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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX,

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SHAKE IT, DUDE.

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QAF字幕小组
美剧集散地：http://forum.friends6.com
最好的六人行中文网：http://www.friends6.com

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foneth译制
foneth@163.com
英文字幕源：http://qafchina.html.533.net/?noad

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Queer As Folk
第一季 第9集

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"噢, 你真他妈的大!"

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"你将得到我的全部,..."

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"...甜心."

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"就这样，别停，我喜欢!"

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"啊..."

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"我们什么时候能来真的?"

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来真的?

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你就会打这个?

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撞球是一种精密的游戏.

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科学, 我的朋友. 复杂着呢.

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眼手一线,

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几何学, 比重,

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分子密度...
去你的撞球!

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Mikey你要玩玩吗?

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不行, 我得去找David.

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为什么他从不来这找你?

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嗯, 也许他不怎么喜欢我的朋友?

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我不喜欢你的朋友.

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那他的朋友怎样? 他有朋友吗?

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嗨, 我进了一个!
好, 有点技术.

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他当然有朋友.

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你看见过吗?
嗯, 没有.

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也许他不想让你看到.

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嗨, 这儿!

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至少他的朋友和他是同一个年龄阶的.

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你在这干嘛?

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我想这是一个校园之夜.

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你在这啊.
我是个成人.

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刚刚而已.

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回家!

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不.

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那这是什么, 诱拐?

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先是一夜情,现在他闯进了你的生活!

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这只是暂时的.

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哈! 直到他长大?

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直到我确定如何安置他.

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Mikey!

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转告医生我们想他.

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BYE. BYE!
BYE.

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再见!

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那一定是他.

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谁?
USEMYHOLE27.

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USEMYHOLE27?
那是什么意思,

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就像你之前上过的其他26个家伙?

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不. 他是我的网络情人.

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游泳运动员的身材, 令人心醉的微笑.

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他是我有过的最棒的性幻想对象.

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但现在结束了.
怎么了?

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因为他想和我见面.
还有呢?

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还有! 我不像我对他说的那样.

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又大又圆滑, 6'2", 195磅,

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4%的体脂肪...

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没割过.

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上帝啊!

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我想上周你才和我去割过.

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哇欧! 我怎么样?

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你从来没考虑过告诉他真相?

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啊, 什么? 告诉他我是个娘娘腔.

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谁会希望他是一头健壮的野兽.

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永远不会.

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喂, 我是Lindsay Petersen.

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我得和Persaud医生通话.

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是GUS.
噢, 怎么了!

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他吐了.

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嘘, 嘘, 嘘,
会好的, 会好的.

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会好的.会好的.

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他在发高烧, 亲爱的.

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我们的孩子病了, 我必须...

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他们叫我们留下电话, 他们一会再打来.

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他们说会给她留言.
给我.

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喂, 呃, 你的名字是?

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喂, Carol. 我是Melanie Marcus.

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听着, 我们要Persaud医生接电话.

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往常她不是有留下她的呼机号码吗?

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好的, 太好了.

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我很感激如果你能联系到她我会在这边等.

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谢谢.

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我爱你.

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嘘, 嘘, 嘘.

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喂, Persaud医生吗?

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我是Lindsay Petersen.

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是的, GUS在发烧, 38.9゜C,

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还有他刚才吐了...

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是的, 啊好的.
谢谢.

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她叫我们马上去医院.

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好的, 好的.
听着, 一切都会好的.

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我去拿钥匙, 你带上他的毯子.
好的.

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Brian家.

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你说他?

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我妈妈叫我代她向你问好.

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Brian也向你问好.

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好的.

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那么, 爸爸提到我了吗?

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噢, 他还是那样生气?

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你能和他说说吗?

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让他明白?

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不, 不 我不能.

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我不能回家.

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不是因为他那边的问题.

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妈妈? 妈妈.

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我要挂电话了.

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给我一个吻.

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好的, 你也一样.

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你要知道, 这, 嗯,
实在不值得为此哭泣.

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我没哭.
只是我的过敏症.

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你父亲是个狗屁, 他对你还不如对狗.

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他差点杀了我.

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你还是忘了他吧.

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是, 但他毕竟是我爸爸.

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我说, 你也该把你父亲忘了?

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我已经忘了.
从很久以前.

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我是说你不再见他了?

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也不在和他说话?

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为了什么?

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只是为了一家人在一起.

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是的, 就为了他使我母亲怀了孕.

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那不代表我们之间就有什么关系.

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HE SERVED
HIS PURPOSE.

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那是他唯一的益处.

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我从不那样想我爸爸.

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那么你将总是受伤.

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喂?

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噢, 你好.

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是的, 等等, 他就在这.

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是Lindsay.
听起来她很不安.

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啊!

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该死的.
我忍不住了.

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看看你, 我恨不得咬你一口.

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谁的电话?

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噢, 我前妻.

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Lori?

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是的, 我把你的一切都告诉她了.

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你说了什么?
我说你聪明,

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幽默, 还很迷人.

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我以为你和你妻子没联系了呢.

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来, 我们到床上去.

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这些是什么人?

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哪些?
让我看看.

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照片里的人, 
他们看上去很不错, 很...

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正直.
那是Laura.

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这是Steve. 这是新年的前一天.

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Steve是一个泌尿科医生,

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Laura是个教授. 
他们都是我的好朋友.

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那为什么我从没见过他们呢?

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噢, 我没想到.
你想和他们见见面吗?

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我不清楚.
你希望我和他们见面吗?

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你怎么了?
没什么. 我只是...

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我带着我的包开车来到这,

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我只是对某人的小秘密感兴趣.

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要知道了, 这只属于我们俩.

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我得承认, 我有点喜欢这样,

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拥有你的全部.

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但如果你想和其他人...

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不, 没事的.
对不起...

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我不该说这些的.

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我很高兴你说了.

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嘿, 你在干嘛呢? 这可是周六的夜晚.

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周六夜晚?
是的, 我们有个聚会.

