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美剧集散地：http://forum.friends6.com

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Wallflowers_yf翻译

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他倒下了

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观众们近乎疯狂

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“Mike超人”  被  “疯狗Brian”打中了下颚

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“Mike超人”  被  “疯狗Brian”打中了下颚

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七...八...九...

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那新一轮冠军就是...

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等等

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加冕冠军前，我得先好好讲讲前面的事儿

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后面的烂事儿就自己去看吧

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说实话，我自己都不知道是怎么了

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说实话，我自己都不知道是怎么了

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前一周晚上，那只“疯狗”

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我指Brian

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他给“狂暴”开了个Party

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回我那儿吧

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我得承认，“狂暴”就是狂暴

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Yeah~~~

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过会儿见啦

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是很长、很长的一会儿

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天啊，他们还真要...

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做？

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我们回家去庆祝怎么样？

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我们回家去庆祝怎么样？

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等一下，我得找Brian
好

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上次见到他的时候

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他好像一点事儿都没有

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那是他在泡男人

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那是他在泡男人

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他和Justin才分手

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什么？

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你说什么啊？

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Justin又有其他人了

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哎，他们不是一直都在外面有人吗？

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这次不一样

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我等下回来

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真是烦

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他甚至一点儿都不...

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Brian!

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Brian!

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我说过要用小夜曲叫你起床的

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你还说过让我在床上吃早饭呢

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浓巧克力

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还能是什么啊？

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我不敢相信你终于来了

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整晚都跟我在一起

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我是来了

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可呆不了多久

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我得去上课

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然后再去上班

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还得去拿东西

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如果他在怎么办？

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在又怎么样？

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我不管

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我现在跟你在一起

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Brian...

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你他妈跑哪儿去了？没事儿吧？

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给我电话

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一共5块2毛5

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再拿个“狂暴”的T恤

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噢，这个不是卖的

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这书还有吗？

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好像刚卖完

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第二本什么时候出？

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不会出了

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那狂暴和JT后来怎么样了啊？

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还会在一起吗？

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到时候Zephyr的系统会不会玩儿完啊？

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这个很难讲

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继续期待吧

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它会成为经典的

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Brian?

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Brian...

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好啦，把书拿走

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赶紧吃饭，省着凉了

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谢谢

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知道这是谁写的吗？

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我儿子

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Micheal Novotny

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嘿！不许偷吃柠檬条

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虽然你是个天才

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你们做了，是吧？

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我们就知道

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欲仙？~~~  欲死？~~~

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这我得问问清楚

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谁做顶，谁做底啊？

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天那，这话像我说的

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等等，我怎么不知道？

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你们不会真的...

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法庭规矩！

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快回答问题！

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噢，我得说...

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那...

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那是个特别的晚上

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我会记着的

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永远记着

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记什么啊？

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噢，我们没跟你说吗？

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快点说啦！

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真替你们高兴

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没多久你们就得庆祝周年了，就像我们

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周年？

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你们不刚结婚吗？

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我们一直都是庆祝在一起的第一天

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我们一直都是庆祝在一起的第一天

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我有两个朋友，Arnie和Edward

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他们庆祝的是第一次干的那天

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那是一回事儿

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希望你们都能去

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希望你们都能去

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这次别指望有礼物

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那...

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这封怎么办？

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估计他们来不了

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起码不是一起来

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可惜啊

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他是真心爱他的

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Brian也是真心爱他啊

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呵，那就表现出来啊

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他有啊，用他自己的方式

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Brian肯定是隐退了

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被糟蹋了

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被玷污了

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伤心了

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受侮辱了...

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没准他现在想重新开始呢

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没准他现在想重新开始呢

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毕竟不是匹兹堡男一号了

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噢，我的死亡报告还真是夸张啊

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噢，我的死亡报告还真是夸张啊

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你来了多久了？

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够久了

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足够把你们看透

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Brian...

