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美剧集散地：http://forum.friends6.com 

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翻译: ironhearted 
(主页:http://ironhearted.blogone.net) 

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还在跟偷窃狂做斗争吗,Andrew? 

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你知道,首先是承认你有问题. 

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啊, 这周末小孩过生日. 

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对我们商店折扣是件好事. 

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是啊, 你可能会破产. 

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所以我才希望能得到那份工作. 

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什么工作? 

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你不知道? 

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他们选了Barbarosa 

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做新的地方经理. 

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让他管州里的所有店面. 

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哇塞. 
而且他们还让他从店里选 

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自己的接班人. 

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所以我想, 
"管他的,是我也不错." 

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对吧? 
对. 

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哈,我得好好练习一下拍马屁功夫了. 

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祝我好运吧. 
当然. 

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那么,你准备问我吗? 

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问你什么? 

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问我对你成为Barbarosa的接班人的看法. 

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我觉得你棒极了! 
谢了,不过我喜欢自己目前的工作. 

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而且,当经理担子很重的. 

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那又怎么样?你能应付的了的. 

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而且你怎么说也比Andrew有资格得多. 

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你工作比他出色,呆的时间也比他长. 

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大家都喜欢你多些, 并且可以加薪啊. 

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是啊,可能吧. 
听我的, 

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如果你想出人头地,你得像Andrew那样 

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学学拍拍马屁 

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我总觉得你拍马屁的功夫肯定一流. 

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我有没有告诉过你我爸想送我去军校? 

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我说"滚,不去". 

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我觉得你爸可能是对的. 

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上一下军校之类的可能对你有好处. 

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我其实一直想去军校的. 

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你知道,那些做工精细的制服, 
裁剪得体... 

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遵守军令, 
否则就会受到惩罚. 

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是的,长官! 
对不起,长官! 

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嗷! 

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别忘记了还可以跟那么多军校学生一起洗澡. 

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哇! 
嗯. 

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军校学生(cadet还有皮条客的意思) 

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哇塞! 

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啊,天哪. 谁曾想到我们也可以看到今天. 

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Brian Kinny开这种便宜小车. 

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比小车还迷你. 

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我这周内得买辆新车. 

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另一个流动操场? 

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拜托, 他这种年纪需要调动一切可能的帮助, 

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来吸引那些热辣年轻的尤物. 

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我还以为发生那件事后, 

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你可能会考虑买更实用一点的. 

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实用?比如像你会计师开的那种? 

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你应该不想再被哪个疯子撞(ram into)你了吧. 

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那倒从来没听他抱怨过. 
(ram into做"塞进,猛撞"还有那层意思) 

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再见 

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喂. 

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你这该死的变态. 

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爸! 

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别!那是他爸爸!住手! 

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到此为止, Justin. 
到此为止. 

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你要么现在跟我回家, 

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要么永远别再踏进家门半步! 

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我选永不回家. 

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你听到没? 

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我说,"永不回家" 

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你走!滚出这里,走! 

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我永远不会再回家! 

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Justin... 

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永不! 

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别说了. 

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我爸爸对他拳打脚踢, 

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我扑到他背上,把他拉开, 

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然后我开始拧他. 

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别忘了说你是怎样 

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一个人勇敌军犬的 

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还有,你是怎样让伊朗死亡小分队的 

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暗杀行动化为泡影的. 

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你们认为这很好笑吗? 

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啊?你们以为这是什么晚间娱乐节目吗? 

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眼睁睁看着自己父亲发狂成这样, 

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对这可怜的孩子来说是多大的精神创伤. 

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至于你, 

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我早告诉过你这样会惹麻烦, 

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你偏不听. 

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这不是他的错, 
再说我也不是小孩子了. 

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我马上就18岁了. 

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也就是说我可以投票或结婚或参军了. 

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希望不是在同一天. 
也许是这样, 

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但是对你父母而言, 

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你仍然是他们可爱无邪的小宝贝, 

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他们还无法想像你吸鸡巴和插肛门的样子. 

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老妈, 你用得着讲得这么栩栩如生么? 

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Michael,我正在发表我的观点. 

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我讲话的时候 

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你能不能别打岔. 

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那,我刚刚讲到哪了? 

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有关...吸鸡巴.. 

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插肛门之类的... 

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对.那么... 

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他们还没准备把你当成男人看待. 

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尤其是喜欢男人的男人. 

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你知道, 他们需要慢慢锻炼 

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才能理解你所经受的. 

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那我所经受的又有谁关心? 

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他爸爸差点把我的肋骨打断了. 

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我真该去告他. 

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算了吧. 

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你今晚已经添了很多乱子了. 

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妈的. 

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妈,你还好吧? 

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是,我很好,亲爱的. 

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只是累了. 

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我从早上6点起一直做到现在. 

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妈! 

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噢,天哪! 

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你还好吧? 
谁去叫医生!. 

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谁去叫医生! 
别叫了! 

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我能...我耳环还在, 

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就是头发掉了. 
噢,Michael... 

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我这就带你去医院. 

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不行,我得把班上完. 

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你下班了! 

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我把口香糖吞下去了. 

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Michael,帮我再把这个带上去. 

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你到底在想什么! 
我什么都没想. 

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啊,说得对,你从来不用脑子, 
只知道想什么做什么. 

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我只是做我必须做的事. 

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你必须做什么? Craig,你知不知道这样做 

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我们会失去他的. 
你做了什么? 

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你这是等于硬生生把他从那扇门推出去. 

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我叫他回家, Jen. 他不听. 

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谁会跟个疯子回家? 

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听着,我只是想保护我们的儿子. 

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你才是他需要被保护隔离的对象. 

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怪不得他会游荡在外. 

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是啊, 他做出了选择. 

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你...你刚刚说什么? 