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我介绍你和那些家伙认识.

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他们? 不, 没必要.

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不, 这是个绝好的主意!

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我知道, 我希望他们认识你.

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你也该认识他们.

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啊!

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嗨!

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你这混蛋在干嘛呢?

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你该死的是谁? 怎么...
你怎么会在这儿?

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我先问的!
你这混蛋不是正想把我删除吗?

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你不记得我了?

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我是"Pitts...
9X6."

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你怎么知道这名字?

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好吧, 花花公子, 因为我就是.

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你在说什么?

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你... Ted告诉你的?

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简介: 又大又圆滑, 6'2", 195磅,

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4%的体脂肪,

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没割过.

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好了. 好了, 我知道了.

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Michael和Ted读过我的简介.

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他们拿钱叫你来的?

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来扰乱我的思绪.

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好了, 我知道是这样的.

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人人都会这么认为.

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是吧? Pitts根本不存在.

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他... 他是幻想出来的.

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我虚构的...

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是我过于想象...

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想象的...

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噢...
我的天!

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这是真的!
你真是...

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9X6...

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如你所料.

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好的.

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好的. 我唔... 我一定是在做梦.

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我不能...
这有一些激情片.

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"DAWSON'S CRACK."

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介意我突然来访吗?

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我的天, 我完了.

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我在和我的幻想说话.

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好的, 接下来要怎样?
你在这干嘛?

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噢, 我差点就没了. 
你不是打算把我删了吗.

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噢. 我非常抱歉,

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但我... 通过你去聊天
...在一起.

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我很热门的!
网上人人都想要我.

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确实.
他们想要你, 你这幻想.

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不是我, 不是真人.
真是可怜,

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我的幻想比我更有趣!

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嘿, 你说你想像牛一样壮, 野性十足.

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而不是一个娘娘腔.

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噢, 也许我能教你.

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怎样和我一样,

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你想要我活下去吗?

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但我不喜欢你.

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好的...

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我是从某个地方来的, 不是吗?

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这边.

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直走.

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他有什么症状?

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嗯, 上吐下泻, 还发高烧.

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烧到多少度?

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上次量的时候是38.9゜C.
是的, 我们...

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他会不会脱水.

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没事的, 让我们帮他检查一下.

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谁是他的母亲?

237
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:33,699
嗯...
我是他的生母.

238
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,201
你和他一起去.

239
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,202
你可以在这等者.

240
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:37,703
实际上, 我们在一起抚养他.

241
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:38,704
我们是一对.

242
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,707
好的, 如果是那样的话, 
你们有收养证明吗?

243
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,709
收养?
他是指我.

244
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,711
不, 还没有.
我正计划要申请...
抱歉,

245
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,214
但我们只允许孩子的法定监护人和他一起去.

246
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,716
很好. 我们别说了.
现在带他去, 好吗?

247
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,219
我马上回来.
我都知道，没事的.

248
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,221
我爱你.

250
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,741
打扰一下,
我得去他们那边.

251
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,743
你知道, 她把孩子的毯子忘了.

252
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,246
我不想让孩子更加不安...
看...

253
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,249
小-小姐... 无论怎样,

254
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,251
我想已经和你说明白了.

255
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,753
只有孩子的父母或法定监护人

256
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,755
能和孩子一起去.

257
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,760
我想我必须和你说清楚.

258
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,762
我是爱他, 养育着他的人,

259
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:37,763
和他一起走路, 一起玩,

260
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,265
给他换衣服, 洗尿布,

261
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,267
给她擦口水, 支付账单, 还有...

262
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:42,268
你听着.

263
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,271
我担心得半夜没睡.

264
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:49,775
就望着他健康快乐的成长,

265
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:50,776
你竟敢说,

266
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,278
我无权和孩子在一起,

267
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,780
你这算什么,
瞧不起人的贱货.

268
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,284
怎么了? 孩子怎样了?
我 我...

269
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,286
我不知道.
他们不让我进去.

270
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,788
为什么?
我... 我不是法定的...

271
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,291
你瞧我没事, 我都快疯了.

272
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,293
这算什么?
你那该死的规定!

273
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,794
打搅,

274
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,297
这是孩子的父亲.

275
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,299
我带你去.
那好, 她也得去.

276
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,301
不, 没关系的,
你去吧. 这个...

277
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,802
嗯, 把这个给孩子.

279
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,831
还不到六个月,

280
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,833
我的这小孩就已经会给我添乱了.

281
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,836
不错嘛, 至少知道他是你的孩子.

282
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,339
孩子没事就是最好的了.

283
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,341
是的, 只是我必须得亲自去医院.

284
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,343
都是因为某些人没开手机.

285
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,845
我自己也有重要的事得处理.

286
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,347
David要我去参加一个聚会,

287
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,848
我和他还有两对夫妇.

288
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:03,849
他们中有的一个非常正经.

289
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,351
和那种人一起吃饭?

290
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,353
你永远不会知道他们的手艺怎样.

291
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,355
那么有什么问题吗?

292
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,359
问题是我得和他们交谈.

293
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,361
那我们在谈什么?
谈我们做了什么,

294
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,363
我们和谁作了,
我们想要谁.

295
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,865
那些人不会喜欢我们的.

296
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,868
他们都是作教授的医生.

297
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,870
我们也没什么不好.

298
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,373
广告设计师,
会计.

299
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,877
服装设计师.

300
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,879
问题是, 要不了2分钟.

301
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,881
我就会痛苦到极点.
我还没准备好,

302
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,383
然后David就会当场把我给甩了.

303
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,885
那我们最好做点什么.

304
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:40,886
这边, Higgins教授?

305
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,888
是的.

306
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:46,392
我们要把你从一个乡村少女变成一个成熟女人!

307
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,894
说到女人, 我们开始吧!

308
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,899
你该死的来这干嘛?

309
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,902
把你从甜心变成野牛.

310
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,404
现在让我们看看.

311
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,905
现在!
好了.

314
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:09,915
这是怎么了?

