1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:02,769 One, two, three, four, five, six, 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:03,904 shake it, dude. 3 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,761 Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,405 Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,709 Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,580 Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:55,970 Kiss today goodbye 8 00:00:56,644 --> 00:01:02,493 And point me toward tomorrow 9 00:01:02,528 --> 00:01:13,200 We did what we had to do 10 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:15,142 Won't forget, 11 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,010 Can't regret 12 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:20,914 What I did for... 13 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,015 Shit! 14 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,719 It's that time of the month again. 15 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,521 When your "little friend" comes to visit? 16 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,523 When every gay charity on the fucking planet 17 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,491 tries to hit me up for a table at their benefit, 18 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,893 or an ad in their booklet, 19 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,503 or a sperm sample for their silent auction. 20 00:01:37,579 --> 00:01:40,601 And unfortunately, it's also that time of the month for my credit card bills. 21 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,002 I've never seen so many zeroes. 22 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,505 Except for a mixer at the gay and lesbian center. 23 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,836 How are you going to pay for them all? 24 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:48,542 How many blow jobs can you give in an hour? 25 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:49,543 Not enough. 26 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,044 Not nearly enough. 27 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,881 I guess I'll have to come up with the cash some other way. 28 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,917 Look, we sold almost 3,000 copies of "Rage" on the net last month alone. 29 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,751 I could give you some money. 30 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,685 No. 31 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,387 Why not? 32 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,256 I'm not taking your money. 33 00:02:03,071 --> 00:02:04,775 I thought we were partners. 34 00:02:04,838 --> 00:02:05,815 We are. 35 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:07,823 Then why won't you let me give you money? 36 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:08,629 Because I don't need your help. 37 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,301 I don't need anyone's help. 38 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:16,436 What I need is... 39 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:18,331 Chivas Regal. 40 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,155 Yeah, sure. 41 00:02:19,185 --> 00:02:21,633 You may be a pauper, but you drink like a prince. 42 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,942 Make it two. On me. 43 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:25,799 Keep it. 44 00:02:27,992 --> 00:02:29,792 You won't even let me buy you a drink? 45 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,360 Ah-H. I can still afford to tie one on 46 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:40,536 without any assistance from you. 47 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:44,149 Brian, I don't know what the fuck your problem is. 48 00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:46,565 You help everyone. 49 00:02:47,436 --> 00:02:51,459 Liberty Avenue would be a police state if it wasn't for you. 50 00:02:52,113 --> 00:02:54,240 And now, when you need help... 51 00:02:54,694 --> 00:02:57,144 Hey, Todd. How's it going? 52 00:02:57,194 --> 00:02:58,324 Fine. 53 00:02:59,204 --> 00:03:00,326 Where was I? 54 00:03:00,361 --> 00:03:02,421 Um, "When... when I need help"? 55 00:03:02,456 --> 00:03:04,541 Right. You won't take it. 56 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,762 You want to know why that is? 57 00:03:06,797 --> 00:03:08,018 Pourquoi? 58 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:11,893 Because you always have to be the one in charge, 59 00:03:11,928 --> 00:03:14,590 the one who's in control, the one who's on top. 60 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,843 Mm-hm. 61 00:03:19,195 --> 00:03:20,731 You got it. 62 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:23,722 So where is he this time? Huh? 63 00:03:23,757 --> 00:03:24,880 Movies, little league? 64 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,110 Look, I told you... 65 00:03:26,145 --> 00:03:27,152 Yeah, yeah, I know. You don't have a clue. 66 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,328 Like I believe that. 67 00:03:28,332 --> 00:03:30,733 I don't care what you believe. He took off. 68 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,500 Not exactly the first time he's run away, is it? 69 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,733 So I'd say it's safe to assume he's back on the streets. 70 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,711 And what about your little boyfriend? Huh? 71 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,210 He doesn't seem to be around either. 72 00:03:38,247 --> 00:03:39,602 He's gone to find him. 73 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,575 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class. 74 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,406 Oh, and I have a custody hearing on Tuesday. 75 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:45,981 And if Jimmy's not there, 76 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:48,373 I'm going to have the cops all over your little boyfriend's ass. 77 00:03:48,736 --> 00:03:49,960 You hear me? 78 00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:52,115 'Cause keeping a kid away from his mom, 79 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,370 that's called contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 80 00:03:56,056 --> 00:03:58,097 And if he took him, that's kidnapping. 81 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,285 I could have him arrested. 82 00:03:59,816 --> 00:04:01,048 You wouldn't do that. 83 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,727 You're a smart guy, professor. 84 00:04:04,762 --> 00:04:08,476 You figure out how many years your little sweetie could be locked up for. 85 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:14,219 "Angels Over Pittsburgh", 86 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:16,434 "Teen Suicide Prevention Hotline", 87 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:18,180 "Transgender Shelter", 88 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,305 "The Marriage Initiative". 89 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,582 Jesus. We must get invited to 10 of these fundraisers a day. 90 00:04:21,617 --> 00:04:23,151 Look, Ted gets them too. Huh. 91 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,007 Must be on the same victims' list. 92 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:28,064 I'm happy to contribute to a worthy cause as much as the next guy, 93 00:04:28,099 --> 00:04:31,024 or gal, but can't they hit up on somebody else for a change? 94 00:04:31,059 --> 00:04:33,264 If we give any more, someone's going to have to throw us a benefit. 95 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,206 Hey, girls. 96 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:36,347 I'd love to shmooze, 97 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,615 but I've got to slip into a bubble bath, get dressed and be out the door in five. 98 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:40,664 Got a hot date? 99 00:04:40,699 --> 00:04:42,697 From your lips to the gay god's ears. 100 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:45,167 Vic and I are doing an event tonight for "Think Positive." 101 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,955 Another benefit? Does it ever end? 102 00:04:47,014 --> 00:04:49,399 Well, if we don't take care of each other, who will? 103 00:04:49,925 --> 00:04:52,399 Funny, Ted had an orchid looked just like that. 104 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:55,054 Poor thing was hanging on by a tendril. 105 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:59,126 He used to call it "Droopy", short for "Droopus Orchidus". 106 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:01,108 Say hello to Droopy. 107 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:04,923 What are you doing with it? 108 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:08,011 Lesbians are notorious for having black thumbs. 109 00:05:08,343 --> 00:05:10,641 He called us, asked us to take in his mail and... 110 00:05:10,676 --> 00:05:11,888 take care of his plants. 