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我说他做出了他的选择,Jen! 

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我给了他选择,他也选了. 

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噢,噢... 了不起. 

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了不起. 

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Jen... 

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别上楼来.我说真的. 

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我不想见到你. 

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我不会被一群...羞辱的. 

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同性恋? 

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噢. 让我来告诉你,大人物. 

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你已经被羞辱了. 

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我为你做点肉桂吐司怎么样? 

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还有茶. 

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我既不想要肉桂吐司, 

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也不要茶. 

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我只想要你们别那么大惊小怪的. 

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还有,回家吧. 

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你们明天都要上班.我也要. 

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我已经跟你说过了,你不能去上班. 

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你要呆在家里好好休息. 

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我休息不起. 

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在家里休息一两天 

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一下又不会要了你的命,Deb. 

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卧床休养对痊愈来说是很重要的. 

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谢谢你,DOOGIE HOWSER. 
(美国电视剧"Doogie Howser,MD" 
Doogie是位天才儿童,二十岁就当了 
主治医师) 

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嘿. 

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别担心,Vic叔叔. 
噢,我知道... 

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她没事的. 医生说只是劳累过度. 

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就这样而已. 
"只是劳累过度"? 

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你知不知道要劳累到什么程度才会跌倒在地? 

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那就是你妈劳累的程度. 

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而这一切都是因为我. 

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你说什么啊? 

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想想没有你她是多么的不快乐 

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但我也是让她如此勉强自己的原因啊. 

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上完白班又上晚班,只是为了帮我还债. 

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她甚至做了房屋二次抵押贷款. 

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什么, 用她的房子? 
是的. 

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她弄不到多少钱,但她还是做了. 

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你怎么不告诉我? 

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她要我答应她不告诉你. 

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我真幸运,牙一个没少, 

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而且没被打出熊猫眼. 

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我看上去如何? 

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好极. 你向来看上去好极了. 

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我向你道歉,为我爸爸和其它所有事. 

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切,道歉用还要警察干嘛. 

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我也不想给你惹麻烦的. 

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那么,我走了. 

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去哪里? 

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不知道. 

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我会找到个地方. 

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Justin. 

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你可以留在这里. 

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睡沙发. 

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你不是在哭吧? 

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我可不是什么小娘们. 

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是的,你不是. 

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事实上你还挺勇敢的. 

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敢那样反抗你父亲. 

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因为他在伤害你. 

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去睡吧. 

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那么,Mikey,你觉得如阿? 

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吉普永远都很野性. 

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他在你家里干什么? 

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他总得有个地方呆. 

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奥迪T.T.是个做爱的好地方. 

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但开它的男人又通常不是同道中人. 

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他爸爸差点把你打成废人了. 

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保时捷很性感... 

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如果你有个小鸡鸡的话. 

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我怎么看? 
我怎么看? 

232 
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,811 
很显然你对我怎么看你的小男孩毫不在意, 

233 
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,314 
那么我怎么看你的蝙蝠车又有什么要紧? 

234 
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,816 
你干脆周一开吉普,周二开奥迪, 

235 
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,318 
周三开保时捷. 
喂! 

236 
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,821 
现在就像,你坐在这里苦思冥想该买哪款靓车, 

237 
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,323 
而我妈却可能连房子都保不住! 

238 
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,325 
我得上班去了. 

239 
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,827 
Michael. 

240 
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,830 
如果你需要钱的话... 
不. 

241 
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,832 
听我说,我有个很棒的... 
那很好. 

242 
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,834 
还是谢谢你. 

243 
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,337 
拜托,我可是好心好意. 
我知道. 

244 
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,839 
只是我不能这样. 
为什么? 

245 
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:59,345 
因为你一直在我身边,为我遮风挡雨 

246 
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,347 
在学校为我力战恶霸, 

247 
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,349 
考试时给我答案, 

248 
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,851 
在我第一次得淋病时带我上医院,还有... 

249 
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,857 
这次..这是我的妈妈. 

250 
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:16,362 
这是我必须独自为她做的事. 

251 
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,870 
我爸爸想痛打Brian, 

252 
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,373 
还有Debbie差点在我们面前死去. 

253 
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,375 
然后,我在Brian家过夜. 

254 
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,876 
你呢,干了什么? 

255 
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,380 
呃, 吃了蔬菜千层面,还看了"死前一课". 

256 
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,882 
都恰好是我想做的. 

257 
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,384 
Justin? 

258 
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,886 
嗨, Daphne. 
嗨. 

259 
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,391 
给你带来了制服和课本. 

260 
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,892 
我知道你们今天要交论文. 

261 
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:47,893 
明天. 

262 
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,897 
你还好吧? 

263 
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:52,898 
我很好. 

264 
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,403 
我昨晚很担心你.你在哪里? 

265 
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,904 
你觉得我会在哪里? 

266 
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,907 
Justin,拜托等一下. 

267 
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,909 
我希望你回家来. 

268 
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,411 
在爸爸做了那些之后? 不可能! 

269 
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,913 
他,他疯了.他不知道自己在做什么. 

270 
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,416 
但我们能解决这个问题,我保证. 

271 
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,917 
哈,别保证. 

272 
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,421 
请你离开好不好? 

273 
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,423 
你需要什么吗? 

274 
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,424 
只需要你离开. 

275 
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:24,930 

276 
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,433 
你起来干什么? 

277 
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,936 
你不是该在小睡(nap)的吗 

278 
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,939 
呃,小睡都很短的嘛. 这就是为什么这个词也很短. 

279 
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:34,940 
你吃药了没? 

280 
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,942 
是,我吃过药了. 

281 
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:39,945 
这是什么? 

282 
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,949 
待租公寓? 

283 
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,951 
你找待租公寓干什么? 

