 176 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:53,118 Romeo wouldn't have started a speech with "Romeo ! Romeo !" 177 00:09:57,174 --> 00:09:59,370 I've done that for like a million auditions ! 178 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,677 Blue walls. Scene C. Take 2. 179 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,780 And... action ! 180 00:10:18,739 --> 00:10:20,286 And... cut ! 181 00:10:25,682 --> 00:10:27,915 I can't believe I'm on a set ! 182 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:30,708 I think like I could be networking. Let me go talk to the director. 183 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:34,032 Must be pretty cool seeing your uncle starting his own show, huh ? 184 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,843 Not as cool as it would be seeing my roommate starting his own show. 185 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,587 Michael, about us living... Come on ! 186 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,039 I don't think it's a good idea. 187 00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:46,367 Why not ? 188 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:49,142 I don't wanna get between you and your mom, alright ? 189 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:50,632 I can't have her mad at me. 190 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,132 When we were kids, she used to torture me. 191 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,412 She hit me all the time. 192 00:10:53,474 --> 00:10:57,226 She used to hold me down and force me to say "I am gay for David Cassidy". 193 00:10:58,969 --> 00:11:00,028 Who's that ? 194 00:11:00,155 --> 00:11:03,489 David Cassidy from The Partridge Family. Really good looking... 195 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,662 The point is... 196 00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:07,789 I don't want her mad at me, okay ? I'm sorry. 197 00:11:10,822 --> 00:11:12,878 It's okay? I understand. 198 00:11:13,018 --> 00:11:14,062 All right. Good. 199 00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:16,192 You are not gonna believe this ! 200 00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:18,037 The director thought I was an actress ! 201 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,161 Sure, that's because you got big fake boobs and you're crazy ! 202 00:11:29,858 --> 00:11:31,009 I love it out here ! 203 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,344 Sunny and 72?everyday ! 204 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:34,962 Wonder what it's like in New York. 205 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,242 71. 206 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,332 Poor bastards ! 207 00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:42,857 - Joey ! Hey ! - Hey Allison ! 208 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,675 Allison, this is my sister Gina. 209 00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:45,909 Allison lives here next door. 210 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:46,748 - Hi ! - hey ! 211 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:48,355 You have very beautiful hair. 212 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:49,615 Thank you very much. 213 00:11:49,798 --> 00:11:52,135 If you ever wanna sell it, give me a call. 214 00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:55,104 Thanks. 215 00:11:57,927 --> 00:11:59,995 I liked that girl, okay ? 216 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,955 Don't be trying to buy her hair ! 217 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:05,119 She could be the future Mrs. Joey Tribbiani. 218 00:12:05,472 --> 00:12:06,860 Or at the very least the future... 219 00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:08,590 awkward situation. 220 00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:13,778 It's my agent, the shark. 221 00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:15,739 Hello ! 222 00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:17,782 Hi Bobby ! 223 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:20,158 Right ! And ? 224 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,084 What ? 225 00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:26,184 Why ? 226 00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:30,777 Yeah. Okay. Bye. 227 00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:33,531 My show was dead. 228 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:34,951 It's not even gonna air. 229 00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:37,617 Oh my god ! Did they say why ? 230 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:40,950 People thought it was disgusting ! 231 00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:45,163 Geez ! you defecate on one corpse ! 232 00:12:48,507 --> 00:12:50,222 Oh honey. I am so sorry. 233 00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:52,050 I can't believe this. 234 00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:54,191 How can I go from having two shows to... 235 00:12:54,938 --> 00:12:56,017 having nothing ! 236 00:12:58,158 --> 00:12:59,951 You think you should have done the other show ? 237 00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:01,569 The nurses thing ? 238 00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:02,485 Oh no way ! 239 00:13:02,602 --> 00:13:03,984 I mean my thing didn't go but 240 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:07,176 believe me no one is gonna watch a show about nurses. 241 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,547 I'm here with Sam Baxter, one of the nurses on the new hit show RN. 242 00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:14,538 and, Sam, I'm told that you weren't the first choice for this role. 243 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:18,025 Well, that's right actually. The producers originally the role to someone else. 244 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,763 An actor by the name of Joey Tribani. 245 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:26,384 Well, wherever he is, I bet you Joey Tribani... 246 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:29,677 - is kicking himself. - Tribbiani ! 247 00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:33,702 Joey Tribbiani is kicking himself. 248 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:48,832 Hey ! What are you doing here ? 249 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,223 I don't know, mom told me you'd be clearing out your dressing room today. 250 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,459 So I figured I'd come by and cheer you up. 251 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,237 What are you cooking ? 252 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,302 Spaghetti and meatballs. It's grandma's recipe. 