1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,920 One, two, three, four, five, six, 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,379 shake it, dude. 3 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,820 Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,623 Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,877 Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,255 Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,512 Sonny makes me sunny 8 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:57,558 He makes the skies watch over me 9 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:01,646 Better not be a parakeet in there, jane. 10 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,521 Huh? 11 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:05,856 Obviously you're not up on your gay film history. 12 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,984 Whatever happened to Baby Jane? 13 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:11,737 Starring the two greatest bitch-goddesses in the history of the human race: 14 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,574 Ms. Joan Crawford and Ms. Bette Davis. 15 00:01:14,576 --> 00:01:18,619 "Ms. Crawford and I ne-e-ever got along." 16 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,913 I ne-e-ever saw it. 17 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,501 I suppose there's no point even mentioning Esther Blodgett. 18 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:24,878 I know that one. 19 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,296 It's "A Star is Born", right? 20 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:29,048 Well thank god. He really is gay. 21 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:30,425 Eat. 22 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:32,177 No thanks. 23 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,262 Tuna salad. Not parakeet. 24 00:01:34,304 --> 00:01:35,013 I'm not hungry. 25 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:37,098 Well, you're going to need your strength. 26 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,975 Huh, for what? 27 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,645 The doctor says I might have a permanent limp. 28 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:44,147 That should brighten up my act. 29 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:46,024 What are you listening to the doctors for? 30 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:48,109 After they stuffed my brain back into my head, 31 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,945 they told me I'd never draw again. 32 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,196 And do you? 33 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,155 Yes... 34 00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:56,076 For about 15 minutes and my hand starts to shake. 35 00:01:56,118 --> 00:01:58,076 So I use a computer. 36 00:01:58,078 --> 00:01:59,705 But the point is... 37 00:01:59,746 --> 00:02:01,081 You went on! 38 00:02:01,123 --> 00:02:02,040 Right. 39 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:03,875 So will you. 40 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,132 You're so, uh... 41 00:02:10,966 --> 00:02:12,301 Reasonable. 42 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:16,472 I keep hoping when they catch my bashers, 43 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:18,015 They'll sentence them to life in prison, 44 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:21,059 and they'll get fucked nightly by prisoners with AIDS. 45 00:02:21,143 --> 00:02:22,644 That's gruesome. 46 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:25,147 It doesn't cost anything to dream. 47 00:02:27,232 --> 00:02:30,778 When it happened to you, weren't you angry? 48 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:34,531 I tried not to think about it. 49 00:02:34,615 --> 00:02:37,034 I can't stop thinking about it. 50 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:40,162 I see their faces... 51 00:02:40,204 --> 00:02:43,249 Their boots smashing into me. 52 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,169 I even hugged this one guy's foot to my stomach, 53 00:02:47,211 --> 00:02:49,547 hoping it'd stop him from kicking me. 54 00:02:51,424 --> 00:02:53,134 It didn't. 55 00:02:53,718 --> 00:02:56,429 If you're still holding on to that boot, 56 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,306 then you're still on the ground taking it. 57 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:02,059 Forget about it. 58 00:03:02,101 --> 00:03:04,562 Listen, if you'd been reduced to jerking off with your left hand... 59 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:07,773 You'd want them dead too. 60 00:03:16,199 --> 00:03:18,534 What's the matter, baby? Tummy ache? 61 00:03:19,994 --> 00:03:22,372 What is it, Michael? A migraine? 62 00:03:22,705 --> 00:03:25,124 Impacted wisdom teeth. 63 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:28,044 But you had them all extracted. 64 00:03:28,086 --> 00:03:29,879 Emmett doesn't know that. 65 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:31,047 Oh. 66 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:32,298 What possessed me? 67 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,342 Why did I ever agree to go with him? 68 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:36,386 Because you're a good- hearted human being 69 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:38,471 Who would do anything for his friend. 70 00:03:38,513 --> 00:03:40,849 Cause I'm a lame- brained doormat 71 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:41,891 Who doesn't know how to say no. 72 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,309 It'll only be a couple of days. 73 00:03:43,351 --> 00:03:45,353 It's more like an eternity. 74 00:03:45,395 --> 00:03:47,856 We've discussed these radical faerie gatherings in my class. 75 00:03:47,897 --> 00:03:49,441 This guy, Harry Hay... 76 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:50,358 I've heard of him. 77 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,192 Started them in the '70s. 78 00:03:51,234 --> 00:03:54,195 They're supposed to be a very empowering and enlightening experience. 79 00:03:54,237 --> 00:03:56,698 Well, if they're so empowering and enlightening, 80 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:57,949 Why don't you go? 81 00:03:57,991 --> 00:04:00,660 I have classes, there's Hunter. 82 00:04:01,495 --> 00:04:03,413 Anyway, Emmett asked you, not me. 83 00:04:03,455 --> 00:04:05,582 I'm not going. No way? 84 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:06,666 No way. 85 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,794 Darren asked me to thank you 86 00:04:08,835 --> 00:04:10,253 for all the food you've sent him, Deb. 87 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:11,755 The poor kid. It's the least we can do. 88 00:04:11,797 --> 00:04:12,839 How's he doing? 89 00:04:12,881 --> 00:04:14,257 I'm afraid it's going to be a while before 90 00:04:14,299 --> 00:04:16,218 Shanda Leer appears in public again. 91 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:19,221 Well, at least he has one ray of sunshine in his life. 92 00:04:19,262 --> 00:04:20,973 Ben: Tell him we'll miss him at the Center tonight, 93 00:04:21,014 --> 00:04:22,933 But we're going to make sure this never happens again. 94 00:04:25,978 --> 00:04:26,812 Hi, Em. 95 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:32,651 Wh... are you ready to find your inner faerie? 96 00:04:32,693 --> 00:04:34,361 When I do, I just hope he looks more 97 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:36,196 like Tinkerbell than Captain Hook. 98 00:04:36,905 --> 00:04:38,949 You all packed? 