284 
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,453 
为了不让你累得半死. 

285 
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,954 
我不会卖房子的! 

286 
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,456 
如果你是这么想的话. 

287 
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,459 
你当然不会卖你的房子. 

288 
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,460 
是我自己要租. 

289 
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,463 
我在考虑搬出去住. 

290 
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,465 
我现在身体已经好多了. 

291 
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,468 
带着我的伤残,我可以在某处供得起一个房间. 

292 
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,470 
你是在某处有个房间,就是这里. 

293 
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,472 
我不想让你觉得我是你的责任. 

294 
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,977 
责任? 

295 
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,480 
你知道吗,我真想揍你. 

296 
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,981 
你的医生说了叫你少运动. 

297 
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,484 
哈,去他的! 
你小时候我扁过你, 

298 
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:19,985 
现在我照样能扁你 

299 
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,493 
我想喝点汤. 

300 
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,994 
鸡汤面条? 

301 
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:31,997 
是啊. 

302 
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,007 

303 
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,514 
当你从纽约回来, 

304 
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,016 
我不是因为觉得有义务才留下你, 

305 
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,018 
我留住你是因为我想. 

306 
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,523 
见鬼,我可以再来一次. 

307 
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,024 
哈,再来一次. 

308 
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,527 
痴呆,鹅口疮,巨细胞病毒感染... 

309 
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,529 
说的轻松! 

310 
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,033 
我意思是,我希望你在这里病, 

311 
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,035 
也在这里康复. 

312 
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,038 
我到哪里你就到哪里. 

313 
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,545 
所以要是你不读连环图画的话, 

314 
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,547 
我就把这个扔了. 

315 
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,050 
我的汤呢? 

316 
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,552 
我来做.我可不想生锈了. 

317 
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,557 
嗨. 

318 
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:32,558 
Jennifer Taylor. 

319 
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,559 
Justin的妈妈. 

320 
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,564 
好吧. 那么, 

321 
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,567 
我带来了他的衣服,素描板, 

322 
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,069 
鞋子, 内衣裤... 

323 
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,571 
噢. 

324 
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,573 
"黄色潜水艇".这是他的最爱. 

325 
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,574 
他看过千百遍了. 

326 
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,576 
你知道吗他想做漫画家? 

327 
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,077 
不,我... 
不,你不会知道. 

328 
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,581 
啊,支票,支票. 

329 
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,083 
给你. 

330 
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,588 
干吗? 
呃,Justin开销昂贵. 

331 
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,590 
他吃得像足球运动员一样多, 
衣服我还来不及买就穿不下了. 

332 
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,592 
还有,他... 

333 
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,093 
学习上总要花钱. 

334 
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:09,595 
你以为他跟我住? 

335 
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,096 
不然住哪里? 
呃,我不知道. 

336 
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,098 
但他不能住我的地方. 

337 
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,099 
呃... 

338 
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,602 
既然他跟我说他再也不回家了, 

339 
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,604 
他总得住在某个地方. 

340 
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,606 
你干嘛管他怎么说? 

341 
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,108 
你是他妈,去把他抓回来. 

342 
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,612 
如果我来硬的,他只会逃得远远的. 

343 
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,615 
而且我也可能再也见不到他. 

344 
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,117 
你知道离家出走的小孩会有什么遭遇吗,Kinney先生? 

345 
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,620 
他们结果睡在盛牛奶的纸盒里. 
或更糟糕. 

346 
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,123 
和你在一起... 

347 
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,124 
至少我知道他在哪里. 

348 
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,629 
他可不是我的责任. 

349 
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,131 
噢,是的,他就是. 

350 
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,634 
是你引诱了他,是你..上了他 

351 
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,636 
所以现在他是你的了. 

352 
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,640 
只是对他好点, 督促他吃治过敏的药, 

353 
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,644 
还有..做功课,按时上学. 

354 
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:03,649 
还有... 

355 
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,152 
告诉他我们爱他. 

356 
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,166 

357 
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:24,670 
嘿,Bob. 

358 
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,172 
你唱得真好. 
谢谢,Mike. 

359 
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,174 
我都不知道我还有听众. 

360 
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,175 
你该去当歌剧歌唱家. 

361 
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,177 
呵,我曾经是想去, 

362 
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,679 
但后来我面临一个选择. 

363 
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,681 
是去MET,还是去BIG Q. 

364 
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,684 
显然你的牺牲有了回报. 

365 
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,186 
恭喜你升职了. 
谢谢. 

366 
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,189 
地区经理,责任重大. 

367 
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,692 
肯定的. 
你,呃,选好了接班人没有? 

368 
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,193 
没有,没有,没有. 

369 
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,195 
有几个人有兴趣,你知道. 

370 
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,197 
是,我知道,呃.. 

371 
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:55,701 
希望你不介意, 我也想竞争一下. 

372 
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,704 
噢,当然,Mike.当然可以. 

373 
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,205 
老实说, 

374 
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,208 
我从没想到你也这么有野心. 

375 
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,711 
呃, 我一直都专注于工作, 

376 
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,213 
你知道,把它做好. 

377 
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,715 
想升职不应该是为了自己好, 

378 
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,216 
而是为了公司的利益. 

379 
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,217 
你知道吗,Mike? 

380 
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,721 
很多人不是这么想的. 

381 
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:20,225 
他们通常只考虑自己,你知道的. 

382 
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,729 
这样子, 

383 
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,732 
明晚他们会在Dominic家为我开个 

384 
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,734 
小小的恭喜派对. 

385 
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,737 
你不如也过来? 

386 
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,239 
哇! 谢谢, Bob.那真是太好了. 

387 
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:38,243 
好吧. 还有,记得带你的女士过来. 

388 
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,748 
他要我带我的女士一起去. 

