1 00:00:01,215 --> 00:00:03,086 And strike three! 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,035 So unrealistic! 3 00:00:05,113 --> 00:00:07,543 Derek Jeter doesn't strike out on three curve balls in a row. 4 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,894 Do you know that the laws of physics suggest that 5 00:00:11,009 --> 00:00:12,939 curve ball is actually impossible. 6 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,556 Why do you have to ruin stuff like that? 7 00:00:15,898 --> 00:00:17,518 "A curve ball is impossible." 8 00:00:17,591 --> 00:00:19,061 "Don't eat that, it's solid mold." 9 00:00:19,303 --> 00:00:22,757 "That's not a dog, it's a possum! Stop letting it lick your face!" Why? 10 00:00:24,352 --> 00:00:25,760 Okay, I gotta get to school. 11 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:27,488 Dude, let me let you in on a little secret. 12 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:28,935 You don't live with your mom anymore. 13 00:00:29,012 --> 00:00:30,405 You don't have to go to school. 14 00:00:31,847 --> 00:00:33,158 Stay here. We'll have fun. 15 00:00:33,268 --> 00:00:34,952 I really have to finish some work. 16 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,495 So? You can work here. 17 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:37,913 There's a comfy couch. 18 00:00:37,961 --> 00:00:38,675 A lamp. 19 00:00:38,752 --> 00:00:39,215 Pens. 20 00:00:39,292 --> 00:00:40,199 What else do you need? 21 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,626 A Cray T-3E 1200 Super-computer. 22 00:00:44,402 --> 00:00:46,338 The lamp has three settings. 23 00:00:47,645 --> 00:00:49,594 Look, I don't have anyone to hang out with here. 24 00:00:49,671 --> 00:00:51,658 Do you have to go to school every day? 25 00:00:51,831 --> 00:00:55,055 Isn't the teacher ever sick or you get, like, a snow day or something? 26 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:57,558 There are not too many snow days in L.A. 27 00:00:57,756 --> 00:00:58,779 Although it's funny you mention that, 28 00:00:58,798 --> 00:01:00,894 'cause I'm studying a climate-change scenario right now, 29 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,229 where the polar ice caps melt... 30 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:03,355 Oh, just go! 31 00:01:11,686 --> 00:01:13,073 I know I can beat you. 32 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:18,036 Ah... stee-rike! 33 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,955 This is a new low. 34 00:02:07,436 --> 00:02:09,046 Did you break another piece off the wall? 35 00:02:09,107 --> 00:02:10,714 It's just begging to be climbed! 36 00:02:11,939 --> 00:02:14,051 I just want to drop off Michael's laundry. 37 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:15,093 I need to get back to the salon. 38 00:02:15,349 --> 00:02:16,595 You're going in this late? 39 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:19,181 Yeah, my 1st client cacelled. God rest her soul. 40 00:02:22,217 --> 00:02:23,143 I was hoping you could stay. 41 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:24,728 I was thinking maybe we could hang out. 42 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,021 Why, is something wrong? 43 00:02:26,074 --> 00:02:26,711 I don't know. 44 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,649 I mean, I like L.A. and all, but 45 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,109 being between projects and not knowing that many people yet, 46 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,819 I'm kind of lonely. 47 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:34,738 How are you supposed to make friends as an adult? 48 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,615 Have you met anybody nice in the building? 49 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,909 Well, there actually is this one guy, Jake. 50 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,718 He lives across the courtyard. He seems really cool. 51 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:42,011 Well, have you talked to him? 52 00:02:42,088 --> 00:02:42,879 Kinda, yeah. 53 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:44,623 I've run into him a couple times by the mailboxes. 54 00:02:44,845 --> 00:02:47,084 He's always going out to play basketball with his friends. 55 00:02:47,808 --> 00:02:49,962 Man, if I knew him, I could play ball with them, too. 56 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,213 Assuming they also suck. 57 00:02:52,904 --> 00:02:54,508 So why don't you be friends with him? 58 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,969 Yeah, why don't I just catch a rainbow and put it in my pocket? 59 00:03:00,816 --> 00:03:02,850 Oh, come on, it should be easy for you: 60 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:03,878 it's like picking up a girl. 61 00:03:03,956 --> 00:03:04,977 How do you do that? 62 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:05,936 I don't know. 63 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,021 I kinda go into a zone, you know. 64 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,315 I just start talking to a girl, and next thing I know, 65 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:11,567 I'm sneaking out of her appartement. 66 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,343 Hey, maybe and Michael should have a party. Like a house warming. 