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Brian Kinney当爸爸了? 

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是真的,我也在场. 

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我亲眼看见它发生的. 

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真是难以置信. 

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或这是另一种生活的方式? 

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你别再损他了行不行? 

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反正他不会比我爸爸做的更糟的了. 

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还有我的爸爸,我甚至不记得他了. 

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那么下一步呢? 
进家长教师联谊会? 

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小俱乐部教练? 
童子军团长? 

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他们不让同性恋进童子军. 

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他们怕我们会带坏他们的新人. 

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我只跟服过役的男人约会. 

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那么,小家伙张的像谁? 

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呃,他有BRIAN的眼睛和嘴巴 

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LINDSAY的鼻子. 

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如果他有MELANIE的鸡鸡, 
那麻烦就大了. 

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你真该看看我照的照片. 

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他太可爱了. 

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有一张里面他竟然在玩自己. 

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谁,BRIAN? 
不是,小宝宝. 

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你能想象吗, 
他才出世一个钟头左右, 

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就已经在扯自己的东西了. 

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请问一下. 
嗯. 

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乔基裤牌内裤在哪里? 

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4号过道. 

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谢谢. 
应该的. 

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那就证明了这个理论. 

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从生到死我们都本能的意识到那话儿的存在. 

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你是说你自己吧. 

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我确实是. 

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对,来吧. 

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你又在看那个色情网站了? 

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这家伙真让人不敢相信. 
他的东西最少有10英寸. 

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TED? TED. 

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请你稍等一下. 

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什么事,WERTSHAFTER先生? 

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你检查完了GROPNIK的利润报告了么? 

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哦,是的,先生. 

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我刚把他们打印出来. 

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给你. 
国家的和州的数据. 

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谢谢. 
不谢. 

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WERTSHAFTER先生. 

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不好意思. 我老板. 

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哦,妈的,你最好小心一点. 

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被他抓到你在看CUMQUICK.COM你就惨了. 

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拜托,这家伙根本就是瞎的, 
他甚至没发现自己老婆 

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在过去5年里 

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一直在跟自己 
合伙人乱搞. 

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他又怎么可能发现我的小秘密? 

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过会再聊. 

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再见. 
再见. 

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还记得我们高中都听过的那个故事吗, 

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就是关于那个被关在洞里的囚犯的? 

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柏拉图,还是谁? 

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他们只能看见自己在墙上的影子, 

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所以过了一段时间后,他们开始相信影子是真的事物. 

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在某种程度上,TED就像那样. 

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他在网络上做爱太久了, 

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已经渐渐意识不到那些完美的身体 

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完美的脸都都是不真实的. 

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网络里没有人是真的. 
他们都只是... 

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影子而已. 

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而且，谁会在聊天室里生痔疮? 

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MICHAEL. 

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同性恋 

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我们的啤酒和他们的啤酒的区别在于 

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我们的啤酒上面写着"性"... 

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而不是CLYDESDALES. 

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如果你想很酷, 

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如果你想受欢迎, 

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如果你想..做爱, 

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这就是你该喝的. 

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那么那个模特呢? 

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你不觉得他有点太... 

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像同性恋? 

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女士们? 

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我不在乎他是不是. 

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反正我愿意跟他上床. 

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你觉得呢? 

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我没想过这个问题. 

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猜猜我昨晚在干嘛. 

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跟我一样,睡觉? 

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做爱,整晚. 

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跟我遇见的那个人,BRIAN KINNEY. 

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我们一直做到早上六点. 

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咦?你不吃惊么? 

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不会. 

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哦. 

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呃, 我也差不多猜到你是... 

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你知道我说什么. 

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虽然你从来没告诉我. 

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我现在告诉你了. 

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要来点我的蔬菜卷吗? 

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那么,感觉怎么样? 

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刚开始很紧, 

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后来就没事了 

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谢谢. 

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谢谢,很高兴认识你. 

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谢谢,下次见 

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谢谢. 

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他已经结婚了. 

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有两个小孩. 

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啊,住家男人. 

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打搅一下 

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请问男厕所在哪里? 

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沿走廊往前再左转. 

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谢谢. 

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那可是个长长旅途 

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他可能会迷路. 

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我知道你会给他指点迷津的. 

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当时我仰天躺着. 

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他在我上面, 
滑了进去. 

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那肯定很痛吧.痛吗? 

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是啊,刚开始就像有人 

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在用扫把硬塞进去. 

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但是我跟他说慢慢来,他照做了. 

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然后,当我看着他的脸时,我不再想这个了. 

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他闭着眼睛. 

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张着嘴, 

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微带着笑容, 

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就像他正置身另一个境界. 

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一个美丽的境界. 

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那就是我. 

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并且他的身体,天哪! 

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他的身体真是奇妙. 

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我可以看见每一寸肌肉. 

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他说他想永远在我身体里, 

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我也希望如此. 

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我现在仍然能感觉到他, 

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就像,他还在那里. 

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天啊, DAPHNE, 
每个人都只是在嘴上谈论性交. 

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但我却是真的做过了. 

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我刚刚开会时一直想小便. 

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差点就憋不住了. 

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你的表现很出色. 

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是么? 

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是的,你让我印象深刻. 

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呵,我很高兴你喜欢 

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因为那就是我们来这里的原因. 

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取悦客户. 

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那,他现在算是什么? 

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你男朋友? 

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我们才刚认识. 

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呃,那你爱他吗? 

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我不知道. 

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是的,我爱他. 

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他爱你吗? 

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他说过他爱. 
什么时候? 

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嗯,当他快射的时候. 

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他抽动得很快, 
然后他呻吟着说出来 

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我以前从没听过这样的. 

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他就是那时说的, 

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就在他射的时候. 

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他说,"我爱你". 

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然后他弯下身来吻我. 

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呃,我想我们还是回去吧. 

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是啊,我想是的. 

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很高兴认识你. 

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可以不止一次. 

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你说什么? 