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你没事吧？

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我好着呢，好得不得了

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我好着呢，好得不得了

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傻站着干吗？不干活？

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傻站着干吗？不干活？

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想干什么？

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天很好，想找你散散步，看看风景呗

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天很好，想找你散散步，看看风景呗

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天很好，想找你散散步，看看风景呗

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跟我？倒垃圾的时候？

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是啊，你甩东西还真是在行啊

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没必要就这么离开他吧

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还当着所有人的面

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我本来是想告诉他去搞自己吧

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结果人家已经搞上了

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在后房，和“狂暴”

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那他为你做了这么多

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你怎么能就这样呢？

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我很清楚他为我做了什么

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那你也很清楚他就是这样的人啊

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从一开始就知道

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对，还是你告诉我的

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那你以为能改变他吗？

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以为他就能为你改吗？

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我不想说

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那是不可能的，都结束了

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再说了，你想要的也得到了

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你不也得到了吗？

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我们见面第一天，从他把我带回家、把我做了开始

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我们见面第一天，从他把我带回家、把我做了开始

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你就想让我走了

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Mikey，你的愿望总算实现了

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再也没人碍你的事了

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他归你了

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既然你已经不再跟Brian

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那也没什么理由留在这儿了，对吧？

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那干吗不帮所有人一个忙，也包括你自己

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滚蛋吧

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再靠紧一点点

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好，然后说“口交”

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他们好可爱啊
可爱极了

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好了，过会儿再见你们这对儿鸳鸯了，8

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再见

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他们还真以为咱们做了

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谁都是这么想的

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哎，他们要乱想我们有什么办法？

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他们能乱想，不还是我们要他们乱想的吗？

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他们能乱想，不还是我们要他们乱想的吗？

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这又不是撒谎咯

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又不是我们不想做咯

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我们不要太想做噢
只是那天太晚了

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我吃了太多Rage-Tinis

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我连眼睛都睁不开

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后来我只记得我们都睡着了

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起码咱们是在一张床上

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对，也就是说，从技术上讲

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我们的确睡过了
对，技术上

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甭管怎么说

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到时真的要...要做的时候

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我们只想“做对”

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对吧？

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对

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绝对对
超级对

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对得漂亮

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不，我知道，当然

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完全理解，只是...

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因为我已经不去西藏了

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我以为你会...

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噢，那好，一切顺利

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噢，那好，一切顺利

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恩，你也一样

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8

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八婆

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不好？

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她说她诚心签了租约

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就想要住下来

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我干吗要把房子租给一个法学教授啊？

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只能继续找

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看看校内的房子

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那干吗啊？

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好歹得有个地方住吧

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住这儿啊

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住几天，还是...

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一直住？

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一直住

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为什么不啊？

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只是...

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我们到这步了吗？

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我是说，我们...我们从来都没商量过这事儿

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有什么好商量的？

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这算是种承诺吧

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我们承诺得还不够吗？

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当然

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那还有什么问题啊？你怕我们合不来？

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这个难说啊

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那好，Bruckner教授

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你喜不喜欢开Party？

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会不会整晚整晚大声放音乐？

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会不会在洗手间呆好久？

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还有...

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就差这个了

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我觉得我们相处没问题

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Hi

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没打扰什么吧

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你觉得Ben搬过来住怎么样？

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你觉得Ben搬过来住怎么样？

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哦...

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住这么多人，地方有点小啊

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可我就喜欢小地方挤一堆人

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你和Ted怎么样了？

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对啊，怎么样了？

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我还以为你会咬牙拒绝他呢

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我还以为你会咬牙拒绝他呢

251
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:30,500
那只能说，我想咬的是其他东西

252
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,560
不错

253
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,460
你们总算决定了

254
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:37,030
他一直就在我跟前晃来晃去的

255
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,260
可我还是觉得和好朋友做不合适

256
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,000
可我还是觉得和好朋友做不合适

257
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是吗！

258
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,360
那...那...不好意思

259
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,400
就因为你觉得“不合适”

260
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,260
那又怎么样？

261
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,600
我和Ted就不该像你俩一样快乐了吗？

262
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,630
我不是这个意思

263
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,630
我想要你们什么都好

264
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,060
我想要你们什么都好

265
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,230
当然也包括性生活

266
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,300
只是我不想听啦

267
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,030
你怎么能就这么让他走了？

268
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,930
那你想让我怎么样？

269
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:23,330
跪到地上，求他别走？

270
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,930
其实我一点儿也不奇怪

271
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,900
实际上，我早就看出来了

272
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,600
儿子你听着了吗？

273
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,600
你妈还挺通情达理呢

274
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,660
不光是我，谁都这么想的

275
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,160
像你那么对他，像你那么拒绝他

276
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,930
像你那么对他，像你那么拒绝他

277
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,630
他不跑了才怪

278
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,760
不过...