67 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,365 Invite the whole buiding. Have Jake come. 68 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:19,533 Yeah! 69 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:21,159 That's a great idea. 70 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:22,725 I can call Jake right now. 71 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,955 I know from the mailboxes that his last name is Morgan. 72 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:27,416 Huh? More than just a hat rack, Gina. 73 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,503 Okay, Morgan, Morgan... 74 00:03:32,284 --> 00:03:34,256 Shoot, there's, like, ten "J. Morgans." 75 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:36,466 If only I knew his address. 76 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,057 Ah! There's a guy with the same address as me! 77 00:03:45,339 --> 00:03:46,643 Right! Got it. I'm on it. 78 00:03:50,535 --> 00:03:51,557 You hear that? 79 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:53,024 That might be, Jake. Should I go talk t him? 80 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:55,068 Go, Joey. Go grab your rainbow. 81 00:03:58,374 --> 00:03:59,656 Jake! Jake! Jake! 82 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:01,158 Hey, what's up, man? 83 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:02,305 Joey, right? 84 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,620 Well, my friends call me J-Bird. 85 00:04:07,285 --> 00:04:11,375 Anyway, my roomate and I are having a little party this Thursday for everyone in the building. 86 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:12,961 Yeah, sure. I'll stop by. 87 00:04:13,048 --> 00:04:16,423 Awesome, you won't be sorry. The J-Bird throws a great party. 88 00:04:18,318 --> 00:04:19,804 Why do I keep calling myself that? 89 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:21,345 Hold it together, J-Bird. 90 00:04:29,171 --> 00:04:30,479 - Hey, Joey. - Hey. 91 00:04:30,672 --> 00:04:32,177 You don't say hello to me? 92 00:04:32,351 --> 00:04:34,691 Oh! I didn't even see you there. Hello! Hello! 93 00:04:35,712 --> 00:04:37,236 Your skin is so beautiful. 94 00:04:37,302 --> 00:04:38,445 - Enough. - Okay. 95 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,282 So, listen, I know you're having a party tonight, 96 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:45,827 so I just wanted to drop off a list of rules about noise and parking and stuff. 97 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:46,904 You know're invited, right? 98 00:04:46,962 --> 00:04:48,121 Oh, Okay! 99 00:04:49,677 --> 00:04:50,507 Oh, hey, Alex. 100 00:04:50,564 --> 00:04:51,162 Hi, Michael! 101 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,417 Who were you on the phone with? 102 00:04:52,764 --> 00:04:54,419 Did you ever meet Seth from college? 103 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,505 Was he the home-school kid with the glasses 104 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,881 or the asian kid allergic to light? 105 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:01,760 I don't think you ever met him. He's this super-competitive guy. 106 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:05,870 He just called to gloat about this fellowhip he won... 107 00:05:05,909 --> 00:05:08,267 like I haven't already read about it in the American Journal of Astrophysics. 108 00:05:08,394 --> 00:05:11,603 By the way, can we please get some new magazinesfor the bathroom? 109 00:05:14,257 --> 00:05:17,359 I mentioned the party to him, thinking he's never gonna come. 110 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:18,902 Not only is he coming now, 111 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,404 he wants to bring his girlfriend. 112 00:05:20,593 --> 00:05:21,321 So? 113 00:05:21,393 --> 00:05:22,322 You don't understand. 114 00:05:22,484 --> 00:05:24,658 If Seth has a girlfriend, it means... 115 00:05:25,119 --> 00:05:29,121 Oh god, it means I'm the last guy from my group of friends that has no serious relationship. 116 00:05:29,171 --> 00:05:31,790 Even after the allergic-to-light guy? 117 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:34,585 Arthur Trang does all right. 118 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:35,650 I mean, if you tell a girl 119 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:37,368 "We have to sit here in the dark or I'll die"... 120 00:05:37,618 --> 00:05:38,630 Stuff happens. 121 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,551 That is going right in the arsenal. 122 00:05:44,653 --> 00:05:48,087 God, I'm so sick of Seth beating me all the time. 123 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,656 You know what it's like to have someone who's like but 124 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,135 just a little bit better? 125 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,021 Yeah! Johnny Depp! 126 00:05:57,359 --> 00:05:58,825 I don't even wantc to go tonight. 127 00:05:58,922 --> 00:05:59,520 What?! 128 00:05:59,655 --> 00:06:00,928 This is our party. 129 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:02,996 The whole reason to have it was to do something together. 130 00:06:03,054 --> 00:06:04,404 I thought this party was for Jake. 131 00:06:04,481 --> 00:06:05,991 That's right! Jake is coming! 132 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:08,491 You know what? 133 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:09,732 You need a girlfriend tonight? 134 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,079 I don't know this Seth guy. 135 00:06:11,173 --> 00:06:12,234 I'll be your girlfriend. 