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Queer As Folk 2x09   DVDrip版

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QAF字幕小组 －>  Godfrey制作

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Queer as Folk
Season2 No.9

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Emmett:
没看到Brian

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他和Justin在一起,今天是“约会夜”

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WHOO-HOO!

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Ted:

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陪我们玩得太晚你累了？

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没有。是我的生意

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没日没夜的忙

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不像在原来公司的时候，

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9:00-6:00准时上下班

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你得想想，你现在可是个成功人士

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可我连享受成功的时间都没有

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Michael:
你需要的只是一些


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能为你提神醒脑的东西

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是啊，像是他那样的

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Ted:
哦，对呀，你是在说

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一个北欧帅哥会看上我

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不试试你又怎么知道呢

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好吧，管他呢

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反正我已经累得不在乎了

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好样的。
是啊。

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嗨，你好

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我叫Ted

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你可以用它当书签啊什么的

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JERKATWORK网站.

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你在那儿干？
是啊。

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我是总裁

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我叫Thor

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那么，一起玩玩怎么样？

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你和我？

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好呀

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Thor

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他给你他的电话号码了？

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看来事业成功是世上最好的春药

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混账

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Emmett:
恩，他可能是这世上

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最辣的教授

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谢谢你让我觉得好受多了

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你做得没错

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他可是艾滋病阳性

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Emmett:
真是道阳性美味啊

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Ted:
可以干的男人多了

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你根本用不着担心

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来，我们跳舞去

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Michael: 
是啊，是有很多可以干的男人

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我也约会过几个

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或者更多

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可是就有一个问题……

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他们不是Ben

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我就是忍不住要想他

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我着魔了

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我要吃东西呢

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典型的分手后遗懊悔症


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你没找到人来替代他，

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病情就加重了

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都是我不好

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不该受别人的影响

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明显你自己也是有想法的

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否则早就叫我们都滚开了

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Michael，这好像还是有点道理的

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你们说现在是不是一切都太迟了

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喂，我点的熏肉煎蛋呢

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Debbie:
OK。
别理她们的群体疗法

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嗬

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哦

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想Ben回来，你就去找他

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Debbie:
嘿！

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你的熏肉

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哦，那好吧。哈

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没法帖回猪身上

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Debbie:
阿欧

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眼神像可怜的小狗，只能说明一件事

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在为某个男生烦心呢

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哦

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宝贝

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合适的人会出现的，你看着吧

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他出现的时候，你会和他在一起的

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带着你那颗高尚又热忱的心

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和你这张谁都想掐一下的

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桃子脸

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MMM! 瞧瞧

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对吧？别忘了，

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星期一来吃晚饭

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好呀，这样我就变成个单身肥仔了

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Claire:
我告诉你，BRIAN，她快把我逼疯了

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我叫你们两个要守规矩的！

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他弄的

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不是我，是他

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变态

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同性恋

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给我坐下，闭嘴。嘿，

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当心我让你们以后都尿不出来

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你知道，为了她我什么都能做

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你觉得她看重这些吗？

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你觉得她会说“谢谢”两个字吗？

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她就会在那里挑刺儿。我的意思是，

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没一件事情是能顺她意的

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你干嘛不杀了她？

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世界上不会有哪个陪审团判你有罪的

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他们都有自己的妈

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我有个更好的主意

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你来应付她

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你来尝尝她的吹毛求疵

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还有酒瘾

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爸爸去世后她酒瘾重多了

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她是在庆祝呢

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你为什么不开车送她去看医生，

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送她去教堂，去做头发

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想也别想

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闭嘴

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她也是你的妈妈

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你不能就把她往我身上推

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一直都是这样的

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不能再这样了。我已经照顾过她了

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是照顾两个，从小时候就开始

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而你却什么都不用管

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听着，你得帮我一把，否则Brian，

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她就归你管

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全归你管

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起来，咱们走

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我不想走
我叫你走，快走

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哦...
真讨厌

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Ted:

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我完事儿了
警察、牛仔、

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印第安酋长，

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再下去，我要演个乡下人

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Ted？

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嗨!

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啊，可怜的孩子

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你确实太累了

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发票，工资单，

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应收帐款，

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比我以前的工作多一千倍

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我今晚还要和Thor见面

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又能怎么样？

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太累了我都硬不起来

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亲爱的，

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你也是这个圈子里的人，

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要小弟弟硬起来...

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还不是易如反掌

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伟哥？

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难说。每次搭上药，

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我就准没好事儿

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我知道你是一朝被蛇咬，

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而且一般我也同意你的意见

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但是，这玩意儿是做给80岁的老头用的

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如果他们搞起来像是个30岁的，

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你搞起来至少该像个80岁的吧

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你试过吗？

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碰上“重型设备”我才用

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还有呢？

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嗯，大概持续个把小时吧，最多了

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不过，够你度过一个今生难忘的夜晚了

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BEN!

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嘿，MICHAEL

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碰上你可真巧

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没有吧，我住在这里

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哦，见到你很高兴

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实际上，我已经在这个街区走来走去

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两个小时了。就在等你

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想上来吗？

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Ben:
要不要喝点什么？

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Michael:
不用了。谢谢

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Ben:
那是我一个朋友送我的

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摸摸他的肚子会带来好运

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灵吗？

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没什么坏处

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保佑我，菩萨老伙计

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我一直都在想你

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想啊想

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我也想你

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是吗？

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我觉得我可能有点反应过激

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就是对你是阳性的那件事

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哦.