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你知道吗,这方面我从来没看走眼过. 

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什么? 
哈,没什么. 

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我不接吻的. 

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哈,是吗. 

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NOVOTNY先生? 

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叫我MIKE. 
MIKE. 

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我想知道... 

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你知道,那些你要我搬动的盒子, 

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我意思是, 我并不是想逃避工作, 

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只是它们真的有点重. 

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你觉得有可能让哪个男士帮帮我吗? 

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好的,没问题, 我可以叫人帮你. 

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啊,那太好了. 

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我会在14号过道那边. 

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好的. 

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是的,陛下. 

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得有人告诉她戴安娜王妃已经死了, 

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而且并没有人在寻找接班人. 

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那些盒子是很重嘛. 

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叫人帮忙有什么错. 

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事实上我觉得她蛮可爱的. 

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你觉得她可爱? 

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呃,我并不了解她,不过,是的. 

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那她迷人吗? 

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是的,迷人. 

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嘿,她也觉得你迷人. 

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她..是吗? 

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她很喜欢你的. 

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但她不知道你意下如何, 

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所以我就自告奋勇了. 

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那么你并不是真的觉得她高傲罗. 

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哈,她超可爱的. 

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你知道吗, 我从没听你说过喜欢哪个女孩子. 

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呃, 我... 

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事实上,我从没听你说过任何和女孩有关的事. 

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你...是喜欢女人的,对吧? 

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当然. 呃... 
那么,你就要跟我们一起来 

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今晚下班后. 
我们带她出去喝一杯. 

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我想不行,我... 
打住! 

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不准找借口. 
SHOELESS JOE'S, 7:30. 

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还有,把发型弄一下. 

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这分明是个圈套. 

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嘿, 看见穿红短裤的那个人了没? 

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就算我健身个一百年 

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也绝不可能成他那样. 

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装作她不喜欢她, 

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只是为了试探我的反应. 

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SHAWN PETERS. 前几天我带他回家, 
还以为他玩性虐待的. 

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然后呢? 

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我上当了! 

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结果他是个娘娘腔. 

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I COULD HAVE 
TOLD YOU THAT. 

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唉,真令人丧气啊 

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难道就没有一个真正的男人剩下了么? 

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现在他们等着我去跟他们见面. 

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在STEROID CITY(一同性恋酒吧名)? 

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不是,是在普通的酒吧 

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你们到底有没有在听啊? 

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你的一个女同事对你有意思. 

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4胖MARLEY骗得你去见她及其他人 

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说是下班后喝一杯.所以现在你得走了. 

241 
00:11:44,228 --> 00:11:45,228 
否则他们会起疑的. 

242 
00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:46,230 
看看那位三角肌先生. 

243 
00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:47,731 
怎么... 

244 
00:11:47,731 --> 00:11:48,733 
如果他们起疑会怎么样? 

245 
00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,233 
他们可能会解雇他. 

246 
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,737 
或者,我下半辈子有可能成为助理经理. 

247 
00:11:53,237 --> 00:11:56,239 
办法就是假装你喜欢女人? 

248 
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,242 
唉,听着,他跟你不一样好不好 

249 
00:11:59,242 --> 00:12:01,244 
你这是什么意思? 

250 
00:12:01,244 --> 00:12:03,748 
意思是他并不是一眼望上去就是同性恋. 

251 
00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:06,250 
你的意思是说我很明显罗? 

252 
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,753 
IF THE FUCK-ME PUMP FITS... 

253 
00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:14,759 
如果我想的话,我可以装成一个普通的男人. 

254 
00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,260 
你知道的,只要降低嗓音, 

255 
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,764 
停止打手势, 

256 
00:12:20,264 --> 00:12:23,266 
做出面无表情的样子. 

257 
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:24,768 
绝对不使用... 

258 
00:12:24,768 --> 00:12:27,271 
fabulous或divine这样的字眼, 

259 
00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:32,777 
谈论一些,比如,泡马子和击球跑垒得分 

260 
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,277 
但是我宁愿做灿烂燃烧的火焰, 

261 
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:36,780 
也不要做微弱的常燃小火. 

262 
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,282 
你的确是超凡的火焰. 

263 
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谢谢. 

264 
00:12:41,284 --> 00:12:43,788 
但MICHAEL仍然在异性恋的世界挣扎. 

265 
00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:45,789 
相信我,这并不轻松. 

266 
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:48,793 
做你觉得该做的事吧. 

267 
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,293 

268 
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:52,295 
我最好还是去换衣服了. 

269 
00:12:52,295 --> 00:12:53,297 
为你的重要约会? 

270 
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,300 
啊,这里有本体育杂志. 

271 
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,802 
临阵磨枪也好. 

272 
00:12:58,802 --> 00:13:02,806 
只为以防你们谈到Liza的体重问题以外的东西 

273 
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:10,313 
JUSTIN,你听到我说的话没?你不能去. 

274 
00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:11,815 
我要去. 

275 
00:13:12,315 --> 00:13:14,818 
你昨晚才到那里去过的. 
那又怎样? 

276 
00:13:14,818 --> 00:13:18,322 
所以,我本来打算带你和你姐姐 

277 
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:19,824 
出去吃披萨的. 

278 
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,324 
你... 

279 
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,327 
我原本还指望你来整理这乱摊子的. 

280 
00:13:24,327 --> 00:13:26,329 
我不明白你为什么要 

281 
00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:28,331 
整晚和DAPHNE在一起. 

282 
00:13:28,331 --> 00:13:32,335 
我和你爸买了那么多好看衣服给你, 

283 
00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,338 
你偏要选已经不合身的衣服. 

284 
00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:35,840 
那件太紧了. 

285 
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,842 
所以我才穿. 

286 
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:40,844 
JUSTIN? 

287 
00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:45,349 
难道不能吻别一下? 

288 
00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:55,860 
我等你打电话回来. 