253 00:13:57,556 --> 00:13:59,389 It always makes me feel better. 254 00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,150 Mom made it for me this one time... 255 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,435 this one time I got a B. 256 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,044 I got a B once... 257 00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,000 cheated my ass off. 258 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,631 So was today hard ? 259 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:14,401 Yeah, I can't believe it. 260 00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:18,907 A week ago, I was a star of a show and now I'm the guy who turned down "nurses". 261 00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:24,144 Which is strange because in real life, I would never turn down a nurse. 262 00:14:26,371 --> 00:14:27,324 So what do you do now ? 263 00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:31,611 I'm meeting with my agent later to try to figure out some kind of game plan. 264 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:37,102 Hey ! they're making a new Indiana Jones movie. Maybe you can... 265 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,438 turn that down. 266 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:47,039 Feeling more comfortable around your uncle Joey ? 267 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,452 This is really nice. Thanks for doing this. 268 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,261 You know, if you let me be you're roommate, you could have this like everyday. 269 00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:03,333 Michael, look. You're a great kid and I would love to have you as my roommate 270 00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,090 but your mother will flip out. 271 00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:06,206 I mean... 272 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,889 You're in ! 273 00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:16,241 No ! No ! No ! No ! 274 00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:26,378 Oh hey Joey ! Have a sit, doll ! 275 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:28,417 Thanks for seeing me. Listen... 276 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,566 I know we blew it by turning down that nurses thing 277 00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,847 but I gotta believe there is something bigger or me right around the corner. 278 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:39,388 Listen... You are living in a dream world. 279 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:42,077 Excuse me ? 280 00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:44,121 That nurses show is huge ! 281 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:47,572 Everyone involved in it is gonna become insanely rich 282 00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:50,018 and is gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. 283 00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:53,803 But my job is to keep up your moral. 284 00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:57,017 I do feel better. 285 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,198 Look... 286 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,292 I'm a straight shooter 287 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,459 but I'll tell you something else about me: 288 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,034 I am the best ! 289 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,705 There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you. 290 00:16:10,197 --> 00:16:11,077 I would... 291 00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:14,374 throw on a meat skirt and wrestle a lion ! 292 00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:18,840 I would pull off my own ears and eat them ! 293 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,661 That's... gross ! 294 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,282 I'm gonna get you through this. 295 00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:33,455 Next year, I am gonna find you a show that'll blow this nurses thing right out of the... 296 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,693 What the hell am I saying ? 297 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,623 Nothing's gonna top that ! 298 00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:44,925 Hold on. Next year ? No, no, no ! 299 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,549 I need to get something now ! 300 00:16:46,616 --> 00:16:48,003 Well, I've got nothing ! 301 00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:53,026 Zilch ! Zero ! Nada ! 302 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,806 There's gotta be something ! 303 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:59,916 Well, they do need a host for this new entertainment show. 304 00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:01,832 It's not really acting 305 00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:05,739 but it may work since you have such a tremendous head ! 306 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:11,233 I do ? 307 00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:13,696 Oh come on ! We don't have time for this ! 308 00:17:15,441 --> 00:17:16,844 Thanks Bobby ! Thank you ! 309 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:21,898 Looks like you got a big barrel on your shoulders ! 310 00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:32,746 Gina! Where have you been ? 311 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,625 My audition is in half an hour ! 312 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,216 Sorry, I'll give you a little trim. It'll take two minutes. 313 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,508 Any sign of my stuff ? Have the movers called ? 314 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:41,211 No. 315 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:43,565 Stupid Movers and Shakers ! 316 00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,933 I can't be mad at those guys ! 317 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,713 Hey do me a favor. See if you can make my head look a little bit smaller. 318 00:17:57,753 --> 00:18:00,244 I can't do this. I'm too upset. 319 00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:01,568 What's the matter ? 320 00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,474 Michael said he was moving out. 321 00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:08,720 Did he say who he was moving in with ? 322 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,584 - No, why ? - Uh... no reason... 323 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,947 But you know if you think about it, Gina, this could be a good thing. 