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我听了太多别人的意见，

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在我应该听自己意见的时候。无论如何...

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我希望能重新开始

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如果你还没和别的什么人交往的话

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你没和别人交往吧，有吗？

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没有

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哦，好呀。那么……

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我们可以回到原来那样，继续下去

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唔……

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我很感谢你来看我

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你说这次一切都会

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真的不一样

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可我不想碰运气

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我得知道，我让自己爱上的那个人

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不会离开我

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无论他的朋友或是母亲说什么，

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他都会和我在一起

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我很抱歉，

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但一个吻是不够的

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哦

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吃过药到现在已经有一个小时了

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可是，碰到像是这种事情，

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没人能保证你硬起来

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说发生就发生了

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在Thor来之前，

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我希望什么都别发生

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等一下

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喂？

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是我。Thor

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嗨

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那么，嗯……

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你什么时候过来呢？

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我不能来了。我的狗在呕吐

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我得送她上医院

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老天啊，Lulu！

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她又吐了

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我得走了

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这下好了

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TED？
是Thor的电话

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Lulu在呕吐

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Lulu是谁？

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噢，天啊

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我硬起来了

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哦，怎么样，你看到吧，确实有效果

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噢，是有效

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咿呀，那我现在怎么办？

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什么“现在怎么办”？

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难道你需要一本操作手册？

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亲爱的，我见过你运动的样子

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我们都见过你运动的样子

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我相信你一定会有点子的

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WOW!

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现在喝那个好像有点早，

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不觉得吗？

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我只是稳定一下情绪罢了

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我上次见你是什么时候？

254
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:49,925
圣诞节

255
00:11:49,925 --> 00:11:53,913
你坐了一个小时，还送了我束花

256
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:58,367
和这次一样的花

257
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,369
MMM.

258
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,372
我们得走了，我可不想迟到

259
00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:06,375
去哪儿？
教堂

260
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,877
教堂？

261
00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:10,880
Claire说你会带我去的

262
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:17,386
我从来没说过

263
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:18,888
那个婊子

264
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:24,894
Brian，你不能不说脏话吗？

265
00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,395
你以前不都8点去礼拜吗？

266
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,814
哦，我换成中午的了

267
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,816
这样更符合传统……

268
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:39,825
而且，那个新牧师也特别好

269
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你来吗？

270
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才不呢

271
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,333
好吧

272
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,771
我自己去

273
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:56,742
就你那副样子怎么去啊

274
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,246
亲爱的，没你我自己也挺好，

275
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:05,251
这辈子从来没人帮过我

276
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,752
真的，我自己能行

277
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,254
我不需要你

278
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:29,208

279
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,659
好嘞！

280
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:31,610
WOW.

281
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,562
真酷

282
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,981
NFL应该请你加盟

283
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,433
那是足球

284
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,869
对，对。我意思是……我是说NBL

285
00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:43,272
没有NBL这样东西

286
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:45,274
好吧，我对篮球一无所知

287
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,193
如果没注意的话，告诉你，我是个同性恋

288
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,144
好吧，我喜欢篮球。如果没注意，

289
00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:50,145
告诉你，我也是个同性恋

290
00:13:50,145 --> 00:13:51,614
哦，我注意到了

291
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:52,548
Man 1:
怎么了，KING，有事吗？

292
00:13:53,048 --> 00:13:54,466
想要球吗？来呀，来呀

293
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,402

294
00:13:56,402 --> 00:14:04,326

295
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,196

296
00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:10,649
YEAH! WHOO!

297
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:13,569
伙计们，我得走了

298
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,971
我来顶你

299
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:21,360
嗷

300
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,796
好吧，我们来打球吧

301
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,297
我来顶吧，大力鼠

302
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,683
等等。算了吧，这些人会弄疼你的

303
00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:28,684
把球给我
不行

304
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:30,636
我说把球给我，Michael

305
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,638
不答应今晚和我出去就不给

306
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,074
不好意思，给我球

307
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,043
你还是一边去吧，哥斯拉（注：怪兽名）
啊？

308
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,044
我不给，

309
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,548
除非他答应和我约会

310
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,049
你脑子有问题？

311
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,552
你见过我妈，觉得有必要这样问吗？

312
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:51,457
啊？

313
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,958
我建议你还是同意吧，

314
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,960
他要是像我家那娘们儿，

315
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,463
我们可能要在这里站上一整天

316
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:05,821

317
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:14,747

318
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,216

319
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嗨

320
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,137
Brian:
那是耶稣，

321
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,639
跟他说了别吃减肥食品了

322
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,140
嘘！

323
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,141
规矩点

324
00:15:26,141 --> 00:15:30,646
你上次来教堂是什么时候？

325
00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:35,150
有一段时间了

326
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:38,971
每次我到这里来

327
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,840
我都可以感受到一种平静

328
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,792
一种发自内心的安宁

329
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,295
我能感觉到有人在守护我，

330
00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:49,798
保护我，给我安全。

331
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:51,800
好的保安系统也行

332
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:53,802
从长远讲还要便宜得多，

333
00:15:53,802 --> 00:15:56,805
比起多年放到盘子里捐款钱

334
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:59,808
等一下你会见到我们的新牧师

335
00:16:00,309 --> 00:16:02,811
自从你父亲死后，他给了我很多安慰，

336
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,314
我都没法形容

337
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:07,816
他给我打电话。到家里来看望我

338
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:10,819
他关心我是不是一切都好

339
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:15,324
哦，他就像是……一个儿子

340
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:16,825
为了他好，

341
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:28,721
别像对你儿子那样对他
他来了

342
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,723
愿我主耶稣基督的恩惠、

343
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,693
神的慈爱和圣灵的佑护

344
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,195
与你们同在

345
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:42,651
Mrs. Kinney:
也与您同在