315
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,417
要是他不小心点,

316
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,918
他也许就会出汗了.

317
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:13,919
或者被钉子挂到.

319
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,428
孩子终于稳定下来了.

320
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,929
那就好了.

321
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,436
亲爱的, 在想什么呢?

323
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,940
犹太人的学校.

324
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,443
他还小着呢, 你不这么想吗?

325
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,451
是的, 
当我还是个在犹太学校上学的小毛孩的时候,

326
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,954
Protesh先生常给我们说:

327
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,457
"如果你永远不忘你是犹太人,

328
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,958
那么所有人都会记得你."

329
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,962
我一直想知道这是什么意思.

330
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,966
直到Emily Meredith在操场上叫我"JAP".

331
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,969
噢, 那小婊子.

332
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,972
然后我就知道那句话的意思了.

333
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,974
我忘了我和他们不一样,

334
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,477
直到现在想起来.

335
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,981
昨晚在医院发生了同样的事.

336
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,484
噢, 他们没有那个权利!
不, 他们有.

337
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,486
他们有任何权力.

338
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,488
但我们也有,

339
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,989
保护自己.

340
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:24,990
怎么做?

341
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,993
我们得和Brian谈谈.

342
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,001
俗话说,

343
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,504
"称赞女主人准没错."

344
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,505
我就是.

345
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,507
而且你还很可爱.

346
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,011
好了.

347
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,014
那么, 现在.
嗯, 哪一个叉子是用来吃色拉的?

348
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,516
慢慢来.

349
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,018
嘿, 我想你该在为测验复习.

350
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,520
我正在休息.

351
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,021
好了, 快去学习.

352
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,023
那么面包碟在哪?

353
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,025
左边.

354
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,527
玻璃杯呢?

355
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,028
右边.

356
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,033
那么, 到时候我只要弄好色拉、面包, 加一杯白水.

357
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,536
我都弄好了.

358
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,038
好的, 现在说说交谈的话题,

359
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:16,542
嗯, 别谈宗教,
因为你不知道谁代表什么.

360
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,544
也不能提政治,

361
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,046
还有, 嗯, 你...

362
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,049
也许可以谈谈你比较擅长的经济.

363
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,551
到现在为止他还没遇到什么麻烦,

364
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,553
Mikey千万别提宗教和政治,

365
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,054
也别说你的超市生活.

366
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,556
那我还能说些什么?

367
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,057
我打赌聊电影不会错.

368
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,560
如果你想说一些现在没什么争议的片子.

369
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:40,566
我看过6遍"X-MEN".

370
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:44,069
啊, 不知怎的我想我是不会冲这个大叫"哇"的.

371
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,572
听着，你想太多了.

372
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:47,573
你只要露个面,

373
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,074
说话, 吃东西就行了.

374
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,079
但那些是David最要好的朋友啊.

375
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,081
你知道, 我想留个好印象.

376
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,083
你一定会的, 
你只要记住一些简单的事...

377
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,585
餐具的摆放.

378
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,086
别提及什么重大事件.

379
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,089
吃东西的时候别说话.

380
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,091
噢, 要是我打嗝怎么办?

381
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,092
用餐巾遮住嘴,

382
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,094
然后说"EXCUSE ME" 就行了, 没人不打嗝的.

383
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:13,098
只要做你自己就好, 没什么好担心的.

384
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,100
我只知道不管怎样,
用什么方法,

385
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,603
我都会搞砸的.

386
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,605
好了听着, 他的意思是,

387
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,607
做你自己.

388
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,609
看上去不错.

389
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,612
我来和他说吧. 
你知道你会让他发脾气的.

390
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,615
噢, 我保证我一个字也不说. 
什么也不说.

391
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,621
他像是在惩罚我.

392
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,122
是不是, 小家伙?

393
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,624
昨夜得感谢上帝.

394
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,126
昨天, 还生死不定,
今天, 就有茶和点心.

395
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,628
点心很好吃.

396
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,629
是混合口味的.

397
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,136
但他会让你认识到
我们多么重视它的准备.

398
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,140
为什么?

399
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,142
因为那个护士的事.

400
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,645
是啊, 她真是个婊子.

401
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,147
啊, 多亏有你.

402
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,649
Justin你要不要些冰淇淋?

403
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,650
不, 不用管我.

404
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,155
有什么事吗?

405
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:13,158
啊, 是Gus出生前我们曾谈过的事情,

406
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,661
只是一直没有兑现.

407
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:20,165
Melanie想申请养母权.

409
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,667
那是什么?

410
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,169
啊, 我不是Gus法律上承认的母亲.

411
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,672
不像Lindsay或Brian那样.

412
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,675
所以我需要一份
使我成为孩子法定监护人的文件.

413
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,177
Melanie一个人不能完成这个过程...

414
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,680
只有你签字同意...

415
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,182
放弃监护权.

416
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,685
不可能!
他可是Gus的爸爸.

417
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,687
没有人不承认.

418
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,689
你知道你也是他生活的一部分,

419
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,192
同样, 
我们和他也是彼此生活的一部分...

420
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,201
你不必和我说这些.
只要告诉我在哪签字就行.

421
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,703
你说什么?

422
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,204
你是说你...

423
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,706
你要那样做?
Justin!

424
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,207
这样对孩子好些.

425
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,208
我得做些什么呢?

426
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,711
签一些文件.
我会拟定出来的.

427
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,213
你不能!
这和你有什么关系吗?

428
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,715
你是他的父亲啊.

429
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,216
是的, 而且我还给他上了一课:

430
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,220
那就是别指望依靠你父亲.

432
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,253
你的手怎么了?

433
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,755
我叫它
"PRAISE JESUS."(歌颂耶稣)

434
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,757
你看上去像在拦计程车.

435
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,761
这是我看过最糟的舞姿.

436
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,762
谁问你呢?

437
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,263
别生气.
我只是开个玩笑.

438
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,767
看上谁了吗?

439
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,770
从看过"101 斑点狗"后就没见过这么多狗.