136 00:06:12,278 --> 00:06:13,957 Okay, Mom, no! 137 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:16,210 What, we could be a couple! 138 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:17,920 Aren't we a cute couple? 139 00:06:18,061 --> 00:06:19,880 People go to jail for things like that. 140 00:06:20,492 --> 00:06:22,049 Serously, mom, stop! 141 00:06:22,267 --> 00:06:23,482 You don't think I'm sexy enough? 142 00:06:23,598 --> 00:06:25,735 I mean, cone on, this is the body of a 22-year-old. 143 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,554 - I mean, look how tight my... - Please stop! 144 00:06:28,904 --> 00:06:30,140 What did you say? 145 00:06:30,229 --> 00:06:32,059 Well, first of all, "Oh, so tight..." 146 00:06:33,213 --> 00:06:34,603 And I could do it. 147 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:35,917 You'd really do that for me? 148 00:06:35,955 --> 00:06:37,113 Yeah, I could be your girlfriend. 149 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:39,942 I mean, after all, my husband's out of town. I could use a date. 150 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,190 Alex, you're a married woman. 151 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:42,386 Is that really appropriate? 152 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:44,112 You know the word "appropriate"? 153 00:06:45,608 --> 00:06:48,135 Well, um, Alex, I mean... 154 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,699 if-if you'd come with me tonight, 155 00:06:49,756 --> 00:06:51,995 I-I-I-I'd really appreciate that. 156 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,915 Big step down but whatever! 157 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:01,731 Hey! 158 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,382 Your girlfriend's here! 159 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,544 Oh, is what you're wearing? 160 00:07:05,602 --> 00:07:07,531 I just thought you were gonna show a little more skin. 161 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,305 Well , sometimes, what you don't see is sexier. 162 00:07:10,368 --> 00:07:12,307 Ah! Only women think that. 163 00:07:14,548 --> 00:07:16,034 No, I'm sorry. You look great. 164 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:18,156 I'm just... I'm a little nervous about tonight, that's all. 165 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,196 Uh, maybe we should get our stories straight. 166 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:24,190 I mean, if we blow this Seth.... he'll never let me hear the end of it. 167 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:26,989 Okay, my middle name is Julia. 168 00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:28,532 - I grew up in... - Actually... 169 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:30,409 I had some thoughts about you backstory. 170 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:33,412 My backstory? 171 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,664 Veronica Rockafeller. 172 00:07:35,825 --> 00:07:38,250 Neuro-surgeon/bikini model. 173 00:07:39,317 --> 00:07:41,044 I'm sorry. Am I not good enough for you? 174 00:07:41,135 --> 00:07:42,075 No! 175 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,535 For believability, please lower your age to 30. 176 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:45,268 Right... 177 00:07:45,661 --> 00:07:46,925 I'm 28! 178 00:07:49,337 --> 00:07:50,108 Hey, guys! 179 00:07:50,456 --> 00:07:53,348 Could you not stand by the door when Jake comes in. 180 00:07:53,468 --> 00:07:55,279 I don't want you two to be the first two people he sees. 181 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:55,781 Come on. 182 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,043 - Hi. - No, no, no, no. 183 00:08:03,101 --> 00:08:04,693 In you go, in you go. 184 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:06,510 Seth. 185 00:08:06,606 --> 00:08:10,365 Sorry I'm late I had a congratulatory phone call from Stephen Awking. 186 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,034 An honor, sure, but just... 187 00:08:13,975 --> 00:08:15,576 This is my girlfriend Molly Wintall. 188 00:08:15,678 --> 00:08:18,790 Hi. This is my girlfriend Alex Garrett. 189 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,752 I didn't know you were seeing anyone. 190 00:08:21,829 --> 00:08:22,987 How long have you guys been together? 191 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:23,797 Uh... 192 00:08:23,913 --> 00:08:25,263 Well, it's hard to say, in a way, 193 00:08:25,321 --> 00:08:27,484 because, for a long time, he didn't want to be exclusive. 194 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,926 This dog's gotta run! 195 00:08:30,606 --> 00:08:32,574 But I guess we've together about three months. 196 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:35,217 We've been together five. That's two months more. 61 days. 197 00:08:35,294 --> 00:08:36,808 1464 hours. 198 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,311 - 87,840 minutes! - 87,840 minutes! 199 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:41,855 How could you? 200 00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:42,520 What? 201 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,234 First you break up with me, and then you show up here with this tramp?! 202 00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:54,743 Jake better show. 203 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,055 I mean, look at these people. 