346
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:46,522

347
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,990
各位，下午好

348
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,493
欢迎你们来这里

349
00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:53,495
我们开始礼拜吧

350
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,998
嘘
对不起
让我们祈祷

351
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:59,485

352
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:16,001

353
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:20,439

354
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,926
Mrs. Kinney:
他是很好吧？

355
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:25,928
你过来问候他一下

356
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,429
我把你的事都和他说了

357
00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:29,932
我告诉他你事业成功，长得也漂亮

358
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,433
他非常想见到你

359
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,435
我完全相信
再见

360
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,938
Reverend Tom
Joan

361
00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:38,440
你每个星期日一定会来

362
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,442
Mrs. Kinney:
我一定会来

363
00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:41,944
您猜猜谁来了。我儿子

364
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:43,445
真是太好了

365
00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:44,947
我来给您介绍

366
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,448
Brian，

367
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:49,902
这位是Reverend Tom Butterfield

368
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,404
Reverend Butterfield

369
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,842
我母亲常和我说你的事

370
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,844
真是奇怪。我觉得我们以前见过

371
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,280
哦，对不起

372
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,281
Ruth!

373
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,783
Ruth:
你好, Joan...

374
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,785
你干得真棒

375
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:07,786
很高兴你喜欢我的礼拜

376
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,271
我是说你在Baths那次

377
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:11,223
哎，别……
布道真好，Reverend Tom

378
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:15,227
啊，非常感谢您能来

379
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,228
我不知道该怎么说

380
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,230
我也不知道

381
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,232
基本上这个地方的每个人我都干过

382
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:24,670
但是这次……可是第一次


383
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,173
别和别人说这件事，我会非常感激你的

384
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,175
你觉得我会告诉我妈吗？
再见

385
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,177
她都不知道我是同性恋

386
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,113
我很多年没和你“老板”谈过心了

387
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115
所以，别担心，Rev

388
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:41,987
我会为你保守秘密的

389
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,389
Melanie:
嗯……你干了你妈的牧师？

390
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,391
你真该看看

391
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,392
那场面实在刺激

392
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,394
他这样做岂不是很冒险？

393
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,897
他教民的平均年龄是102岁

394
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,899
他们不会去Baths

395
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,819
我以前也想当个牧师

396
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,821
可后来我想，那多不自然啊，

397
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:01,824
隐居，身边除了男人还是男人

398
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,826


399
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,327
嗯

400
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,329
我的

401
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:08,330
你好？

402
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,314
Ted:
是我。

403
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,317
Teddy?
嘘！

404
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,318
你在哪儿？

405
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,320
在Mel和Lindsay的家门口

406
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,256
你站在门口干什么，亲爱的？

407
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,257
干嘛不进来呢？

408
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,225
因为我不想别人看见我

409
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,227
我得和你谈谈

410
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,729
你就……偷偷地溜出来

411
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,231
装成看看天气什么的

412
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:36,175
不过……你一定得答应我，一个人过来

413
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,176
进来吃点东西吧

414
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,111
哦，不，不用了，谢谢你，

415
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,613
我只是，要和Emmett说句话

416
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:42,614
嗯，然后我就走

417
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,118


418
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,120
我还在勃起

419
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,122
你说你还在勃起是什么意思？

420
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,041

421
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,994
谢谢你，小喇叭

422
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,997
我昨天晚上吃了伟哥

423
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,583
已经过了18个小时了，可是它就是不下去

424
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,517
我怎么办呀？

425
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,436
有没有试过浸在水里？

426
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,387
要不要洗个冷水澡？

427
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:06,388
吓唬吓唬它？

428
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,823
那是治打嗝的

429
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:08,774
嘭！

430
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,209
谢谢大家的关心

431
00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,678
有什么东西能让你非常厌恶的？

432
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,130
好主意，要不给他看看你们的奶头？

433
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,114
Brian!
Brian!

434
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,117
你跟我说就持续几个小时，最多了

435
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,052
怪了

436
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,054
你倒是该吃几片

437
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,900
我们的性生活没以前好了

438
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,507


439
00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:28,460
我们差不多每天都要做4次

440
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,962
你看，我总得做点什么

441
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,881
好，好，来吧

442
00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:34,883
你就坚持到下个星期一吧

443
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,385
为什么要下个星期一？

444
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:41,323
升旗的日子（国旗纪念日）

445
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,760
再见

446
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,262
我不敢相信……

447
00:20:47,262 --> 00:20:49,765
你又在...

448
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:54,269
干我了

449
00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:56,772
是你说...

450
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:59,274
去偷...

451
00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:01,276
Ted的...