440
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,271
嘿, 那边的那个家伙怎么样?

441
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,275
我想潜入他家把他弄到手.

442
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,277
我想他会很不错.

443
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,780
是的, 
但我们没勇气去跟踪他.

444
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,281
那是你自己说的, 失败者!

445
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,791
好了, 我们过去.

446
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,794
你把我的啤酒弄洒了.

447
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,796
对不起.
告诉他你要帮他舔掉胸膛上的.

448
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,297
什么?

449
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,298
我说你把我的啤酒弄洒了, 伙计.

450
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,300
说啊!
啊, 我 我帮你舔掉胸膛上的.

451
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,302
我自己擦得了.

452
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,805
好的, 好的!
噢, 给.

453
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,308
你还在等什么? 邀他上你家去.

454
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,810
嘿, 帅哥.
嘿, 帅哥...

455
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,812
我从不这样说.
让我告诉你这又多糟.

456
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,315
让我-我告诉你这又多糟..

457
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,317
你不觉得我们该先出去, 然后...

458
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,819
你要知道, 哦, 是他叫我这么说的.

459
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,821
神经病!

460
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:03,328
现在好了, 这是最好的证明, 我永远不行.

461
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,330
嘿, 他怎么走了?
滚开!

465
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,345
Steve: David, David, David.

466
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,850
主角终于登场了!

467
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:25,851
对不起, 我来晚了.

468
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,853
哪的话, 你很守时.

469
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,856
我是Laura.
听着, 我最了解David了.

470
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,858
所以如果你想知道他的什么事...

471
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,860
警告: Laura博士说什么都别听.

472
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,362
噢! 我不喜欢他那样叫我.

473
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,365
你可是经济学哲学博士!

474
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,867
嘿, 我说你.

475
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,368
对不起, 先生,
我认识你吗?

476
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,870
噢, 他真风趣!

477
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,371
还很可爱.

478
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,375
看见了吗? 她说你可爱.

479
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,877
我都紧张死了.

480
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,879
放轻松. 每个人都会喜欢你的.

481
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,380
你怎么知道?

482
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,381
我就是知道.

483
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:00,886
走, 走, 走, 过去.

484
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,397
"INSOUCIANT."

485
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,399
不关心的, 冷淡的.

486
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,903
简直就在说你.

487
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,905
"INSOUCIANT"...

488
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:24,910
"SYCOPHANT".

489
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,412
不予关注的.

490
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,413
错了,

491
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:29,414
是马屁精的意思.

492
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,918
马屁精不是那样解释的.

493
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,419
"一个人通过奉承来寻求宠爱."

494
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,423
马屁精, 是这样解释的.

495
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:40,425
管它的呢?

496
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,427
你怎么能抛弃Gus?

497
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,429
他将感谢你不要他了.

498
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:45,931
他会没事的.

499
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:50,435
我不相信.

500
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,437
Gus出生那天我也在.

501
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:53,939
我看见你吻了他...

502
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,440
不是每个人都得成为父亲的.

503
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:56,942
那好, 你要怎么和他说,

504
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,944
到他长大以后,
你为什么不要他?

505
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,946
我会实话实说.

506
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:03,949
这两个女同性恋真的很想要个孩子,

507
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,951
所以我射在杯子里.

508
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,953
那不是全部.

509
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,955
孩子需要一个父亲.

510
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,456
相信我, 我知道的.
是, 好的,

511
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,458
你都快两周没父亲了!

512
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,963
即使他在生气,

513
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,465
即使他不总在那,

514
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:23,468
但总比没有的好.

515
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:24,970
别说得这么肯定.

516
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,474
你父亲一定还爱着你.

517
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,977
他也许只是...
不知道如何表达.

518
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,479
好了, 他能很好的表达.

519
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,481
尤其是在他展露了一小点父爱之后.

520
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,486
至少他没抛弃你.

521
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:44,489
"GARRULOUS".
话多的, 饶舌的.

522
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:48,493
你去哪?
出去.

523
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,496
我想你该来帮我.

524
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:51,496
如果你想要帮忙, 找你爸爸去吧.

525
00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:01,338
Steve:
吆, 每次David请客,

526
00:24:01,338 --> 00:24:02,840
你都可以一周不吃东西.

527
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,341
差不多.

528
00:24:04,341 --> 00:24:05,342
我不知道你这么会做菜.

529
00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:07,344
嗯, 你不知道的还多呢.

530
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:10,347
多给他些时间
他就会发现我所有的小秘密.

531
00:24:10,347 --> 00:24:11,348
比如内衣裤.

532
00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:12,850
对, 就像...

533
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:14,351
你有内衣癖吗?

534
00:24:14,351 --> 00:24:15,352
我们最后一次一起旅游的时候,

535
00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:16,854
他几乎带了一整个衣柜去,

536
00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:19,356
什么骑马用的短裤, 还有短袜什么的.

537
00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:20,858
你们一起去过什么地方吗?

538
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:22,860
Man:
嗯, 去年秋天去过TUSCANY(在意大利).

539
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:25,362
我们租了座房子...
就像神话里的一样.

540
00:24:25,362 --> 00:24:26,864
Laura:
还有那些食物.

541
00:24:26,864 --> 00:24:28,365
噢, 她就只知道吃.

542
00:24:28,365 --> 00:24:30,868
还想把6磅重的
意大利熏火腿带过海关.

543
00:24:30,868 --> 00:24:32,369
Laura:
没那么夸张.

544
00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:33,370
只有4磅.

545
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:34,371
有6磅.
4磅.

546
00:24:34,371 --> 00:24:35,372
6磅.

547
00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:37,875
你去过意大利吗?

548
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,377
啊, 没有, 
但我的Vic叔叔在那过了大半生.

549
00:24:40,377 --> 00:24:41,378
噢, 在那边做买卖?

550
00:24:41,378 --> 00:24:43,380
不, AIDS(爱滋病). 
他想死在那里.

551
00:24:44,381 --> 00:24:45,382
噢.

552
00:24:47,384 --> 00:24:48,385
对不起.