289 
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:15,880 
我们需要一个秘密暗号,像"SHAZAM", 

290 
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,380 
这样如果到了紧要关头, 

291 
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,382 
你就可以过来救我于水深火热之中. 

292 
00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:22,887 
紧要关头(tight spot字面意思是"紧的地方"). 
"BUTTPLUG"怎么样?(同性恋使用的一种工具) 

293 
00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:26,389 
"BUTTPLUG"可能不太适合做谈资. 

294 
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:29,893 
因为你就是那样,装作是他们中的一员. 

295 
00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:31,394 
我身不由己. 

296 
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:32,896 
你可以告诉她实话, 

297 
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,898 
而不是像现在,像个吓坏了的小同性恋. 

298 
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:37,902 
你应该只说 "亲爱的,我只喜欢屁股,你看着办." 

299 
00:14:38,402 --> 00:14:39,903 
是,是. 

300 
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:42,405 
顺便说一声,我发现你的吉普重新刷过了. 
(上一集中吉普被喷了"faggot". 
Mike的意思是你也勇敢不到哪里去.) 

301 
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:51,414 

302 
00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:53,918 
天哪,这地方就像异性恋中心. 

303 
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,922 
BUTTPLUG, BUTT PLUG, 
BUTTPLUG,BUTT... 

304 
00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:02,425 
再见了, MIKEY. 

305 
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:07,931 

306 
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307 
00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:13,436 

308 
00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:15,940 

309 
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,442 

310 
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311 
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312 
00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:31,454 
MICHAEL,MICHAEL! 

313 
00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:33,456 
你到哪里去了?我们还以为你迷路了. 

314 
00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:35,458 
呃,一些,最后一刻的业务. 

315 
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,960 
坐进来. 

316 
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,463 
HARV, 挪一挪你那多毛的屁股. 

317 
00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,965 

318 
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:43,967 
谢谢. 

319 
00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:48,472 
你要点什么? 

320 
00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:50,974 
呃,跟大家一样. 

321 
00:15:50,974 --> 00:15:52,476 
明智的选择. 

322 
00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:53,978 
呃,再拿一罐来. 

323 
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:55,980 
Hi. 

324 
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,983 
Hi. 很高兴你来了 

325 
00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:00,483 
我早跟你说他会来了, 

326 
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,485 
不要着急,是吧? 

327 
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:03,987 
我没有着急. 

328 
00:16:03,987 --> 00:16:05,989 
现在只要在你们卿卿我我之前 

329 
00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,992 
搞清楚他有没有女朋友, 

330 
00:16:07,992 --> 00:16:09,994 
MARLEY, 你能不能闭嘴别烦他们? 

331 
00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:10,994 

332 
00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:13,998 
你没有女朋友的,对吧? 

333 
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:14,998 
我? 

334 
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,003 
没有. 
那就好. 

335 
00:16:20,003 --> 00:16:23,007 
我是说... 
我明白的, 

336 
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:25,009 
你不想和已经有女朋友的人 

337 
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,010 
纠缠不清. 

338 
00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:31,514 
那么你有没有.. 
男朋友? 

339 
00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:35,518 
没有,我们刚分手. 
啊,不好意思. 

340 
00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:38,021 
不用.他是个傻瓜. 

341 
00:16:38,521 --> 00:16:41,025 
只是我当时没发现. 

342 
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:43,527 
当时真的是有太多没发现的. 

343 
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:45,528 
说的对 

344 
00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:47,030 
就像, 难以置信, 

345 
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,532 
他竟然不知道怎么修洗涤槽. 

346 
00:16:49,532 --> 00:16:51,534 
真是的! 

347 
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:54,538 
我在上班的时候他打电话给我说,"我该怎么办?" 

348 
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:56,039 
我说,"我不管你做什么, 

349 
00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:58,041 
买水泥也好,用木塞也好, 
GET A CORK. 

350 
00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,543 
或者用口香糖,但是要堵住它. 

351 
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:04,047 

352 
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,050 
但是要堵上...(but plug音同buttplug) 

353 
00:17:08,552 --> 00:17:10,554 
BUTTPLUG... 

354 
00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:15,559 
一百万美元? 

355 
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:16,559 
那只是个大概数字. 

356 
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:18,061 
他妈的一百万美元? 

357 
00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:20,063 
BRIAN, 拜托.你会吵醒宝宝的. 

358 
00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:24,568 
答案是不,绝不! 

359 
00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:26,070 
哈,我不明白这有什么问题. 

360 
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,572 
我是说, LINDSAY跟我说了你主动要求帮助抚养孩子的. 

361 
00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:30,074 
那真的很慷慨. 

362 
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:33,077 
那跟人寿保险单是两码事. 

363 
00:17:33,077 --> 00:17:35,579 
只不过是以防万一你出了什么事故. 

364 
00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:38,081 
说得好像我要在铁路交叉处被斩首似的 

365 
00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:40,583 
还是在煤气爆炸中烧得面目全非? 

366 
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,586 
你知道吗,我可以想象出你用魔法为我召唤来的死亡 

367 
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:44,588 

368 
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:46,590 
就像万一,你病了. 

369 
00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:52,596 
哈,更妙了. 

370 
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,097 
想想你的生活. 

371 
00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:55,599 
你上次爱滋体检是什么时候? 

372 
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:58,601 
六个月前,我是阴性的. 

373 
00:17:58,601 --> 00:17:59,603 
过了26个星期了. 

374 
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:02,606 
也就是182次一夜情. 

375 
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:05,608 
你知道吗,我一向对可以用脑进行复杂计算的人很羡慕. 

376 
00:18:05,608 --> 00:18:08,112 
我也一向很小心. 

377 
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:11,114 
这不是为了我们,而是为了你的儿子. 

378 
00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:12,615 
我们需要知道你会供养. 

379 
00:18:12,615 --> 00:18:14,617 
所以我所要做的就是去死罗. 

380 
00:18:14,617 --> 00:18:17,621 
希望别发生在在你签这些文件之前. 