324 00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:18,059 You could have more time for your hairdressing. 325 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:19,822 Oh please ! 326 00:18:20,113 --> 00:18:21,745 No much of a hairdresser anyway ! 327 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:24,619 I only started cutting hair because Channel 5 exposed me 328 00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:27,107 as this Southland most dangerous dental technician. 329 00:18:30,063 --> 00:18:32,575 That was some damning footage. 330 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:38,268 I just don't know what I'm gonna do without him. 331 00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:39,948 He's my baby ! 332 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,624 - Hey come on ! - No, really. 333 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:45,640 I don't have much to be proud of. 334 00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:47,920 But him, I did right. 335 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,176 I gotta take this. 336 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:55,711 What ? 337 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:56,562 Yeah. 338 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,599 I've got a lead on some blond hair. 339 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,657 And some good straight stuff. 340 00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:10,508 Okay, we got a big problem. 341 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,931 I just told mom I was moving out. She went crazy. 342 00:19:12,993 --> 00:19:15,209 I don't know what she's gonna do when she hears I'm moving with you. 343 00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:17,361 Well, let's find out. 344 00:19:20,073 --> 00:19:21,947 Why didn't you tell me she was here 345 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,796 You couldn't tell I was getting a haircut ? 346 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,313 You think I just walk around my apartment in a cape ? 347 00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:31,984 He's gonna live here ? 348 00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:32,919 Are you kidding me ? 349 00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:34,440 Mom, look. This was my idea. 350 00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:35,214 That's true. 351 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,875 Sure, I bet you landed and right away he begged you: 352 00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:39,632 "Please get me away from my mother !" 353 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:46,549 I cannot believe you would do this to me. 354 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,427 - Gina... - Mom... 355 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:50,860 - Gina, wait a... - Mom ! - Gina... 356 00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:54,500 Oh my god ! 357 00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:55,913 I know. I know... 358 00:19:58,836 --> 00:20:01,269 I could eat a really big lobster in this. 359 00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:12,460 Okay, Joey. The audition is very simple. 360 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:13,955 Three cameras. 361 00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:17,587 Each one has a teleprompter beneath the lens and a red light on top. 362 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,039 Whichever red light is lit, that's the camera you address. 363 00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:21,724 The producer is watching from that monitor. 364 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,565 Geez ! Is that a man or a woman ? 365 00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:25,780 And your mike. 366 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,901 Okay. Let's do this. 367 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:30,878 We have a roll. 368 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:34,069 Joey Tribbiani audition in 5.. 4... 3... 369 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,948 Welcome to Hollywood minute. 370 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,182 I'm name. 371 00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:42,389 Can I start again ? 372 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,498 Whenever you're ready. 373 00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:44,193 Okay. 374 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,160 Welcome to Hollywood minute. 375 00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:49,608 I'm Joey Tribbiani. 376 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:51,774 and here are today's top stories. 377 00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:55,044 - Well, even though she's on vacation,... - Cut ! Joey. 378 00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:56,463 You didn't switch cameras. 379 00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:58,691 Oh ! Did the light change ? 380 00:20:59,054 --> 00:20:59,700 Yeah. 381 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,339 Even though you're reading, you need to be aware of when the light changes. 382 00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,638 That's really the best way to do this ? 383 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:10,830 Okay, let's try it again in 5... 4... 3 384 00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:12,818 Welcome to Hollywood minute. 385 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,440 I'm Joey Tribbiani. 386 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,550 and here are today's top stories. 387 00:21:16,781 --> 00:21:22,243 Well, even though she's on vacation, Jennifer Lopez is in the news today. 388 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,378 More on that story later. 389 00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:28,239 But first, let's check out the box office returns for this weekend. 390 00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:32,305 Topping the list for the third week in a row... Man ! That is one fast red light ! 391 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,367 Topping the list... 392 00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:34,972 Topping the list... 393 00:21:36,341 --> 00:21:37,721 I know it's not that one. 394 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:39,790 Where the hell is it ? 395 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,515 Okay, Joey. Thanks for coming. 396 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,285 No, no, no. I'm getting the hang of it. 397 00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:46,932 Please, Mr. or Mrs. producer. 398 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:49,518 I need this job. I can do this. 399 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,725 - You're looking at the wrong camera. - Damn it ! 