111 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:15,185 He off to the black and blue party in Sardinia? 112 00:05:15,994 --> 00:05:17,540 He's in rehab. 113 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,705 He checked himself in. 114 00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:29,415 And we thought we'd go visit him. 115 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,518 How about coming with us? 116 00:05:30,712 --> 00:05:32,369 Uh, can't. 117 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,737 Benefit. 118 00:05:33,772 --> 00:05:35,187 Doesn't have to be tonight. 119 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:38,528 I'm really busy. 120 00:05:38,563 --> 00:05:40,494 I'm sure he could use the support. 121 00:05:41,627 --> 00:05:44,442 What an interesting thing to hear coming from you, Mel. 122 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,098 You were practically the first to condemn him and... 123 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:49,058 and now you're, what, his cheerleader? 124 00:05:49,377 --> 00:05:51,169 He's trying to help himself. 125 00:05:52,057 --> 00:05:54,656 Isn't that what you wanted? 126 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,284 You think you could leave it on something for longer than a second? 127 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,334 What difference does it make? It's all shit. 128 00:06:05,369 --> 00:06:06,688 The barbecued chips? 129 00:06:06,723 --> 00:06:07,495 Too late. 130 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:08,967 And the Cap'n Crunch? 131 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,286 That ship sailed. 132 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,205 I had a whole bag. 133 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:13,968 Gone. 134 00:06:15,151 --> 00:06:17,416 So how much longer do we have to stay here? 135 00:06:17,451 --> 00:06:18,924 Have you seen what it's doing outside? 136 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:20,781 It's practically a monsoon. 137 00:06:21,105 --> 00:06:23,728 When it lets up, I say we head off to Mexico, 138 00:06:23,732 --> 00:06:25,572 grow moustaches and become drug lords. 139 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,641 What do you say? 140 00:06:26,989 --> 00:06:28,805 Why do I bother? 141 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:31,396 I don't hear you coming up with some brilliant plan. 142 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:32,701 I'd better, and soon. 143 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,317 We're running out of cash, fast. 144 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,449 You have a credit card. 145 00:06:35,484 --> 00:06:37,872 If I use it, they can track us. 146 00:06:40,742 --> 00:06:41,653 It's Ben. 147 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:43,284 Dude, what's up? 148 00:06:44,084 --> 00:06:45,728 Hey, pal. Uh, how's it going? 149 00:06:45,755 --> 00:06:49,445 We're stuck in a shit hole motel in the pouring rain, down to our last cheeto, but... 150 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,075 other than that, life is beautiful. 151 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,265 Give me that. 152 00:06:53,132 --> 00:06:53,685 Ben? 153 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,826 Michael, Michael. A-are you okay? 154 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:58,028 I'm fine. We're both fine. 155 00:06:58,073 --> 00:07:00,323 Listen, uh, Hunter's mom came by again. 156 00:07:00,348 --> 00:07:01,123 What did you tell her? 157 00:07:01,158 --> 00:07:02,465 That he ran away 158 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,430 and you went looking for him and... 159 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:05,667 Look, she didn't believe me. 160 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,500 Now she's threatening to have you arrested. 161 00:07:07,555 --> 00:07:08,484 For what? 162 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,563 Kidnapping, 163 00:07:09,598 --> 00:07:11,731 contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 164 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:14,118 Can she do that? 165 00:07:14,289 --> 00:07:17,295 All I know is, she can make a lot of trouble for all of us. 166 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,031 That is why you have to come back. 167 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:22,090 I told you, I'm not going to let her take him. 168 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,282 You can't just hide out forever. 169 00:07:24,807 --> 00:07:26,121 We'll be okay. 170 00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:27,749 Please. 171 00:07:27,775 --> 00:07:29,978 Now, tell me where you are. 172 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:33,265 I don't want you to get in trouble, or to have to lie. 173 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:35,268 Oh, dammit, Michael. 174 00:07:35,303 --> 00:07:36,891 Mi... michael? 175 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,298 Fuck it. 176 00:07:40,515 --> 00:07:41,594 Where are you going? 177 00:07:41,818 --> 00:07:44,925 To get us something to eat before we starve to death. 178 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,522 It's three days. 179 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,734 Three fucking days, and not one fucking word. 180 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,400 Deb, I got the tuna melt. 181 00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:01,939 And I got the turkey wrap? 182 00:08:01,974 --> 00:08:02,985 Sorry. 183 00:08:04,136 --> 00:08:06,594 Except for this strange, cryptic message: 184 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:09,149 "Don't worry, ma, I'm all right." 185 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,056 Doesn't sound strange or cryptic to me. 186 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,331 Well, you're not a mother. 187 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,510 I just talked to him, Debbie, and he's all right. 188 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:15,896 He is not all right. 189 00:08:15,931 --> 00:08:17,729 A mother can always read between the lines. 190 00:08:19,036 --> 00:08:21,498 It's the first time since Michael's learned how to pick up a phone 191 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:23,005 that we haven't talked three times a day. 192 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,315 Three? 193 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:27,383 I know, it... it explains so much. 194 00:08:27,438 --> 00:08:29,855 Ben, honey, the next time you talk to him, would you 195 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:33,145 please tell him I love him up to the sky and back? 196 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:35,216 Sure, Debbie. 197 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:38,310 And if he's not back here pronto, I'm going to rip his balls off. 198 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,731 Why don't you let me make a few phone calls, 199 00:08:40,766 --> 00:08:43,209 find out about this custody hearing, see if there's anything I can do. 200 00:08:43,244 --> 00:08:45,748 Thank you. That would be great if you could. 201 00:08:48,514 --> 00:08:49,683 Hey, Deb, where's mine? 202 00:08:49,788 --> 00:08:50,596 Don't you worry about it, honey. 203 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,045 You can settle up later, 204 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:53,830 after you're back on your feet, baby. 205 00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:56,733 There. 206 00:08:57,888 --> 00:08:59,365 Lunch is on me. 207 00:08:59,400 --> 00:08:59,965 Brian. 208 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,778 What? I'm not allowed to treat my friends? 209 00:09:01,813 --> 00:09:02,649 Brian, it's okay. 210 00:09:02,684 --> 00:09:03,484 We can handle it. 211 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,367 Yeah, as soon as you get another job... 212 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,088 By 4:30 this afternoon, I intend to be reinstated 213 00:09:08,092 --> 00:09:10,878 in my former position, and with a sizable raise. 214 00:09:10,913 --> 00:09:12,041 Vance asked you back? 215 00:09:12,076 --> 00:09:12,486 Brian, that's great! 216 00:09:13,191 --> 00:09:14,248 Wow. 217 00:09:14,283 --> 00:09:16,777 I'm going to try and be as gracious as long as I possibly can, 218 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:18,889 then I'm going to stick it to the motherfucker. 219 00:09:18,924 --> 00:09:20,166 You can keep the change, Deb. 220 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,686 There's a change in the weather 221 00:09:22,721 --> 00:09:25,302 a change in the sea 222 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:30,677 and from now on there'll be a change in me 223 00:09:30,712 --> 00:09:33,082 My walk will be different 224 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:35,909 My talk and my name 225 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:40,139 Nothing about me's gonna be the same 226 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:43,552 I, uh... crashed. 