204 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:58,705 Who else could I possibly be friends with here? 205 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,332 Crazy Pet Lady? 206 00:09:03,992 --> 00:09:08,257 No sir, I do not care for the way her bird talks about our president. 207 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,636 Hey! I'm Howard. 208 00:09:12,713 --> 00:09:13,717 From apartment 12? 209 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:14,295 Oh, hi. 210 00:09:14,392 --> 00:09:15,616 Joey. This is Gina. 211 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,140 Hey, great! Nice to meet. 212 00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:19,102 I'm actually new here in L.A. 213 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:20,853 and I find it kind of hard to meet people. 214 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,147 Lots of tables for one for old Howie lately. 215 00:09:26,178 --> 00:09:28,944 So I was pretty excited to get your invitation. 216 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,545 I mean, I've seen you around the building 217 00:09:30,584 --> 00:09:32,447 and I wanted to meet you and here I am! 218 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:35,742 Yay! 219 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:38,579 Well, uh. Enjoy yourself. 220 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,166 Wow, he seems a little desperate, huh? 221 00:09:42,273 --> 00:09:44,543 At least he didn't throw a party to make you his friend. 222 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:46,842 Yeah, right. Oh. 223 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:54,870 Oh! It's almost 9:00. 224 00:09:54,909 --> 00:09:57,556 There'll be a visible pass by the International Space Station soon. 225 00:09:57,687 --> 00:09:59,641 Molly and I share a passion for the night sky. 226 00:09:59,695 --> 00:10:02,769 Oh! How nice! Michael and I share a passion for sex in public. 227 00:10:05,765 --> 00:10:07,316 We'll be outside. 228 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,486 Sex in public? 229 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:12,876 Where'd that come from? 230 00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:14,285 I read about it in Cosmo 231 00:10:14,362 --> 00:10:15,866 60% of us do it. 232 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:18,362 Wait a minute. 233 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:20,407 Did you see that plate of food Seth just brought for Molly 234 00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:22,289 with the chicken skewers and the mini-hot dogs? 235 00:10:22,431 --> 00:10:23,183 I guess. 236 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,042 Molly told me she's a vegeterian. 237 00:10:25,173 --> 00:10:27,430 If they'd been together for 5 months, I think he would know that. 238 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,402 You know I noticed another weird thing. She didn't know about Seth asthma. 239 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,633 It sends him to the hospital, like, every other week. 240 00:10:32,752 --> 00:10:34,801 It doesn't seem like they know each other very well. 241 00:10:36,225 --> 00:10:38,013 Do you think she could be a fake girlfriend? 242 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,556 Let's find out. 243 00:10:39,713 --> 00:10:41,334 Uh, hey, Molly... 244 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:43,977 Which one's better Jedi or Empire? 245 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,187 I don't know. 246 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,147 She's fake. 247 00:10:49,861 --> 00:10:52,694 And when Drake Ramoray walks in and sees them in bed together? 248 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:55,155 Ah! That was an amazing scene. 249 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,950 Interesting story about that scene. 250 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,128 See, originally, Drake wasn't supposed to be in it at all. 251 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:03,831 But then, while looking for a bathroom, I accidentally walked onto the set. 252 00:11:03,941 --> 00:11:05,040 The rest is history. 253 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,377 Well, Days of Our Lives has not been the same without you. 254 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,683 You know I've gote old tapes if you ever want to... 255 00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:11,378 Jake! 256 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,856 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey! 257 00:11:15,978 --> 00:11:18,220 Yeah, I was just having a nice time with one of your guests here. 258 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,055 - Yeah, this is Jake. - This is Jake? 259 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:21,890 - Rainbow Jake? - Yeah. 260 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,184 Whatever that means. 261 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,729 So, you're a hairdresser. 262 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:29,940 Would you do anything different with my hair? 263 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:30,748 Let me see. 264 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:32,320 Turn around for a sec. 265 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,342 Great body. 266 00:11:34,114 --> 00:11:35,654 Really great body. 267 00:11:35,972 --> 00:11:37,361 Enough, enough, Gina. 268 00:11:37,419 --> 00:11:39,074 Maybe Jake would like a drink. 