389 
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,250 
那些异性恋真的说"带你的女士过来"这种句子么? 

390 
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,252 
他们还说比那个更糟糕的. 

391 
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,253 
我没有女士. 

392 
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,755 
对,你有更好的. 

393 
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,257 
梦中情人医生. 

394 
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,259 
我可以把我妹妹介绍给你... 

395 
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,762 
只不过,她就像穿了裙子的我. 

396 
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,264 
那可是想想都寒... 

397 
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,267 
或者Emmett可以打扮得像去年万盛节那样, 

398 
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,770 
不, Emmett不可以. 

399 
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,773 
再说那样的话,你该怎么向人解释你 
为什么跟Rebr McEntire约会? 

400 
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,776 
总比告诉别人我是同性恋要容易. 

401 
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,778 
那就赶快告诉他们真相吧. 

402 
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,281 
你说过他(指Mike老板)人很好,他喜欢你. 

403 
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,283 
是啊,在我给他不喜欢我的理由之前他是. 

404 
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:24,289 
有个女人... 在航运业工作的, Helga. 

405 
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,292 
壮, 平头, 开小货车. 

406 
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,293 

407 
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,796 
她在那工作15年了. 

408 
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,298 
每年都只能眼睁睁看着只来了一年, 

409 
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,801 
两年的人得到升职而轮不到自己. 

410 
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,804 
每个人都知道为什么, 
但没有人为她说话. 

411 
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,307 
所以她至今坐在那里,开发货清单. 

412 
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,309 
我受不起那种遭遇.我.. 

413 
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,812 
我受不了15年后还在做盘点存货. 

414 
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,315 
或带着购物者去后院烧烤的大甩卖.AND DIRECTING SHOPPERS 
TO OUR SUPER SALE ON 
BACKYARD BARBECUES. 

415 
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,320 
有人吗? 

416 
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,323 
Justin?我知道你在 

417 
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,325 
接电话! 

418 
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,327 
Justin! 难道你们正在做? 

419 
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,329 

420 
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:07,332 

421 
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,333 

422 
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,338 
你在干什么? 

423 
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,840 
啊? 
你在搞什么飞机!! 

424 
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,842 
听MOBY的歌. 

425 
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,345 
真的很带劲. 

426 
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:23,849 
那么... 

427 
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,854 
咩事? 
"咩事"... 

428 
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,857 
是你没关我的门. 

429 
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,359 
"咩事" 是这不是旅馆房间. 

430 
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,362 
还有别以为你正在做你的"金发野心"巡回演出. 
(麦当娜1990年4月的巡回演出) 

431 
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:43,368 
"咩事" 是你妈今天来视察了一下. 

432 
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:49,374 
最后, "咩事"是你得脱下我的衬衣, 

433 
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,877 
收拾干净这乱摊子. 

434 
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:52,878 

435 
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,382 
我所想要的就是回到家, 

436 
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,384 
吃些东西. 

437 
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,387 
我可以给你做吃的. 

438 
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,889 
不,你不行. 

439 
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,393 
我很抱歉(sorry)妨碍了你. 
再郁闷也没我郁闷(sorry). 

440 
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,395 
我不是故意要这样的. 
但是它确实发生了. 

441 
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,400 
那又如何? 只要我们在一起, 

442 
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,903 
我们也... 

443 
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:21,907 
我们没有... 

444 
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:22,908 
"在一起". 

445 
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,913 
你在这里是基于一连串 

446 
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,916 
倒霉的事件所造成的后果. 

447 
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,920 
并且带给了我这辈子最大的头痛麻烦. 

448 
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,422 
以及一个旅行袋... 

449 
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,924 
装满了... 

450 
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,425 
你的狗屁内衣裤. 

451 
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,431 
现在,我去睡觉了. 

452 
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:48,934 
好的. 

453 
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,437 
我一个人. 

454 
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,941 
你给我到那边去做功课. 

455 
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,943 
还有11:00熄灯. 

456 
00:22:58,443 --> 00:22:58,944 
11:00? 

457 
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,448 
你知不知道我得跟你妈妈 

458 
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,450 
保证你明天上学不会迟到? 

459 
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:10,956 
顺便说一声, 

460 
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,960 
她说她爱你. 

461 
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,972 
VIC! 

462 
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,974 
听我说.别挡着门! 

463 
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,976 
脱下这身衣服,穿回你的穆穆袍. 

464 
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,978 
如果我还得在这里看着MARTHA STEWART 

465 
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,980 
再用羊奶乳酪做一个不知道什么鬼东西 

466 
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,481 
我就要自杀了! 

467 
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:40,485 
AMC整个一周都有琼克劳馥电影. 

468 
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:41,987 
没人有那个闲情逸致. 

469 
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,491 
我得去上班了,他们需要我. 

470 
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,493 
你也需要休息! 

471 
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,995 
嗨,亲爱的. 

472 
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:51,997 
你到这来干嘛? 

473 
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:56,001 
Vic叔叔叫我带些绳子来捆住你. 

474 
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,502 
搞怪. 

475 
00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,505 
你想吃蛋吗?有得吃. 

476 
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,507 
我不能让双手闲着. 

477 
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:05,010 
我要你站在这里听我说. 

478 
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,511 
你想要加土豆吗? 

479 
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,513 
妈,你就不能听我说吗? 

480 
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,515 
我有事要告诉你. 

481 
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:15,020 
我在争取一个升职机会. 

482 
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:19,024 
亲爱的,那太好了! 
我还没得到. 

483 
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,026 
也可能得不到. 

484 
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:25,030 
但不管怎样,我都要做些改变. 

485 
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,032 
你不会是要变异性恋吧, 你是吗? 
Vic,收声! 