279
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,400
还不算太晚

280
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,830
什么不晚？
把他找回来

281
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,560
噢...少他妈那样笑我！

282
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,830
噢...少他妈那样笑我！

283
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,660
你只要告诉他你爱他

284
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:58,700
这根本算不了什么，小事而已

285
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,760
然后我们就能高高兴兴在一起了

286
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,030
就像你和Melenie

287
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:04,300
像Mikey和他家教授

288
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,060
再加上Ted和Emmett

289
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,960
那又有什么好怕的？

290
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,760
没事

291
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,460
只是我不是拉拉

292
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,530
也不像那帮没头脑的年轻人

293
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,130
以为学学样子就能找到幸福

294
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,360
以为学学样子就能找到幸福

295
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,230
也就是说你宁可自己过

296
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,100
也不愿意和爱你、包容你一切的人在一起

297
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,000
也不愿意和爱你、包容你一切的人在一起

298
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,160
我从来就没爱过他

299
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,360
就算爱了，也不会让他把我看得比他自己还重

300
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,130
就算爱了，也不会让他把我看得比他自己还重

301
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,730
也不会让他为了讨我欢心就改变自己

302
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,700
我告诉他的是，如果得不到他想要的

303
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,760
就到其他方找

304
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,660
噢，这点他肯定是学会了

305
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:41,930
恭喜

306
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,060
Kiki,新来的女招待

307
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,530
也就是原来的小二，Kenny

308
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,900
跟我说Justin今天不干了

309
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,830
就那么简单

310
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,130
奶酪板又它妈跑哪儿去了？

311
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,200
还有

312
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,330
临走的时候，还留了句话

313
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,330
“跟Debbie说一声我走了”

314
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,260
就他妈的像在逛街似的

315
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,700
怎么了？

316
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,600
里边一点儿肉都没有

317
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,300
女生们不吃肉

318
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,760
“拉拉面条”

319
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,130
天那，Michael

320
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,730
又不是让你给女生吹

321
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,630
妈！

322
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,760
我给那孩子尽了多少力啊

323
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,460
我们也尽力了啊

324
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,100
我都很清楚地告诉他了

325
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,100
告诉什么？

326
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,560
说他是个没良心的自私鬼

327
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,200
说他早就该滚蛋

328
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:43,130
这是你说的？

329
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:44,300
当然了

330
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,500
拿来

331
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,530
你又怎么了？

332
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,460
不管他们俩发生什么

333
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,300
也用不着你去管

334
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,530
可Brian是我好朋友

335
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,530
呵，我可了解你那好朋友

336
00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,030
叫我说啊

337
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,160
Justin干得对

338
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,330
也许那个Ethan还会去珍惜他

339
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,400
Brian才珍惜呢，什么都为他做了

340
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,130
可就是不去爱他

341
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,130
到头来他谁都不爱

342
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,030
连你也不爱

343
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,500
“时光流逝”

344
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,400
“美丽的姑娘再也没有回来”

345
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,930
“于是，野兽远离了这个世界”

346
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,660
“独自一人伤心”