99 00:04:38,991 --> 00:04:39,591 Em, I... 100 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,744 Uh, before you say anything. 101 00:04:43,203 --> 00:04:44,204 As we all know, 102 00:04:44,246 --> 00:04:46,999 I have been going through some pretty tough times lately. 103 00:04:47,082 --> 00:04:50,002 I guess you could say my headlights are on low beam. 104 00:04:50,628 --> 00:04:54,507 But if this faerie frolic will turn the brights back on, 105 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:57,384 Well, what the fuck, I'll give it a try. 106 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:59,804 More power to you, sweetheart. 107 00:05:00,888 --> 00:05:02,890 Whatever happens, uh, 108 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:05,851 The important thing is, I will always... 109 00:05:05,893 --> 00:05:09,146 Always be grateful that, uh... that your son 110 00:05:09,188 --> 00:05:11,816 , uh, your boyfriend... 111 00:05:11,857 --> 00:05:13,693 My best pal... 112 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,111 Will be there with me, 113 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:19,198 Offering his love and support. 114 00:05:31,794 --> 00:05:33,796 Well, we'd better get a move on, 115 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:36,090 Or else these faeries won't get their wings. 116 00:05:41,095 --> 00:05:41,930 Bye, honey. 117 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:43,264 Bye. 118 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:45,225 Bye, honey. 119 00:05:51,731 --> 00:05:52,607 Ben: Oh. 120 00:05:52,941 --> 00:05:57,862 So it was actually a good thing I left here that night. 121 00:05:57,904 --> 00:05:59,781 See, my, uh, my condo needed dusting. 122 00:05:59,823 --> 00:06:02,033 I don't really trust my cleaning lady, 123 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:05,620 And, uh, it gave me time to think... 124 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:09,291 About where I should be and what I should be doing. 125 00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:12,127 So I came back... 126 00:06:13,211 --> 00:06:15,172 Although it hasn't been easy, 127 00:06:15,255 --> 00:06:17,090 And every day's been a challenge. 128 00:06:17,132 --> 00:06:19,050 But you did it. 129 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:21,928 And now it's time for me to leave... 130 00:06:22,888 --> 00:06:26,475 With clear eyes and my head held high. 131 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:30,854 Guess that's what happens when you have a great counsellor... 132 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:34,066 And your health insurance runs out. 133 00:06:35,817 --> 00:06:37,736 He'll be back. 134 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:40,197 What did you say, Jonathan? 135 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,241 I said he'll be back. 136 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:45,661 Sure, for group, as an out-patient. 137 00:06:45,702 --> 00:06:48,703 I mean back using. And then back here. 138 00:06:48,705 --> 00:06:51,123 Jesus, Jonathan, can't you be positive? 139 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:53,001 Huh, well I'm that too. 140 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:56,422 Doesn't mean I have to laugh at Billy Crystal here doing his stand-up. 141 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:59,049 It's not going to be any different for you than it is for the rest of us. 142 00:06:59,091 --> 00:07:00,884 You're wrong. 143 00:07:00,926 --> 00:07:03,345 Aw, you'll find out soon enough. 144 00:07:03,387 --> 00:07:05,890 It's not the same world you left when you came here. 145 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,600 I'm going to be all right. 146 00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:09,518 I'll make sure of it. 147 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,147 Well, just in case, we'll leave a light on for you. 148 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:18,569 It's an interesting offer. 149 00:07:18,611 --> 00:07:21,197 It's a first rate company, Mr. Kinney. You'd fit right in. 150 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:24,617 Interesting in that they think I'd actually agree to it. 151 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:26,786 Two-thirds of what I was previously making, 152 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:30,665 a lesser title, and no profit sharing until the fifth year? 153 00:07:30,706 --> 00:07:32,625 Times are tough, Mr. Kinney. It's a job. 154 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:35,795 Uh, you mean indentured servitude. 155 00:07:35,837 --> 00:07:37,213 Then you're passing? 156 00:07:37,255 --> 00:07:39,632 You can tell them I've just taken a new position. 157 00:07:39,966 --> 00:07:41,259 Bye-bye. 158 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,052 I can't believe you just did that. 159 00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:44,387 Flipped you on your back? 160 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:45,972 Flipped off that head-hunter. 161 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:47,432 I can do better. 162 00:07:47,473 --> 00:07:48,891 Doing what? 163 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:51,894 Working for myself instead of other people. 164 00:07:51,936 --> 00:07:53,563 I thought all your clients turned you down. 165 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:55,607 Fuck them. I'll get others. 166 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:57,066 What if you can't? 167 00:07:57,108 --> 00:07:59,736 You'll be destitute. You'll have nothing. 168 00:07:59,777 --> 00:08:02,655 Since when did you turn into a Jewish mother? 169 00:08:02,697 --> 00:08:04,240 Or Michael? 170 00:08:04,282 --> 00:08:06,743 You're just taking an awfully big risk. That's all. 171 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,872 Well... What's one more? 172 00:08:11,748 --> 00:08:15,794 Besides, if I don't do this now, I never will. 173 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:24,678 Something tells me we're not in Pittsburgh any more. 174 00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:28,223 Something tells me we're not even on the planet any more. 175 00:08:31,893 --> 00:08:33,937 You two must be virgins. 176 00:08:34,229 --> 00:08:37,190 Haven't been a virgin since I was 15. 177 00:08:37,232 --> 00:08:38,024 Well maybe out there. 178 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:41,028 But here, your life as a faerie has just begun. 179 00:08:42,612 --> 00:08:43,822 I'm Periwinkle, 180 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:46,908 The queen registrar and official greet-ar. 181 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,702 "Periwinkle"? 182 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:49,745 It's my faerie name. 183 00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:51,705 Everyone here has one. 184 00:08:51,747 --> 00:08:53,290 What's wrong with our real names? 185 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,584 Real names are fine for the real world. 186 00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:57,795 But this is a special place. 187 00:08:57,836 --> 00:09:03,050 This is a magical place, where you leave your real life behind... 188 00:09:05,052 --> 00:09:06,595 At least for a little while. 189 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,224 So take your time. Give it some thought. 190 00:09:10,265 --> 00:09:12,351 It'll be your faerie name forever. 191 00:09:12,977 --> 00:09:15,396 So get settled into your cabin. 192 00:09:15,437 --> 00:09:17,940 Dinner's whenever Spiral and Elk quit braiding hair 193 00:09:17,982 --> 00:09:19,900 and start boiling garbanzos. 