269 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:40,045 Maybe you should get him one. 270 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,029 Maybe you should get him one. 271 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:42,244 Maybe you should get him one. 272 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:44,371 You knowt what? I'll get myself a drink. 273 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,914 Can I get anything for the lady? 274 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,616 So, chevalresque. 275 00:11:47,712 --> 00:11:49,418 Yes, I'l have another Everclear and Gatorade. 276 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,090 Why are you flirting with Jake? 277 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,009 I started talking to him before I knew who he was. 278 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,802 You didn't tell me he was so cute. 279 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,847 I'm sorry, but that's not something I notice with guys and yes, I did! 280 00:12:03,712 --> 00:12:05,371 Let me finish talking to him and he's all yours. 281 00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:06,746 - No! - Excuse me! 282 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,308 I don't want you talking to him! 283 00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:10,189 I told you how hard it is for me to meet people. 284 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,815 It's not easy for me either. 285 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,630 - Why can't we share him? - Because that never works. 286 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,861 Every time you get involved with one of my friends, you ruin it. 287 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,155 Either you break up with him 288 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,448 and he doesn't wanna be with me anymore. 289 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,074 Or he breaks up with you 290 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,367 and you scare him away. 291 00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:24,912 That's why I had to quit the football team, 292 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:25,525 the baseball team... 293 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,104 I ended up 294 00:12:26,123 --> 00:12:26,997 having to do theater! 295 00:12:29,352 --> 00:12:30,542 Oh, thanks. 296 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,065 You are being ridiculous. 297 00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,068 Just back off, okay? 298 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:35,939 - No, you back off! - No, you back off! 299 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,758 I see why have trouble meeting people... 300 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,974 You got so much food in your teeth! 301 00:12:39,071 --> 00:12:40,537 Well, I was afraid Jake wasn't going to show, 302 00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:42,003 and when I get upset, I eat. 303 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,373 Wow, we just have so much in common! 304 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,473 - Get outta here! - Go! 305 00:12:51,495 --> 00:12:53,315 Look, Jake is gonna be here any second with the drinks. 306 00:12:53,327 --> 00:12:55,317 Why don't we let him decide who he wants to be with. 307 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:56,652 I'm so sure he's going to pick me 308 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,916 I'll give you a minute head start. 309 00:12:58,032 --> 00:12:59,884 Look, I don't need your charity, okay? 310 00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:02,115 - Jake and I are going to be... - You just wasted 10 seconds. 311 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,159 Only 40 seconds left. 312 00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:06,078 Hey, man.. 313 00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:09,164 Nothing like a cold beer on a warm summer night, huh? 314 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,291 This is apple juice. I'm an alcoholic. 315 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,668 It's a disease. 316 00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:17,287 So, what do you do for a living, Jake? 317 00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:19,591 I'm a market maker in the energy sector. 318 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,301 I mostly do arbitrage! 319 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,470 Oh, hey! My uncle is a garbage man. 320 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,016 I'm an actor myself 321 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,477 and I'm not really working right now so that's not interesting. 322 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,792 Uh, I love video games and Die Hard. 323 00:13:32,869 --> 00:13:33,853 I'm an excellent parallel parker. 324 00:13:33,911 --> 00:13:35,732 I once saw Mr. T in a restaurant. 325 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:37,365 Hi. 326 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,258 It's really hot in here. 327 00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:40,763 You wanna go check out the patio? 328 00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,044 Catch you later. 