553
00:24:48,385 --> 00:24:49,887
那不是你的错.

554
00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:51,388
他真的病的很重, 所以他...

555
00:24:51,388 --> 00:24:54,892
他决定去罗马旅行.

556
00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:57,394
但没去成, 然后...

557
00:24:57,895 --> 00:25:00,397
他现在在家里,
而且他现在身体很好,

558
00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:01,899
除了有时候会腹泻.

559
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:08,405
我想我得带Michael过去一下.

560
00:25:09,907 --> 00:25:11,909
但, 你要知道... 嗯, 
他工作非常努力, 还有, 嗯...

561
00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:13,911
那么Michael你是做什么的呢?

562
00:25:14,411 --> 00:25:15,412
嗯,

563
00:25:15,412 --> 00:25:16,914
在超时工作.

564
00:25:17,414 --> 00:25:18,916
真的? 在哪?

565
00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:19,917
嗯, THE BIG Q.

566
00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:23,921
才刚刚升职.
他现在是经理.

567
00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:25,923
THE BIG Q?

568
00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:27,424
Eddie人们不是常常那样叫你吗?

570
00:25:30,928 --> 00:25:32,930
Steve:
我知道那种超市,
但我...

571
00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:33,931
我还没好好的进去过.

572
00:25:34,431 --> 00:25:35,933
你想得到的东西那都有卖.

573
00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:37,935
但我们没什么想买的.

574
00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:46,443
嗯, 我没在哪见过你吗?

575
00:25:46,443 --> 00:25:47,945
对不起?

576
00:25:47,945 --> 00:25:49,446
我知道我知道, 我在哪见过你?

577
00:25:49,446 --> 00:25:50,447
你在THE BIG Q 购物吗?

578
00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:51,448
基本上没有.

579
00:25:55,953 --> 00:25:57,454
Laura:
好了, 下次我们要去什么地方,

580
00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,956
你一定得来.
MM-HMM.

581
00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:01,959
Eddie:
去MYKONOS怎么样.
(MYKONOS:雅典的米克诺斯岛-西方人最爱的爱琴海岛屿之一)

582
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:03,460
七月份?

583
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,962
啊, 我只有一个星期的假期.

584
00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:06,463
Laura:
噢, 可怜的人儿.

585
00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:07,965
所以我才喜欢学术界.

586
00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:10,467
我们有一整个夏天的假期.

587
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,969
MMM...

588
00:26:12,469 --> 00:26:15,472
我得确认一下海鲜怎么样.

589
00:26:15,472 --> 00:26:16,473
大家觉得这海贝怎么样?

590
00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:17,474
MM-HMM.
不错.

591
00:26:17,474 --> 00:26:18,475
很好. 太棒了.

592
00:26:18,475 --> 00:26:20,978
David:
那就好了.

593
00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:23,480
我想起来了,

594
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,983
在那个White Party聚会上!
你是给我螃蟹的人!

595
00:26:34,992 --> 00:26:36,493
有谁要酒吗?

596
00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:44,501
准备好了吗?

597
00:26:46,003 --> 00:26:47,504
你看上去很不错.

598
00:26:47,504 --> 00:26:50,007
HMM. 非常好.

599
00:26:51,508 --> 00:26:54,011
我终于正式在文书上签字了,

600
00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:56,513
是有证明的亲妈妈了.

601
00:26:56,513 --> 00:26:58,515
事实上, 我才是孩子的生母.

602
00:26:58,515 --> 00:27:01,018
噢, 两个也没什么不好.

603
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,024
还有我们, 这都是为了...
噢, 上帝啊, 我不敢相信.

604
00:27:07,024 --> 00:27:09,526
Brian.
MMM.

605
00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:12,029
我知道他的经历.

606
00:27:12,029 --> 00:27:15,032
我也知道他会在心里面骂我们的.

607
00:27:15,532 --> 00:27:18,035
那一定不容易...
我是说, 他放弃这个权利.

608
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:28,545
他看上去一点都不在意.

609
00:27:28,545 --> 00:27:30,047
噢, 我肯定他很在意.

610
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:34,051
他是爱着孩子的.

611
00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:35,552
比他认为的要深.

612
00:27:36,053 --> 00:27:37,554
总之,

613
00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:39,556
现在Gus是属于我们的.

614
00:27:41,058 --> 00:27:42,059
我们俩.

617
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:15,092
噢, 你是多么动人啊.

620
00:28:45,622 --> 00:28:48,125
Tommy, 该你了.

621
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:51,128
如果这手赢了, 那下轮就看我的了.

622
00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:53,130
噢, 要是真那样的话.

623
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:55,132
那我们今晚又得被榨干了.

625
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,635
叫牌, 10.

626
00:29:04,641 --> 00:29:05,642
Pop牌怎么样?

627
00:29:08,145 --> 00:29:09,646
幸运的一天...

628
00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:12,149
就会有好手气.

629
00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:13,650
和这些家伙问问好.

630
00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,152
你们好.

631
00:29:15,152 --> 00:29:17,154
我出局了. 这牌糟透了.

632
00:29:17,654 --> 00:29:19,156
你真像在开玩笑!

633
00:29:20,657 --> 00:29:22,159
你要点什么, 小伙子?

634
00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:24,161
啤酒不错.


635
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,163
Mike来两杯啤酒.

637
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,169
Mike:
这是巴台.

638
00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:33,670
近来你工作怎么样?

639
00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:37,174
很好.

640
00:29:37,174 --> 00:29:39,176
想抱怨都不行.

641
00:29:39,176 --> 00:29:40,677
去和"管理员"抱怨吧.

642
00:29:40,677 --> 00:29:42,179
但那样我会无聊死的!

643
00:29:46,683 --> 00:29:47,684
听我说, 嗯...

644
00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,688
我, 啊, 手头有点紧, 
你要知道, 这个月末...

645
00:29:52,189 --> 00:29:52,689
我只是...

646
00:30:10,207 --> 00:30:11,208
你是我的好孩子.