194 00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:20,834 Oh. 195 00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:25,614 There's a midnight massage in the yurt. 196 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:27,867 You don't want to miss that. 197 00:09:30,327 --> 00:09:32,079 What's a yurt? 198 00:09:32,121 --> 00:09:35,750 If we back up real slow, no one will even know we were here. 199 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:38,252 Hey, you dragged me here. 200 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,920 We're staying. 201 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,006 Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 202 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,133 That? 203 00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:46,636 I'm looking so forward to that tantric sex seminar today. 204 00:09:46,677 --> 00:09:48,429 Oh, me too. I think it's going to be great. 205 00:09:48,471 --> 00:09:49,597 Could you pass me the shovel please? 206 00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:51,766 We'll start with a new logo, 207 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,644 Then launch an aggressive ad campaign in the locals, 208 00:09:54,936 --> 00:09:57,522 And set up some high-profile sponsorships. 209 00:09:57,605 --> 00:09:59,482 That sounds bigger than we can handle. 210 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,150 It's simple branding. 211 00:10:01,192 --> 00:10:03,903 Our customers aren't into branding. 212 00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:06,030 Tattoos, piercings maybe. 213 00:10:06,447 --> 00:10:08,866 I'm talking about a new image. 214 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,577 I adore makeovers, but, uh, 215 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:13,037 Our ad budget's only $200 a month. 216 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,182 Great. 217 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:19,627 Then we'll run a lean campaign. 218 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:22,046 No fat. 219 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,924 Just like our customers. Perfect. 220 00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:30,764 Just between us, around here, 221 00:10:30,805 --> 00:10:32,766 we refer to Jonathan as "D. And G." 222 00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:34,726 Dolce and Gabbana? 223 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,353 No, doom and gloom. 224 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:37,729 Huh. He doesn't bother me. 225 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,521 That's good. 226 00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:41,066 To be honest, he's not entirely wrong. 227 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,485 A lot of patients do wind up coming back here. 228 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:44,903 Huh. Not me. 229 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,822 Well, just remember what we talked about. 230 00:10:46,905 --> 00:10:50,156 Yeah, give myself time to adjust. 231 00:10:50,158 --> 00:10:51,910 And not just you, but... 232 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:55,414 People in your life are going to need some time too. 233 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,003 Here we are. 234 00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:09,219 Never thought I'd be so scared to see a door. 235 00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:10,679 Don't think of it as a door. 236 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:15,058 Think of it as a threshold... 237 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,728 To a new life. 238 00:11:18,228 --> 00:11:19,730 Right. 239 00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:23,108 Look, I-I-I want to thank you for... 240 00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:25,027 Everything. 241 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,654 Hey, you don't have to thank me. 242 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,030 You did it all. 243 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:29,657 With your help. 244 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:39,708 Listen... I was wondering if I... well... 245 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,378 I could give You a call... 246 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:45,965 sometime. I mean, strictly on a professional basis. 247 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,800 You know, like, I suddenly find myself standing 248 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:49,969 on a ledge with a rope around my neck, or something. 249 00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:52,263 Or maybe just to say hello. 250 00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:33,721 Good luck. 251 00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:59,456 Recognize this? 252 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:04,419 Oh, yes. Remson pharmaceutical account. My last campaign. 253 00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:08,340 Before the old warrior was unceremoniously escorted from the building 254 00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:10,008 without so much as a... 255 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,468 Ballpoint pen. 256 00:13:12,511 --> 00:13:14,179 So what does this magic pill do? 257 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:16,515 Well, it's guaranteed to turn you into a hottie 258 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:17,683 who can climb the Matterhorn. 259 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:19,476 It also reduces your viral load. 260 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:21,812 What are you showing it to me for? 261 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:26,275 Vance is taking your idea and pitching it to Remson tomorrow. 262 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,485 Well, he should. He owns it. 263 00:13:28,527 --> 00:13:30,320 You thought it up. 264 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:34,116 Basic rule of advertising and eternal damnation: 265 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:36,493 Once you sell your soul to the devil... 266 00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,495 he holds the copyright. 267 00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:40,998 So come up with another idea. 268 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,082 And then you can steal the account from Vance, 269 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,044 and your former assistant along with it. 270 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,129 Well, that's an ingenious plan, Cynthia, 271 00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:50,090 but what pharmaceutical company is going to trust 272 00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:52,843 their wonder weapon to a one-man band working out of his house? 273 00:13:52,885 --> 00:13:54,261 It's not the size that matters. 274 00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:55,554 Have I taught you nothing? 275 00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:57,014 It's the vision. 276 00:13:57,681 --> 00:14:00,351 If you can win this account, then you'll be back on top. 277 00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:05,648 For once, I'll stick to the bottom. 278 00:14:08,526 --> 00:14:10,361 You have to throw off your civilian drag 279 00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:13,865 and become true faeries, or else the magic doesn't work. 280 00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:17,326 You'd look enchanting in this. 281 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,537 Strapless makes me look fat. 282 00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:21,330 Well, then use your own divine powers 283 00:14:21,372 --> 00:14:22,957 and come up with something fabulous. 