329 00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:45,687 I knew it! 330 00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:47,578 What you do see is sexier! 331 00:13:49,981 --> 00:13:51,915 That is such typical Seth, 332 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,760 he could have just come to this party alone, 333 00:13:53,818 --> 00:13:56,268 but instead he goes through all this trouble just to one-up me. 334 00:13:56,307 --> 00:13:57,252 Well, he's not gonna get away with it. 335 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,024 I'm a lawyer. 336 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,673 I'll just pretend is a defendant 337 00:13:59,814 --> 00:14:01,884 for a very, very geeky crime. 338 00:14:03,612 --> 00:14:04,789 - They're splitting up. - Good! 339 00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:05,734 Divide and conquer. 340 00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:06,930 You take nerdley. 341 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:10,314 So tell me, 342 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,186 how exactly did you and Seth meet? 343 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,145 Oh... 344 00:14:14,078 --> 00:14:16,982 At a Memorial Day party thrown by a mutual friend. 345 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,985 It was a sunset cruise around Katalina Island. 346 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,389 That's so romantic. 347 00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:27,367 And I had to go to San Francisco on business that night, 348 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,161 so Seth offerd to drive me to the airport. 349 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,247 Then when I came back, he surprised me by picking me up too. 350 00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:35,083 Aww! Couple of questions: 351 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:39,129 you say you went on a sunset cruise on Memorial Day. 352 00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:40,714 Hmm... yeah. 353 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:43,133 And then you flew to San Francisco later that night? 354 00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:44,718 On business. 355 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,743 So just a few weeks before summer solstice 356 00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,767 when the sun sets well after 8 o'clock, 357 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,014 your sunset cruise got back in time for you to catch a flight to San Francisco 358 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,722 When, and correct me if I'm wrong, 359 00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,857 the last shuttle SFO leaves at 9 p.m. 360 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,058 Is that what you're saying? 361 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,403 I... don't remember. 362 00:15:04,777 --> 00:15:06,667 I wanna go back to something else that you said 363 00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,617 about this alleged boat trip. 364 00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:12,746 I don't know if you noticed, but I' been working out. 365 00:15:12,898 --> 00:15:15,249 Oh, yeah, I've been working out, too. 366 00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:16,190 Oh, yeah? 367 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,001 I bench press 90 pounds. 368 00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:21,880 Can you bench press your body weight? 369 00:15:24,336 --> 00:15:27,845 What do you think Molly and alex are talking about? 370 00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:29,390 Oh, girls stuff. 371 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:31,055 Then either it didn't happen that way 372 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:35,018 or both you and Seth are in violation of US fishery's act of 1988. 373 00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:37,813 I have to go to the bathroom. 374 00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,984 The answers aren't in there, mrs. Wintall. 375 00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:54,406 Hey, Gina! 376 00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:56,540 Sorry to interrupt, but I have to show you something. 377 00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:58,486 Armand Assante just walked in. 378 00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,084 Oh, my God! 379 00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,502 I love him! Where? 380 00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:02,117 He's not here. 381 00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:03,487 I just wanted to get you away from Jake 382 00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:05,023 so I could have some time to talk to him. 383 00:16:05,119 --> 00:16:06,796 You know, one day Armand Assante will be here, 384 00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:08,844 and I won't go because you have fooled me so many times. 385 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,125 He's gonna leave soon, okay? 386 00:16:11,164 --> 00:16:12,723 Can't you just let me have 5 minutes? 387 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,266 I already saw you give him your number. 388 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,310 I put a little lipstick kiss on it, 389 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,770 to up what I like to call the "class factor." 