227 00:09:45,205 --> 00:09:47,052 I think I was out for... 228 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,490 a day or so. 229 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:52,087 When I finally came to, 230 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,717 the party was still going on. 231 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,456 Well, the party was always going on. 232 00:09:57,161 --> 00:10:00,678 The guys were downstairs, watching porn. 233 00:10:00,713 --> 00:10:04,552 Uh, the ones that weren't too tweaked out of their minds, that is. 234 00:10:07,819 --> 00:10:10,883 And they were... they were really into it. 235 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,634 It looked hot. 236 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:21,677 So I drew a little off of Dr. C's pipe... 237 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,896 and... 238 00:10:27,189 --> 00:10:30,091 that's when I saw the guy in the video... 239 00:10:32,059 --> 00:10:33,909 the one getting gang-banged. 240 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,599 It was me. 241 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,635 That's how out of control I was. 242 00:10:57,015 --> 00:10:59,504 God only knows if they were using condoms. I... 243 00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:02,994 I'll have to take a test. I-I... I don't... I-I... 244 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:10,393 I don't feel very optimistic. 245 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,330 Anyway... 246 00:11:22,396 --> 00:11:24,660 that's when I knew that if I... 247 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,309 I-if I didn't come here... 248 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,088 I could be dead. 249 00:11:38,287 --> 00:11:40,039 I know how hard that was for you. 250 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:43,881 Just remember, nobody was judging you, 251 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:47,229 because we've all been there, in our own way. 252 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,374 Well, your being there made it a whole lot easier. 253 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,194 I'm glad. 254 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,622 In fact, I-I keep thinking, 255 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,367 you know, if all this hadn't happened, 256 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:58,198 if I hadn't come stumbling through that door... 257 00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:02,700 I mean, we might not ever have seen each other again. 258 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:11,287 Um, so, you want to, uh... you want to grab some lunch or...? 259 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,390 Yeah. Uh... 260 00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:17,068 Let me just check my messages, 261 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,268 and I'll meet you in the lounge. 262 00:12:44,245 --> 00:12:45,960 Well, this is a surprise. 263 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,201 I thought they outlawed shock therapy. 264 00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:51,113 Hello, Teddy. 265 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,068 How'd you find me? 266 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,235 Don't tell me I ended up in the papers again. 267 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:58,562 Mel and Linz told me you'd checked yourself in. 268 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,190 Oh. Hmm. 269 00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:03,915 I thought it was only us faggots who couldn't keep our mouths shut. 270 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:10,705 I'm happy, uh, if that's the word, 271 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,526 that... that you're here. 272 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,978 Well, you know, nothing like a little R & R in a cosy little B & B. 273 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,703 So, how... how long are you... 274 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,269 Not long at all. Nah. Feeling... feeling good as new already. 275 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,773 They tell me I'm, uh... I'm making remarkable progress, so... 276 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:28,894 Glad to hear it. 277 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:30,861 Just be careful. 278 00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:33,758 You know, you don't want to rush it or... 279 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,294 or... what? 280 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:42,753 Nothing. 281 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:46,420 Or I'll wind up using again? Is that... 282 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:47,886 Is that what you were going to say? 283 00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:51,470 All I meant was, y-y-you know, be careful not to 284 00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:54,195 take the cupcakes out of the oven till they're done. 285 00:13:57,552 --> 00:13:59,665 Well, isn't that profound. 286 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,474 And in case you haven't noticed, 287 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:07,698 I'm not a cupcake. Okay? 288 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:11,016 And I have no intention of winding up back here, in the losers' lounge. 289 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,045 Look, I didn't come here to upset you. 290 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,282 Then why did you? What, to just see for yourself how far I've sunk? 291 00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:16,322 No... 292 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,282 I told Mel and Lindsay I didn't want anyone visiting me. 293 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,037 Since when am I "anyone"? 294 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,934 Hey, Ted, you might want to grab some lunch before it's all... 295 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,619 Blake, uh... 296 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:27,845 you remember... 297 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,216 Emmett. 298 00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:30,893 Of course. 299 00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:33,729 Back again, or haven't you ever left? 300 00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:35,688 Blake isn't a patient. 301 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:38,158 He's a substance abuse counsellor, 302 00:14:38,193 --> 00:14:40,082 and a damn good one. 303 00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:42,800 Well, if anyone knows his stuff, it's you. 304 00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:44,813 Yeah, he's been amazing. 305 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,024 Yeah, I don't know what I would have done if, uh... 306 00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:47,982 if he hadn't been here. 307 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,727 Look, I, uh, just came to make sure you're all right, and 308 00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:54,282 it seems like you are. So... 309 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:05,080 Now you say you're sorry 310 00:15:05,115 --> 00:15:11,172 For being so untrue 311 00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:16,412 Well you can cry me a river 312 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:20,462 Cry me a river 313 00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:24,495 I cried a river over... 314 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:25,769 You... 315 00:15:26,199 --> 00:15:27,553 look great. 316 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,209 Whiskey? 317 00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:34,354 Little early for happy hour. 318 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,479 You're here, I'm happy. 319 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,145 So, did you hear the news? 320 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,765 Stockwell was indicted 321 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,838 in the cover-up of that young man's murder. 322 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:54,166 Mayor Deekins has... demanded his resignation. 323 00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:55,018 Oh, my. 324 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:56,832 How the mighty have fallen. 325 00:15:57,267 --> 00:16:00,500 Damn lucky for Vangard he didn't bring us down with him. 326 00:16:01,647 --> 00:16:03,064 So... 327 00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:05,851 name your price. 328 00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:07,591 For what? 329 00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,967 To come back, of course. 330 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,871 We need you here. 331 00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,540 I need you here. 332 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:15,947 I don't know, Gardner. It's not just a matter of the money. 