1 00:00:03,142 --> 00:00:04,497 Hey Mich... 2 00:00:04,498 --> 00:00:05,718 Are you studying again? 3 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:08,667 You realize how depressing that is to come home to? 4 00:00:08,668 --> 00:00:12,387 Depressing as coming home to an empty lasagna tray? 5 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:13,800 Touch? Michael. 6 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:19,011 It's just a reminder of the fact that I have no social life out here. 7 00:00:19,012 --> 00:00:20,851 I'm the worst dry spell ever. 8 00:00:21,052 --> 00:00:23,109 My dry spell lasted 20 years but go on. 9 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:25,981 I mean, in New York, if you see a pretty girl, 10 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,103 you can just walk right up to her you know. 11 00:00:28,104 --> 00:00:29,095 But here they're all in cars. 12 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:32,624 They go whipping pass me like a million miles an hour. 13 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,047 Like today... 14 00:00:34,048 --> 00:00:35,957 I saw this pretty girl driving toward me. 15 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,116 So I make a U-turn 16 00:00:37,117 --> 00:00:38,863 and get a ticket for $800. 17 00:00:40,564 --> 00:00:42,239 $800 for a U-turn? 18 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:43,791 Yeah! 19 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:46,635 We may have been on a freeway at the time but... 20 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:51,944 I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet woman. 21 00:00:51,945 --> 00:00:53,754 You could go to bars. 22 00:00:53,755 --> 00:00:56,219 No, I'm getting too old for that. 23 00:00:56,220 --> 00:01:01,160 Plus I'm not great at telling wether or not they're gay bars before I go in. 24 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,261 By the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here. 25 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:41,753 Joey, come here. Look at this! 26 00:01:41,754 --> 00:01:43,527 The world is a freaking joke. 27 00:01:45,328 --> 00:01:48,950 Cargo pants are five minutes ago? The world is a freaking joke! 28 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:52,380 No, the thing about the celebrity hairstylist. 29 00:01:52,381 --> 00:01:55,273 I went to cosmetology school with that girl and she was terrible. 30 00:01:55,274 --> 00:01:58,498 She burnt way more hair than I did. And I burnt some hair. 31 00:01:59,899 --> 00:02:02,102 Now I have to read about her living the glamourous life 32 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:03,615 and rubbing elbows with celebrities. 33 00:02:03,616 --> 00:02:05,292 That should be me. 34 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,641 You cut my hair, I'm on TV. 35 00:02:06,642 --> 00:02:09,007 No offense, but you're only slightly more famous 36 00:02:09,008 --> 00:02:11,247 than my client who shot her husband. 37 00:02:12,748 --> 00:02:14,799 Hello, giant plate of sandwiches! 38 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,866 - Joey, listen... - Hey, Michael! Didn't even see you there. 39 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:23,254 Hands off! These are for my book club tonight. 40 00:02:23,955 --> 00:02:27,036 Book club? here? in my own home? 41 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:30,378 God! It's like I'm living at the Playboy Mansion. 42 00:02:30,379 --> 00:02:33,235 Stay away from the sandwiches. Watch him, mom. 43 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,542 I can't believe this. 44 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:46,043 It's so upsetting when people with less talent than you are more successful. 45 00:02:46,044 --> 00:02:48,472 Yeah, like that dog from that beer commercial. 46 00:02:48,473 --> 00:02:51,756 Couldn't catch a Frisbee on cue. Works all the time! 47 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,895 You should ask your agent to hook me up. 48 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:57,292 She has lots of famous clients who need to get their hair done. 49 00:02:57,293 --> 00:02:58,281 Just show them my portfolio. 50 00:02:58,282 --> 00:02:59,945 I'm sure she will be impressed. 51 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:02,666 I could show it to her but i'm not so sure she will be impressed. 52 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,874 All the hairstyles are modelled by Michael... 53 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:06,605 even the women's. 54 00:03:06,606 --> 00:03:07,812 - So? - So... 55 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,698 that Dorothy Hammel haircut with the heavy make-up. 56 00:03:10,699 --> 00:03:13,099 We're lucky he's not burying bodies in the backyard. 57 00:03:18,928 --> 00:03:20,825 Joey! What are you doing here? 58 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,580 Why aren't you out there getting work? 59 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:26,816 Didn't have any auditions today. 60 00:03:26,817 --> 00:03:28,138 Sure! 61 00:03:28,139 --> 00:03:29,723 Put it all on me! 62 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:32,315 What's that? 63 00:03:32,316 --> 00:03:34,162 It's a portfolio of hairstyles. 64 00:03:34,663 --> 00:03:36,000 What? 65 00:03:39,396 --> 00:03:40,880 Who's the model? 66 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:48,261 I'd like to keep that little piece of chicken in my pocket 67 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,902 and snack on him all day! 68 00:03:52,603 --> 00:03:53,988 That's my nephew. 