381 
00:18:19,623 --> 00:18:22,126 

382 
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:23,626 
等我们在SUPERBOWL的赛季对抗TITANS队, 

383 
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:25,128 
就会笑不出来了. 

384 
00:18:25,128 --> 00:18:26,130 
我们没希望了. 

385 
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,630 
别这么说. 

386 
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:29,132 
你必须心怀信念,对吧,MIKE? 

387 
00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:30,634 
就像CHER一样! 

388 
00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,639 
你看橄榄球? 

389 
00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:38,641 
常常看. 

390 
00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:40,643 
那么.. 

391 
00:18:41,144 --> 00:18:42,646 
你怎么看? 

392 
00:18:45,148 --> 00:18:46,150 
我怎么看? 

393 
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:50,653 
我觉得... 

394 
00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:54,657 
由于自由球员的身份, 
我们失掉了一些最好的球员. 

395 
00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:57,161 
不过我们的防守还是很强,不过我们需要一个新方案 

396 
00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,163 
来调整我们的进攻配合来传球. 

397 
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,668 
跟我想的一样. 

398 
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:06,670 

399 
00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:11,175 

400 
00:19:14,677 --> 00:19:16,179 
你好,体育迷. 

401 
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:18,181 
我过来接你. 

402 
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:20,184 
没关系,我在这里很好玩. 

403 
00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:21,684 
她真的真的很好. 

404 
00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:24,188 
她真的很好? 

405 
00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:26,190 
你觉得如果她和她的朋友知道了你玩的小把戏, 

406 
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,192 
还会对你很好吗? 

407 
00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,195 
他们可能会把你绑在篱笆上把你打成脑震荡. 

408 
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:33,697 
他们不是那样的人. 

409 
00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:35,199 
不是那样的, 嗯? 

410 
00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:36,699 
听我说,Mikey. 

411 
00:19:36,699 --> 00:19:39,202 
你在听吗? 
是的,在听 

412 
00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:42,706 
世界上的异性恋只有两种 

413 
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:45,208 
一种当面毫不掩饰憎恶你, 

414 
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,710 
一种就是在你背后讨厌你. 

415 
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:50,213 
现在你给我滚出来 

416 
00:19:50,213 --> 00:19:52,215 
因为我需要你. 

417 
00:19:55,719 --> 00:19:57,721 

418 
00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:01,724 

419 
00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,226 

420 
00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:04,728 

421 
00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:07,731 

422 
00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,733 

423 
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,735 

424 
00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:12,735 

425 
00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:15,239 

426 
00:20:19,742 --> 00:20:21,244 
HI. 

427 
00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:22,746 
妈的,真倒霉 

428 
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:24,748 
他的名字? 

429 
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:26,750 
JUSTIN.他的名字是JUSTIN. 

430 
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,251 
我没上过他都知道, 

431 
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:29,753 
你为什么老不记得? 

432 
00:20:30,253 --> 00:20:31,255 
因为我上过他. 

433 
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,262 
DAWSON,你好吗? 

434 
00:20:39,262 --> 00:20:40,764 

435 
00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:43,266 

436 
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:44,768 

437 
00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:50,773 
你知道的，对一个白皮肤的男孩来说, 

438 
00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:52,775 
我惊人的演绎了一个黑人女人. 

439 
00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:54,777 

440 
00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:57,280 
我再请你喝一杯怎么样? 

441 
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,282 
我有个更好的主意, 
我们走吧 

442 
00:20:59,282 --> 00:21:00,784 
这里有什么不好? 

443 
00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:02,286 
我上过这里每个人 

444 
00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:03,786 
是啊,跟我一样的困扰 

445 
00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:05,289 
你没上过我. 

446 
00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:06,789 
哦,是吗? 

447 
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,793 
什么? 
你们从来没告诉过我们. 

448 
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,295 
没什么好说的. 

449 
00:21:14,297 --> 00:21:15,798 
我们在他房间里. 

450 
00:21:15,798 --> 00:21:19,302 
我们14,顶多15岁 

451 
00:21:19,302 --> 00:21:20,804 
我们本应该在学习什么的,怎样都好, 

452 
00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:22,806 
反正我们没有. 

453 
00:21:23,306 --> 00:21:25,309 
我们在看他妈妈从美容院偷来的八卦杂志. 

454 
00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:27,311 
总之... 

455 
00:21:27,311 --> 00:21:30,313 
有一张是PATRICK SWAYZE在"DIRTY DANCING"里面的剧照 

456 
00:21:31,315 --> 00:21:32,815 
没穿上衣. 

457 
00:21:32,815 --> 00:21:34,318 

458 
00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:36,320 
光看着这我就硬了起来. 

459 
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,820 
然后我瞥见Mikey,猜怎么着, 

460 
00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:41,824 
他也硬了. 

461 
00:21:41,824 --> 00:21:43,827 
好了,你别说了 

462 
00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:45,829 
我们的棒子就像双胞胎一样. 

463 
00:21:45,829 --> 00:21:47,331 
我伸手过去, 

464 
00:21:47,331 --> 00:21:48,831 
开始搓揉它. 

465 
00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:51,335 
他几乎爽晕了. 

466 
00:21:52,335 --> 00:21:55,338 
我让它弹出来,开始上下套弄, 

467 
00:21:55,338 --> 00:21:57,840 
温柔而缓慢. 

468 
00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:01,344 
我们都差点就来了. 

469 
00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:03,847 
然后... 

470 
00:22:04,347 --> 00:22:06,349 
他妈没敲门就走了进来. 

471 
00:22:06,349 --> 00:22:07,351 

472 
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:08,851 
他们总是这样. 

473 
00:22:09,353 --> 00:22:10,353 
她看见你了么? 

474 
00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:11,855 
她不可能没看见. 

475 
00:22:12,356 --> 00:22:14,858 
不过我们既然没射,就不算数啦. 