400 00:21:52,989 --> 00:21:55,560 Romeo ! Oh Romeo ! 401 00:22:07,228 --> 00:22:08,426 - Hey ! - Hey ! 402 00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:10,003 What's wrong ? 403 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:16,742 I... I just blew an audition to host this stupid entertainment show. 404 00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:19,193 - Is that even acting ? - No ! 405 00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:21,606 It's just following a really fast red light. 406 00:22:22,688 --> 00:22:24,652 Look, don't get discouraged. 407 00:22:24,899 --> 00:22:27,550 I have a friend that got rejected from like a million different things. 408 00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:29,997 And he just got a part in that new nurses show. 409 00:22:32,997 --> 00:22:34,660 Well, I hope you get the next thing. 410 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:35,911 You seem like a nice guy. 411 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:37,560 Thanks. 412 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,715 Say, Allison. 413 00:22:41,788 --> 00:22:44,962 Would you wanna maybe go and grab a bite to eat ? 414 00:22:46,653 --> 00:22:48,710 Sounds nice. Can't. 415 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,261 I've gotta go to the airport and pick up my husband. 416 00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:56,334 Oh... You're married ? 417 00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:57,937 You didn't see the ring ? 418 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,718 Yeah, I saw a ring but it's not on your left hand. 419 00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:02,555 Yeah, it is. 420 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:07,016 If you say so. 421 00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:17,465 Hey ! 422 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:20,031 Did you know that girl next door is married ? 423 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:23,896 I can't talk to that girl, she... she makes my stutter come back. 424 00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:28,198 Can I talk to you ? 425 00:23:28,481 --> 00:23:30,577 Look, Michael, if we’re gonna be roommates, you should know 426 00:23:30,614 --> 00:23:32,851 there are gonna be times when I'm not gonna wanna talk, 427 00:23:32,948 --> 00:23:35,227 I'm just gonna wanna eat the spaghetti you made for me. 428 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:41,689 Well, actually, I'm not gonna be your roommate. 429 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,164 What ? Why ? 430 00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:48,228 I don't know... I talked it over with my mom and she is... 431 00:23:48,284 --> 00:23:49,711 Oh Michael ! Don't listen to her ! 432 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:51,417 She's a selfish, crazy... 433 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,541 Okay, we need a signal for when she's here. 434 00:23:55,544 --> 00:23:56,480 Come on, Michael. We're leaving. 435 00:23:56,577 --> 00:23:58,078 Gina, this is nuts. 436 00:23:58,548 --> 00:24:00,211 He's a man, okay ? 437 00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:02,148 He's graduated college. 438 00:24:02,378 --> 00:24:03,207 He shaves. 439 00:24:03,479 --> 00:24:04,574 He sleeps with women. 440 00:24:05,349 --> 00:24:06,807 I... I do shave. 441 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,160 Come on ! You have to let him go ! 442 00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:11,533 Oh yeah ? 443 00:24:13,934 --> 00:24:16,561 You can hurt me all you want, he's gonna move out some time. 444 00:24:16,782 --> 00:24:18,168 Not if I can help it. 445 00:24:18,271 --> 00:24:20,115 Look, Gina, I know he's your baby 446 00:24:20,273 --> 00:24:21,793 but it's time to move on. 447 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,216 Change can be good. 448 00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:25,675 - Oh it's easy for you to say ! - No, it's not ! 449 00:24:26,211 --> 00:24:26,954 No ! 450 00:24:27,431 --> 00:24:28,020 Look... 451 00:24:29,556 --> 00:24:33,088 Nobody understands wanting things to stay the same like I do. 452 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,326 I was happy in New York. 453 00:24:35,044 --> 00:24:37,881 Okay ? And I tried really hard to keep things from changing. 454 00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:42,116 But everyone else got married and had kids... and moved on. 455 00:24:42,177 --> 00:24:43,164 They all changed. 456 00:24:44,926 --> 00:24:47,676 So... I'm giving change a shot. 457 00:24:48,264 --> 00:24:50,067 And it has been hard. 458 00:24:51,854 --> 00:24:56,072 But.. just hoping things stay the same... 459 00:24:56,887 --> 00:24:57,909 it doesn't work. 460 00:25:02,176 --> 00:25:03,907 You're smarter than you used to be. 461 00:25:07,428 --> 00:25:08,985 I don't know where that came from. 462 00:25:16,537 --> 00:25:18,027 You know he's a slob, right ? 463 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:22,241 You know how you like everything nice and clean and in its own little place. 464 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,287 There's gonna be sauce on everything you own. 465 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,238 I don't know how it happens. 466 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,397 Mom, that's okay. 467 00:25:39,342 --> 00:25:41,759 If this is really what you want... 468 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,196 Thank you, mom. Thank you. 469 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,764 I'm just gonna miss you. That's all. 470 00:25:49,695 --> 00:25:52,331 It's been the two of us for such a long time. 471 00:25:52,532 --> 00:25:54,718 Well, now it's the three of us. 472 00:25:54,998 --> 00:25:56,622 You gave your speech... Enough ! 473 00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:02,008 You sure you're gonna be okay ? 474 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,590 Gina, he's gonna be fine ! 475 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,008 He's old enough to move out ! 476 00:26:05,405 --> 00:26:07,471 You were raising a kid when you were 16 ! 477 00:26:14,179 --> 00:26:16,247 How did I not figure that out ? 478 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:19,109 I mean... 479 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:21,930 I took calculus when I was 8 ! 480 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:24,562 You're dead. 481 00:26:24,654 --> 00:26:26,661 Gina, back off. I don't wanna hurt you. 482 00:26:26,932 --> 00:26:27,675 Oh yeah ? 483 00:26:30,496 --> 00:26:32,678 I'm gay for David Cassidy ! 484 00:26:38,756 --> 00:26:45,206 Transcript par Travis, synchro par Amariss resynchro Vanpyr www.forom.com