69 00:03:53,989 --> 00:03:56,129 We can see who has the looks in your family. 70 00:03:58,830 --> 00:03:59,630 Anyway... 71 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:02,271 my sister is a hairdresser and that's her portfolio. 72 00:04:02,972 --> 00:04:04,595 I was hoping maybe you could 73 00:04:04,596 --> 00:04:06,417 show it to some of your clients. 74 00:04:07,118 --> 00:04:08,321 Absolutely! 75 00:04:13,822 --> 00:04:15,543 Hi, Halle Berry. 76 00:04:16,744 --> 00:04:19,612 My client has a sister who's a barber. 77 00:04:21,685 --> 00:04:24,401 Could she do your hair for the Oscars? 78 00:04:27,202 --> 00:04:28,855 What did she say? 79 00:04:30,356 --> 00:04:33,362 Joey! I'm not here to do your personal favors. 80 00:04:33,763 --> 00:04:35,863 Let me explain how this agent thing works. 81 00:04:36,354 --> 00:04:38,143 First, you become famous. 82 00:04:39,144 --> 00:04:40,865 And then I'll kiss your ass. 83 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:45,996 But until then, let's keep it strictly professional. 84 00:04:47,597 --> 00:04:49,403 Okay, sorry. I understand. 85 00:04:49,404 --> 00:04:51,204 Leave the pictures of the boy toy. 86 00:05:00,273 --> 00:05:01,684 Well, hello! 87 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:03,568 Are you here for book club? 88 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:04,831 I am now! 89 00:05:06,332 --> 00:05:08,065 What did you think of this week's book? 90 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:11,839 I found it extremely fictional. 91 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,529 Joey! Joey! 92 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:16,414 Can i just talk to you for one second? 93 00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:17,442 Yeah. 94 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:18,710 Sorry. 95 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:21,986 What are you doing? 96 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:25,119 You didn't tell me there were pretty ladies in the nerd club. 97 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:26,816 You gotta let me in. 98 00:05:26,817 --> 00:05:29,050 - Look, I don't know. - Come on, Michael ! 99 00:05:29,051 --> 00:05:31,025 You can't keep me out of a room full of women. 100 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:34,365 If I was in charge of a room full of... boring stuff. I'd let you in. 101 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:36,089 Look, this isn't one of those book clubs 102 00:05:36,089 --> 00:05:38,036 where people just come to mingle, right? 103 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,588 It's a place to discuss litterature not pick up girls. 104 00:05:41,289 --> 00:05:43,165 Oh my god! Jane's here! Jane... 105 00:05:44,332 --> 00:05:45,563 Hi Michael! 106 00:05:45,564 --> 00:05:46,720 I brought an icecream cake. 107 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,696 It's great! It's great. It's great to see you. 108 00:05:48,697 --> 00:05:50,525 Great book! So great! 109 00:05:50,526 --> 00:05:52,812 It was a little slow at the beginning but great overall. 110 00:05:52,813 --> 00:05:54,134 Did you think it was great? 111 00:05:54,135 --> 00:05:56,321 The cake is cold. My hands are getting numb. 112 00:06:02,322 --> 00:06:04,205 Not a place to pick up girls? 113 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:07,206 What? Jane? No! 114 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,801 - Are you kidding? - No, never. 115 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,626 Great! Great. Great ! Great... 116 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:14,203 All right! 117 00:06:14,804 --> 00:06:16,524 I love her so much! 118 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,111 So ask her out! 119 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,216 No, book club has a strict no dating rules. 120 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:22,114 And I'm the president. 121 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,175 She's my vice-president. 122 00:06:23,176 --> 00:06:25,458 The scandal would tear our administration apart. 123 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:28,408 Michael, you have to seize this moment. 124 00:06:29,409 --> 00:06:33,963 The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing. 125 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:34,865 I want to! 126 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:37,559 I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed. 127 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,947 So I'll make a motion. 128 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:40,952 You're not a member. There's an approval process. 129 00:06:40,953 --> 00:06:42,958 Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me 130 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:46,792 being the sole payer of rent of the whole book club's headquarters. 131 00:06:46,793 --> 00:06:49,090 I second the motion. The motion's passed. 132 00:06:49,391 --> 00:06:51,948 I motion for a presidential exemption to the "no dating" rule. 133 00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:53,958 I second the motion. The motion's passed. 134 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:57,902 I motion that you and me eat that entire icecream cake right now. 135 00:06:57,903 --> 00:06:59,097 Motion denied. 136 00:06:59,098 --> 00:07:00,798 M. chairman, you're out of order. 