476 
00:22:15,858 --> 00:22:18,362 
噢, "DIRTY DANCING". 

477 
00:22:18,362 --> 00:22:20,364 
那真是个很老的电影了. 

478 
00:22:20,364 --> 00:22:23,367 
什么? 
我说那是个很老的电影. 

479 
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:24,367 
没那么老吧. 

480 
00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:26,369 
你多大了? 

481 
00:22:26,369 --> 00:22:27,871 

482 
00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:30,873 
你觉得我多大了? 

483 
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:34,378 
33? 

484 
00:22:34,378 --> 00:22:35,378 

485 
00:22:35,378 --> 00:22:37,880 
去你的! 

486 
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,882 
他29. 
也去你的. 

487 
00:22:39,882 --> 00:22:41,885 
你告诉他干嘛? 
公平起见. 

488 
00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:43,887 
我们都知道那意味着什么. 
再过几个月, 

489 
00:22:43,887 --> 00:22:45,389 
你就30了. 

490 
00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:46,889 
还不如死了算了. 

491 
00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,391 

492 
00:22:49,393 --> 00:22:50,893 
哼,你应该知道. 

493 
00:22:50,893 --> 00:22:52,896 
你已经30了. 

494 
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,898 

495 
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,402 
噢,不,你别. 

496 
00:22:58,402 --> 00:23:01,905 
回来. 
别把那个小毛头丢给我们. 

497 
00:23:01,905 --> 00:23:04,407 
他是你的责任,快回来. 

498 
00:23:04,407 --> 00:23:05,909 
你知道了,我真的有点烦了 

499 
00:23:05,909 --> 00:23:08,411 
所以的人都跟我谈责任 

500 
00:23:08,911 --> 00:23:10,414 
如果LINDSAY和MELANIE想要小孩 

501 
00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:11,914 
那小孩就该是她们的责任. 

502 
00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:13,916 
如果,那个叫什么来者,JUSTIN-- 

503 
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:15,918 
还在高中就想要出来约会,认识男人 

504 
00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:16,920 
那也应该自己负责 

505 
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,922 
我只对我自己负责 

506 
00:23:19,922 --> 00:23:21,425 
我不欠谁. 

507 
00:23:21,425 --> 00:23:23,427 
冷静点. 

508 
00:23:26,929 --> 00:23:28,431 
我走了. 

509 
00:23:34,438 --> 00:23:35,939 

510 
00:23:35,939 --> 00:23:37,940 
我在想玩具男孩. 

511 
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:40,444 
你知道,我好几个星期搞过幼齿了. 

512 
00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:43,447 
他怎么办? 

513 
00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:44,448 
什么意思他怎么办? 

514 
00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:46,949 
我们不能就这样把他丢在这里. 

515 
00:23:46,949 --> 00:23:48,452 
这又不是我们的问题. 

516 
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:49,453 
难道是我的? 

517 
00:23:49,953 --> 00:23:51,454 
他不是,不过BRIAN是你的问题 

518 
00:23:51,954 --> 00:23:53,457 
让他也收拾一次残局看看. 

519 
00:23:53,957 --> 00:23:55,458 
别浪费了你的周五去当保姆. 

520 
00:24:05,969 --> 00:24:13,976 

521 
00:24:14,478 --> 00:24:16,479 
我这么远跑来只是为了见他. 

522 
00:24:16,479 --> 00:24:18,981 
他却对我全无兴趣. 

523 
00:24:18,981 --> 00:24:21,484 
有件关于BRIAN的事你必须搞清楚... 

524 
00:24:22,985 --> 00:24:24,988 
他不是你男朋友. 

525 
00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:27,990 
他从不来男朋友这套. 

526 
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:30,493 
是么,我们做的时候你又不在场. 

527 
00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:33,497 
你不知道我们所做的事... 

528 
00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:35,498 
你不知道他是怎样的吻我. 

529 
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,502 
你什么都不知道. 

530 
00:24:39,502 --> 00:24:41,003 
我只知道一点. 

531 
00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:43,006 
BRIAN是个自私的混蛋 

532 
00:24:43,006 --> 00:24:45,007 
他只关心他自己. 

533 
00:24:45,007 --> 00:24:47,511 
如果我是你,我就会干脆的忘了他. 

534 
00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:52,515 
小朋友们,好啊. 
今晚有收获吗? 

535 
00:24:52,515 --> 00:24:54,016 

536 
00:24:54,518 --> 00:24:55,519 
我从没见过你来这里. 

537 
00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:58,020 
他是新来的. 
还挺可爱. 

538 
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,523 
亲爱的,这里每个男人都在注意你. 

539 
00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:01,524 
我们可以点东西了吗? 

540 
00:25:01,524 --> 00:25:05,028 
说吧. 我敢打赌这是你今晚的第一次, 
我说对了吧? 

541 
00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:06,529 

542 
00:25:06,529 --> 00:25:09,032 
哈哈. 我要炸鸡排. 
无可奉告. 

543 
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:10,533 
呃, 

544 
00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,034 
他要一个培根三明治. 

545 
00:25:12,536 --> 00:25:13,036 
要说请. 

546 
00:25:13,537 --> 00:25:14,537 
请. 

547 
00:25:14,537 --> 00:25:17,039 
你得保持体力,阳光男孩. 

548 
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:19,042 
你不可能腹中空空的搞一整晚. 

549 
00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:20,543 

550 
00:25:21,545 --> 00:25:23,546 
真是个怪人! 

551 
00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:27,050 
是啊,得花点时间才能习惯她的风格 

552 
00:25:27,050 --> 00:25:30,052 
不过一旦习惯了,你就会情不自禁的喜欢她. 

553 
00:25:30,052 --> 00:25:32,055 
一个无可奉告的鸡排, 

554 
00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:33,556 
马上就来. 

555 
00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:35,559 
谢谢,妈妈. 

556 
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:37,060 
谢谢,宝贝. 