452
00:21:01,276 --> 00:21:04,780
伟哥

453
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,281

454
00:21:06,281 --> 00:21:12,788

455
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:19,294

456
00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:22,798
不去管它吗？

457
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:25,801
他们自己会走人的

458
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:36,261


459
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,763
妈妈

460
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,766
对不起，我没打扰你吧？

461
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,769
本来想把这个留在门边，放上张字条

462
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,771
后来我想既然都来了……

463
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,773
就一直敲门，

464
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,775
他受不了就会来开门的

465
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,777
是你最喜欢的

466
00:21:51,777 --> 00:22:01,286
带巧克力片的

467
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:05,207
我只是想来谢谢你

468
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:08,210
陪我去教堂

469
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:12,714
我没法向你形容这对我的意义有多大

470
00:22:12,714 --> 00:22:17,219
那我们什么时候再一起去。就在近期吧

471
00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:21,223
我知道你没那意思

472
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:26,228
我可能六个月里是见不到你了

473
00:22:26,228 --> 00:22:28,230
你不知道你爸爸走了以后，

474
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:31,683
生活有多孤单

475
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,685
我就在那个房子里……

476
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,189
整日整夜就我一个人

477
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:46,698
电话铃声从来不响

478
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,703
如果……我们能够亲近点多好，

479
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,205
就像我们以前那样

480
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,207
Brian？

481
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,709
你还过来吗？

482
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:07,219
我不知道这里还有其他人

483
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:13,725
Justin，这是……我妈妈

484
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:17,729
妈妈，这是Justin

485
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:27,139
嗨

486
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,141
妈

487
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:35,580

488
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,582
怎么？

489
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:42,554
你不打算再和我说话了吗？

490
00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:45,490
感谢上帝你父亲不知道

491
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:50,412
他知道

492
00:23:50,912 --> 00:23:59,921
他死之前我告诉他了

493
00:23:59,921 --> 00:24:09,848
那你妹妹呢？

494
00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:16,805
哦，你和别人都说了，就没告诉我

495
00:24:16,805 --> 00:24:19,774
希望你知道这是一种罪恶

496
00:24:19,774 --> 00:24:30,085
你是指我操男人还是指我不告诉你？

497
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:32,587
想怎么说笑是你的事

498
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:35,090
圣经说的很清楚

499
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:51,907
你会下地狱的

500
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:56,895
嗯

501
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:57,896
嗯

502
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,398
怎么样，医生？

503
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,401
你犯了个滑稽的大错误

504
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:04,950
这话不像训练过的专业医务人员

505
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:06,905
会作出的专家诊断

506
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,406
嘘！

507
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,409
可是医生，为什么它就是不下去呢？

508
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:12,911
阴茎持续勃起症

509
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:15,413
阴茎那里结了个血块

510
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:16,915
哦，那个……

511
00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:18,917
总比脑子里结个血块要好

512
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:23,872
除非你用你的老二来想问题

513
00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:25,874
呵，这真是太不寻常了

514
00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:28,810
都可以上医学杂志了

515
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:30,812
或者是吉尼斯世界纪录

516
00:25:31,313 --> 00:25:34,316
闭嘴！

517
00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:36,318
那么，你有什么建议吗？

518
00:25:36,318 --> 00:25:39,821
觉得疼吗？

519
00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:42,324
那么，试试减充血的药

520
00:25:42,324 --> 00:25:44,326
减充血的药？

521
00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:46,628
时刻一级戒备的是我的阴茎，

522
00:25:46,828 --> 00:25:47,829
不是鼻子

523
00:25:47,829 --> 00:25:50,332
你就没有效果更好的办法吗？

524
00:25:50,332 --> 00:25:51,333
有是有的

525
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:52,334
我们可以，嗯，

526
00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,819
插两根粗的针进去

527
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:55,820
把血给放掉

528
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,273
你知道

529
00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:01,192
减轻充血的药对我一直很有效的

530
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:05,180
那么，嗯，请问它什么时候才能下去呢，医生？

531
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,682
一星期？一个月？

532
00:26:07,682 --> 00:26:10,101
一年？

533
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,604
说不准

534
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:17,525
对不起

535
00:26:17,525 --> 00:26:27,002

536
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,503
?? I WANT SOME HOT STUFF ??

537
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,438
老天，我要个硬点的，

538
00:26:30,438 --> 00:26:31,389

539
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,824
另外一种

540
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,326
别担心了。你也听到医生说了，

541
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,327
会下去的

542
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,761
是啊，我的就是

543
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,697
是啊，得谢谢你妈妈

544
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,699
它能让任何人都硬不起来

545
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:41,683
能给我她的电话吗？

546
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,568
她只是需要一点时间

547
00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:45,070
来习惯这件事
习惯什么？

548
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,988
她的宝贝喜欢吸又热又硬的屌

549
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:48,406
还爱死它了

550
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:49,407
是啊，我们在和欠操的Reverend

551
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:51,409
说话的时候，她可能正在

552
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:52,827
为我的灵魂祈祷呢

553
00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,245
真好笑

554
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,698
他是她信仰的人

555
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,633
她信任的人

556
00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:02,103
对她像是她儿子的人

557
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:03,588
可她什么都不知道

558
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,090
哦，别担心

559
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,576
无论如何，上帝都会爱你的

560
00:27:08,576 --> 00:27:11,546
像是我在乎上帝他妈的怎么看待我似的

561
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:13,982
他还是担心我怎么看待他吧

562
00:27:13,982 --> 00:27:15,450
你怎么会这么想？

563
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:16,951
哦，在这个冰冷沉闷的宇宙里，

564
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:19,404
只有我们知道他是存在的

565
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,889
没有我们，他什么都不是

566
00:27:21,889 --> 00:27:27,278

567
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:31,700
噢

568
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,704
你来了
我说过我会的，不是吗？

569
00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:39,140
我和朋友们在一起
哦

570
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,126
我觉得这是你我之间的事。

571
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:45,463
是的。来吧

572
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,950
?? 辣，辣，辣货... ??