137 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:07,932 Great book club tonight. 138 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:10,467 Lively discussions and I've got 5 phone numbers. 139 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:14,003 The girls are crazy about you. 140 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:15,330 What's your secret? 141 00:07:15,331 --> 00:07:16,637 There's no trick. 142 00:07:16,638 --> 00:07:18,516 Women just wanna be listened to. 143 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:21,087 So when they talk, I pretend to listen and go like this... 144 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:27,058 So, how did it go with Jane? Did you ask her out? 145 00:07:27,059 --> 00:07:29,234 No. Just 'cause I wanna wait 'till next week's meeting 146 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:30,678 so I can set the move. 147 00:07:30,979 --> 00:07:32,513 So I picked a romantic book and 148 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:34,271 I asked her to come over right before 149 00:07:34,272 --> 00:07:36,440 just to help me write out the discussion questions. 150 00:07:36,441 --> 00:07:38,273 Nice, nice. What's the book? 151 00:07:38,674 --> 00:07:40,135 Jane Austin's Pride And Prejudice. 152 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:44,154 It's a tale of manners and courtships at 19th century royal England. 153 00:07:44,155 --> 00:07:45,834 I hope you enjoy reading that. 154 00:07:45,835 --> 00:07:46,993 Joey! 155 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:49,771 If you're gonna be in this book club, you have to read the book. 156 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,670 The whole notion of... Stop that! 157 00:07:53,871 --> 00:07:55,072 Stop it! 158 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,506 - Hey, guys! - Hey, ma! 159 00:07:58,507 --> 00:08:00,806 So is your agent gonna send me any clients? 160 00:08:00,807 --> 00:08:01,638 No. 161 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:03,450 Actually Bobby has been really busy 162 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:05,063 so I don't know if you shoud expect a call. 163 00:08:05,064 --> 00:08:06,707 Your agent? She did call. 164 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:07,571 Really? 165 00:08:07,572 --> 00:08:09,903 Yeah, it was weird. She called me her litlle chicken nugget 166 00:08:09,904 --> 00:08:12,044 then made a bunch of slurping noises. 167 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,694 That's just showbiz talks. 168 00:08:17,095 --> 00:08:19,167 Can't believe you don't know anyone famous! 169 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:20,849 If you hadn't turned down that hit show, 170 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:23,339 you'd have so many connections that could help me right now. 171 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,758 Yeah, that's what I regret most about that decision. 172 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,082 I'm sorry to bug you but 173 00:08:29,082 --> 00:08:30,693 did you get some of my mail by mistake? 174 00:08:30,694 --> 00:08:31,942 I didn't my People Magazine 175 00:08:31,943 --> 00:08:34,298 And the post office said they delivered it today. 176 00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:39,071 Gina, weren't you reading that earlier? 177 00:08:39,072 --> 00:08:42,231 What's the problem I'm not good enough to steal your magasine? 178 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:45,864 That's okay. I think it's upstairs. Have a sit. I'll go get it. 179 00:08:45,865 --> 00:08:48,714 No, that's okay. You don't have to leave us alone. 180 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:52,446 - So, tell me. Do you... - This isn't a social hour. 181 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:54,479 What famous people do you know? 182 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,258 Well... 183 00:08:57,759 --> 00:09:00,804 my college friend Jessica is married a big time movie producer. 184 00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:03,559 Does she wear really expensive gowns and get her hair all the time up 185 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,748 and go to big premieres? 186 00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:07,487 Yeah, all the time. She goes to one like every week. 187 00:09:08,188 --> 00:09:10,005 You're lying to impress me. 188 00:09:11,006 --> 00:09:12,127 No, I'm not lying. 189 00:09:12,128 --> 00:09:13,778 She's a really good friend of mine. 190 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:14,477 Yeah, right! 191 00:09:14,478 --> 00:09:17,296 I'd like to see you ask her to let me do her hair for her next premiere. 192 00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:18,617 All right, I will! 193 00:09:18,618 --> 00:09:20,405 Wait! What just happened? 194 00:09:21,306 --> 00:09:22,298 I'm really good, I swear! 195 00:09:22,299 --> 00:09:23,584 I just need a chance. 196 00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:24,923 If you call her and set it up, 197 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:26,518 I'll be nice to you. 198 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:29,040 For how long? 199 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:31,941 - Name your terms. - Two weeks. 200 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,718 - Done. - I should have said three. 201 00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:35,419 And now you're down to one. 202 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:44,224 - Hey! - Hello! 