284 00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:24,667 From these schmatas? 285 00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:28,212 Every faerie has a god-given gift to take what's ugly 286 00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:30,423 and make it into something beautiful. 287 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:34,177 You'll soon discover that you can do that too. 288 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,179 Now I really must fly. 289 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,597 I'm late for an ear-candling. 290 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,474 If you care to join me, it's down by the bog. 291 00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:40,892 Where's the bog? 292 00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:42,685 Make a left at the yurt. 293 00:14:45,522 --> 00:14:47,482 When I agreed to come here with you, 294 00:14:47,524 --> 00:14:50,276 I didn't agree to look like my mother. 295 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,196 Well, maybe Periwinkle's right. 296 00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:55,573 If we put something on, we'll... 297 00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,534 feel the magic. 298 00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:01,705 I look like Virginia Mayo in "South Sea Woman". 299 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,876 You know, let's just, uh, forfeit our registration fee 300 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,294 and go home. 301 00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:08,545 Now you tell me? 302 00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:11,506 I look completely and utterly... 303 00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:12,632 Hot! 304 00:15:12,674 --> 00:15:15,051 Totally hot. 305 00:15:16,428 --> 00:15:20,265 It's just a little something I picked off the rack. 306 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:22,267 I'm Piston. 307 00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:23,352 I'm Wolfen. 308 00:15:23,935 --> 00:15:25,604 I'm... 309 00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,689 Dumpling. 310 00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:29,816 Hello, Dumpling. 311 00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:33,320 See ya later, Dumpling. 312 00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,155 "Dumpling"? 313 00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:36,281 Where'd you get that? 314 00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:39,451 It suddenly came to me. 315 00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:42,413 Yoo-hoo! Wanna play? 316 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:43,956 Come on. 317 00:15:43,997 --> 00:15:45,249 Come and play. Come on. 318 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,376 That must be the naked volleyball game. 319 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:49,628 Your powers of observation are remarkable. 320 00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,472 Let's check it out. 321 00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:01,891 You're not serious. 322 00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:04,518 I, uh... Come on. It might be fun. 323 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,604 You go ahead. I'll... 324 00:16:06,645 --> 00:16:09,315 stay here and shake my pom-poms. 325 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,531 And we're thankful they came out to see us tonight. 326 00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:19,408 As you know, the police are still working 327 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:22,328 to apprehend the three men who attacked Darren Ealy. 328 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:25,081 In the meantime, we've met with the liaison officer 329 00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:27,208 who's asked us to keep a lookout for anyone 330 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,835 matching their descriptions, 331 00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,212 and to take extra precautions when we're out on the street, 332 00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:32,880 especially at night. 333 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:33,965 Keeping that in mind, 334 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:35,758 we'd like to open the floor to your suggestions 335 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,385 on how to make Liberty Avenue 336 00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,512 a safer environment for all of us. 337 00:16:40,012 --> 00:16:41,222 Yes? 338 00:16:42,056 --> 00:16:43,933 I never thought I'd say this, 339 00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:47,604 but the first thing we need is more cops on the street. 340 00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:49,355 We've already talked to the new police chief. 341 00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:50,732 He said he'd do his best. 342 00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:52,859 Yeah, sure. We've all heard that one before. 343 00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:54,736 Then let's send a petition to the mayor, 344 00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:55,987 demanding something be done. 345 00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:57,197 We also need some more lighting, 346 00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:58,907 especially on the side streets. 347 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:02,160 Good idea. We'll take note of that. Yes? 348 00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:04,788 I think we should wear little whistles around our necks. 349 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:07,499 That way, if someone attacks us, all we have to do is blow. 350 00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:13,296 Like that? 351 00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:17,676 Would you like to say something? 352 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:19,469 Well, who do you think will come running? 353 00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:21,263 Them? 354 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,807 They can't even defend themselves. 355 00:17:23,974 --> 00:17:25,225 The cops? 356 00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:28,061 If a bunch of homo-haters want to beat the shit out of you, 357 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,313 you're not going to stop them by blowing a little whistle. 358 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:31,690 Then what do you suggest? 359 00:17:32,149 --> 00:17:34,651 We protect ourselves. 360 00:17:35,736 --> 00:17:36,486 Patrol the streets. 361 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:38,196 You mean a vigilante group? 362 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,823 Yeah. The pink posse. 363 00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,743 Isn't that taking the law into your own hands? 364 00:17:42,826 --> 00:17:44,202 Which law is that? 365 00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,247 The one that says you can't get married? 366 00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:50,834 That if they find out you're gay, they can fire your ass? 367 00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:52,669 That you can't adopt kids? 368 00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:55,756 Hell, they can even arrest you for fucking. 369 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:56,757 That was changed. 370 00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:57,758 Right. 