573
00:27:49,451 --> 00:27:50,952
嗨，大家看谁来了

574
00:27:50,952 --> 00:27:53,288
嗨，伙计们
嗨，Ben

575
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:54,723
不好意思我不能站起来

576
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,559
他已经起来了

577
00:27:57,559 --> 00:27:59,477
Emmett:
那么，你们两个是

578
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,446
偶然碰到的？

579
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,931
实际上……
啊，不是的

580
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:07,736
我邀请他来的，我们在约会

581
00:28:07,736 --> 00:28:08,737
哦，我以为你们两个，嗯...

582
00:28:08,737 --> 00:28:10,722
是的，不过，嗯

583
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,724
我希望我们能再在一起

584
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:16,094
有谁有意见吗？

585
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,062
没有

586
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:18,546
没有

587
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:21,966

588
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,435
很高兴听你们这么说

589
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,436
你觉得怎么样？

590
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:28,390


591
00:28:28,390 --> 00:28:32,310
?? 我需要你的辣货 ??

592
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:33,311
辣货

593
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:34,763

594
00:28:34,763 --> 00:28:36,698
谢谢。这首歌送给Jerome，

595
00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:40,185
我的爱人，我就只要你这个辣货，亲爱的

596
00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,138
谢谢，甜心。你也是我的辣货，亲爱的

597
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:46,107

598
00:28:46,107 --> 00:28:47,609
那个，嗯，

599
00:28:47,609 --> 00:28:49,611
真是感人啊

600
00:28:49,611 --> 00:28:50,612
不觉得很感人吗？

601
00:28:50,612 --> 00:28:52,981
像是拉肚子

602
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,983
可是，我觉得这需要很大的勇气

603
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:58,486
站在那里说出你的爱

604
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,406
还得跑着调

605
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,341
我得走了

606
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:04,826
可你才刚来

607
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:09,214
你说让我们在一起，我们已经一起过了

608
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:16,104
照顾好自己，Michael

609
00:29:16,104 --> 00:29:18,106


610
00:29:18,106 --> 00:29:20,608
?? Ben，我们两个人都 ??

611
00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:25,597
?? 不需要继续寻找了 ??


612
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:31,069
?? 我们都已经找到我们要找的东西 ??

613
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,987
啊...

614
00:29:32,987 --> 00:29:37,408
?? 拥有一个我可以叫他朋友的人 ??

615
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,862
?? 我再也不会孤单 ??

616
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:44,282
?? 而你，我的朋友，你会知道 ??

617
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,269
?? 你得到了我这个朋友 ??

618
00:29:48,269 --> 00:29:57,145

619
00:29:57,145 --> 00:29:59,147
知道吗，过去这几天，我了解了

620
00:29:59,147 --> 00:30:00,565
很多关于你的事

621
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,067
比如说？

622
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:05,069
你不会打篮球

623
00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:08,573
还有，你不会唱歌！
哈！

624
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,075
我那么没天赋让你很吃惊吧？

625
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,579
我可没那么说

626
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,080
好吧，我承认……

627
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,085
上去唱是得要很大的勇气

628
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:25,089
呵呵，简直得把贼胆给亮出来

629
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:26,591
我和你说过

630
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:29,594
只要知道我要的是什么，
就会尽全力得到它

631
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,597
你是说我？
是啊，我说的是你

632
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:40,588
阿

633
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:46,544
嗯

634
00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,980
好，听我说，

635
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,483
一起吃饭，明天晚上。到我家

636
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,987
我会给你做烤鸡肉和泰式面条

637
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,456
保管你垂涎三尺

638
00:30:58,456 --> 00:30:59,958
酷

639
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,960
糟糕！

640
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,461
怎么了？

641
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,963
我答应妈妈去吃晚饭的，

642
00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:07,398
和她还有我叔叔Vic

643
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:11,319
改天吧
不要

644
00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:12,820
不用

645
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:18,326
一起吃晚饭。就明天晚上

646
00:31:18,326 --> 00:31:32,941

647
00:31:32,941 --> 00:31:36,895
你好，Reverend

648
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:41,399
我是来这儿祈祷的，想得到些

649
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,851
安慰

650
00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:46,854
那么，别让我打扰你

651
00:31:46,854 --> 00:31:52,777
你知道，我有个可怕的负担

652
00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,279
你指的是什么？

653
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:59,284
最近，我妈发现我是同性恋

654
00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,786
还有……

655
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:06,291
她认为我会下地狱

656
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,292
那确实是个问题

657
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,794
不过她却不知道

658
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:13,798
她的牧师也是

659
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,800
不仅如此，

660
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,254
你一定不会相信……

661
00:32:20,254 --> 00:32:22,256
我实际上还占有过他

662
00:32:22,256 --> 00:32:24,258
就是我

663
00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:25,760
参加了个4人性爱组

664
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,261
呼呼叫唤就像只猪

665
00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:29,263
我不认为现在

666
00:32:29,263 --> 00:32:31,766
或是这个地方适合讨论这种事情

667
00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:36,187
她会怎么说呢？
如果她知道她的神仆也在Baths