203 00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:45,445 Listen, tonight at book club, 204 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,283 don't have Diane seat next to Maureen. 205 00:09:47,284 --> 00:09:48,185 Why? 206 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:50,300 I may be dating both of them exclusively. 207 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,196 Oh my god! That's Jane! 208 00:09:54,197 --> 00:09:56,133 Alright, I'll get out of here until book club starts. 209 00:09:56,134 --> 00:09:57,787 I'll be in my room reading the book. 210 00:09:57,788 --> 00:10:00,067 And listen to some soft rock hit of the 70s. 211 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,346 Can you believe someone threw this out? 212 00:10:02,347 --> 00:10:03,551 No... 213 00:10:07,222 --> 00:10:08,415 Hi. 214 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,629 Wow! Come in. I'm sorry. You look great. 215 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,695 Thanks! You look... 216 00:10:14,296 --> 00:10:16,962 I don't know. I can't see without my glasses. 217 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:20,260 I probably shouldn't have driven here. 218 00:10:22,561 --> 00:10:23,765 So... 219 00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:27,067 Did you enjoy the book? 220 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,321 Oh yeah! 221 00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:29,876 It's pretty romantic. 222 00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:31,748 Very. 223 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:35,519 - So I wanted to ask you... - Don't mind me. Just grabbing a snack. 224 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,214 Reading makes me hungry! 225 00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:40,128 Sorry... 226 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:42,710 Just call me angel... 227 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:55,432 So I was.. I was just thinking that maybe we could 228 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:57,274 loosen up thye rules of the book club. 229 00:10:57,275 --> 00:10:58,238 Oh, okay. 230 00:10:58,239 --> 00:10:59,984 Like... maybe we could 231 00:10:59,985 --> 00:11:02,152 strike the "no-dating" rules from the by laws. 232 00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:04,159 - Oh yes! Let's do that! - Okay! Okay! 233 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,055 Consider it stroken. 234 00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:06,279 Okay, great! 235 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,969 So we can date people on book club? 236 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,338 Yes, we can. 237 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,616 So what's up with your uncle? 238 00:11:11,617 --> 00:11:12,817 I'm sorry. 239 00:11:14,228 --> 00:11:15,777 Do you think he would go out with me? 240 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,230 He mentionned he was single last time. 241 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:19,203 And I was hoping you would say something for me. 242 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,070 I'm gonna read in the courtyard. 243 00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:23,191 Give you two some privacy. 244 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,927 4 down, 371 to go. 245 00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:38,407 - Hey! - Hey. 246 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,508 Just wanted to tell you guys to be sure to watch TV tonight. 247 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:42,251 I just did Alex's friend's hair on the premiere 248 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:44,098 and she's gonna be on the red carpet. 249 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:45,606 How did it go? 250 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,029 I was a little nervous at first. 251 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,562 She's a very fancy lady. 252 00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:52,515 She was drinking martinis and sitting with her legs crossed. 253 00:11:53,516 --> 00:11:55,926 But then I got into it and instinct just took over. 254 00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:59,429 I did this beautiful old Hollywood style updo. 255 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:00,672 Congratulations. 256 00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:01,954 I gotta go tell, Michael. 257 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:02,883 No, no, no! 258 00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:04,678 He's in there with a girl. 259 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,391 He's in there with a girl and you're reading a book... 260 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,131 What is this... Freaky Friday? 261 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,739 Alright. I guess I'll go tell Blondie how it went. 262 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,166 Call her Alex. You promised you were gonna be nice. 263 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,059 Only one more day of that and some stuff is gonna happen. 264 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:22,187 Five minutes left... I gotta buckle down! 265 00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:24,847 Hey, little snail! 