647
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:14,711
我会好好用的...

648
00:30:14,711 --> 00:30:16,713
...每一分钱.

649
00:30:16,713 --> 00:30:17,714
我知道.

650
00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:21,718
该弄好了吧!

651
00:30:31,728 --> 00:30:33,230
趁现在要好好工作.

652
00:30:34,731 --> 00:30:36,233
谢谢你的建议.

653
00:30:37,734 --> 00:30:39,236
但你得留点时间给女士们!

654
00:30:41,738 --> 00:30:43,740
噢, 我给他们留够时间了.

655
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:45,742
但别被他们拴住, 你在听吗?

656
00:30:45,742 --> 00:30:46,743
这你不用担心.

657
00:30:47,244 --> 00:30:48,245
因为那就是他们想要的,

658
00:30:48,245 --> 00:30:50,247
他们说什么都别听.

659
00:30:50,247 --> 00:30:51,748
我想我会处理好的.

660
00:30:58,255 --> 00:30:59,256
你知道, 你...

661
00:31:00,757 --> 00:31:03,260
和我,
我们... 我们很像.

662
00:31:05,262 --> 00:31:05,762
我们?

663
00:31:07,764 --> 00:31:09,266
我们都不想成家安定下来.

664
00:31:12,769 --> 00:31:15,272
有时候, 我对着镜子说,

665
00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:17,274
"Jack Kinney, 你这狗娘养的...

666
00:31:17,774 --> 00:31:19,776
...你不会是个有家的人!"

667
00:31:22,779 --> 00:31:25,282
那你为什么? 为什么要和妈妈结婚?

668
00:31:26,283 --> 00:31:27,284
为什么要生我?

669
00:31:30,787 --> 00:31:33,290
上帝啊, 你真是个傻孩子.

670
00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:35,792
你还不能明白吗?

671
00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:37,294
你别走, 小伙子.
小伙子!

672
00:31:40,297 --> 00:31:42,299
你得留下.

673
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:44,301
过来, 再和你老爸喝一杯.

674
00:31:47,804 --> 00:31:49,306
来啊, 再喝一杯.

675
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:52,309
再来两杯.

676
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,820
每个人都会觉得我快疯了.

677
00:32:04,321 --> 00:32:05,822
我从没这么丢脸过.

678
00:32:06,323 --> 00:32:08,325
Pitts9X6:
你在做什么?

679
00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:09,326
把你删了.

680
00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:11,328
我现在就要.

681
00:32:11,328 --> 00:32:12,329
WHO-OA.

682
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:16,833
不给我最后一次机会?

683
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:19,336
想想你创造的这个我多么棒.

684
00:32:26,843 --> 00:32:28,345
去我的世界看看.

685
00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:29,846
没有属于你的世界.

686
00:32:29,846 --> 00:32:30,847
你只是存在网上而已.

687
00:32:32,849 --> 00:32:33,350
登入.

688
00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:38,855
好吧.

689
00:32:38,855 --> 00:32:40,357
但这是你最后的机会.

692
00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:12,389
那么, 你想找谁?

693
00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:20,397
他, "冲浪帅哥".

694
00:33:21,398 --> 00:33:24,401
那么会怎么样呢?
你在干什么?

695
00:33:24,401 --> 00:33:26,903
他听不到你说的.
别忘了这不是你的世界.

696
00:33:26,903 --> 00:33:30,407
你得通过我去聊天.

697
00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:32,909
也对.
哇! 给你这幻象一点力量,

698
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,412
你就耀武扬威.

699
00:33:35,912 --> 00:33:37,914
问问他现在穿着什么.

700
00:33:37,914 --> 00:33:39,416
伙计你穿着什么呢?

701
00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:43,420
运动短裤.

702
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,921
哇.

703
00:33:44,921 --> 00:33:46,423
如果现实中也像网上这样,

704
00:33:46,423 --> 00:33:47,924
那Pittsburgh(匹兹堡)
就要有一半人裸体上街了.

705
00:33:47,924 --> 00:33:49,926
问他喜欢什么.
你喜欢什么?

706
00:33:49,926 --> 00:33:53,430
运动, 口交.

707
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:54,431
就只差叫我开始了.

708
00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,933
我很感兴趣.

709
00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:59,936
告-告诉他, 嗯...
我知道该说些什么.

710
00:33:59,936 --> 00:34:01,438
就像你平常说得那样.

711
00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:06,942
我要把你推到床上,
然后用牙齿把你的运动短裤咬碎.

713
00:34:06,943 --> 00:34:09,446
你都把我弄硬了.

714
00:34:09,446 --> 00:34:11,448
摸遍你的全身,
然后, 拍打你那又圆又紧的屁股.

715
00:34:11,448 --> 00:34:14,451
直到你求我...上你.
求之不得.

716
00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:16,453
你让我都阴得不行了.

717
00:34:16,453 --> 00:34:19,456
阴-阴得不行了?
什-什么意思?
不懂...

718
00:34:19,456 --> 00:34:22,959
抱歉, 打错了. 我...
让我都硬得不行了.

719
00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:25,462
嗨, Pitts, 是我.

720
00:34:25,462 --> 00:34:26,963
你都去哪了?

721
00:34:26,963 --> 00:34:28,465
噢, 天哪, 是"USEMYHOLE27".

722
00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:29,966
是的, 我得叫他滚.
我们忙着呢.

723
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:31,968
我还是很想和你做.

724
00:34:36,473 --> 00:34:37,974
把你的住址E-Mail给我.

725
00:34:37,974 --> 00:34:39,476
我会去的.

726
00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:40,477
你说什么?

727
00:34:40,477 --> 00:34:41,478
太好了.

728
00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:46,983
你知道你刚才干了什么吗?

729
00:34:46,983 --> 00:34:47,984
当然知道.

730
00:34:49,486 --> 00:34:50,987
我帮你敲定了一次约会.

731
00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:52,489
谢谢款待, Dave.
哪的话.

732
00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:54,491
一如既往的美味晚餐.