333 00:16:16,752 --> 00:16:18,960 There are other issues. 334 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,459 Jacuzzi in my private bathroom. 335 00:16:24,312 --> 00:16:26,733 An unlimited expense account. 336 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,195 Loyalty. 337 00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:33,524 I give you my word... 338 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:37,702 and my handshake. 339 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,816 Now, I'll just need you to sign this. 340 00:17:00,781 --> 00:17:02,646 Non-competition clause? 341 00:17:02,681 --> 00:17:03,746 It's just a formality. 342 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,641 So this is why you wanted me back? 343 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,537 You're afraid I was going to raid the pantry? 344 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:11,605 And here I thought it was me that you didn't want to lose. 345 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,449 You're not giving yourself enough credit. 346 00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:18,000 I'm giving myself all the credit. 347 00:17:18,035 --> 00:17:20,444 I brought in all of our major accounts, 348 00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,926 I created their campaigns, 349 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,484 I convinced the world it couldn't live without their products. 350 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,552 And they would leave with me faster than a 10-second spot. 351 00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:30,142 But if I sign this, they'd all be off-limits. 352 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,448 I wouldn't count my clients before they're snatched. 353 00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:43,208 He's 16, he's tall, skinny, he's got long dirty-blond hair, 354 00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:45,312 he's got a bit of an attitude. 355 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:48,426 Haven't seen him. Sorry. 356 00:17:58,029 --> 00:17:59,088 Hunter? 357 00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:02,924 Where the fuck have you been? I've been looking all over for you. 358 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,869 Come on, let's eat. Dinner's on me. 359 00:18:04,904 --> 00:18:06,166 Where did you get that? 360 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,197 How many truckers did you have to fuck to get it? 361 00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:12,237 Just one. And it was only a blow-job. 362 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,944 That's a relief. 363 00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:15,488 How could you? 364 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,647 How could I what? 365 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,441 We're broke. Isn't that what you said? 366 00:18:21,863 --> 00:18:23,610 Okay, that's it. Let's go. 367 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,952 - To Mexico? - To Pittsburgh. 368 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,313 No way! You promised. 369 00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:27,523 I'm breaking it. Now come on. 370 00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:28,756 Get the fuck off me. 371 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,288 Listen to me, you little asshole. 372 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:32,940 I risked everything for you. 373 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,497 Now you're going to do what I tell you. 374 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,538 We're going to go back and fight, 375 00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:42,904 and then we're going to try and turn you into a normal human being, which... 376 00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:44,773 at the moment... 377 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:49,482 flapping my arms and flying to the moon seems like a better bet. 378 00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:52,045 Move it! 379 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:09,172 Hey, can't you see I just cleaned there? 380 00:19:13,392 --> 00:19:14,703 A little testy tonight? 381 00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:16,999 What do they think I'm doing this for, my health? 382 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,086 Actually, you are. 383 00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:26,032 I wonder if they made Elizabeth Taylor do this. 384 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,336 Absolutely. 385 00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:28,779 In her diamonds. 386 00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:32,055 Yeah well, maybe I'd feel better about it if I was wearing a 600-carat choker. 387 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:34,091 I'll pick one up for you while I'm out. 388 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:38,519 Sorry. 389 00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:40,487 I'm just feeling a little... 390 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:41,813 upset? 391 00:19:43,863 --> 00:19:47,542 Constipated, actually. I haven't had a bowel movement since I got here. 392 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,641 So forget the choker, just bring me some metamucil. 393 00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:53,436 Look. 394 00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:56,414 I know what you're going through. 395 00:19:57,607 --> 00:20:00,015 It wasn't that long ago I was going through it myself. 396 00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:02,005 Yeah. 397 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,190 I know, I remember bringing you here. 398 00:20:06,394 --> 00:20:07,892 Then I came back to see you and... 399 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:09,775 and I was gone. 400 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:14,960 Yeah. It, uh... wasn't very nice of me. 401 00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:17,194 It was fucking shitty. 402 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,831 I cared about you. I... 403 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,903 I more than cared about you. 404 00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:34,024 I know. I-I know. That's... that's why I had to leave. 405 00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:35,718 To spare me the pain? 406 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:36,869 And myself. 407 00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:40,320 From you seeing me that way. 408 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:45,195 Huh. Well, now it's my turn. 409 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,361 I'm the one down on my hands and knees, scrubbing the floor. 410 00:20:48,773 --> 00:20:51,634 The one they all come to gawk at, so they can feel superior, 411 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,518 like Emmett. 412 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,733 Well, I'm sure he felt just as uncomfortable as you did. 413 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,431 I guess it takes something like this for a person to reveal their true colours, huh? 414 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:02,582 Well, at least I have you. 415 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,665 And you're the only one who knows how it feels, 416 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,357 and what it's like. 417 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,915 I have to go. 418 00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:15,788 A hot date? 419 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:18,821 Actually, yeah. 420 00:21:18,856 --> 00:21:21,608 We're going to see "Lucia". 421 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:24,982 Oh. 422 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:29,672 That's nice. I-I didn't know. I-I mean, uh, you know, 423 00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:30,671 that you like opera. 424 00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:34,149 Thanks to you, I'm hooked. 425 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:39,326 Well, at least it's one addiction you don't have to go to rehab for, right? 426 00:21:39,696 --> 00:21:40,887 Good night. 427 00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:44,474 Have fun. 428 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:03,275 I missed you so much. 429 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,119 You too. 430 00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:06,083 Hey! What about me? 431 00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,799 Ah, come here, pal. 432 00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,853 Hey, did you behave yourself? 433 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,884 He was a perfect angel. 434 00:22:12,919 --> 00:22:14,398 I was a perfect angel. 435 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,304 All right. 436 00:22:16,722 --> 00:22:19,208 Huh, thank god you're both safe and in one piece. 