266 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,069 Hi, Joey! 267 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,777 Diane, Maureen! You two know each other? 268 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:35,521 Oh yeah! We're good friends. 269 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,284 I did not know that! 270 00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,323 Come on in! 271 00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:43,010 Hi, Joey! 272 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:44,260 What's up! 273 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,016 Listen, Michael, I didn't exactly finish the book, okay? 274 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,303 So don't call on me. 275 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:51,560 You're unbelievable. 276 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:53,190 - What? - Come on. 277 00:12:56,591 --> 00:12:58,333 What's the matter? Did you ask Jane out? 278 00:12:58,334 --> 00:13:00,491 No, because she wants to go out with you. 279 00:13:01,592 --> 00:13:03,200 Dude, I'm so sorry. 280 00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:06,249 - Obviously, I would never... - You totally screwed this up for me. 281 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,311 I didn't mean to. 282 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,632 I barely said two words to her. 283 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,797 You didn't have to. 284 00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:11,673 You came to last week's meeting with your game face on. 285 00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:12,565 Looking to score. 286 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:13,372 And it worked. 287 00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:15,216 You're like a big blob of sex. 288 00:13:15,717 --> 00:13:18,609 And you use your charm all over the girl I like. 289 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,915 I am not a sex blob! 290 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:23,710 Okay? And this is not my fault. 291 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:26,450 I'm sorry if she likes me but I didn't do anything wrong. 292 00:13:26,451 --> 00:13:28,415 I should never have let you in. 293 00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,013 Should we get started? 294 00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:35,061 Yes! Come, Joey! Let's go talk about the book we all read. 295 00:13:35,062 --> 00:13:36,736 Nothing past page 4! 296 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:51,234 Hey! I wanted to call and tell you what a great... 297 00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:53,998 Book clud is starting, everybody! Book club! 298 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,103 Okay. So... who wants to start? 299 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,002 I thought... 300 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,416 Joey, what did you think of Pride and Prejudice? 301 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,089 Let's hear it. 302 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,213 What were some of the central themes? 303 00:14:10,214 --> 00:14:13,129 - Well, pride was one. - Yeah. 304 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,057 And of course prejudice which is wrong. 305 00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:21,958 And what did you think of Darcy? 306 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:22,984 She was good. 307 00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:24,487 Darcy's a man. 308 00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:26,774 But not in the modern sense. 309 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,512 Is that what you're saying, Joey? 310 00:14:29,713 --> 00:14:31,859 Yes, it is. Yes, it is, Maureen. Thank you. 311 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:35,915 It's interesting. 312 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,620 It's very interesting. 313 00:14:40,621 --> 00:14:41,807 He didn't read the book! 314 00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:43,909 The only reason he's here is to pick up women. 315 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:46,424 Now, in the interest of maintaining the integrity of book club, 316 00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:48,791 I motion that we kick Joey out. Who seconds? 317 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,407 Come on! He didn't read the book. 318 00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:54,794 Neither did I. 319 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:55,527 Me neither. 320 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,468 I saw the movie. 321 00:14:56,469 --> 00:14:57,890 There was a movie! 322 00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:02,172 Did anyone here read the book? 323 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:03,981 You put too much pressure on us, Michael? 324 00:15:03,982 --> 00:15:05,238 A book a week? 325 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,015 It's just gotten really stressful. 326 00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:08,815 How is reading stressful? 327 00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:11,021 Reading is fun! 328 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:12,412 It's fun! 329 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,570 Okay! 330 00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:16,459 Okay! Let's not turn this into a hostage situation! 