371 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,718 You can now copulate in Texas. 372 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,471 Well, yippie-ki-yo-ki-ay! 373 00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:06,725 All right, okay, okay, okay. 374 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,394 Okay, let's have some order. 375 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,355 You think anyone would dare call a black man a nigger? 376 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,316 And try calling an Israeli a kike. 377 00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:17,444 Man, they'd blow your ass right off the face of the earth. 378 00:18:18,904 --> 00:18:21,157 But they have no problem calling us fags. 379 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,783 Why? 380 00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:25,828 Because they can, 381 00:18:26,954 --> 00:18:28,664 because they know we're all sissies, 382 00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:31,834 that we're too chickenshit to do anything. 383 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:34,795 So go on. 384 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:37,757 Sign your petitions and write your letters 385 00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,759 and blow your little whistles. 386 00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:43,095 But nothing's going to change until you fight back. 387 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:48,142 Until you learn to say, "Don't fuck with me." 388 00:19:01,823 --> 00:19:03,408 Hey, did you see this? 389 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,869 They actually caught the fucking bashers. 390 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,495 Mmm. Oh, that's fantastic. 391 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,788 Wouldn't it be wonderful if for once, 392 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,081 justice were actually served? 393 00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,499 Yeah well, I'd love to serve it to them, 394 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,001 right down their fucking throats. 395 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,794 It's all thanks to Darren's description. 396 00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:16,129 I bet he must feel relieved. 397 00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:18,048 More like bloodthirsty. 398 00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:19,674 Well, we all know there's nothing more terrifying 399 00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,259 than a bloodthirsty drag queen. 400 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,304 Hey, Deb, how about a cup of coffee? 401 00:19:24,387 --> 00:19:25,639 Sure, honey. Have a seat and I'll be... 402 00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:29,851 Teddy. Hi, honey! 403 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,228 We missed you. 404 00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:32,854 How are you doing? 405 00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:34,231 I'm doing great. 406 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,066 Ah, you look good. 407 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,444 Well so, what's new? 408 00:19:39,486 --> 00:19:41,613 I just got out of rehab. 409 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,783 How did it go? 410 00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:49,496 It was probably the most significant experience of my life. 411 00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:52,749 Yeah, the first day I was there, I was totally resistant, 412 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,169 furious, ashamed, certain I didn't belong there. 413 00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:59,006 The second day, I started to accept their help, 414 00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:02,467 went to group, and individual sessions. 415 00:20:02,509 --> 00:20:05,345 I began sharing the pain, you know. 416 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,471 The third day, I thought that maybe I... 417 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,600 Uh, honey, sorry, I-I'd love to stay for the whole seven days, 418 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,144 but now I've got a grilled cheese that's about to turn to cement. 419 00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,520 Welcome home. 420 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:15,981 And I've got to get back to the gallery. 421 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,859 I'd love to hear more, but Gus is waiting at daycare. 422 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,904 Okay. Bye. 423 00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:26,825 Don't you have somewhere to be? 424 00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:30,454 Thanks for reminding me. Welcome back. 425 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,752 Well I, for one, think you're to be commended, Theodore. 426 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,881 Well, thank you, Brian. 427 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:43,050 What you've accomplished is an amazing achievement. 428 00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:45,094 Oh, I wouldn't go so far as... 429 00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:46,679 To sink so low. 430 00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:50,016 To hit bottom with such a resounding thud. 431 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,851 You know, you should be a guest motivational speaker in rehab. 432 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,771 Of course, the good news is once you've hit the bottom, 433 00:20:55,813 --> 00:20:57,106 you can't go any lower. So... 434 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,568 that means there's only one way to go, and that way is... 435 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:06,449 Sounds like... 436 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,950 Up? 437 00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:25,218 We can do a cross-pollination campaign with Torso. 438 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,720 A new membership here gets you 10% off there. 439 00:21:27,762 --> 00:21:30,849 200 bucks of club wear there gets you 10% off here. 440 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,935 Sounds like an interesting idea. 441 00:21:34,853 --> 00:21:36,396 I'll get back to you. 442 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,235 It's Batman and the new Robin. 443 00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:44,779 Better not tell the old Robin that. 444 00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,073 I just got Hunter a membership. 445 00:21:47,324 --> 00:21:48,992 Yeah, you want to hook up in the steam room? 446 00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:52,370 Yeah. He should fit in here just fine. 447 00:21:52,454 --> 00:21:54,164 We did not come here so you could hit on the guys. 448 00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:55,290 That includes Brian. 449 00:21:55,332 --> 00:21:56,625 We came so you could stay healthy. 450 00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:57,876 Too late for that. 451 00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:00,629 No. It's, uh, never too late to get in shape. 452 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:03,298 Yeah, you want to develop that six-pack before you drink it. 453 00:22:03,882 --> 00:22:05,300 I could use that for the ad. 454 00:22:05,342 --> 00:22:07,719 Why work out when I can take some meds and ka-pow! 455 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,137 So long, virus. 