347
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,830
嘿，嘿，嘿

348
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,830
只是个童话嘛

349
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,330
我知道

350
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:45,960
看我找到了什么——

351
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,300
刚在一起时的照片

352
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,000
八年了

353
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,960
就像是眨了眨眼，闪了闪

354
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,830
笑了笑

355
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,900
而你一点儿也没变

356
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,960
你也是

357
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,400
骗人！
骗人！

358
00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,260
看谁来了

359
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,860
噢，Hi，快进来

360
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,230
不会太晚了吧

361
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,930
没有，我们正准备Party呢

362
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,030
你会来的，是吗？

363
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,630
我还有其他事

364
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,300
我来是要给你们这个

365
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,260
没必要送我们...
周年快乐！

366
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,430
等一下

367
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,630
你才刚进门啊

368
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,000
Ethan等我呢

369
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,530
带他一起来啊，如果你愿意

370
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,700
至于会不会碰到Brian

371
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700
至于会不会碰到Brian

372
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,760
想都甭想

373
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,200
他死都不会来的

374
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,400
也不只是因为这个了

375
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000
我以为如果我不来，你们也能好受点儿

376
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,230
我以为如果我不来，你们也能好受点儿

377
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:45,200
你怎么会这么想啊？

378
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,760
你们本来就是他的朋友嘛

379
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,700
可你也是我们的朋友啊

380
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,960
我们爱他和爱你一样多

381
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,930
还没准更多一点

382
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:55,100
所以东西你先留着

383
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,430
到了Party再给我们

384
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,260
看啊！

385
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:20,030
上帝，我以为死了也见不到这天呢

386
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,130
Brian Kinney被拒绝了！

387
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:24,100
他的行情可算是跌了

388
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,030
“全美同志股票协会”认证

389
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:26,760
跟你说

390
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,360
现在可不能到处乱插

391
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,530
听到他们说啥了吗？

392
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:39,400
下流、卑鄙、臭婊子

393
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,700
放那些没味儿的屁

394
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,000
有趣的是，他们听起来倒挺像咱俩的

395
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,200
咱们说说就没事儿

396
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,160
朋友嘛

397
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,660
是不是该过去让他损损咱俩了？

398
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,800
是不是该过去让他损损咱俩了？

399
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,160
噢，好啊，没准他还能好受点儿

400
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,730
我还以为你俩在床上运动呢

401
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,560
我还以为你俩在床上运动呢

402
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,960
噢，这肯定是...

403
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,900
Debbie

404
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,930
噢，还有Vic

405
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,430
“街里的新鸳鸯”

406
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:06,530
我觉得不错

407
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,330
不要听别人说什么好运永远都不会来

408
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,230
不要听别人说什么好运永远都不会来

409
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,430
什么好运？

410
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,830
天那，Vic

411
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,160
你不会是想提Carlos了吧？

412
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,660
那不吓死他们啊？

413
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,330
本来没打算

414
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:20,000
谁...谁是Carlos?

415
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
别提了

416
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,700
她就是嘴大

417
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,060
没感觉嘛

418
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:26,830
Carlos和Vic以前是好朋友，就像你俩

419
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,560
都好几年了，一直特别好

420
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,260
然后有一天Carlos就对Vic说:

421
00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:31,360
“我爱上了一个人”

422
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,530
Vic问“谁”    Carlos说“你”

423
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,200
我警告过他们“已经有的要珍惜”

424
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,660
可人家硬是确定了

425
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,900
三个月以后

426
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,300
Carlos跑得连个影儿都没有

427
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,060
就剩下他自己，整天心神不定的

428
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,730
好多细节都没讲啊

429
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,260
重要的是...       重要的是...

430
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,800
重要的是...       重要的是...

431
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,730
这跟他俩没关系

432
00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:49,960
好好玩儿吧

433
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,960
好好玩儿吧

434
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,700
没想到你有这么多衣服

435
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,230
没想到你有这么多衣服

436
00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:03,430
我也没想到你的柜子这么小

437
00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:05,830
那可怎么塞进去啊？

438
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,560
我们以前可没这问题啊

439
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,560
本来应该是...