331 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,443 If you want me to leave, I will. 332 00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:20,674 No! 333 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,375 You know what? I'm just gonna go. 334 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,658 Okay. It's almost time for the big premiere. I made pop-corn. 335 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:36,273 Nice place. 336 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,953 Who's the knock-out with the tiara? 337 00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:40,389 That's my sister Nancy. 338 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,210 She was Queen of the Rose Parade. 339 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:47,030 You're cute but maybe you shouldn't stand next to her in family pictures. 340 00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:50,348 Yeah. That's what my mom says. 341 00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:53,497 I really appreciate you helping me out. 342 00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:55,372 I know I mess with you sometimes but 343 00:15:55,373 --> 00:15:56,465 it's just for fun. 344 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:58,219 Oh yeah! that is fun. 345 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,660 So this is actually kind of nice. 346 00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:05,292 Being friendly. 347 00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:07,918 Maybe we could keep it up a little longer than a week. 348 00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:09,310 I phisically can't. 349 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,194 Oh my god, it's on! 350 00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:16,899 George Clooney... I would wear him down to a knob. 351 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,360 Yeah. I would... have bunches of sex with him. 352 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,328 Oh my god! I think that's Jessica's husband getting out of the limo. 353 00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:27,776 Oh my god! This is exciting. 354 00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:29,039 There she is! 355 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,029 Wow! She actually looks very good! 356 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,207 Not that I'm surprised. 357 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,445 I mean when I said actually, I didn't mean... 358 00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,860 What? What's wrong? 359 00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:41,883 She took it down. 360 00:16:41,884 --> 00:16:43,133 What? 361 00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,680 That wasn't the style I gave her. 362 00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:46,704 She must have taken it out in the limo. 363 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,307 She hated it. 364 00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,001 I can't believe this. 365 00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:54,226 I'm so sorry. 366 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,870 I knew when I walked in there I was out of my league. 367 00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:01,432 But I spent two hours trying to fake it. 368 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:02,558 Oh no! 369 00:17:03,859 --> 00:17:05,102 There! There! 370 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,464 I can't believe I ever thought I could do this. 371 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:12,022 I just don't fit in with rich people. They look down on me. 372 00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:13,681 They always have and they'll always will. 373 00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:15,707 With their grammar and their leg-crossing. 374 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:20,902 Hey! Don't be saying that, girfriend! 375 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,693 Okay, look. I grew up with money and I don't look down on you. 376 00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:31,458 If anything, I envy you. 377 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:32,393 Come on! 378 00:17:32,394 --> 00:17:33,585 It's true! 379 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,914 I wish I were as strong and as confident as you. 380 00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:40,419 And if it were me, I'd be more than happy to have you do my hair. 381 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,497 Really? 382 00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:44,393 You mean that? 383 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:45,680 Absolutely! 384 00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:48,890 So can we do it right now? 385 00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,137 Now? 386 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,781 Now seems so soon. 387 00:17:57,782 --> 00:18:00,045 Look, Micheal. It's Joey. I know you're mad. 388 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:02,768 Hope you come home soon 389 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:05,873 so we can talk about how you're feelin and worked this out. 390 00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:07,364 And also if you get a chance 391 00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:10,164 to pick up some tacos or something on your way home, 392 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,474 that'd be great. 