486 
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,535 
我知道你工作多辛苦, 

487 
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:36,041 
你一直都靠自己一人之力照顾我, 

488 
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,543 
没人帮你. 

489 
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:41,046 
而我从没为你做过任何事. 

490 
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,048 
不是这样的. 

491 
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:46,551 
现在该我来照顾你了,我会的,我发誓. 

492 
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,056 
宝贝,你不需要照顾我, 

493 
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,558 
你已经做得够多了. 

494 
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,060 
我想做更多. 

495 
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:00,565 
现在,你可以呆在家, 

496 
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,567 
试着多休息一下了吗? 

497 
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,584 
那就是我的英雄. 

498 
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:24,589 

499 
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,591 
Gus喜欢哟. 

500 
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:29,594 
是啊,他不错. 

501 
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,599 
我是说车子. 

502 
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,601 
他认为是你. 

503 
00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:40,105 
我打赌Justin也喜欢开着它跟他的甜甜爹兜风. 
(sugar daddy,施恩或送贵重礼品 
以博取年轻女人欢心的老色迷) 

504 
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:43,108 
我不是他的甜甜爹, 你可不可以别老说这个. 

505 
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:46,111 
哇! 漂亮宝宝.张得就跟你一样. 

506 
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,113 
谢谢你,我们其他5个宝宝也一样. 

507 
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,615 
我去给他换尿布,亲爱的. 

508 
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:51,616 
你去吧,亲爱的. 

509 
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,119 
女洗手间在哪里? 

510 
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,621 
呃,就在那边拐角处. 

511 
00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:58,123 
美满的家庭. 

512 
00:25:58,123 --> 00:25:59,624 
呃,你看中了这一款. 

513 
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,626 
是的, 我注意到它已经是蓄势待发了. 

514 
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,128 
应有尽有,上满油了. 

515 
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,636 
不过,你不是真的想要这款吧. 

516 
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,638 
我不能? 

517 
00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,140 
同性恋开的. 

518 
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,641 
我是说,我不知道为什么, 

519 
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:19,144 
但他们就像苍蝇看见屎一样会被吸引. 

520 
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:22,647 
像你们这样正派的夫妇? 你们会想要那样的. 

521 
00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:28,653 
谢谢你的提醒. 

522 
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:31,156 
但我还是...我还是好奇. 
我能不能... 

523 
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:33,658 
试开一下? 

524 
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:36,661 
然后我会再试开一下异性恋开的那几款. 

525 
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,662 
好主意. 

526 
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,165 

527 
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:49,174 

528 
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,175 

529 
00:26:50,675 --> 00:27:01,686 

530 
00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:10,695 
亲爱的,你觉得怎么样? 

531 
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,206 
我们要了. 

532 
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,210 
天哪,你真紧. 

533 
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,712 
谢谢. 

534 
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,715 
我是说你的背,肌肉紧张. 

535 
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:32,717 

536 
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:33,718 

537 
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,222 
Brian. 

538 
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,224 

539 
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:43,228 
我7点左右来接你怎么样? 

540 
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:49,234 
对,我也是. 
肯定会好玩的. 

541 
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:50,235 

542 
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:54,239 
好的,再见. 

543 
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,240 
是谁? 

544 
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,242 
Tracy, 店里的那个. 

545 
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,744 
噢,就是迷恋你的那个. 

546 
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,247 
她才没有迷恋我,只是喜欢我. 

547 
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:03,748 
我也喜欢她. 

548 
00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:05,250 
不过不是那种喜欢. 

549 
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,253 
我请她一起去Bob的派对. 

550 
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,255 
真的? 做你的约会对象? 
不是! 

551 
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,758 
呃,是的.但是,不是! 

552 
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,260 
那显而易见了. 

553 
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,762 
玩得开心点. 
嗷! 

554 
00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,765 
听我说,你知道我不能请你的,虽然我很想. 

555 
00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,267 
我以你而自豪. 

556 
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,768 
真的么? 

557 
00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:26,771 
只是...我应该要带我的"女士"的. 

558 
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,274 
Tracy知不知道你邀请她的真正原因 

559 
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:30,275 
我不能告诉她. 

560 
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,776 
难道你认为这样公平吗? 

561 
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:34,279 
如果她误以为她是你的女友? 

562 
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,780 
我怎么知道她会怎么想? 

563 
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,783 
再说, 这又不是那种"约会", 只是我老板的派对而已. 

564 
00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:39,784 
只是工作. 

565 
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,788 
老天, 我真希望大家不要管我的事! 

566 
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,790 
好,我不管. 

567 
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,792 
对不起 

568 
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:48,793 
我不是故意... 

569 
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:52,297 
我还能怎么办啊? 

570 
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:55,300 
Michael, 我知道这次升职对你来说有多重要. 

571 
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,302 
但你这样做不对. 

572 
00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:59,804 
对你或对Tracy都不公平. 

573 
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,807 
相信我,我知道的,我这样生活过: 

574 
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,310 
欺骗, 但总会有个好的理由. 

575 
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,812 
其实是,永远没有真正的理由. 

576 
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,814 
你只会造成伤害. 

577 
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:14,319 
所以你必须说实话. 
说实话. 

578 
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:18,323 
这个代价你能承受. 

579 
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:23,328 
我不能. 我没有办公室,没有学位, 

580 
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,830 
和"从周二起四周内没空". 

581 
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,332 
我甚至连自己的浴室都没有. 

582 
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,834 
我只知道只要我说了实话, 

583 
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,836 
我可能永远都不会有这些. 

584 
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:38,343 
我真不敢相信他妈妈竟然把他的东西带给你了. 

585 
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,845 
是啊,她简直是把他当礼物给我了. 

586 
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,347 
礼物是可以退还的. 

587 
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:44,349 
我只希望他离开我的生活,离开我的屋子. 