557 
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,067 

558 
00:25:50,073 --> 00:25:52,576 
你真幸运. 

559 
00:25:52,576 --> 00:25:55,578 
是吗.你妈妈对你是同性恋的事实冷静对待. 

560 
00:25:55,578 --> 00:25:58,081 
我妈要是发现了,准会杀了我. 

561 
00:25:58,081 --> 00:25:59,582 
至少我给了她一些生活的目标. 

562 
00:25:59,582 --> 00:26:01,083 
我是说, 没有我的话她会在玩宾果游戏, 

563 
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,586 
而不是组织PRIDE游行（各国同性恋的一个定期的游行）, 

564 
00:26:03,086 --> 00:26:04,587 
分发避孕套. 

565 
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:05,588 
你要搭顺风车吗? 

566 
00:26:05,588 --> 00:26:07,591 
呃,我借了朋友的车. 

567 
00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:09,592 
你自己没有么? 

568 
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:12,095 
我正在努力. 

569 
00:26:12,095 --> 00:26:13,596 
记住我跟你说过的关于BRIAN的事. 

570 
00:26:13,596 --> 00:26:15,599 
如果他是像你说的那样自私的混蛋, 

571 
00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,100 
你为什么始终跟在他身边? 

572 
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,101 
我没有跟在他身边. 

573 
00:26:19,101 --> 00:26:21,104 
我们是最好的朋友. 

574 
00:26:21,604 --> 00:26:22,605 
我们接受彼此的本来面目, 

575 
00:26:23,105 --> 00:26:25,108 
不互相责难,也彼此没有义务 

576 
00:26:25,108 --> 00:26:27,610 
不过问对方的生活. 

577 
00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:30,113 
你只是一直在等着他完成那晚为你的手淫吧. 

578 
00:26:31,113 --> 00:26:32,615 
什么? 
你从没有放下过. 

579 
00:26:33,115 --> 00:26:35,118 
这就是为什么这么多年了你还跟他呆在一起. 

580 
00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:37,621 
继续说, 小鸡. 
回你的鸡窝去. 

581 
00:26:39,622 --> 00:26:42,626 
别去找他,只会越弄越糟. 

582 
00:26:45,127 --> 00:26:47,130 
亲爱的,可以走了吗? 

583 
00:26:51,134 --> 00:26:52,636 
他走了? 

584 
00:26:55,137 --> 00:26:56,640 
这样也好. 

585 
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,141 
他对你来说还是太小了. 

586 
00:27:01,144 --> 00:27:02,645 

587 
00:27:06,649 --> 00:27:08,652 
我要不要请表妹RITA? 

588 
00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,654 
哪一个? 

589 
00:27:10,654 --> 00:27:12,154 
暴牙的那个 

590 
00:27:12,655 --> 00:27:13,657 
从来不认可我们. 

591 
00:27:13,657 --> 00:27:16,158 
哦,她啊.请她也行. 

592 
00:27:16,158 --> 00:27:17,661 
反正她很可能不会来. 

593 
00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:20,663 
噢,乖宝宝. 

594 
00:27:20,663 --> 00:27:22,164 
你知道么,挺可笑的. 

595 
00:27:22,164 --> 00:27:24,667 
从前我看见女人喂奶的时候,我都在想 

596 
00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:25,668 
恶,真是让人欲望全无 

597 
00:27:25,668 --> 00:27:27,671 
但是看着你... 

598 
00:27:29,171 --> 00:27:30,673 
感觉很美. 

599 
00:27:30,673 --> 00:27:34,176 
你不能相信这样感到多亲密. 

600 
00:27:46,689 --> 00:27:48,692 
晚安,亲爱的. 

601 
00:27:51,194 --> 00:27:53,195 
下次我们一起喂他. 

602 
00:27:53,195 --> 00:27:55,198 
你可以把我的乳房给他. 

603 
00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:59,703 
真丰满. 

604 
00:28:25,228 --> 00:28:26,729 

605 
00:28:26,729 --> 00:28:29,733 
我想我们暂时只能做这么多. 

606 
00:28:32,735 --> 00:28:35,238 
啊,34个客人,真多啊. 

607 
00:28:35,238 --> 00:28:36,238 
不是每一个都会来的. 

608 
00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:39,242 
希望尤其有一个不会来. 

609 
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,252 
我希望我们对他不是太苛刻. 

610 
00:28:49,252 --> 00:28:51,253 
谁?BRIAN? 

611 
00:28:51,253 --> 00:28:53,256 
关于保险的那些谈话. 

612 
00:28:53,756 --> 00:28:55,257 
听起来差不多像我们巴不得他出什么事似的. 

613 
00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,761 
我们只不过是现实罢了. 

614 
00:28:57,761 --> 00:28:59,762 
我是说,他是父亲啊,不是吗? 

615 
00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:02,265 
他儿子是受益人才是天经地义的. 

616 
00:29:02,765 --> 00:29:03,766 

617 
00:29:10,273 --> 00:29:12,274 
我的意思是也许我们该等一等, 

618 
00:29:12,274 --> 00:29:14,778 
好歹等他过了这段最初的震惊. 

619 
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:16,279 

620 
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:18,280 
他有什么好震惊的? 
你才是生小孩的人. 

621 
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,283 
他只要带着他的新马子出现就行了. 

622 
00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,284 
至少他出现了. 

623 
00:29:22,284 --> 00:29:24,287 
老天.我一直在吃惊.. 

624 
00:29:24,287 --> 00:29:26,288 
什么? 
你竟然能忍受他那些谬论. 

625 
00:29:26,288 --> 00:29:27,289 

626 
00:29:27,289 --> 00:29:28,792 
我不用忍受. 
你明明拼命的忍受. 

627 
00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:31,293 
我理解... 
他. 

628 
00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:34,296 
理解什么?他只是个比他儿子大些的婴儿? 

629 
00:29:34,296 --> 00:29:36,298 
他只做自己想做的事. 