668
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:40,608
让人玩他的屁股

669
00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:43,611
我能理解你感到很生气

670
00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:45,613
很痛苦

671
00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:49,117
但是这与我或是这个教堂无关

672
00:32:49,617 --> 00:32:52,070
那是你和你母亲之间的问题

673
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:55,990
你哪知道我妈有什么屁事

674
00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:58,926
我知道她的很多事，比你多得多

675
00:32:58,926 --> 00:33:00,428
因为我花时间和她在一起

676
00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:03,865
我和她聊天，我试着安慰她

677
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,235
方法就是告诉她我会在地狱里被火烤

678
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,238
我从来不会教那种课

679
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,241
我教授的东西是爱

680
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,742
是真相

681
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,711
真相就是，你是个混蛋骗子

682
00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:18,646
Brian，你如果想泄露我的秘密，

683
00:33:18,646 --> 00:33:21,149
如果你需要那么做的话，

684
00:33:21,649 --> 00:33:25,103
那你就做吧

685
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:28,039
但是我知道我需要回应的人是谁

686
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:32,043
而那个人不是你

687
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:39,534
现在，滚出我的教堂

688
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,419
你喜欢看

689
00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:44,422
哪本荒唐的小说，小伙子？

690
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:46,424
格林童话？

691
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,425
还是圣经？

692
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:48,926
如果你想遭天打雷劈的话，

693
00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:50,428
在我和Gus不在的时候，

694
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,929
你再那么做吧

695
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:53,931
事实就是这样的，这本书里

696
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,434
全都是一帮部落里的蠢才编出来的童话

697
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:59,854
然后，世界按照它来毁灭自己

698
00:33:59,854 --> 00:34:01,856
那么谁是最近的受害者？

699
00:34:01,856 --> 00:34:04,358
你母亲的牧师？

700
00:34:04,859 --> 00:34:05,860
你应该知道真相

701
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:07,361
真相会令你自由

702
00:34:07,361 --> 00:34:09,814
圣人Brian说出来的真相？

703
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,400
《约翰福音》第八章第32行的话

704
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,785
哦，挺厉害的

705
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,787
那么，你希望通过你的真相

706
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,790
来达到什么目的呢？

707
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,792
你会毁了他的，那样

708
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,295
你和你鄙视的所谓卫道士就一样了

709
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:26,264
妈妈说得好听吧？

710
00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:29,700
满口仁义道德

711
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,701
她有权利知道

712
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,620
知道什么？他是同性恋？

713
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:35,623
你干嘛从来没告诉过她你自己的事呢？

714
00:34:35,623 --> 00:34:38,626
因为我的私生活不关她的屁事

715
00:34:38,626 --> 00:34:41,629
是吧？
那她牧师的也是

716
00:34:41,629 --> 00:34:44,082
为什么要告诉她呢？

717
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:49,087
我是说，为什么要夺走她唯一拥有的东西呢？

718
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,540

719
00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,459
你觉得我做的够吃了吗？

720
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:57,462
那要看你说的“够吃”是什么意思

721
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,963
如果你是问是不是够

722
00:34:58,963 --> 00:34:59,964
所有Western Hemisphereif的人吃

723
00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:03,468
那么……是啊，你做的够吃了

724
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,970
放松。会吗？放松

725
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,972
我儿子就要带人来见我们，

726
00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:10,475
而我没要他这么做

727
00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:12,477
哦，是他要求的

728
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,479
上次有这种情况是什么时候？

729
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,481
嗯...
从来没发生过

730
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:19,984
所以，这个人可能就是他要的那个人

731
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:24,489
他想和他一起到老的那个人

732
00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,492
如果进门的是Brian你不会太惊讶吧？

733
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:29,494
是啊，看来该调整你的用药了

734
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,495

735
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,996
妈妈，Vic叔叔？

736
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:32,997
哦，他们来了
老天啊，他来了

737
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,500
太好了，是呀，他们来了

738
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,501
好吧...