588 
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,359 
你们有谁去过亚特兰大么? 

589 
00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:57,862 
没有.但我曾经有过一个佐治亚州的男友. 

590 
00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:00,365 
我叫他"毛毛桃", 
赌你猜不到为什么. 

591 
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,867 
因为他的屁股蛋上全是软软的茸毛, 

592 
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:05,370 
看上去就像佐治亚州的桃子. 

593 
00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:06,371 
对了. 

594 
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,378 
我想我该去向我们的客人 

595 
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,380 
展示一些,呃,我们北方的待客之道. 

596 
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:28,393 

597 
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,396 

598 
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:40,405 

599 
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:41,406 

600 
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,907 
怎么了? 

601 
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,909 
一言难尽. 

602 
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:49,914 
现在,赶快打开那扇门. 

603 
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:51,416 
我等不及了. 

604 
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:54,419 
耐性点. 
南方会东山再起的, 

605 
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,421 
一次又一次. 

606 
00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,424 

607 
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:04,429 
这是干什么? 

608 
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,432 
我做了晚餐. 

609 
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:08,933 
我做了沙拉,但是打翻了. 

610 
00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,435 
是啊,你搞得乱七八糟. 

611 
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:12,437 
我会打扫干净的,别担心. 

612 
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:13,938 

613 
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:15,940 
他是谁? 

614 
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:17,942 
他是个异乡来的客人. 

615 
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,944 
嗯,你做的什么? 

616 
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:21,446 
闻起来挺香. 

617 
00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,450 
什锦饭,我妈妈教的. 

618 
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,453 
不过这有点像速食什锦饭, 
因为我用的是,呃, 

619 
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:30,955 
冻虾和速食米 

620 
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,458 
我不知道该放多少米, 

621 
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,959 
泡虾的水也太多了 

622 
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:35,960 

623 
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,462 
也许我能帮得上忙. 

624 
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,464 
我过去住在新奥尔良. 

625 
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:41,966 
我和男友一直都做什锦饭. 

626 
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:43,968 
我们只做饭, 

627 
00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,470 
和做爱. 

628 
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,472 
我看看,有调羹吗? 

629 
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:57,482 
嗯,味道不错啊. 

630 
00:31:57,982 --> 00:31:59,484 
但是你得知道你... 

631 
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,486 
只需要再加一点辣椒 

632 
00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:03,488 
那样才会有点额外的特殊刺激(kick). 

633 
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:08,493 
他会有他的额外的特殊海扁的(kick)... 过一下. 

634 
00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,495 
现在你要么站在那里吃什锦饭, 

635 
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,996 
要么过来吃我的屁股. 

636 
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:32,517 

637 
00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:34,018 

638 
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:34,519 

639 
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,523 
也许我们可以之后再吃这个. 

640 
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:44,028 
是的,我妈妈说第二天总是更好吃.. 

641 
00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,029 

642 
00:32:45,029 --> 00:33:17,562 

643 
00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:18,563 

644 
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:35,580 
谢谢你跟我起一来,Tracy. 

645 
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,581 
谢谢你请我来. 

646 
00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:41,586 
Michael! 

647 
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:44,088 
嘿, Bob! 
真高兴你来了. 

648 
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:46,090 
你认识Tracy么? 
当然,当然. 

649 
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:48,593 
不过,呃,我不知道你们在一起. 

650 
00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:53,097 
小心点,别让老板抓到你们的小辫子哟. 

651 
00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:55,099 

652 
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,601 
我介绍我太太给你们认识. 

653 
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,102 
亲爱的. 

654 
00:33:58,102 --> 00:33:59,604 
Betty, 亲爱的,过来. 

655 
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,105 
来了. 

656 
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:02,607 
Betty, 这是Mike Novotny . 

657 
00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:04,108 
他是助理经理之一. 

658 
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:08,112 
噢,Mike,真高兴认识你. 

659 
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:10,114 
我也是,Bararosa太太. 

660 
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:11,616 
Betty,叫我Betty. 

661 
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,619 
噢.这肯定是你可爱的太太了. 

662 
00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:16,621 
不算是,我是说... 

663 
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:19,624 
亲爱的,拜托,给他们一点时间,行不行? 

664 
00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,125 
他们还在努力中,你知道. 

665 
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,127 
可能先需要在银行里多存点钱,对吧? 

666 
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:25,630 
噢,也许这点你能帮上忙. 

667 
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:28,132 
Betty, 拜托,我得告诉你多少次才行, 

668 
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:30,134 
公事公办. 
噢,说到公事的时候, 

669 
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:32,136 
我没资格张嘴. 

670 
00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:34,138 
那确实是你的势力范围,亲爱的. 

671 
00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:35,640 
谢谢. 

672 
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,141 
但我们知道谁才是真正当家作主,不是吗? 

673 
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:39,143 

674 
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,646 
噢,看,在那边,George和Helen.嗨! 

675 
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:42,647 
请原谅. 

676 
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:46,150 
是的,谢天谢地. 
你好, George! 

677 
00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:52,156 
她以为我们结婚了. 
是啊. 

678 
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,158 

679 
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:56,160 
而这只是我们第一次约会而已. 

680 
00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:00,164 
我是说,如果这算是约会的话. 
我给你拿点喝的吧? 

681 
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,165 
噢,好的. 

682 
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:03,668 
嗯,你想要什么 

683 
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:06,170 
嗯,你喝什么我就喝什么. 

684 
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:10,174 
我只... 我想去下洗手间,马上回来. 

685 
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,677 
上面标的是,SIGNORE和SIGNORA. 
(意大利语的先生和太太) 

686 
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:15,179 

687 
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:23,688 
嘿, Mike. 

688 
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,690 
噢,嗨,Andrew. 
这是我太太. 