437 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:21,818 At least it's still in one piece. 438 00:22:21,853 --> 00:22:24,490 You'll be happy to know Hunter and I are both okay too. 439 00:22:29,924 --> 00:22:30,894 What's this? 440 00:22:32,572 --> 00:22:33,858 A burger box. 441 00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,322 You ate in my car? 442 00:22:35,357 --> 00:22:36,910 We were in a hurry to get home. 443 00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:37,931 We didn't want to stop. 444 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:41,029 So you turned my car into a recycling bin. Christ. 445 00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:43,192 You know, it's like that time in 7th grade 446 00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:44,573 when I lent you my brand new 10-speed. 447 00:22:44,608 --> 00:22:47,978 You brought it back, the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn. 448 00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,778 I was hit by a bus. 449 00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:54,276 Well, this is the last time I ever loan you... 450 00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:57,890 What was that for? 451 00:22:57,925 --> 00:23:01,225 For giving me the wheels right out from under you for no good reason, 452 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,412 other than... 453 00:23:02,947 --> 00:23:04,156 you love me. 454 00:23:06,979 --> 00:23:08,400 You're pathetic. 455 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,987 And so is this car. 456 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,721 Now I have just enough time to get it washed. 457 00:23:11,756 --> 00:23:12,402 How do I look? 458 00:23:12,437 --> 00:23:13,736 Like a million bucks. 459 00:23:14,253 --> 00:23:15,243 Don't sell me short. 460 00:23:15,506 --> 00:23:16,519 Ten. 461 00:23:21,975 --> 00:23:22,673 Wish me luck. 462 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:23,688 You don't need it. 463 00:23:36,738 --> 00:23:42,375 Are the stars out tonight? 464 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:46,877 I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 465 00:23:46,912 --> 00:23:51,121 'Cause I only have eyes 466 00:23:51,156 --> 00:23:54,647 for you... 467 00:23:57,193 --> 00:24:00,829 ...because I consider you to be my most important client... 468 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,845 ...because I regard you as my most valuable account... 469 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:06,578 ...because no one's close personal friendship means more to me than yours... 470 00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:08,766 ...I wanted you to be the first to know... 471 00:24:11,489 --> 00:24:13,167 ...I'm starting my own agency. 472 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,729 That's great news, Brian. 473 00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:15,855 Well, congratulations, Brian. 474 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,528 Way to go, partner! 475 00:24:17,563 --> 00:24:19,181 It's a big step, I know. 476 00:24:19,223 --> 00:24:21,950 But I'm confident that by focusing on a small, 477 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:23,561 select list of clients, 478 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,446 I can still provide the same innovative campaigns you've come to expect, 479 00:24:26,496 --> 00:24:30,203 but... with the personal attention only a boutique operation can offer. 480 00:24:30,238 --> 00:24:31,640 Sounds like a hell of a plan. 481 00:24:31,725 --> 00:24:34,696 Well, if anyone can pull this off, Brian, you can. 482 00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:36,904 I like what I'm hearing, partner. 483 00:24:37,095 --> 00:24:39,152 And that's why I'd like to put Eye-Conic Optics... 484 00:24:39,302 --> 00:24:40,722 I want Brown Athletics... 485 00:24:40,757 --> 00:24:42,623 Frawley Open-Fire Steak Houses... 486 00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:45,350 at the very top of my list. 487 00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:54,240 And I only have eyes 488 00:24:54,724 --> 00:25:01,221 for you 489 00:25:02,517 --> 00:25:04,635 Want to pass the ziti, sweetie? 490 00:25:05,057 --> 00:25:06,156 Sure, ma. 491 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,093 See how nice she's being? That's how I know. 492 00:25:09,298 --> 00:25:10,472 What? 493 00:25:10,507 --> 00:25:12,189 That she's pissed. 494 00:25:12,224 --> 00:25:13,905 She's just waiting for the right moment. 495 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:17,696 Right there! 496 00:25:17,731 --> 00:25:19,816 Will you sit down and finish eating already? 497 00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,333 Well, look who's here. 498 00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,066 Hi. 499 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,104 Hi. 500 00:25:26,139 --> 00:25:27,467 Jesus Christ! 501 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:28,972 What the hell are you two supposed to be? 502 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,703 I'm Mother Superior. 503 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,006 And I'm Frederich. 504 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:36,454 I can only dream of what perversions go on in your house. 505 00:25:36,489 --> 00:25:38,603 Let me guess: "The Sing-a-Long Sound of Music." 506 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,460 It was a benefit for paediatric aids. 507 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:43,742 I bet you worked up an appetite climbing all those mountains. Sit down, eat. 508 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,461 No, no, no. We didn't come to eat. 509 00:25:45,496 --> 00:25:46,850 Hunter, give me a dollar. 510 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,320 You short of cash, honey? 511 00:25:48,355 --> 00:25:49,737 Vic, get the tea canister. 512 00:25:49,772 --> 00:25:51,206 No, it has to come from Hunter. 513 00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:52,174 What for? 514 00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:54,860 I petitioned the court to appoint me your guardian ad litum. 515 00:25:54,895 --> 00:25:55,926 My what? 516 00:25:55,961 --> 00:25:57,831 It means I can represent you at the hearing, 517 00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:00,180 explain to the judge why your mother shouldn't get custody, 518 00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:03,018 and why it's in your best interest to remain where you are, 519 00:26:03,053 --> 00:26:04,571 with Michael and Ben. 520 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,896 So, what do you say? 521 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,663 Fuck, yeah! 522 00:26:09,953 --> 00:26:13,167 You see? I told you we should do this the right way. 523 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:15,645 Yeah, instead of running off without telling your mother. 524 00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:17,875 Ow. 525 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:18,755 I told you. 526 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:19,941 Yes, you did. 527 00:26:23,094 --> 00:26:25,265 By the time you're done decimating 528 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,999 his client list, Vance will be asking you for a job. 529 00:26:28,034 --> 00:26:28,893 Ah, we'll see. 530 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:30,494 Stop being modest. 531 00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,077 I was aiming for smug. 532 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,841 How do you like the name I picked out for your new agency? 533 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,665 "Kinnetik." 534 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,666 With two "ns". 535 00:26:40,177 --> 00:26:41,111 That's clever. 536 00:26:41,146 --> 00:26:42,316 It's genius. 537 00:26:50,113 --> 00:26:52,838 Excuse me, uh, but if no one's sitting here, I was wondering... 538 00:26:52,873 --> 00:26:56,126 Look, I'm, um... I'm very flattered you should ask, so... 539 00:26:56,161 --> 00:26:58,844 don't take this the wrong way, but... fuck off. 540 00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:04,445 I was going to ask if I could borrow the stool. Asshole. 541 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,891 Buy you a drink? 542 00:27:06,477 --> 00:27:09,964 I'm... I'm very flattered you should ask, so don't take... 543 00:27:10,992 --> 00:27:12,256 Hello, boys. 544 00:27:13,317 --> 00:27:15,319 Sorry, Miss Dietrich, I mistook you for my friend, 545 00:27:15,354 --> 00:27:16,680 Emmett Honeycutt. 546 00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:19,059 We're going to Babylon. You want to come? 547 00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:23,952 Oh, I'm not really in the mood for men, or muscles, or music. 548 00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:26,450 I'd rather stay here, get shit-faced. 549 00:27:26,485 --> 00:27:29,135 Well, you passed shit-faced about 10 miles back. 550 00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:31,582 So I've had a few cocktails. 551 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,823 What, does that... does that qualify me for rehab? 