630 
00:29:36,298 --> 00:29:38,301 
没有借口,没有道歉. 

631 
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:39,802 
我一直很佩服他这一点. 

632 
00:29:39,802 --> 00:29:41,304 
然后你就能忍受了. 

633 
00:29:41,304 --> 00:29:43,305 
我不需要忍受. 

634 
00:29:43,305 --> 00:29:44,807 
来吧,我们继续睡觉 

635 
00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:46,309 
一个小时. 

636 
00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:57,820 
好的. 

637 
00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:59,823 
那么,你送我回家后继续出去猎艳吗? 

638 
00:29:59,823 --> 00:30:01,824 

639 
00:30:01,824 --> 00:30:05,328 
不.我被邀请去通宵狂欢会. 

640 
00:30:05,328 --> 00:30:08,832 
哇,听起来很刺激嘛. 

641 
00:30:08,832 --> 00:30:11,835 
如果你非要知道, 
我将回我的同性恋公寓, 

642 
00:30:11,835 --> 00:30:13,336 
脱掉我的同性恋衣服, 

643 
00:30:13,837 --> 00:30:15,337 
上我的同性恋床睡觉. 

644 
00:30:16,338 --> 00:30:18,341 
你在闹情绪. 

645 
00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:19,341 
是该死的BRIAN. 

646 
00:30:21,845 --> 00:30:24,346 
他这次又干什么了? 

647 
00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:26,850 
别提了. 

648 
00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:30,353 
我希望你不会被他影响. 

649 
00:30:32,855 --> 00:30:34,356 
但他永远都影响你. 

650 
00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:39,362 
所以我才一直希望你能找到归宿. 

651 
00:30:49,372 --> 00:30:51,373 
怎么所有灯都是亮的? 

652 
00:30:51,373 --> 00:30:54,877 
肯定是VIC出了什么问题. 

653 
00:30:54,877 --> 00:30:56,880 
VIC! 

654 
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,381 
宝贝? 

655 
00:30:59,882 --> 00:31:01,384 
一切都好吗? 

656 
00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,887 
只是睡不着. 

657 
00:31:04,887 --> 00:31:05,889 
HEY, MIKEY. 
VIC叔叔. 

658 
00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:07,390 
你哪里痛吗? 

659 
00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:09,893 
是的. 
哪里?告诉我. 

660 
00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:11,895 
我钱包痛. 

661 
00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:17,399 
天哪! 

662 
00:31:17,399 --> 00:31:18,400 
怎么了? 

663 
00:31:18,902 --> 00:31:20,403 
这是我们意大利之旅的 

664 
00:31:20,403 --> 00:31:21,404 
万事达信用卡帐单. 

665 
00:31:21,404 --> 00:31:23,405 
头等舱机票, 

666 
00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:26,408 
在罗马一流的酒店套房, 

667 
00:31:26,408 --> 00:31:29,412 
在卡普里给你买的钻石和珊瑚耳环. 

668 
00:31:29,412 --> 00:31:31,413 
它们现在都在这里. 

669 
00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:33,416 
问题是,我也还在这里. 

670 
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:36,418 
别这么说. 

671 
00:31:36,418 --> 00:31:38,421 
你还活着已经是个奇迹了. 

672 
00:31:38,421 --> 00:31:40,422 
我们付得起这些帐单才是奇迹. 

673 
00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:42,926 
不如接客? 

674 
00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:49,932 

675 
00:31:56,939 --> 00:31:59,943 

676 
00:31:59,943 --> 00:32:08,451 

677 
00:32:08,451 --> 00:32:14,957 

678 
00:32:15,457 --> 00:32:17,460 

679 
00:32:19,462 --> 00:32:21,463 

680 
00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:24,967 

681 
00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:29,471 

682 
00:32:29,471 --> 00:32:32,975 

683 
00:32:32,975 --> 00:32:35,979 

684 
00:32:39,481 --> 00:32:42,985 

685 
00:32:42,985 --> 00:32:46,989 

686 
00:32:47,489 --> 00:32:59,502 

687 
00:32:59,502 --> 00:33:02,505 
(少年Brian的声音) 
PATRICK SWAYZE真性感! 

688 
00:33:10,012 --> 00:33:14,016 

689 
00:33:14,016 --> 00:33:18,520 

690 
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,523 
我想我们都要解决那个问题. 

691 
00:33:20,523 --> 00:33:24,027 

692 
00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:25,028 

693 
00:33:25,028 --> 00:33:28,030 
PATRICK SWAYZE真性感. 

694 
00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:35,037 
"DIRTY DANCING"我看过5次了. 

695 
00:33:35,537 --> 00:33:37,039 
要是能操他我不惜一切. 

696 
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:39,542 
别那样说,BRIAN. 

697 
00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:41,543 
你真可悲. 

698 
00:33:43,046 --> 00:33:44,546 
首先我会拉开他的拉链. 

699 
00:33:46,048 --> 00:33:48,551 
然后我会把他特大号的鸡巴拉出来 

700 
00:33:50,052 --> 00:33:52,555 
玩弄它,慢慢的. 

701 
00:33:53,555 --> 00:33:55,557 
哦,是吗? 

702 
00:33:55,557 --> 00:33:57,060 
嘿, MIKEY... 

703 
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,563 
你硬了. 

704 
00:34:00,563 --> 00:34:01,564 
我没有. 

705 
00:34:01,564 --> 00:34:03,565 
你有. 

706 
00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:07,569 
我们得想办法解决它. 

707 
00:34:07,569 --> 00:34:12,574 

708 
00:34:12,574 --> 00:34:15,078 

709 
00:34:15,078 --> 00:34:18,581 

710 
00:34:18,581 --> 00:34:21,083 

711 
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:22,085 
HI, 宝贝. 

712 
00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:24,587 
妈,你就不能先敲门吗? 

713 
00:34:24,587 --> 00:34:26,588 
忘了告诉你,我们要卖院子了 

714 
00:34:26,588 --> 00:34:28,591 
所以如果你要扔东西出去的话... 