390 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:20,124 Okay, how about this? 391 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:21,263 If you don't let me talk to him, 392 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,460 I'm going to tell him some stuff about you. 393 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:23,894 Go ahead! I don't have any secrets. 394 00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:25,051 How old did you tell him you were? 395 00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:26,320 - Alright, 5 minutes. - Yeah. 396 00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:28,906 Hey, Jake. 397 00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:31,444 Thanks for the great party. I gotta take off. 398 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,505 No. Really? 399 00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,068 Yeah, I got a basketball game in the morning. 400 00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,830 Say, I was wondering if the J-Bird wants to come. 401 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:37,989 Who? 402 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,709 Oh! That's me! Yeah. 403 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,417 So, I'll swing by. Pick up around around 9:00? 404 00:16:43,494 --> 00:16:44,671 Great! 405 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,248 Bur hey, Jake! 406 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,051 What's that you just threw out there? 407 00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:53,639 Nothing. Just a phone number. That girl I was talking to... 408 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,804 I was hoping to get a little more than a phone number tonight 409 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,560 but she's got more self-esteem than that outfit would suggest. 410 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,230 So you're not gonna call her. 411 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:02,894 So she's fine for a solo night. 412 00:17:02,971 --> 00:17:04,611 Not exactly for a dinner or a movie, right? 413 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,360 That's my sister, Jake. 414 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:08,257 Oh... 415 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,447 I'm sorry. 416 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,282 I don't know what to say. 417 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,463 We're still on for basketball? 418 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:16,586 No, I think I'm gonna play basketball with some guys 419 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,110 who don't think my sister's trashy. 420 00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:19,279 Good luck finding them. 421 00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,041 Yeah, tell me about it! 422 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:24,602 Hey! 423 00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:28,465 I think I came on a little too strong with Jake. 424 00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:29,844 It might have freaked him out. 425 00:17:30,075 --> 00:17:31,426 He's probably not gonna call. 426 00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,804 I saw him throw my number, Joey. 427 00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:35,430 But I like your story better. 428 00:17:37,276 --> 00:17:39,309 He just wanted a one-night stand, huh? 429 00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:43,230 - A one-night stand... - Don't even think about it. 430 00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:46,233 Are you okay? 431 00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,073 I mean, I know how much this meant to you. 432 00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:49,862 You went through all this trouble just to meet him. 433 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:51,196 Oh, no, no, no. 434 00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:52,656 Hey, it's all right. It's all rigth. 435 00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:56,243 I didn't think it'd be this hard to meet people, you know? 436 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,496 When you left home and you moved into Manhattan? 437 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:00,914 You found people there. 438 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,126 Yeah, but I was a kid then. It was easy, you know? 439 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,628 I got to go through all that again now? 440 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:10,174 Look... it will happen. 441 00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:11,484 At least, this time, you got me. 442 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,926 I do have your number. 443 00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,521 Now, does underlining "up late" 444 00:18:17,578 --> 00:18:19,391 also help with the "class factor"? 445 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,813 Molly has something she'd like to say. 446 00:18:25,719 --> 00:18:28,525 I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to go home. 447 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,112 What do you mean? 448 00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,166 Seth, the game is up. 449 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:34,865 We know she's not your girlfriend. 