440
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,260
...帮你“搬进来”的

441
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:24,960
给你们俩5分钟时间

442
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,400
给你们俩5分钟时间

443
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,700
天啊,Brian

444
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,500
你怎么进来了？

445
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,330
进来尿尿用的钥匙

446
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:34,700
那是应急用的
对啊

447
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,860
没人跟我去Babylon

448
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:37,800
我会死的

449
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,000
你怎么了？

450
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,230
走啦，出去

451
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,530
Ben才刚住进来

452
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,730
命苦啊

453
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,800
你也是

454
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,830
等会儿给你电话吧

455
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,030
Michael

456
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,230
跟他去吧

457
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:07,400
现在？

458
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,160
看看他

459
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,300
可怜虫需要朋友

460
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,130
如果没了你，我也一样

461
00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:16,230
那我们怎么办？你第一天住这儿啊

462
00:24:16,230 --> 00:24:17,260
还有机会嘛

463
00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:20,530
我已经搬进来了

464
00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:21,830
对吗？

465
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,330
可以进了吗？

466
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:43,430
等等，等等

467
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,130
好了

468
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,730
天啊

469
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,930
像是性用品店的样子

470
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,060
闭嘴，上床

471
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,500
OK

472
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,000
闭上眼睛

473
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,100
那干吗？

474
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,060
人家谦虚啊
谦虚？

475
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:13,100
网上看你打了都不下100次了

476
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,960
那可不同

477
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,730
那叫工作

478
00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:20,030
这是你和我，是第一次

479
00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:21,100
我想纯洁点

480
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,130
充满着...

481
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,530
期待...

482
00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:26,360
发现...

483
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,360
快感

484
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,400
闭上啦

485
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,860
好了，睁开吧

486
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:56,830
我的心乱跳

487
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,560
我的手冷得像冰

488
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,330
不好意思

489
00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,300
没事

490
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,660
我们得冷静点

491
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:08,760
放轻松

492
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,560
慢慢来

493
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,960
而且不要期望过高

494
00:26:13,930 --> 00:26:16,500
以防没有...

495
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,800
你知道的...

496
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,630
没有激情...没有火花...

497
00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:24,430
没有激情...没有火花...

498
00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:26,830
我们不会像Vic和Carlos那样的

499
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:32,060
你觉得他们到底怎么了？

500
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,560
最好还是不知道

501
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,800
省得自疑加恐惧

502
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,130
省得自疑加恐惧

503
00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:48,760
Teddy

504
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
什么?

505
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,560
你知道我爱你的，是吗？

506
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,860
你也知道啊

507
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,430
这世上再也没人比你离我更近了

508
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:04,730
这世上再也没人比你离我更近了

509
00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:09,800
那这次不顺利怎么办？

510
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,900
我们还能做朋友吗？

511
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,660
Brian

512
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,660
Brian

513
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,730
我得走了

514
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:09,360
Ben等我呢

515
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,260
你家教授肯定已经吃饱喝足了

516
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,300
做上美梦了

517
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,030
要维生素吗？

518
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:17,960
不了

519
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:24,960
这就像以前一样，是么？

520
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,860
对，你去花人，我带你回家

521
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,660
我是说...

522
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,100
只有你和我

523
00:28:44,230 --> 00:28:45,230
过来

524
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,760
不知道是因为音乐

525
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,200
还是Brian的药

526
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,230
或者真的像他说的

527
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,800
“又回到了以前”

528
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,230
所有事情似乎都开始消失

529
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,960
最后只剩下我们两个

530
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,460
单独在一起

531
00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:34,460
大家都到这边来

532
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,630
好了，说“阴道”

533
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,030
阴道！

534
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800
这也差不多是我们的周年庆了

535
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,660
要准备蛋糕

536
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:53,000
白檀蜡烛

537
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,630
“8周年快乐，Dory和Robyn”

538
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:56,730
阴道！

539
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,830
还要照照相

540
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,260
做个纪念像册

541
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,630
提醒你比去年又老了

542
00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:04,760
还有前年

543
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,630
还要互相撒谎

544
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:09,160
“你气色好极了”
“哪里，你才好极了”

545
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,730
“你，是你...”