552 00:27:34,058 --> 00:27:36,410 Besides, I've already been there. 553 00:27:36,445 --> 00:27:37,521 Did you see Ted? 554 00:27:37,701 --> 00:27:40,721 And you'll never guess who's there with him. 555 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,785 Liza? 556 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:43,761 Robert Downey, Jr.? 557 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,686 Ben Affleck. 558 00:27:44,721 --> 00:27:45,556 Matthew Perry? 559 00:27:45,591 --> 00:27:48,518 Blake, the tweaked-out twinkie! 560 00:27:49,454 --> 00:27:50,841 Isn't that great? 561 00:27:51,632 --> 00:27:53,317 You know, some assholes never learn. 562 00:27:53,352 --> 00:27:54,819 Oh, no, no, no, no. He's learned. 563 00:27:54,854 --> 00:27:57,193 He's even gotten a degree. 564 00:27:57,828 --> 00:27:59,889 He's a drug abuse counsellor. 565 00:27:59,924 --> 00:28:01,453 Yeah. 566 00:28:01,704 --> 00:28:04,554 A few days in Dr. Boytoy's care and... 567 00:28:01,582 --> 00:28:06,421 Mr. Schmidt's as good as new. 568 00:28:07,221 --> 00:28:12,082 Let's, um... Let's have a drink to his remarkable recovery. Shall we? 569 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,864 Oh, fuck. 570 00:29:32,547 --> 00:29:34,996 Stop it. You know that drives me nuts. 571 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,686 Does it? 572 00:29:38,997 --> 00:29:40,439 Then how about we go again? 573 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,612 That'd make three. 574 00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:46,174 God, I missed kissing you. 575 00:29:48,492 --> 00:29:49,668 Holding you. 576 00:29:58,921 --> 00:30:00,631 What? 577 00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:02,266 I'm just looking. 578 00:30:05,927 --> 00:30:08,057 You are so beautiful. 579 00:30:10,554 --> 00:30:12,814 You're kind of cute yourself. 580 00:30:16,027 --> 00:30:18,685 Sometimes I wonder why... 581 00:30:20,390 --> 00:30:21,500 I mean... 582 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,962 how you could ever love me. 583 00:30:26,497 --> 00:30:28,089 What are you talking about? 584 00:30:31,725 --> 00:30:33,800 I feel like such an idiot. 585 00:30:34,982 --> 00:30:37,267 Running off with Hunter the way I did. 586 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:39,596 I should've just... 587 00:30:40,415 --> 00:30:42,288 stayed here, like you said, 588 00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:45,135 instead of putting everybody through 589 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,337 "Mikey and Hunter's Excellent Adventure". 590 00:30:47,372 --> 00:30:51,184 It was so not cool. It was so immature. 591 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,699 And what kind of message is that to give to a kid? 592 00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:55,735 Hold it. 593 00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:57,668 What you did was incredible. 594 00:30:59,061 --> 00:31:00,255 It was? 595 00:31:02,873 --> 00:31:08,507 Not only do I admire you for having the balls to do it... 596 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:12,795 I'm actually kind of jealous. 597 00:31:15,094 --> 00:31:16,646 Jealous? 598 00:31:17,028 --> 00:31:19,297 How you put Hunter's safety above your own, 599 00:31:20,165 --> 00:31:21,610 without a second thought. 600 00:31:23,404 --> 00:31:25,178 I wouldn't call that immature. 601 00:31:25,213 --> 00:31:27,237 I would call that... 602 00:31:29,738 --> 00:31:30,914 love. 603 00:31:52,582 --> 00:31:54,555 It's a special place. 604 00:31:55,302 --> 00:31:58,646 Special as in unique, fabulous, one-of-a-kind? 605 00:31:58,681 --> 00:32:01,698 Or special as in, "there are schools where they can teach him to dress himself"? 606 00:32:03,146 --> 00:32:03,705 Mom? 607 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,143 Hi, honey. 608 00:32:05,526 --> 00:32:06,179 Hi, honey. 609 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,938 I mean special as in, 610 00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:12,341 it's for a certain kind of person. A person who's, uh... 611 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:16,832 has no children, who's single, a person who... 612 00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:18,810 Let's face it, brian. It's a fuckpad. 613 00:32:18,932 --> 00:32:21,631 Mom. What are you doing here? 614 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:23,068 So how much do you think I can get for it? 615 00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:24,394 Get for what? 616 00:32:25,499 --> 00:32:27,059 I'm selling the loft. 617 00:32:27,402 --> 00:32:28,530 What? 618 00:32:29,384 --> 00:32:31,378 Well, it was either cut my expenses or cut my wrists. 619 00:32:31,413 --> 00:32:33,563 So I've just opted for the tidier of the two. 620 00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:36,362 Listen, I'll call you later with some comps. 621 00:32:37,139 --> 00:32:38,359 We can set a price. 622 00:32:38,496 --> 00:32:39,700 Bye, darling. 623 00:32:40,849 --> 00:32:42,948 And I won't be charging commission. 624 00:32:44,391 --> 00:32:47,344 After all you've done for Justin, it's the least I can do. 625 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:51,860 You're not selling your loft. 626 00:32:52,289 --> 00:32:53,481 It's your home. 627 00:32:53,516 --> 00:32:54,764 Not for long. 628 00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:56,755 I thought you were starting your own agency, 629 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,568 that your clients were going to go with you. 630 00:32:58,603 --> 00:33:00,164 Yeah well, they turned me down. 631 00:33:00,952 --> 00:33:03,154 Best laid plans of mice and ad-men. 632 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,555 There has to be a better way. 633 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:05,871 A loan. 634 00:33:05,906 --> 00:33:09,899 $100,000 in debt and unemployed? I'm not exactly a very good risk. 635 00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:11,577 Get a job at another agency. 636 00:33:12,254 --> 00:33:14,895 Yeah. I do have an offer. It's in Scranton. 637 00:33:15,366 --> 00:33:16,751 It's at half my salary. 638 00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:18,273 Oh, Christ. 639 00:33:19,113 --> 00:33:20,882 You never should've listened to me. 640 00:33:21,948 --> 00:33:23,582 I-I didn't. I listened to me. 641 00:33:24,248 --> 00:33:26,847 Besides, it's just four walls and a floor. 642 00:33:27,008 --> 00:33:27,852 And... 643 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:30,705 top-of-the-line appliances, and stainless steel countertops. 644 00:33:30,951 --> 00:33:33,105 And imported Italian fixtures. 645 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,245 It's more than that. 646 00:33:36,773 --> 00:33:38,877 It's where we made love for the first time. 647 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,336 That wasn't love. I just... 648 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,828 gave you a rim-job and fucked your brains out. 649 00:33:47,245 --> 00:33:49,174 It was love to me. 650 00:34:01,962 --> 00:34:03,055 Vic. 651 00:34:03,784 --> 00:34:04,373 Vic! 652 00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:07,918 Do... do you have to do that? 653 00:34:07,953 --> 00:34:11,558 I guess we could give each guest a claw and a straw, 654 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:12,790 let him suck the meat out. 655 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:17,692 What I need's an Advil, or a gun. 656 00:34:17,727 --> 00:34:19,680 Someone had a few too many last night. 657 00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:24,543 How about I wash the greens, gently? 658 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:29,280 Where's the fucking strainer? 659 00:34:29,315 --> 00:34:32,447 I can't find a thing in this goddamn kitchen. 660 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:34,724 What's the matter with my goddamn kitchen? 661 00:34:34,759 --> 00:34:36,960 We had everything we needed over at Ted's. 662 00:34:36,995 --> 00:34:38,304 So go to Ted's. 663 00:34:38,339 --> 00:34:39,386 We can't go to Ted's. 664 00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:40,802 Would you two, please? 665 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:43,302 Make a list and I'll pick everything up. 666 00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,670 We won the sweepstakes. 667 00:35:08,514 --> 00:35:10,668 Opening of a new Q-mart. 668 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,703 Fundraiser for the Center. 669 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,646 Christ, another one? 670 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:18,922 Oh. 671 00:35:19,593 --> 00:35:21,401 Look, Vic. You got a postcard. 672 00:35:23,814 --> 00:35:25,553 From Michelangelo. 673 00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:28,121 That must've been lost in the mail a long time. 674 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,720 Actually, we met at a faerie gathering. 675 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,481 The Tony Awards? 676 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,537 It's a group of gay men who gather in the woods 677 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:39,116 to rediscover our spirit of joy. 678 00:35:39,151 --> 00:35:41,048 And get laid in the bushes. 