689 
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:26,691 
Liz. 

690 
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,192 

691 
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,694 
我看见你带Tracy来了. 

692 
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,196 
我不知道你们两个好上了. 

693 
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,198 
哦,我们希望保持低调一点, 

694 
00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:36,200 
你知道,因为我们一起工作. 

695 
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,702 
聪明,考虑到流言会满天飞. 

696 
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:39,704 
嗯,你还说呢. 

697 
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,706 
事实上,你该听听有些关于你的. 

698 
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,708 
比如什么? 

699 
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,709 
那些我不想重复. 

700 
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,714 
但都是属于会严重影响到一个人的机会, 

701 
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,216 
尤其是正在巴望升职的人. 

702 
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,218 

703 
00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:55,720 
我的MM来了. 

704 
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,222 
Tracy,你见过Andrew的太太Liz了吗? 

705 
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,724 
没有.嗨. 
嗨. 

706 
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:11,736 

707 
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:12,737 

708 
00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:15,740 

709 
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:22,747 

710 
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,249 

711 
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,251 

712 
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,253 
啊,早上好,Justin. 

713 
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:29,754 
睡得好吗? 

714 
00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:33,257 
还好. 

715 
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:34,258 
就是有点凹凸不平. 

716 
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:36,260 
过来吃点早餐. 

717 
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,762 
我不饿. 

718 
00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,764 
总得吃点东西. 
你是正在发育的男生. 

719 
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,766 
噢,老天,我刚刚说了那样的话吗? 

720 
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:42,767 
要不要我洗一下被单? 

721 
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,769 
没关系的. 

722 
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,271 
但你愿意的话,可以洗我的车. 

723 
00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:51,275 
我真的很感激你们让我睡这里. 

724 
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,276 
又不麻烦. 

725 
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,778 
你可以随时过来,对吧Mel? 

726 
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:55,279 
对,随时. 

727 
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:00,284 
他讨厌我. 

728 
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:01,786 
他不讨厌你. 

729 
00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:05,289 
是的,他讨厌我.我爸爸也是. 

730 
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:07,792 
我把他从Brian身上拉开,还打了他, 

731 
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,794 
现在我有家归不得. 

732 
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,295 
亲爱的,没事的. 

733 
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:12,797 
不,别说没事的. 

734 
00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:14,799 
也别说任何Brian的坏话. 

735 
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:17,301 
那我们好像就没什么可说的了. 

736 
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,804 
我不知道我该怎么办. 

737 
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,807 
噢,我该怎么办啊! 

738 
00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,309 

739 
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:27,812 
喔,你得一件一件来. 
对. 

740 
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:29,313 
首先你要去洗个澡. 

741 
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,815 
然后你要吃早餐. 

742 
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:32,316 
再然后去上学,好吗? 

743 
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:34,819 
快去吧. 

744 
00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:46,330 
呼. 
可怜的人. 
天哪. 

745 
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:49,834 
他现在还在为那个混蛋说话. 

746 
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:52,837 
你知道,让我惊奇的是... 
别又开始了. 

747 
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:53,838 
让我来. 

748 
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,841 

749 
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:04,849 
Bri? 我是Linz. 
我吵醒你了么? 

750 
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,852 
那就好. 

751 
00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:10,855 
我为让你有所误解而道歉, 

752 
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:14,358 
但我觉得这并不会影响到我的工作能力, 

753 
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:17,361 
嗨,Mike. 

754 
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:20,364 
嘿, Bob. 
再次谢谢你邀请我,呃.. 

755 
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,366 
我是说,我们,去前几天的派对. 

756 
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,367 
我们过得很愉快. 

757 
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,870 
嘿,听我说,Betty很喜欢你, 

758 
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,872 
她只想知道你们什么时候会结婚. 

759 
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,375 
听我说, Bob,有件事我想跟你谈谈... 

760 
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,377 
那个Tracy,真是个漂亮女孩啊. 

761 
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,880 
她就是我们过去说的那种..."俏妞". 

762 
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,381 
你们现在还用这个词吧,"俏妞". 

763 
00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:39,884 
是啊,我们还用那个词. 

764 
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,887 
你知道她今晚有空吗? 

765 
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:43,888 
你说什么? 

766 
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:45,389 
呃,因为你可能要,呃... 

767 
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,892 
你可能想为自己开个小小的庆祝会. 

768 
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,396 
毕竟,那难道不是人们在升职后都做的事吗? 

769 
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:53,898 
经理先生! 

770 
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,399 

771 
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,901 

772 
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:01,405 
做得好,小伙子! 

773 
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:02,907 
恭喜. 

774 
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:08,913 

775 
00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:10,915 

776 
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:14,418 
噢,妈的. 
你好吗? 
嘿, Justin! 

777 
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,421 
听说你无家可归了,对吧? 

778 
00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:19,423 
该死的大嘴巴Daphne. 

779 
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,925 
是啊,真聪明. 

780 
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,427 
可能那是因为你是个该死的变态! 

781 
00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:25,930 
是啊,因为你是个该死的同性恋,你这小**! 

782 
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:26,931 

783 
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,933 

784 
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:29,934 

785 
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:30,935 
Justin! 

786 
00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:33,938 
上车. 

787 
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,940 
这又他妈的他是谁? 

788 
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,441 
干什么? 

789 
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,442 
我说了上车. 

790 
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:43,948 
我们要去哪? 

791 
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:44,949 
回家. 

792 
00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,452 
Justin. 

793 
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,454 
你有什么想要说的吗? 

794 
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:57,461 
没有的话我就,呃,代表你爸爸和我说话, 

795 
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,464 
我们想要你回家. 

796 
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,966 
你是属于这里的. 

797 
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:04,969 
还有我想,呃... 