393 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,047 Hey. 394 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,625 Look... 395 00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:23,780 I know you're upset because Jane liked me. Alright? 396 00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:27,899 But I hope you know I wouldn't never come between you and a girl. 397 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,578 And I really did not mean for that to happen. 398 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,425 I know you didn't. 399 00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:35,793 That's the problem. 400 00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:39,496 What? 401 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,399 It's gonna happen wether you try or not. 402 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,287 Anytime I actually get a girl and bring her home, 403 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,186 she'll take one look at you and she'll forget I'm even here. 404 00:18:48,187 --> 00:18:50,208 Come on! Give yourself some credit. 405 00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:52,950 You have so many gifts that I don't have. 406 00:18:54,151 --> 00:18:55,945 You're really smart. 407 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,816 People respect your opinion about stuff. 408 00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,547 That's a great thing. 409 00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:02,424 Maybe... 410 00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:04,753 I'd still rather have your gifts. 411 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:07,963 Yeah, me too. 412 00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:12,244 Believe me... 413 00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:14,261 You are on your way to big things. 414 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,799 'Cause you're only gonna get better 415 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,412 with girls and stuff. 416 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:20,268 but I'll always suck at maths. 417 00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:25,351 In like 5 years, you are gonna be a force to be reckon with. 418 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,003 Yeah. 419 00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:30,728 And in 5 years... 420 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,536 You'll be 40. 421 00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:39,360 You've a lot of your mother in you, don't you? 422 00:19:42,261 --> 00:19:44,007 Okay... ladies and gentlemen... 423 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,761 modelling an original Gina Tribbiani hairstyle 424 00:19:46,762 --> 00:19:48,717 called "the nice and nasty"... 425 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:52,813 I give you Alex Garrett! 426 00:19:56,214 --> 00:19:57,751 Now that's a neighbour! 427 00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:00,319 Come on! 428 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,997 Get your camera. I wanna take some pictures! 429 00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,286 You look so different! 430 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,418 I can't believe you own an outfit that slutty! 431 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,524 Hey! That's mine! I wear that to church. 432 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,390 You're very nice to be such a good sport. 433 00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,004 Can I tell you something? 434 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,525 I love it! 435 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,749 I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. 436 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,589 You know she was a hooker, right? 437 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,022 Yes, I have to go look at myself in the miror again! 438 00:20:33,423 --> 00:20:35,258 An all new Will & Grace is coming up next! 439 00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,891 Right here on NBC. 440 00:20:39,592 --> 00:20:41,293 Joey, I've got great news! 441 00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:42,854 Did I get that commercial? 442 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,414 No! I bought a horse! 443 00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:48,533 Joey! I gotta get to school! 444 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,396 Oh... Hi! i'm Michael. 445 00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,387 Have a sit! 446 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:58,479 Joey! 447 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,079 I completely forgot. 448 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,821 There's a residual check for you in the accounting department. 449 00:21:04,022 --> 00:21:05,765 Why don't you go grab it? 450 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,129 Alright! Okay, I'll be right back. 451 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,481 So. Michael... 452 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,849 How do you feel about full frontal nudity? 453 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,533 I'm not an actor. 454 00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:30,205 Oh, yes, I know.