679 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,996 Michelangelo isn't his real name. 680 00:35:43,031 --> 00:35:44,963 It's his faerie name. We all had them. Mine was... 681 00:35:44,998 --> 00:35:45,988 Cherub. 682 00:35:47,881 --> 00:35:50,389 I went right after I was diagnosed. 683 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:54,179 I was devastated. I didn't know how I could go on so... 684 00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:56,585 I swallowed my scepticism. 685 00:35:57,149 --> 00:35:59,768 Turned out to be one of the most healing experiences of my life. 686 00:36:02,435 --> 00:36:04,777 You know, honey, maybe that's what you need. 687 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,172 Running around in the woods with a bunch of faeries? 688 00:36:08,307 --> 00:36:10,795 Thanks, but I'll stick to Advil. 689 00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:15,934 "Stockwell Indicted." 690 00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:19,726 Seeing a headline like that restores my faith in humanity. 691 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,418 Makes me want to buy shoes. 692 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,918 Birkenstocks? 693 00:36:21,415 --> 00:36:24,600 Manolos. 694 00:36:24,835 --> 00:36:26,660 But since we're saving up for the new arrival, 695 00:36:26,695 --> 00:36:29,643 I'll have to find some other means to express my joy. 696 00:36:27,087 --> 00:36:31,457 We all have Brian to thank. 697 00:36:31,492 --> 00:36:33,127 He is the Wizard of Oz. 698 00:36:33,647 --> 00:36:35,171 There wasn't any wizard. 699 00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:37,908 There isn't any "Concerned Citizens for the Truth". 700 00:36:38,043 --> 00:36:40,674 Brian paid for that commercial against Stockwell himself. 701 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,077 - What? - You're kidding. 702 00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:44,127 Now he's $100,000 in debt. 703 00:36:44,379 --> 00:36:47,194 He has to sell off everything he owns, even the loft. 704 00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:51,516 Never dreamed I'd be saying this, but... 705 00:36:51,551 --> 00:36:53,556 I wish there was something we could do. 706 00:36:53,591 --> 00:36:57,009 I tried offering him the money I made from "Rage", but he wouldn't take it. 707 00:36:57,044 --> 00:36:58,708 He's too proud for that. 708 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,865 So what are we supposed to do? 709 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:05,053 Stand around and watch while he loses everything? 710 00:37:05,472 --> 00:37:06,812 It's his choice. 711 00:37:06,847 --> 00:37:08,444 "It's his choice"? 712 00:37:08,579 --> 00:37:09,736 That's it? 713 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:10,849 I thought you cared about him. 714 00:37:10,884 --> 00:37:14,794 I do. But I also know Brian would never be beholden to anyone. 715 00:37:19,662 --> 00:37:22,676 You have in front of you, your honour, Mrs. Montgomery's social worker's report, 716 00:37:22,711 --> 00:37:26,234 including a psychological evaluation, testimony from her new employer, 717 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:30,273 a signed lease for her apartment rental, and an approved credit card application. 718 00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:32,335 Did he include her girl scout badge? 719 00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:36,162 Hopefully, upon reviewing these documents, your honour will concur that Mrs. Montgomery 720 00:37:36,197 --> 00:37:39,342 has taken admirable initiative in overcoming severe hardship, 721 00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:41,498 so that James may be returned to her care. 722 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,358 Mind if I heave? 723 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:44,493 Don't say another word. 724 00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:46,533 Just sit there and shut up. 725 00:37:47,319 --> 00:37:48,115 Your Honour. 726 00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:49,584 Ms. Marcus. 727 00:37:49,619 --> 00:37:52,409 I don't mean to diminish Rita Montgomery's admirable initiative, 728 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:54,494 but you'll also find another set of documents, 729 00:37:54,529 --> 00:37:56,955 including her arrest for stabbing her husband, 730 00:37:56,990 --> 00:38:00,063 testimony from neighbours recounting her repeated drug abuse, 731 00:38:00,098 --> 00:38:02,652 as well as a statement from her own son 732 00:38:02,687 --> 00:38:06,484 describing how she coerced him from the age of 12 on into acts of prostitution. 733 00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:08,332 That's not... that's not true! 734 00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:09,629 The fuck it's not! 735 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,756 Young man, please allow your lawyer to speak for you. 736 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,138 That's what she's being paid for. 737 00:38:13,173 --> 00:38:13,965 Yeah. A buck. 738 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,503 Now she wants him back. 739 00:38:15,538 --> 00:38:18,931 Well, I contend Rita Montgomery is unfit to be James' mother, 740 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:22,230 and it would be detrimental to his physical and emotional well-being 741 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:24,239 to be returned to her so-called care. 742 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,707 Your honour, may I... 743 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,891 No, Mr. Landrey, you may not. 744 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,279 I'd like to examine all documents in my chambers. 745 00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,237 I'm calling a 15-minute recess. 746 00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:32,690 All rise. 747 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,984 Okay, um, salmon poacher. 748 00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:51,203 Popover pan. 749 00:38:58,126 --> 00:39:01,080 Strainer. Strainer, strainer, strainer... 750 00:38:59,306 --> 00:39:01,728 Under the sink. 751 00:39:01,763 --> 00:39:04,345 Jesus-fucking-Mary-and-Joseph! 752 00:39:05,618 --> 00:39:07,683 Oh, you scared the shit out of me. 753 00:39:07,818 --> 00:39:09,110 Sorry. 754 00:39:11,425 --> 00:39:13,236 I didn't know you were back. 755 00:39:14,539 --> 00:39:16,679 Vic needed some things, so... 756 00:39:16,914 --> 00:39:20,187 Don't mind me. Just take whatever you want and, uh... 757 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,980 What are you doing here? 758 00:39:27,215 --> 00:39:28,912 Aren't you supposed to be in... 759 00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:30,541 In rehab? 760 00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:32,554 Yeah. I left. 761 00:39:32,839 --> 00:39:34,559 Kudos to your counsellor. 762 00:39:34,594 --> 00:39:37,218 Must be the fastest cure on record. 763 00:39:37,603 --> 00:39:40,480 What with the cost of health care these days, they don't like you to linger too long. 764 00:39:42,316 --> 00:39:44,955 In fact, they're thinking of putting in a drive-thru window. 765 00:39:48,156 --> 00:39:50,121 Don't you think that's funny? 766 00:39:50,356 --> 00:39:51,772 A drive-thru window? 767 00:39:53,036 --> 00:39:55,593 Yeah, Teddy. You're a real scream. 768 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,330 'Fraid I-I don't know when I've had more laughs than with you. 769 00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:01,452 Well, you must feel real good that the last one's on me. 770 00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:03,960 How I've managed to totally fuck up my life. 771 00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:06,972 Sorry. Don't plan pity parties. 772 00:40:08,661 --> 00:40:11,462 I'm not asking for your pity. I'm just stating a fact. 773 00:40:11,989 --> 00:40:14,491 Well, then here's another one. 774 00:40:14,526 --> 00:40:17,854 You're not going to get better sitting on the sofa. 775 00:40:18,694 --> 00:40:21,229 So why don't you take your sardonic wit and... 776 00:40:21,264 --> 00:40:24,535 and your superior, "I'm not like those other losers" attitude 777 00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:26,779 and get your ass back there. 778 00:40:26,814 --> 00:40:28,406 What? So they can fix me? 779 00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:32,883 It's too late. 780 00:40:33,186 --> 00:40:35,151 I'm beyond repair. 781 00:40:37,861 --> 00:40:40,482 I have nothing. 782 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:44,693 No future, no friends. 783 00:40:46,836 --> 00:40:48,979 No job, no lover. 784 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,671 What's the point? 785 00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:57,198 I might as well be dead. 786 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,267 Then do it. 787 00:41:01,477 --> 00:41:02,780 What? 788 00:41:03,415 --> 00:41:05,409 I said, "Then do it." 789 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,185 Go on. 790 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,052 Kill yourself. 