739
00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:39,003
甜心！

740
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:40,505
嘿，宝贝

741
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:45,459
你记得Ben吧

742
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:47,461
当然

743
00:35:47,461 --> 00:35:49,881
嗨，Ben
嗨

744
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,333
嗨
啊，这是我叔叔Vic

745
00:35:52,834 --> 00:35:56,754
很高兴见到你，Ben
我也是

746
00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:59,257
哦，这是给您的

747
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,259
哦，谢谢你

748
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,762
真漂亮

749
00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:17,692
别站在这儿了，进来吧

750
00:36:17,692 --> 00:36:20,144
妈妈

751
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:23,631
我猜到你会在这里

752
00:36:23,631 --> 00:36:26,601
我在祈祷，Brian

753
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,519
为我的灵魂吗？

754
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,989
我祈祷时都会提到你

755
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:47,004
对我真好

756
00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:53,010

757
00:36:53,511 --> 00:37:03,004

758
00:37:03,004 --> 00:37:05,006
你现在想要干什么？

759
00:37:05,006 --> 00:37:07,942
我觉得可能有些话你会愿意听

760
00:37:07,942 --> 00:37:10,945
而这里则是个绝佳的场景

761
00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:16,450
我希望你是来请求宽恕的

762
00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:18,452
不完全是

763
00:37:18,452 --> 00:37:21,455
这里是唯一能救你的地方

764
00:37:21,455 --> 00:37:27,962
那救世军派什么用？

765
00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:31,465
你总觉得自己很精明，很聪明

766
00:37:31,465 --> 00:37:34,969
比别人都要强得多

767
00:37:34,969 --> 00:37:36,971
其实，世俗的机巧……

768
00:37:36,971 --> 00:37:38,973
根本帮不了你……
妈妈，这些话

769
00:37:38,973 --> 00:37:41,976
留到你没有同性恋的来生再说吧

770
00:37:41,976 --> 00:37:45,479
噢……好吧

771
00:37:45,479 --> 00:37:47,982
继续说吧，嘲笑我吧

772
00:37:48,482 --> 00:37:52,486
嘲笑我的信仰，嘲笑我的上帝

773
00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:55,489
你和你的父亲没什么两样

774
00:37:55,489 --> 00:37:58,492
他以前也总是嘲笑我

775
00:37:58,492 --> 00:38:01,495
他叫我圣人

776
00:38:01,495 --> 00:38:04,497
他说我和圣人石像一样冷冰冰的

777
00:38:04,497 --> 00:38:07,501

778
00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:09,003
要爱一个

779
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:11,205
30年没给句好话的男人

780
00:38:11,505 --> 00:38:14,008
真的很难

781
00:38:14,008 --> 00:38:17,511
他情愿和他的朋友喝酒

782
00:38:17,511 --> 00:38:19,013
也不愿和我在一起

783
00:38:19,013 --> 00:38:21,515
他从不关心这个家

784
00:38:21,515 --> 00:38:24,518
他甚至不想让我生你

785
00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:27,521
我知道那件事

786
00:38:27,521 --> 00:38:28,522
你可能听过

787
00:38:29,023 --> 00:38:30,524
可你并不知道情况

788
00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:33,027
你不知道我忍受了他多少虐待

789
00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:35,529
你不知道我怎样保护你不受他的伤害

790
00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:38,532
你不知道我得让他打我，

791
00:38:38,532 --> 00:38:42,036
这样他就不会打你了

792
00:38:42,036 --> 00:38:45,539
这些你都不知道吧？

793
00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:48,542
我不想听那些事

794
00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:53,047
不想，当然不想

795
00:38:53,047 --> 00:38:57,551
你怎么会在乎呢。你从来不会

796
00:38:57,551 --> 00:38:59,053
因为你是个自私的人

797
00:38:59,053 --> 00:39:02,056
那不是真的

798
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:06,560
亲爱的，这样说我很难过，可这是事实

799
00:39:07,061 --> 00:39:11,065
你关心的只有你自己

800
00:39:11,065 --> 00:39:17,071
我靠不上你，就像靠不上他一样

801
00:39:17,071 --> 00:39:19,573
不过我还是有人可以指望的

802
00:39:20,074 --> 00:39:24,578
无论发生什么事

803
00:39:24,578 --> 00:39:27,081
让我猜猜

804
00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:31,585
Reverend Tom

805
00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:36,590
上帝

806
00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:40,594
上帝会永远守护我的

807
00:39:40,594 --> 00:39:46,600
上帝决不会让我失望

808
00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:57,311
你说还有谁能是这样呢？

809
00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,080


810
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:02,083
我妈做事从不会半不郎当的

811
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,518
她不会只加入P-Flag（同性恋亲友后援会）就算了

812
00:40:04,518 --> 00:40:06,020
她非要当上会长才甘心

813
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,839
听上去很熟悉

814
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,808
我猜你们两个很像，妈妈

815
00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:12,793
啊哈

816
00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:24,205
你们不饿吗？我可饿了

817
00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:29,710
要帮忙吗？
不要。

818
00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:32,213
Ben可真棒，不是吗？
是很棒

819
00:40:32,213 --> 00:40:39,220
那块该死的磨碎奶酪的板
到哪儿去了？

820
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,222
我喜欢他，妈妈。我非常喜欢他

821
00:40:41,722 --> 00:40:44,725
我知道，甜心，我也喜欢他

822
00:40:44,725 --> 00:40:46,227
他英俊，有魅力，聪明

823
00:40:46,227 --> 00:40:49,230
明显每星期不止锻炼一次

824
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:56,237
可为了你，我就是不喜欢他

825
00:40:56,737 --> 00:40:58,739
老实说，
不喜欢你给我来突然袭击

826
00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:00,241
我没有搞突然袭击

827
00:41:00,241 --> 00:41:01,692
你知道我对他的感觉

828
00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:03,694
我说得很清楚了

829
00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:05,196
可是你说都不说一声，

830
00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:06,197
就把他给我带来了

831
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,698
我不需要你的允许

832
00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,650
这还是我的房子

833
00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:14,588
只要是在我的房子里，
你就得说：“妈妈，我这样行吗？”

834
00:41:14,588 --> 00:41:18,592
我爱他，妈妈

835
00:41:18,592 --> 00:41:20,528
这就是现实

836
00:41:20,528 --> 00:41:27,017
你只好忍忍了

837
00:41:27,017 --> 00:41:29,503
呵呵，我真想纽约

838
00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:31,005
嗯

839
00:41:31,005 --> 00:41:32,923
我在那里住了12年

840
00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:34,425
那个上西区的酒吧怎么样？

841
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:35,926
"THE WORKS"