456 00:22:09,179 --> 00:22:11,682 Because it's better to build your immune system naturally. 457 00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:13,517 That guy looks pretty healthy to me. 458 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:14,935 That's not what HIV looks like. 459 00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:16,937 And the meds don't fix anything. They... 460 00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:18,438 They buy you time if they work. 461 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,481 And then there are dozens of side-effects: 462 00:22:19,523 --> 00:22:22,151 Skin rashes, liver failure, cardiac arrest. 463 00:22:23,152 --> 00:22:25,404 A little early to be freaking the kid out, don't you think? 464 00:22:25,446 --> 00:22:27,281 I just don't want him believing some misleading ad 465 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,449 that makes it seem like all you have to do 466 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,951 is pop some pill and you're as good as new. 467 00:22:30,993 --> 00:22:34,079 Anybody who's ever taken one knows what a crock of shit that is. 468 00:23:11,784 --> 00:23:13,619 Mushroom? 469 00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,039 Sure, why not? 470 00:24:52,636 --> 00:24:55,598 Hey, looking for the naked Twister competition? 471 00:24:56,557 --> 00:24:58,642 Probably the last thing I'm looking for. 472 00:24:59,018 --> 00:25:02,354 Then, uh, how about giving me a hand, darling? 473 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,273 What are you doing? 474 00:25:04,857 --> 00:25:06,400 Important work. 475 00:25:08,986 --> 00:25:10,363 Moving rocks? 476 00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:13,950 Depends on why you're moving them. 477 00:25:13,991 --> 00:25:17,078 Here, help me place them in a circle. 478 00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:26,546 You're a new faerie, aren't ya? 479 00:25:27,713 --> 00:25:29,549 Around here, I suppose I am. 480 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:31,467 What's your name? 481 00:25:32,468 --> 00:25:33,302 Emmett. 482 00:25:33,428 --> 00:25:35,888 No, I don't mean your mundane name. 483 00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:39,517 Back there, I'm Harry. But here, I'm Ariel. 484 00:25:41,769 --> 00:25:43,479 So what's your faerie name? 485 00:25:45,273 --> 00:25:46,232 I haven't thought of one. 486 00:25:46,274 --> 00:25:47,650 What's stopping you? 487 00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:50,443 I don't know. 488 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:51,571 I do. 489 00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:54,699 You don't believe in faeries. 490 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:58,536 You think this is all nonsense, don't ya? 491 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,790 No! I-I don't. Really. 492 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:05,043 Yeah. I do. 493 00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:08,797 Well, maybe when you stop thinking that way, 494 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:10,298 your faerie name will come to you. 495 00:26:12,968 --> 00:26:15,053 But somehow, I doubt it. 496 00:26:18,473 --> 00:26:21,518 You see, darling, I can always tell. 497 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,021 You're not one of us, a proud faerie. 498 00:26:25,063 --> 00:26:27,899 I happen to be a very proud fairy. 499 00:26:27,941 --> 00:26:29,482 Ask anyone who knows me. 500 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:32,821 My flame burns bright. 501 00:26:32,904 --> 00:26:37,242 Ah, right now, it couldn't toast a marshmallow. 502 00:26:37,284 --> 00:26:39,411 It may be a little low. 503 00:26:39,453 --> 00:26:40,954 Because you've been hurt... 504 00:26:41,872 --> 00:26:43,540 by someone you loved. 505 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,544 Now all you can feel is anger and pain. 506 00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:50,339 How do you know? 507 00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:52,800 You wear it, darling... 508 00:26:53,675 --> 00:26:54,843 like that outfit... 509 00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,515 Which, by the way, isn't very flattering. 510 00:26:59,974 --> 00:27:01,016 Thanks. 511 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:03,602 Hey, give me that. 512 00:27:07,398 --> 00:27:08,440 You're pretty strong for... 513 00:27:08,482 --> 00:27:10,067 An old faerie? 514 00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:11,652 It's called faerie power. 515 00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:14,321 It's what gives us our will to survive. 516 00:27:16,574 --> 00:27:17,992 But sometimes... 517 00:27:18,033 --> 00:27:19,910 we forget we have it. 518 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:24,582 That's why the gathering was started. 519 00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:28,461 To help us remember, to celebrate. 520 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,547 That's why I came, to... 521 00:27:32,131 --> 00:27:34,592 renew my spirit, you know. 522 00:27:34,634 --> 00:27:36,010 But it isn't working. 523 00:27:36,719 --> 00:27:39,806 'Cause what you're looking for isn't here. 524 00:27:41,516 --> 00:27:43,017 Then where is it? 525 00:27:43,101 --> 00:27:44,560 There. 526 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:48,231 The circle is complete. 527 00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:17,177 You want a snort? You want to be beautiful? 528 00:28:18,428 --> 00:28:22,599 You were hot. Hot, hot, darling. 529 00:29:00,512 --> 00:29:01,764 - Hi. - Hey. 530 00:29:02,014 --> 00:29:03,056 Can we come in? 531 00:29:03,098 --> 00:29:05,225 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 532 00:29:05,934 --> 00:29:09,396 Listen, we didn't mean to run out of the diner like that. 533 00:29:09,438 --> 00:29:10,814 We were just in a hurry. 534 00:29:10,856 --> 00:29:12,232 That's okay. I... I understand. 535 00:29:12,274 --> 00:29:14,483 So, you all right? 536 00:29:14,485 --> 00:29:16,487 Yeah, fine, fine. Don't worry about me. 537 00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:17,780 We brought Droopy back. 538 00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:19,198 Though, you might have to rename him. 539 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,491 He's not drooping any more. 540 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:22,326 And look, he's even got a new bud. 541 00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:23,702 Just needed a little TLC. 542 00:29:23,744 --> 00:29:25,204 That's "tender lesbian care". 543 00:29:25,871 --> 00:29:26,956 And your mail. 544 00:29:26,997 --> 00:29:28,999 We also brought you a few things you might need. 545 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:32,795 Milk, coffee, eggs. 546 00:29:37,717 --> 00:29:39,343 I was, uh... 547 00:29:39,385 --> 00:29:43,014 I was just getting rid of my triggers. 548 00:29:44,181 --> 00:29:46,350 Anything that reminds you of what you 549 00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:47,768 don't want to be reminded of. 550 00:29:49,562 --> 00:29:51,272 In my case... 551 00:29:53,441 --> 00:29:56,319 well, let's just say I should move to a desert island 552 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,987 and start from scratch. 553 00:30:00,406 --> 00:30:03,159 Anyway, it's the first thing they tell you to do. 554 00:30:05,953 --> 00:30:08,373 Look, I-I... I don't want you to think I was... 555 00:30:08,414 --> 00:30:10,416 because I-I wasn't. 556 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,001 No, no, of course not. 557 00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,044 No one said you were. 558 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:20,677 Crunchy granola. 