450 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:35,763 Oh, my God. 451 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,329 Seth, why? Why did you lie? 452 00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,412 So I could beat you for once, okay? 453 00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:41,622 What are you talking about? 454 00:18:41,677 --> 00:18:44,860 Let's see, you got into Caltech's doctoral program. I got rejected. 455 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:46,585 You've got this killer apartment. 456 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,255 I live at home and share a bathroom with my grandmother. 457 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:53,258 I never win. 458 00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:55,177 That's how you feel about me? 459 00:18:58,612 --> 00:18:59,499 Look, okay. 460 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,266 I have to tell you something. 461 00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:03,810 Alex isn't real. 462 00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,548 You built her? 463 00:19:08,741 --> 00:19:09,204 No! 464 00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:15,197 I mean she's not really my girlfriend. 465 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,073 Okay, yes, I asked her to pretend to be my date tonight to 466 00:19:19,845 --> 00:19:21,411 impress you 'cause I... 467 00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:24,122 I feel like I never win. 468 00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,876 Wow. Makes you think. 469 00:19:28,117 --> 00:19:29,044 Yeah. 470 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:32,422 So I guess we both kind of learned our lesson. 471 00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:35,333 - I learned it first. - I learned it better. 472 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,664 I kind of already knew it, actually. 473 00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:37,280 I'm the one who started... 474 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,230 Geeks, geeks, geeks, we're done. 475 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,436 So he was the real reason I threw this party 476 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,188 and he turns out to be a jerk, you know? 477 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:51,344 All I wanted was someone to hang out with. 478 00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:02,550 Okay, we can try it, 479 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,454 but I'm not making any promises. 480 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,039 You will not regret this. 481 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:09,168 Hey, Gina, on a trial basis, 482 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,691 Howard here is going to be my friend, okay? 483 00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:13,895 Now, I don't want you hitting on him and ruining everything. 484 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,884 I will try to control myself. I'm only a woman. 485 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:21,704 Hey, let's play a game where you throw the trash in the bag, 486 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:25,100 but you use my body as a backboard. 487 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,316 This just might work out! 488 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,656 The season premiere of E.R. 489 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,409 tonight at 10/9c on NBC 490 00:20:43,213 --> 00:20:46,038 I don't know why you caved we totally had them. 491 00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:47,331 Are you kidding me? 492 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,894 They would have caught on eventually. 493 00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:49,646 Just... 494 00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:51,961 No one is gonna believe a girl like you would be going out with 495 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,795 you know, me. 496 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:56,840 Oh, please! Will stop selling yourself short like that? 497 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:57,414 I'm not. 498 00:20:57,453 --> 00:20:59,468 I just know my limitations. 499 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,637 Women... don't like me. 500 00:21:01,924 --> 00:21:03,313 Except lesbians who... 501 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,416 when I'm wearing my old glases, think I'm one of them. 502 00:21:08,332 --> 00:21:09,353 Let me tell you something. 503 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,147 If there was a 20 year old me out there, 504 00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:14,107 she would be lucky to have a guy like you. 505 00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:15,943 Thanks. 506 00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:19,947 If I could build an ultra-realistic girl robot, 507 00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:21,906 I want her to be 508 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,408 just like you. 509 00:21:24,812 --> 00:21:25,994 That's sweet! 510 00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,372 - But I'd probably give her biger... - That's enough!