842
00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:37,378
你去过吗？

843
00:41:37,378 --> 00:41:38,812
噢，你在开玩笑？

844
00:41:38,812 --> 00:41:40,314
我就是在那地方长大的

845
00:41:40,814 --> 00:41:42,316
哈

846
00:41:42,316 --> 00:41:48,806
那么，你呈阳性多久了，Ben？

847
00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:49,807
妈妈

848
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,308
我就是想知道

849
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,244
没事儿。我没关系

850
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,696
5年了

851
00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:56,697
你的淋巴细胞水平呢？

852
00:41:56,697 --> 00:41:59,617
嗯，是600

853
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:00,618
住过院吗？

854
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:01,619
还没有

855
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,088
运气很好

856
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:05,523
病毒数量？

857
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,024
查不到

858
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,442
在用鸡尾酒疗法？

859
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:09,443
抗病毒的药

860
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:14,899
你到底知不知道你在干什么？

861
00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:19,787
这才是现实，亲爱的，

862
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:34,652
而你就一定得忍下去了

863
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:40,107
要蒜茸面包吗？

864
00:42:40,107 --> 00:42:52,419

865
00:42:52,419 --> 00:42:54,922
这样多好呀，你算是出来了

866
00:42:54,922 --> 00:42:56,924
别让这件事扫了你的兴致

867
00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:58,425
我希望什么东西能扫了它的兴

868
00:42:58,425 --> 00:42:59,927
嗨

869
00:42:59,927 --> 00:43:00,928
嗨，Ted

870
00:43:00,928 --> 00:43:02,930
伙计，上次我真的很遗憾

871
00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:04,915
可以理解

872
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,867
Lulu怎么样了？

873
00:43:06,867 --> 00:43:09,370
她吃了我的一条短裤

874
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:10,999
结果弄得她胃不舒服

875
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:16,293
你知道，这样的事情在我身上也发生过

876
00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:19,246
那么，要不要来点身体活动？

877
00:43:19,246 --> 00:43:22,249
哦，他要的，绝对要的

878
00:43:22,249 --> 00:43:23,751

879
00:43:23,751 --> 00:43:38,198

880
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:39,166

881
00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:41,168
WOW

882
00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:43,169
这可是个大家伙

883
00:43:43,169 --> 00:43:47,608

884
00:43:47,608 --> 00:43:49,593
OH, YEAH.

885
00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:57,434

886
00:43:57,434 --> 00:44:02,439
嘿
有什么问题吗？

887
00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:03,440
它下去了

888
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,391

889
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:10,814
哦，是的

890
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:14,318
下去了！

891
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,737
它真的下去了

892
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,238
我的软了

893
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,740
你把我的老二弄软了！

894
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,175
你不用这样宣传吧？

895
00:44:21,175 --> 00:44:22,126

896
00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:24,595
嗨，我软了

897
00:44:25,045 --> 00:44:26,547
看呀，我软了！

898
00:44:26,547 --> 00:44:27,548
嗨，我软了。哦，

899
00:44:27,548 --> 00:44:29,049

900
00:44:29,049 --> 00:44:35,039
嘿！我软了！

901
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:36,507
本来就是吃顿饭，

902
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,509
不是他妈的同性恋“宗教法庭”

903
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,511
她认识很多呈阳性的人

904
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,512
他们可没在和她儿子约会

905
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,996
她只是想保护你

906
00:44:42,996 --> 00:44:44,998
我不需要任何人来保护我

907
00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:47,501
好吧，那你就告诉她这一点

908
00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:50,938
她问的东西，你都有权利知道

909
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,439
我现在情况很好

910
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:53,941
可我不能保证永远都这样

911
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,910
世上不存在“永远”，只有“现在”

912
00:44:56,910 --> 00:45:00,397
那也是我们所拥有的一切。
你不是一直都这样和我说吗？

913
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:01,899
我是一直和你这么说

914
00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:03,834
那么，然后……

915
00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:08,338
我不在乎别人的话或是感觉

916
00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:11,840
我只在乎我自己的感觉

917
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:57,187

918
00:45:57,187 --> 00:46:02,659
我希望你能非常确定

919
00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:05,162
我很确定

920
00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:49,022

921
00:46:49,022 --> 00:46:59,032

922
00:46:59,032 --> 00:47:01,034
嗨！

923
00:47:01,535 --> 00:47:05,038
两杯

924
00:47:05,038 --> 00:47:06,540
两杯Jim Beam
酒吧招待：好，马上来

925
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,041
算我的

926
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:12,513
酒吧招待：好的，先生

927
00:47:13,013 --> 00:47:14,515
这还是第一次

928
00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:18,519
牧师请别人喝酒

929
00:47:18,519 --> 00:47:22,456
你母亲告诉我你去教堂了

930
00:47:22,456 --> 00:47:26,910
是啊，不是为了你以为的那个原因

931
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:31,398
不管什么原因，谢谢你

932
00:47:31,899 --> 00:47:33,901
谢我什么？

933
00:47:33,901 --> 00:47:37,404
谢你什么都没说

934
00:47:37,404 --> 00:47:40,908
我不是为了你

935
00:47:40,908 --> 00:47:44,378
你是个好儿子

936
00:47:44,378 --> 00:47:46,380
答应我别说

937
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,883
现在，如果你不介意的话，我要下地狱去了