733
00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:56,993
这星期给你打电话, 甜心.

734
00:34:56,993 --> 00:34:57,994
还有Michael呢?

735
00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:01,498
我走了,
David. 谢谢款待.
再来.

736
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,001
再见.

737
00:35:08,505 --> 00:35:10,006
嘿! 别收拾了.

738
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:12,008
至少让我为把这搞砸了做点什么.

739
00:35:12,509 --> 00:35:16,012
我怎么知道Javier
没告诉过Eddie他去过White Party?

741
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,515
他现在知道了.


742
00:35:18,515 --> 00:35:20,517
噢, 天啊. 我的MYKONOS之旅.

743
00:35:20,517 --> 00:35:22,018
我是个笨蛋.
不, 你不是笨蛋.

744
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:24,521
我就是个笨蛋!
我哪也去不成.

745
00:35:24,521 --> 00:35:26,523
也不会有什么成就...
那又怎样?

746
00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:30,026
我差点没通过社区学院的考试.
那又怎样?

748
00:35:30,026 --> 00:35:32,529
我甚至不知道怎么用叉子!

749
00:35:32,529 --> 00:35:34,030
Michael, 这都没关系!

750
00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:36,533
对我有关系.

751
00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:39,035
别说了.
我-我不能... 我得走了.

752
00:35:40,537 --> 00:35:43,039
为什么?
我忘了拿我的工作服.

753
00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:44,040
Michael!

754
00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,042
Mi...

756
00:35:51,548 --> 00:35:52,549
他会先把那扇门打开,

757
00:35:53,049 --> 00:35:54,551
然后看着我大笑,

758
00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:56,052
就对着我的脸笑.

759
00:35:56,553 --> 00:35:57,554
在网上他很喜欢你.
是的.

760
00:35:57,554 --> 00:36:00,056
那是因为他以为我是你.

761
00:36:00,056 --> 00:36:02,058
我是电脑里的Cyrano.

762
00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:04,561
谁?
管他的呢.

765
00:36:20,577 --> 00:36:22,579
USEMYHOLE27?

766
00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:23,580
哼!

767
00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:30,086
PITTS9X6.

768
00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:33,089
哈.

769
00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:34,591
我猜我不像你想得那样.

770
00:36:34,591 --> 00:36:37,594
啊, 那正是我要说的.

771
00:36:38,094 --> 00:36:41,598
我的意思是, 你可以说我不健壮.

772
00:36:42,098 --> 00:36:45,101
那我看上去像个顺从的奴隶吗?

773
00:36:45,101 --> 00:36:47,103
噢, 你骗得我够惨.

774
00:36:47,103 --> 00:36:50,106
你是说, 按你要求的那种方式.

775
00:36:50,106 --> 00:36:52,609
也是你让我求你的那种方式.

776
00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:58,114
你是我见过最糟的狗屁"主人".

778
00:37:05,121 --> 00:37:08,124
那你站在这的又是什么东西, 啊?

779
00:37:09,626 --> 00:37:10,627
给我跪下,

780
00:37:10,627 --> 00:37:11,628
小姑娘.

781
00:37:15,632 --> 00:37:16,633
遵命.

783
00:37:23,139 --> 00:37:26,643
Michael:
Emmett你就不能带上钥匙吗?

784
00:37:32,649 --> 00:37:34,150
Brian:
嗨, 宝贝.

785
00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:36,653
噢, 该死, 你去你爸爸那呢?

786
00:37:36,653 --> 00:37:38,655
"过来, 再和你老爸喝一杯."

787
00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:42,659
好了. 进来. 进来.

788
00:37:58,174 --> 00:38:00,677
啊, 我... 我们输了.

789
00:38:01,177 --> 00:38:02,178
UH-HUH.

790
00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:03,680
举起手来.

791
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,181
在那...

792
00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:07,684
在最后10分钟我们还领先13点的.

793
00:38:07,684 --> 00:38:08,685
那不错啊.

794
00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:18,695
然后我们就犯傻了, 本来可以赢得.

795
00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:21,197
别说了. 把裤子脱了.

796
00:38:22,699 --> 00:38:23,700
脱下来了.

797
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,703
Tony Cattera还想着明年春天退休,

798
00:38:26,703 --> 00:38:28,705
但要是那样, 你知道的...

799
00:38:28,705 --> 00:38:30,206
阿, 那还好些.

800
00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:39,716
躺好.

801
00:38:58,234 --> 00:38:59,736
你该听他说过.

802
00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:04,741
"我儿子多有成就啊."

803
00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:08,244
"我手头有点紧."

804
00:39:10,747 --> 00:39:12,749
"千万别被家拴住."

805
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,252
那都成历史了.
现在该睡觉了.

806
00:39:19,756 --> 00:39:20,757
他一点也没变.

807
00:39:22,258 --> 00:39:23,760
一样的胡说八道.

808
00:39:25,762 --> 00:39:26,763
一样的那样生活着.

809
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:34,270
也许什么时候你也会那样.

810
00:39:36,272 --> 00:39:37,774
他就是那样.

811
00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,277
他也只能那样.

813
00:40:12,809 --> 00:40:16,813
唱词"IF YOU WANT MY BODY
AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY"

814
00:40:16,813 --> 00:40:21,317
"COME ON, SUGAR,
LET ME KNOW"

815
00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:25,321
"IF YOU REALLY NEED ME
JUST REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME"

816
00:40:25,321 --> 00:40:28,324
"COME ON NOW
AND TELL ME SO"

818
00:40:32,328 --> 00:40:34,330
D.J.:
ALL YOU THERE, LET
ME HEAR YOU SING IT.

819
00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:37,333
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE,
PUT THOSE HANDS IN THE AIR.

820
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,336
你这是怎么了?

821
00:40:40,837 --> 00:40:43,339
甜心, 你已经讲出来了.

822
00:40:44,841 --> 00:40:46,342
你怎么样了?

823
00:40:46,342 --> 00:40:48,845
阿, 我目不转睛的
盯着那家伙足足3个小时.