715 
00:34:28,591 --> 00:34:31,594 
噢,别告诉我你还迷恋着他. 

716 
00:34:50,113 --> 00:34:52,114 
我会干你. 

717 
00:34:52,114 --> 00:34:53,615 

718 
00:34:58,621 --> 00:35:01,123 
顶楼,上来吧. 

719 
00:35:04,627 --> 00:35:06,128 
天哪! 
对不起. 

720 
00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:08,631 
我不是想要... 
你不能一声不吭就跑来. 

721 
00:35:08,631 --> 00:35:10,132 
我只想跟你谈谈. 

722 
00:35:10,132 --> 00:35:11,634 
没什么好谈的. 

723 
00:35:11,634 --> 00:35:13,136 
求你了,我不会呆很久的. 

724 
00:35:13,636 --> 00:35:16,139 
我只...能进来吗? 
不能. 

725 
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,641 
噢,妈的. 

726 
00:35:25,648 --> 00:35:27,649 
门几乎关上了... 

727 
00:35:27,649 --> 00:35:29,152 
所以我我挤进来的. 

728 
00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:39,162 
屋顶公寓,不错嘛 

729 
00:35:39,162 --> 00:35:41,663 
这是谁? 
谁也不是. 

730 
00:35:41,663 --> 00:35:42,664 
我必须跟你单独谈谈. 

731 
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,167 
我没空. 

732 
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:46,668 
我不介意玩3P, 

733 
00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:48,171 
虽说他小了点. 

734 
00:35:48,171 --> 00:35:49,171 
他就要走了. 

735 
00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:52,175 
他是谁? 
原谅我没介绍你们认识. 

736 
00:35:52,175 --> 00:35:54,676 
JUSTIN, 这是. 

737 
00:35:55,177 --> 00:35:57,180 
GOODFUK先生,容我介绍,JUSTIN. 

738 
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,680 
我名字是GEORGE. 

739 
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,185 
抱歉. 
GEORGE GOODFUK. 

740 
00:36:02,185 --> 00:36:04,186 
你甚至都不认识他. 

741 
00:36:04,186 --> 00:36:05,688 
我准备慢慢了解. 

742 
00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:09,192 
你怎么还不蹦回家去? 

743 
00:36:12,194 --> 00:36:13,695 
他是我的追逐者. 

744 
00:36:13,695 --> 00:36:16,198 
你这样可不太好, 

745 
00:36:16,198 --> 00:36:18,701 
把他打发走, 
这年纪的小孩, 

746 
00:36:18,701 --> 00:36:21,703 
一个人,晚上这种时候. 

747 
00:36:21,703 --> 00:36:23,206 
你以为你是谁啊? 
GOODFUK爸爸? 

748 
00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:28,711 
好吧. 

749 
00:36:30,212 --> 00:36:31,713 
你随便坐. 

750 
00:36:33,716 --> 00:36:36,719 
别偷东西. 

751 
00:36:39,221 --> 00:36:41,224 
喂. 喂! 

752 
00:36:41,724 --> 00:36:44,226 
为了跟你讲清楚, 

753 
00:36:44,226 --> 00:36:45,728 
我刚留一个完全陌生的人在自己家 

754 
00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:47,729 
所以别躲开我了. 

755 
00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:51,734 
我们该把话讲清楚. 

756 
00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,735 
你不来男朋友这套. 

757 
00:36:53,735 --> 00:36:56,738 
MIKEY跟你谈过了 

758 
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,740 
你是人就操. 

759 
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:01,243 
他真丑. 
而且你甚至不认识他. 

760 
00:37:01,243 --> 00:37:03,746 
而我是真的... 
JUSTIN. 

761 
00:37:06,248 --> 00:37:07,750 
我跟你做过. 

762 
00:37:09,752 --> 00:37:11,253 
昨晚发生的... 

763 
00:37:11,253 --> 00:37:12,255 
只是一时之乐. 

764 
00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:16,259 
你需要我,我也需要你. 

765 
00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:17,760 
就这么回事. 

766 
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,262 
一夜情? 

767 
00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:23,265 
那你觉得是什么? 

768 
00:37:26,769 --> 00:37:30,773 
听着,我不相信爱情. 

769 
00:37:30,773 --> 00:37:33,275 
我只相信性. 

770 
00:37:33,775 --> 00:37:35,778 
它诚实,有效. 

771 
00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:38,280 
一进一出,使快乐最大化, 

772 
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,283 
其他的狗屁最小化. 

773 
00:37:41,283 --> 00:37:43,286 
所谓爱,是那些异性恋 

774 
00:37:43,286 --> 00:37:45,787 
为了上床而用来自己说服自己的, 

775 
00:37:45,787 --> 00:37:47,789 
最后他们以互相伤害而告终 

776 
00:37:47,789 --> 00:37:50,792 
因为一开始一切就建立在谎言之上. 

777 
00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,795 

778 
00:37:52,795 --> 00:37:53,796 
如果你想要的是爱的话, 

779 
00:37:54,296 --> 00:37:57,300 
那么去找个漂亮的小女孩 

780 
00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:01,304 
然后结婚. 

781 
00:38:01,304 --> 00:38:03,305 
我想要的不是那个. 

782 
00:38:04,306 --> 00:38:05,807 
我想要的是你. 

783 
00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:08,810 
你不可能拥有我. 
我对你来说太老... 

784 
00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:13,315 
你对我来说太小了. 

785 
00:38:13,315 --> 00:38:14,817 
你17.我28. 

786 
00:38:15,318 --> 00:38:16,819 
29. 

787 
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,823 
好, 29. 

788 
00:38:21,823 --> 00:38:24,327 
这让我更有理由了 

789 
00:38:26,828 --> 00:38:28,331 
现在,回家做功课吧. 

790 
00:38:28,331 --> 00:38:32,835 
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