559 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:22,011 Are you girls trying to convert me? 560 00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:28,560 Would you like to come over for dinner tonight? 561 00:30:28,601 --> 00:30:30,186 You can pick up your magazines. 562 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,105 God, you've got a ton of them. 563 00:30:32,147 --> 00:30:35,400 What is... Endovir? 564 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,653 Is it a drug? A pill? 565 00:30:38,695 --> 00:30:42,365 The latest miracle of medical technology? 566 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:45,911 Of course, it's all of these things, and more. 567 00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:48,455 It is the promise of health, 568 00:30:48,497 --> 00:30:50,916 of a future bright with hope, 569 00:30:50,957 --> 00:30:53,043 of dreams fulfilled, 570 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,961 of being... 571 00:30:55,545 --> 00:30:56,922 "back on top". 572 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,049 And so we've designed a campaign 573 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,551 to accentuate the positive aspects 574 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,553 of being positive. 575 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:07,474 A campaign based on one simple word, 576 00:31:07,516 --> 00:31:09,518 and that word is... 577 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,561 Bullshit? 578 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,105 I was going to say optimism. 579 00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:15,691 Melon ball, anyone? 580 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,696 How the hell did you know about this meeting? 581 00:31:20,738 --> 00:31:23,866 I'm the one who set it up, before I left. 582 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,952 I like what you've done. 583 00:31:26,994 --> 00:31:28,329 Downplayed the disease, 584 00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:30,623 emphasized quality of life. 585 00:31:30,664 --> 00:31:32,791 I should be so lucky as to have HIV. 586 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:35,085 Then I too could go play volleyball 587 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,171 with my shirtless, hunky buds. 588 00:31:39,423 --> 00:31:42,093 If you don't get your ass out of here, I'm calling security. 589 00:31:43,719 --> 00:31:46,806 Regretfully, Mr. Remson, I must be going. But... 590 00:31:47,098 --> 00:31:50,101 before I leave, I'd like, with your permission, 591 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,395 to show you a new campaign I've designed 592 00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:55,189 based on one simple word. 593 00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:58,484 And that word is honesty. 594 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,778 Ladies and gentlemen... 595 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:05,324 the real face of HIV. 596 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,411 "Some days I feel like hell, 597 00:32:08,453 --> 00:32:10,580 but at least I'm still alive." 598 00:32:11,122 --> 00:32:13,708 "I don't want to climb a mountain, 599 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,336 I just want to live another day." 600 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:19,255 "Sure, there are side effects, 601 00:32:19,297 --> 00:32:20,923 but nothing I can't handle." 602 00:32:20,965 --> 00:32:21,799 You've got to be kidding. 603 00:32:21,841 --> 00:32:24,427 It's strong medicine, I'll admit that. 604 00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:28,014 We spent 6 years and 50 million developing this drug. 605 00:32:28,056 --> 00:32:31,267 I personally worked my ass off getting it through the FDA. 606 00:32:31,309 --> 00:32:33,895 And you think I'm going to throw it away on some ad campaign 607 00:32:33,937 --> 00:32:35,897 that tells people they're going to feel like hell? 608 00:32:35,939 --> 00:32:37,107 They already know that, 609 00:32:37,982 --> 00:32:39,734 and they're willing to accept it, 610 00:32:39,776 --> 00:32:41,861 provided your drug can buy them 611 00:32:41,903 --> 00:32:43,947 another year, another month. 612 00:32:44,155 --> 00:32:47,117 That's all they're hoping for. That's all they want. 613 00:32:48,743 --> 00:32:50,328 And that's all you can honestly offer. 614 00:32:51,121 --> 00:32:56,042 Our job is to make your product as attractive as possible 615 00:32:56,084 --> 00:32:56,877 to the consumer. 616 00:32:56,918 --> 00:32:58,879 And that's exactly what we did. 617 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,339 Uh, you mean, what I did. 618 00:33:02,549 --> 00:33:03,592 This... 619 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,052 was my idea. 620 00:33:05,093 --> 00:33:08,555 And let me be the first to say it stinks. 621 00:33:11,141 --> 00:33:14,061 Having HIV may not be a ride in the park, 622 00:33:14,102 --> 00:33:18,232 but with Endovir, it's not a death sentence. 623 00:33:18,357 --> 00:33:20,150 So why not just say that? 624 00:33:25,113 --> 00:33:27,991 "Suspects matching the description of the three men 625 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:29,993 who attacked a young gay man 626 00:33:30,035 --> 00:33:31,036 were apprehended last night 627 00:33:31,078 --> 00:33:33,372 in the vicinity of Liberty Avenue. 628 00:33:33,414 --> 00:33:36,458 Charges will be filed pending an investigation." 629 00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:38,293 Uh, isn't that great? 630 00:33:38,335 --> 00:33:40,129 They finally caught the motherfuckers. 631 00:33:40,546 --> 00:33:43,257 Now all you have to do is finger them, 632 00:33:43,299 --> 00:33:44,842 metaphorically speaking, of course, 633 00:33:44,883 --> 00:33:48,554 and they can rot behind bars for 20 years. 634 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:49,930 Or better yet, 635 00:33:49,972 --> 00:33:52,725 get gang-raped nightly by prisoners with AIDS. 636 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:55,102 I'm thinking maybe Shanda should go blonde 637 00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:56,228 for her comeback. 638 00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:01,067 Didn't you hear me? 639 00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:02,651 Of course I heard you. 640 00:34:02,693 --> 00:34:05,446 "Gang-raped nightly by prisoners with AIDS." 641 00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:08,240 Where do you come up with such gruesome thoughts? 642 00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,786 So when's the line-up? 643 00:34:13,329 --> 00:34:15,581 If you're referring to what goes on 644 00:34:15,623 --> 00:34:17,250 in the back room of a certain club... 645 00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:21,335 I don't engage in such activity. 646 00:34:21,337 --> 00:34:24,465 I'm referring to the police line-up. 647 00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:26,551 When are you going to identify them? 648 00:34:31,264 --> 00:34:32,640 I'm not. 649 00:34:34,392 --> 00:34:37,937 I don't really have a very clear memory of what they looked like. 650 00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,188 Well, you're the one who described them. 651 00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:40,398 I guess I've forgotten. 652 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,317 Well, maybe seeing them again will jog your memory. 653 00:34:42,358 --> 00:34:43,735 Look, I already told the police, 654 00:34:43,776 --> 00:34:45,820 "Sorry, wish I could help, but I really can't. 655 00:34:45,862 --> 00:34:47,155 Thanks for asking." 656 00:34:47,197 --> 00:34:49,282 If you don't point them out, they're just going to walk. 657 00:34:49,324 --> 00:34:50,992 I really don't want to discuss this any further. 