824
00:40:53,850 --> 00:40:55,351
嗨.

825
00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:56,352
你在这啊.

826
00:40:56,853 --> 00:40:57,854
Pitts9X6:
怎么样啊?

827
00:40:57,854 --> 00:41:00,356
他真是世上最好的奴隶.

828
00:41:00,356 --> 00:41:02,358
这都多亏了你, 帅哥.

829
00:41:02,358 --> 00:41:04,861
我这是做了些什么啊? 
帅哥.

830
00:41:04,861 --> 00:41:06,362
宝贝, 别着急.

831
00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:08,865
我不会把你删了的.

832
00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:09,866
删...? 你没事吧.

833
00:41:10,366 --> 00:41:11,868
把迷药给我.

834
00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:18,374
去你的.

835
00:41:18,374 --> 00:41:20,376
冷静点, 听我说,

836
00:41:20,376 --> 00:41:21,377
你这胆小鬼.

837
00:41:21,377 --> 00:41:27,884
你给我到下面去告诉
那家伙你整晚都盯着他.

839
00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:31,888
然后跪到他夸下为他服务.

841
00:41:33,389 --> 00:41:34,891
什么?
去啊.

842
00:41:37,393 --> 00:41:38,394
快去.

843
00:41:43,399 --> 00:41:43,900
遵命.

845
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:03,419
我叫我的助手在你
要签字的地方做了记号.

847
00:42:08,925 --> 00:42:09,425
给我笔.

848
00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:10,927
给.

850
00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:17,934
没墨了.

851
00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:18,935
我找找.

852
00:42:22,438 --> 00:42:23,439
给.

854
00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:39,956
Brian?

855
00:42:41,457 --> 00:42:42,458
OH-H...

856
00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:44,460
怎么了小可爱?

857
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,462
亲爱的, 是不是该给他换尿布了.

858
00:42:46,462 --> 00:42:48,965
我换过了. 也许刚换新的不习惯.

859
00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:56,973
嗯, 我想我们该继续.

860
00:43:01,477 --> 00:43:02,979
我改变主意了.

861
00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:04,981
Brian, 别这样.

862
00:43:05,982 --> 00:43:07,483
我不会签的.

863
00:43:08,985 --> 00:43:10,987
我-我们说好的.

864
00:43:10,987 --> 00:43:11,988
那是之前的事.

865
00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:14,991
那时Gus不在.

866
00:43:14,991 --> 00:43:17,493
噢, 我知道了.

867
00:43:17,493 --> 00:43:18,995
Brian,你知道这对我们有多重要,

868
00:43:19,495 --> 00:43:20,997
自从在医院发生了那种事.

869
00:43:20,997 --> 00:43:22,999
嗯, 我很对不起. 
但那样是不对的.

870
00:43:22,999 --> 00:43:25,001
那样我就抛弃了他.

871
00:43:27,003 --> 00:43:28,504
不是吗? 宝贝.

872
00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:44,520
不休息一下吗?

873
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,522
我还在消化那些海鲜呢.

874
00:43:46,522 --> 00:43:49,025
WHOO, 我得擦擦.

875
00:43:50,526 --> 00:43:51,527
来吧.

876
00:43:56,532 --> 00:43:58,034
你瞧, 我想和你谈谈...
Michael, 我想...

877
00:43:58,034 --> 00:43:59,535
不, 我得和你谈谈...
我想...

878
00:43:59,535 --> 00:44:01,037
你先说.
你先.

879
00:44:01,037 --> 00:44:02,538
瞧, 我知道我令你失望了.

880
00:44:02,538 --> 00:44:04,040
不, 这是我的错.

881
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,041
我是个傻瓜, 我是个...

882
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,043
我才是个笨蛋, 太迟钝了.

883
00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:08,544
我该更精明些的...

884
00:44:08,544 --> 00:44:10,046
是我没有配合他们.

885
00:44:10,046 --> 00:44:11,547
我... 我不知道我会不会总那样.

886
00:44:11,547 --> 00:44:13,049
要是两个人生活在不同的环境中...

887
00:44:13,049 --> 00:44:14,550
我们来自两个完全不同的世界.

888
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:15,551
我们现在只有一件事该做.

889
00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:17,053
我知道. 我也不反对.

890
00:44:17,553 --> 00:44:19,055
别无选择.

891
00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:21,057
所以就是这样. 结束了.

892
00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:25,061
结束了?
什么结束了?

893
00:44:25,561 --> 00:44:27,063
我想要你搬来和我住.

894
00:44:27,063 --> 00:44:30,066
"DOCTOR, DOCTOR,
GIVE ME THE NEWS"

895
00:44:30,066 --> 00:44:34,070
"I GOT A BAD CASE
OF LOVING YOU"

896
00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,572
"NO PILL'S GONNA
CURE MY ILLS"

897
00:44:36,572 --> 00:44:41,077
"I GOT A BAD CASE
OF LOVING YOU"

899
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:49,085
CLOSED CAPTIONED
BYCOMPREHENSIVE DISTRIBUTORS

900
00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:54,590
"I'M LEARNING FAST"

901
00:44:55,591 --> 00:44:57,593
"BUT IT'S FROM THE START"

902
00:44:59,095 --> 00:45:00,596
"YOU THINK I'M CUTE"

903
00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:04,100
"A LITTLE BIT SHY"

904
00:45:06,102 --> 00:45:10,606
"MAMA, I-I-I AIN'T
THAT KIND OF GUY"

905
00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:16,112
"DOCTOR, DOCTOR
GIMME THE NEWS"

906
00:45:16,112 --> 00:45:20,116
"I GOT A BAD CASE
OF LOVING YOU"

907
00:45:20,116 --> 00:45:22,618
"NO PILL'S GONNA
CURE MY ILLS"

908
00:45:22,618 --> 00:45:27,123
"I GOT A BAD CASE
OF LOVING YOU"

910
00:46:13,669 --> 00:46:16,672
MOO!