546
00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:12,500
嘿，鸳鸯们

547
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,930
你们气色好极了

548
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,800
周年快乐

549
00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:20,500
明年，就轮到你俩咯

550
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,000
就像我们一样

551
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,560
8
好好玩

552
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,260
你见过这么多夫妇吗？

553
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,860
这是新规矩

554
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,300
异性恋能行的同性恋也一样

555
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,730
这像是你舞伴说的

556
00:30:43,730 --> 00:30:45,060
昨晚几点回来的？

557
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,360
不是很晚，你已经睡了

558
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,030
恩，好玩儿么？

559
00:30:49,030 --> 00:30:50,230
老样子老样子

560
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:52,700
还是疯狂音乐、半裸男人

561
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,930
他跑这儿来干吗？

562
00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,330
女生们请来的

563
00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:58,900
还真是有胆儿，敢带新BF来

564
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,530
还真是有胆儿，敢带新BF来

565
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,430
我说选Edward国王

566
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,430
我选Mary皇后

567
00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:11,900
干吗不每人弄个Albert王子，这不就结了？

568
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,160
干吗不每人弄个Albert王子，这不就结了？

569
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,660
我们没在说刺环

570
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,500
是在选厨具

571
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,700
他却一直固执己见

572
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,260
我固执己见？
我又成了固执己见了

573
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:24,000
等我们总算定下来买什么盘子以后

574
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,430
也登了记，办了手续

575
00:31:25,430 --> 00:31:27,300
结果他还反悔了

576
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,530
我本来就可以反悔

577
00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:29,960
那好，没准我也该反悔一下

578
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,900
连仪式也别要了

579
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,100
你怎么能说这种话？

580
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,600
咱们都9个月了啊

581
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:39,730
上帝啊，同志里就再也没守旧的了吗？

582
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,260
不是我愿意管

583
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:48,560
不过我倒是认识一对儿
可以给你们点儿建议

584
00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,200
拿着，宝贝儿

585
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,560
能不能把这些端到外面去？

586
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,160
人家等着吃呢
谢谢

587
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:05,060
嘿

588
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,160
等等

589
00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,000
给我过来

590
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,800
什么时候开始走过也不打招呼了？

591
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,330
什么时候开始走过也不打招呼了？

592
00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:21,630
求你了，已经够烦了

593
00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:23,230
讲点儿礼貌不就好了

594
00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:25,500
讲点儿礼貌不就好了

595
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,130
这他妈是谁？

596
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,800
这是Ethan

597
00:32:30,930 --> 00:32:33,560
我是Debbie，你好

598
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,860
从“阳光”离开家起，一直就是我看着他

599
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,300
从“阳光”离开家起，一直就是我看着他

600
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:37,500
“阳光”？

601
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,130
有什么问题么？

602
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:41,960
没，没有

603
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,460
不管我儿子跟你说了什么

604
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:48,700
他不能代表我，或是其他人

605
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,330
我们都还爱你

606
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:51,900
你始终是这个家里的一员

607
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,030
清楚了么？

608
00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:54,960
恩

609
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,630
明天一早就回餐馆来

610
00:32:57,630 --> 00:32:59,260
明天一早就回餐馆来

611
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:00,260
不许迟到

612
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,960
至于你

613
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,000
你倒挺可爱的

614
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,060
你来这儿干吗？

615
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,460
我肯定被邀请了吧

616
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:28,060
你都说了不来了
我没说

617
00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:31,200
先别管这个，我的两位新朋友...

618
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,000
Ned
Bart

619
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,360
他们就是决定不了

620
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,000
到底是选Mary皇后还是Edward国王

621
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,900
估计你们能帮上忙

622
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:38,830
我得尿个尿了

623
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:51,300
天那，Brian

624
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,030
看着点儿尿

625
00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:55,760
就不能等我完事儿吗？

626
00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:59,200
有什么大不了的，又不是没看过

627
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,700
别忘了洗手

628
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,800
顺便说一下

629
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:11,900
希望你得到想要的

630
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,560
Edward国王不错

631
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,860
Mary皇后是经典

632
00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,360
可我们最后买了Alexandra皇太后

633
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,630
用来吃饭够典雅

634
00:34:28,630 --> 00:34:30,130
日常使用够结实

635
00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:32,960
不错

636
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,130
你觉得怎么样？

637
00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:35,360
是不错

638
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,360
你们在一起多久了？

639
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,160
8年了，还在继续

640
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,200
Kayna Hora

641
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,060
你看到那家伙多大的胆子了吗？
还敢带着BF来？