798 
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,971 
Brian也会赞成的. 

799 
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,472 
Brian算老几... 

800 
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,473 
麻烦你,我正在讲话. 

801 
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,975 
行行好让我说完. 

802 
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:15,980 
Justin? 

803 
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:18,983 
看着你妈妈,Justin. 

804 
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,991 
你住这里. 

805 
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:29,994 
除非爸爸先道歉,跟Brian. 

806 
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,495 
Justin,他才是那个... 

807 
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:33,998 
该向你道歉的人,看在上帝的份上! 

808 
00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:36,000 
因为他让你以为他爱你. 

809 
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,501 
他从没说过他爱我. 

810 
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,503 
他说那只是性关系而已. 

811 
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,506 
但我也没意见... 

812 
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,508 
因为本来就是这样. 

813 
00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:45,509 
也该是这样. 

814 
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,514 
我想你现在还是回你房间吧. 

815 
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,021 
还有一件事,Justin. 

816 
00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,022 
Craig... 

817 
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,024 
不,不,这个我要说. 

818 
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,025 
如果你要住在这房子里的话, 

819 
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,027 
有些规矩你必须遵守. 

820 
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,029 
你不准再去同性恋酒吧, 

821 
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:08,032 
或者在这里谈到你那令人恶心的生活方式. 

822 
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:11,035 
还有你永远不准再见他. 

823 
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:20,544 
也就是说,Justin要在这跟你们生活, 

824 
00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:23,047 
他就得压抑自己的本性, 

825 
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:26,550 
他的想法,和他的感受? 

826 
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:29,053 
我有问你意见吗,老兄. 

827 
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,555 

828 
00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:32,556 
那不是爱 

829 
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:36,560 
那是憎恨. 

830 
00:41:38,562 --> 00:41:40,564 
滚出我的房子. 

831 
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,068 
Justin,你来不来? 

832 
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,087 

833 
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:06,090 
好了,够了,还是留着给我的孩子吧. 

834 
00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:07,591 
Mikey,站起来. 

835 
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,593 
来吧!站起来. 

836 
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:12,096 
大伙儿,Michael升职了. 

837 
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:16,600 
他是巴特勒市BIG Q的经理了! 

838 
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,601 

839 
00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:18,602 
别这样,妈. 

840 
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,604 
怎么,我连骄傲一次都不行吗? 

841 
00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:22,106 
只有你们这些酷哥可以骄傲? 

842 
00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:23,607 
没人比你更酷,Deb. 

843 
00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:26,610 
不,你是我们所有人的偶像. 

844 
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,611 
我能说什么? 

845 
00:42:27,611 --> 00:42:29,113 
我肯定你总能想到的. 

846 
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:30,114 

847 
00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:33,117 
亲爱的. 看看这张脸. 

848 
00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:35,619 
你看看这张脸, 

849 
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:38,122 
就知道我儿子是最善良, 

850 
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:39,623 
最诚实的人. 

851 
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,125 
不是吗,这双眼睛怎么可能说谎? 

852 
00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,629 
没人比你更有资格得到升职,亲爱的. 

853 
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,131 
因为你是最棒的. 

854 
00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:49,633 
难道我不是常常告诉你你会成就辉煌吗? 

855 
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:50,634 

856 
00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,638 
在我眼泪汪汪之前, 

857 
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,142 
就像那次我做子宫切除手术之前一样 

858 
00:42:58,642 --> 00:43:00,644 
我为大家上东西,而且全都我买单! 

859 
00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:02,646 
妈,你买不起啊. 

860 
00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:05,649 
亲爱的,今晚我什么都买得起! 

861 
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,151 
开始. 

862 
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,153 
呃,我不用了,我不用了. 

863 
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:10,154 

864 
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:12,656 

865 
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,158 
你做得很好,Mikey. 

866 
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,161 
谢谢. 

867 
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,163 
还有沙拉. 
我能点沙拉吗? 

868 
00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:20,664 
我马上回来. 

869 
00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:22,666 
...我是说,是不是太多了? 
我是不是点太多了? 

870 
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,168 
我点太多了.我什么都不要. 

871 
00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,170 
我不用了,我什么都不用点. 

872 
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,671 

873 
00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:39,683 

874 
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,687 
做得不错,Mikey, 

875 
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,190 
我只希望大家都不要再恭喜我了. 

876 
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,192 
好吧,我收回. 
不,对不起. 

877 
00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,194 
对不起,我只是... 

878 
00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:52,196 
是,我现在是能帮助我妈了. 

879 
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,200 
好极.我是个骗子了. 

880 
00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:59,703 
还有别跟我说我到现在应该已经习惯那个了. 

881 
00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:01,705 
我要说的不是这个. 

882 
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:04,208 
我要说的是, 

883 
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:08,212 
如果是他们让你不得不撒谎, 

884 
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:10,714 
如果唯一的实话就是他们自己愿意接受的实话, 
那就不算撒谎. 

885 
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:14,218 

886 
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:21,225 
现在,你最好回里面去. 

887 
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,729 
主角不在场还怎么称得上是派对? 

888 
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:27,731 

889 
00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:30,234 
那你呢? 

890 
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:35,239 
有人还在等着我. 

891 
00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:50,754 
嘿. 

892 
00:44:50,754 --> 00:44:51,755 
你饿吗? 

893 
00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:53,757 
不饿. 

894 
00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,761 
总要吃点什么. 

895 
00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:22,786 

896 
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,292 
那么, 

897 
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:30,294 
晚餐吃什么? 

898 
00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:33,297 
什锦饭. 昨晚做的. 

899 
00:45:58,322 --> 00:45:59,323 
不错. 

900 
00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:03,827 
第二天总是更好吃些. 

901 
00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:27,351 

902 
00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:49,373 

903 
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:14,458