791 00:41:10,587 --> 00:41:12,192 Doing us all a favour. 792 00:41:12,527 --> 00:41:16,180 Only, uh... only, don't be a man about it. 793 00:41:17,636 --> 00:41:19,458 Be a queen. 794 00:41:20,264 --> 00:41:23,564 Mood music. Yeah. 795 00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:28,125 And... oh. Here, it's, uh... it's not quite a dagger, but it'll do in a pinch. 796 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,721 Go on. 797 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:36,033 The good news is, you can finally be Maria Callas. 798 00:41:37,179 --> 00:41:39,618 Plunge it into your heart, like Tosca. 799 00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:43,152 Tosca didn't stab herself. She jumped off a roof. 800 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,565 Even better. 801 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,243 Feel free to scream or... 802 00:41:48,278 --> 00:41:50,653 sing as loud as you want. 803 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:54,986 Because nobody's listening. 804 00:41:58,852 --> 00:41:58,986 Judge: 805 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:07,120 Having reviewed all the documents, there's no doubt, Mrs. Montgomery, 806 00:42:07,155 --> 00:42:12,509 that alcohol and drug abuse, as well as a violent home life, made you unfit 807 00:42:12,544 --> 00:42:14,847 to give your son the proper care he deserved. 808 00:42:14,882 --> 00:42:20,183 Still, there's every indication that you've made great strides to break free from your past. 809 00:42:20,218 --> 00:42:25,476 It is also my overwhelming personal feeling that a child belongs with its natural parent, 810 00:42:25,511 --> 00:42:29,387 as long as that parent can provide a safe and nurturing environment. 811 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:32,370 This court is therefore willing to give you a second chance 812 00:42:32,405 --> 00:42:34,952 by granting you custody of James. 813 00:42:35,799 --> 00:42:37,216 Thank you. 814 00:42:37,115 --> 00:42:39,485 I hope you will also give your mother a second chance. 815 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,112 There's no way in hell I'm going with her! 816 00:42:41,130 --> 00:42:44,117 If you don't, young man, I'll be forced to hold you in contempt. 817 00:42:44,152 --> 00:42:45,444 This court is adjourned. 818 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,503 All rise. 819 00:42:46,638 --> 00:42:47,604 Ben! 820 00:42:47,639 --> 00:42:49,493 I told you this would happen. Mel... 821 00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:51,459 I'm so sorry, honey. We did the best we could. 822 00:42:51,494 --> 00:42:52,667 Jimmy? 823 00:42:53,759 --> 00:42:57,791 Um, I promise everything's going to be better from now on. 824 00:43:06,104 --> 00:43:07,500 Sure it will, mom. 825 00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:13,021 James. 826 00:43:13,338 --> 00:43:15,057 I forgot to tell you; 827 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,507 I'm HIV-positive. 828 00:43:18,257 --> 00:43:19,919 That's not very funny, Jimmy. 829 00:43:19,954 --> 00:43:21,213 It's true. 830 00:43:21,248 --> 00:43:22,409 Ask them. 831 00:43:23,353 --> 00:43:24,982 It's true. 832 00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:27,138 Oh. 833 00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:31,147 Oh, you fucking... dirty little faggot! 834 00:43:32,223 --> 00:43:33,836 The fuck, you're trying to give it to me? 835 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:41,204 Ms. Marcus, Mr. Landrey, may I see you? 836 00:43:49,436 --> 00:43:52,837 My mom told me there's someone who's interested in buying the loft. 837 00:43:54,568 --> 00:43:58,162 Couple of designer fairies. Can't wait to turn it into a moroccan bordello. 838 00:43:58,197 --> 00:43:59,376 Hey, let's grab a drink. 839 00:43:59,611 --> 00:44:04,039 Uh... better readthe fine print. Another fucking benefit. 840 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:06,498 Wonder what the worthy cause is this time? 841 00:44:06,619 --> 00:44:08,303 "Send a tranny to summer camp"? 842 00:44:08,338 --> 00:44:09,502 Ah, come on. 843 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:25,433 What I did for love 844 00:44:26,486 --> 00:44:41,057 What I did for love 845 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:56,007 Ben... 846 00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:59,065 Some suckers just cannot wait to give their money away. 847 00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:00,768 It's for a worthy cause. 848 00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:07,327 What the fuck's going on here? 849 00:45:07,362 --> 00:45:09,036 We're having a little fundraiser 850 00:45:09,071 --> 00:45:12,009 for a very special organization. 851 00:45:13,074 --> 00:45:14,930 Perhaps you've heard of them. 852 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:17,655 "Concerned Citizens for the Truth"? 853 00:45:18,356 --> 00:45:22,373 You see, they've made a very significant contribution to our community. 854 00:45:23,089 --> 00:45:24,739 They've helped us, 855 00:45:25,274 --> 00:45:28,180 and now we hear they're in need of... 856 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:31,890 well, a little help themselves. 857 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:36,496 So, huh, we, the community, would like to give something back. 858 00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:38,804 It may not be all that they need... 859 00:45:40,703 --> 00:45:42,081 but it's a start. 860 00:45:43,238 --> 00:45:45,968 We're hoping you'll accept this... 861 00:45:47,898 --> 00:45:49,713 on their behalf. 862 00:46:00,767 --> 00:46:02,017 Go on, open it. 863 00:46:19,984 --> 00:46:22,094 Uh, I-I-I've only known the... 864 00:46:22,129 --> 00:46:26,724 "Concerned Citizens for the Truth" for a short time, but, um... 865 00:46:26,759 --> 00:46:30,535 I've known them long enough to know that they don't like to accept handouts. 866 00:46:32,713 --> 00:46:35,421 Uh, charitable donations. 867 00:46:40,128 --> 00:46:44,128 But I guess this time I'm just going to have to tell them that... 868 00:46:44,237 --> 00:46:47,955 once in a while, we could all use a little help, and... 869 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,604 they're just going to have to swallow their fucking pride and... 870 00:46:53,739 --> 00:46:55,721 say... 871 00:46:57,465 --> 00:46:59,248 thank you. 872 00:47:00,937 --> 00:47:02,531 Good for you, hon. 873 00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:11,352 ...Shout there's gonna be a great day 874 00:47:11,977 --> 00:47:18,755 Angels in the sky promise that by and by there's gonna be a great day 875 00:47:20,823 --> 00:47:23,793 The night's still young. What do you say we hit some after-hours clubs? 876 00:47:23,828 --> 00:47:25,992 Excuse me, young man? 877 00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:26,962 You've got school tomorrow. 878 00:47:26,997 --> 00:47:30,002 Christ, don't tell me you're going to turn into my goddamn parents. 879 00:47:30,037 --> 00:47:32,035 Hey, you heard what the judge said. 880 00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:32,865 You can live with Michael and Ben 881 00:47:32,890 --> 00:47:34,477 provided you stay on your best behaviour. 882 00:47:34,492 --> 00:47:37,349 And we intend to keep an eye on you, just to make sure you do. 883 00:47:38,006 --> 00:47:41,051 Well, I knew I'd live long enough to see gay marriages... 884 00:47:41,919 --> 00:47:45,891 but I never thought I would live to see Brian Kinney accept help, 885 00:47:46,226 --> 00:47:47,391 and say "thank you"! 886 00:47:47,426 --> 00:47:49,961 I thought I even saw a tear in his eye. 887 00:47:50,596 --> 00:47:51,996 Didn't you? 888 00:47:55,704 --> 00:47:58,945 Honey, I'm worried about you. 889 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:03,191 That famous flame of yours is just about out. 890 00:48:03,546 --> 00:48:07,568 What you could use is a generous sprinkling of faerie dust. 891 00:48:11,218 --> 00:48:12,483 See you, guys. 892 00:48:15,206 --> 00:48:18,091 Hey, Darren, Shanda Leer was great tonight. 893 00:48:18,126 --> 00:48:20,275 Oh, well, it's what I do for love. 894 00:48:22,539 --> 00:48:24,420 Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh 895 00:48:24,455 --> 00:48:26,425 can sleep soundly in your bed tonight, 896 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,394 knowing the loft is still yours. 897 00:48:30,090 --> 00:48:33,565 Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own bed. 898 00:48:46,171 --> 00:48:47,972 Hey, here comes one. 899 00:48:52,117 --> 00:48:53,574 Hey, faggot. 900 00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:55,756 Yeah, you. 901 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,322 Nice dress. Going dancing? 902 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:02,502 Let me go. Leave me alone. 903 00:49:02,537 --> 00:49:05,490 Not before you suck on this, you fucking faggot. 904 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:07,588 ...In the early morn you will hear his horn 905 00:49:07,623 --> 00:49:12,091 screamin' it's not far away hold up your hands 906 00:49:12,126 --> 00:49:16,492 and say there's gonna be... 907 00:49:16,527 --> 00:49:19,861 for all to see... 908 00:49:19,896 --> 00:49:31,135 there's gonna be a great big swinging crazy wonderful day 909 00:51:32,834 --> 00:51:36,013 Moo!