642
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,830
你看到那家伙多大的胆子了吗？
还敢带着BF来？

643
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,800
都告诉过他滚蛋了

644
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,060
干吗这么说？
瞧他都干了什么啊？

645
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,160
他什么都没干

646
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,800
我们从来就没确定过

647
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,400
他想走就走，我也是

648
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,430
你只是这么说罢了
他是个自私狂

649
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:04,530
别说了
他利用了你

650
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:05,500
在你这儿索取,从来就不回报

651
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,700
在你这儿索取,从来就不回报

652
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,900
我说了别说了

653
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,900
这就是你救他一命的结果

654
00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:09,900
这就是你救他一命的结果

655
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:11,160
叫我说，根本就不值

656
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,200
要不是你，他还在那儿躺着...

657
00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,430
我们又回来了

658
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:22,060
短暂重述后的惊人一击

659
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:25,600
“Mike强人”一屁股坐在了地上

660
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
Michael!

661
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,560
Brian他什么毛病？

662
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,630
你这个禽兽

663
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:35,760
伤我的孩子

664
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,800
天那，你没事儿吧？

665
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,800
王八蛋

666
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,800
别，别打！

667
00:35:41,330 --> 00:35:42,700
男人是不是总这样？

668
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,200
我没事儿
我看看，宝贝儿，我看看

669
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,260
Brian，我看你还是走吧

670
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,400
马上！

671
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,400
混蛋

672
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,500
看也别看他...

673
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,400
没有彩灯球？

674
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,300
没有

675
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,200
没有假阳具？

676
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,130
没有

677
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,300
没穿睡衣？

678
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,160
只有我，光溜溜的

679
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,260
我们是不是100%要做？

680
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:48,860
我们是不是100%要做？

681
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,600
100%？

682
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,530
不

683
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:59,730
可你不觉得应该冒一下险吗？

684
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,930
估计10分钟之后就知道了

685
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,030
10分钟？

686
00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:07,000
怎么说...也得半个小时吧

687
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,400
好

688
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,460
开始吧

689
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:20,830
等一下

690
00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:24,400
我...我只想说

691
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,060
不管发生什么

692
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,960
我答应你绝对不会跑得连影没有

693
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:37,030
那我答应你不会精神错乱

694
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,500
等一下

695
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,100
好运，Teddy

696
00:37:51,830 --> 00:37:53,130
腿分开吧

697
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,330
我上班呢，你干吗？

698
00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,660
把这个给你

699
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:35,030
化妆品？

700
00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,160
拿着

701
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,930
天啊

702
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:41,830
往下滴血呢

703
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:43,360
装的什么啊？

704
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,430
你妈的心脏

705
00:38:48,530 --> 00:38:50,260
是Kansas产的牛排

706
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,330
23块一磅

707
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,360
把它放到眼睛上，然后吃掉

708
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,600
真他妈谢了

709
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,930
疼吗？

710
00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:04,360
得了吧

711
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,130
你从来就没打过我

712
00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,600
不过就我说的那些话

713
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,030
挨打也活该

714
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,300
你肯定是很爱他了

715
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,560
我第一天就告诉他了，我不相信爱，相信...

716
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,200
做爱，我知道

717
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,700
不过当然除了你

718
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,030
我很高兴

719
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,660
我要你继续下去

720
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,000
根本没门儿

721
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,060
可你有工作要做

722
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:51,230
"狂暴"，第一卷，第二册

723
00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:52,960
"狂暴"，第一卷，第二册

724
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,300
算了吧

725
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,200
那小Mike的梦怎么办？

726
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,860
他只能去梦别的了

727
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:08,100
要不要...

728
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,200
去餐馆吃点东西？

729
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,130
去餐馆吃点东西？

730
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,400
我还有事儿

731
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,000
Hi

732
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,600
我叫...
无所谓

733
00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:11,500
我是你要的那种吗？

734
00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:14,100
差不多

735
00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:26,560
300块

736
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,530
预金

737
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,860
卧室在那边

738
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:34,800
转身