658 00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:52,660 Now, what's for lunch? 659 00:34:52,702 --> 00:34:54,037 Chicken. 660 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,503 Darren, why did you change your mind? 661 00:35:03,213 --> 00:35:05,131 I-I guess I had time to think. 662 00:35:05,173 --> 00:35:07,676 And I decided, 663 00:35:07,717 --> 00:35:10,512 cowardice is the better part of valour. 664 00:35:11,721 --> 00:35:13,265 Nothing is going to happen. 665 00:35:13,306 --> 00:35:14,516 How do you know that? 666 00:35:14,558 --> 00:35:16,268 Say I identify them. 667 00:35:16,309 --> 00:35:18,228 Say they go to trial. 668 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:20,689 Say they get off. 669 00:35:20,731 --> 00:35:22,983 Say they come looking for me. 670 00:35:23,025 --> 00:35:24,943 Say they're back on the street tomorrow 671 00:35:24,985 --> 00:35:26,737 because you didn't do anything. 672 00:35:26,778 --> 00:35:27,946 Say they attack someone else. 673 00:35:27,988 --> 00:35:30,240 Look, you're the one who told me to put all this behind me, 674 00:35:30,282 --> 00:35:32,117 to get on with my life. 675 00:35:34,661 --> 00:35:38,665 Yes, I do think blonde. 676 00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,501 Maybe I was wrong. 677 00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:43,087 Maybe it's time that we stood up for ourselves. 678 00:35:43,128 --> 00:35:44,213 Fought back. 679 00:35:44,254 --> 00:35:46,048 Oh! And when your attacker bashed you 680 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,549 and left you for dead, 681 00:35:47,591 --> 00:35:49,385 and then they got off practically scot-free, 682 00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:50,928 what exactly did you do? 683 00:35:58,269 --> 00:36:00,437 I know I said I'd only call you if I was 684 00:36:00,479 --> 00:36:02,106 on a ledge with a rope around my neck, but 685 00:36:02,147 --> 00:36:04,150 I figured a curb and a scarf would suffice. 686 00:36:04,191 --> 00:36:04,942 That's no problem. 687 00:36:04,984 --> 00:36:06,360 I told you, you could call me anytime. 688 00:36:08,028 --> 00:36:09,447 More coffee? 689 00:36:10,156 --> 00:36:13,576 No. If I was any more wired, I'd light up Times Square. 690 00:36:14,785 --> 00:36:16,245 Be patient. 691 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:19,790 You've only been back in your life for one day. 692 00:36:19,957 --> 00:36:21,292 And already I'm a wreck. 693 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:24,045 Ah, god. I even have sweaty palms. 694 00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:25,562 Fuck. 695 00:36:26,756 --> 00:36:29,967 Rod Longbottom was a guy I dated once for about five minutes. 696 00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:32,470 Lived up to both his names. Gorgeous. Amazing. 697 00:36:32,512 --> 00:36:34,388 I dumped him. You want to know why? 698 00:36:34,430 --> 00:36:36,599 Sweaty palms. 699 00:36:36,724 --> 00:36:38,434 Remember, as we discussed in group, 700 00:36:38,476 --> 00:36:39,894 it would take some getting used to. 701 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:40,978 And not just for you, 702 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:42,647 but for everyone around you. 703 00:36:43,773 --> 00:36:45,400 I make my friends nervous. 704 00:36:45,775 --> 00:36:47,026 They don't know what to say. 705 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:48,444 They see me, they want to flee. 706 00:36:49,195 --> 00:36:50,613 They don't trust me. 707 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:51,948 They think I'm still using. 708 00:36:52,865 --> 00:36:54,242 The same thing happened to me. 709 00:36:54,617 --> 00:36:58,329 But eventually they came around, and even forgave me. 710 00:36:59,122 --> 00:37:00,373 Except one. 711 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:03,752 Your mother? Your father? 712 00:37:05,253 --> 00:37:07,839 The first guy who ever believed in me. 713 00:37:10,091 --> 00:37:12,052 I never really made amends to him. 714 00:37:13,511 --> 00:37:14,804 Did you try? 715 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,975 We lost touch. 716 00:37:20,227 --> 00:37:24,147 But recently, we've reconnected. 717 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:35,242 Maybe now I'll get my chance. 718 00:38:32,717 --> 00:38:34,677 Since when did our heroes become 719 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,387 the merry butchers of Gayopolis? 720 00:38:36,429 --> 00:38:37,597 Someone has to do it, since 721 00:38:37,638 --> 00:38:40,224 fags are too cowardly to stand up for themselves. 722 00:38:43,895 --> 00:38:45,104 Fuck! 723 00:38:47,356 --> 00:38:48,689 Somebody's pissed off. 724 00:38:48,691 --> 00:38:50,693 Yeah, you would be too if you got your head bashed in. 725 00:38:51,486 --> 00:38:52,987 Yeah, I know. I was there. 726 00:38:57,241 --> 00:38:59,369 I thought you'd put that behind you and moved on. 727 00:38:59,452 --> 00:39:00,578 I don't want to talk about it. 728 00:39:09,754 --> 00:39:11,923 Darren refused to identify his attackers. 729 00:39:12,674 --> 00:39:13,800 They're going to get off. 730 00:39:14,634 --> 00:39:17,262 When I told him to be brave, stand up for himself, 731 00:39:17,303 --> 00:39:19,139 he said to me, "What did you do?" 732 00:39:20,807 --> 00:39:22,350 I was a coward. 733 00:39:22,392 --> 00:39:25,437 I should've done something, and I didn't. 734 00:39:29,065 --> 00:39:30,775 Well, you want to get even? 735 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:33,445 I'll tell you how to get even. 736 00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:37,407 Become the biggest fucking success you can possibly be. 737 00:39:37,449 --> 00:39:38,049 I already know. 738 00:39:37,866 --> 00:39:39,326 Well then, if you know, 739 00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:41,953 take that anger and put it into your work. 740 00:39:41,995 --> 00:39:42,954 Use it. 741 00:39:44,122 --> 00:39:46,458 Have more money, 742 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,044 more power, and more sex 743 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:50,545 than any poor hetero schmuck, 744 00:39:50,587 --> 00:39:52,923 because trust me, nothing pisses off a straight guy 745 00:39:52,965 --> 00:39:54,508 more than a successful fag. 746 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,219 You know "Guernica"? 747 00:39:57,594 --> 00:39:59,596 People say it's the most powerful 748 00:39:59,638 --> 00:40:01,598 anti-war statement ever made. 749 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:03,559 I say bullshit. 750 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,770 It hangs in a fucking museum, collecting dust. 751 00:40:07,729 --> 00:40:10,774 And this is all bullshit. 752 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,402 It doesn't do a motherfucking thing. 753 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:25,497 Fuck clothes. 754 00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:28,209 Christ, they stink. Oh, god. 755 00:40:29,877 --> 00:40:31,378 I won't be needing these. 756 00:40:39,095 --> 00:40:40,679 Or these. 757 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,937 Or these. 758 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:54,902 Uh, wait. 759 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,322 How's, uh, Giuseppe Verdi a trigger? 760 00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:00,241 He was here watching the whole time. 761 00:41:01,576 --> 00:41:02,176 Yeah. 762 00:41:03,411 --> 00:41:05,663 He was also here... 763 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:10,084 the first time you played "La Traviata" for me. 764 00:41:11,627 --> 00:41:13,880 I say we give him a reprieve. 765 00:41:15,924 --> 00:41:17,133 That it? 766 00:41:19,052 --> 00:41:20,345 Almost. 767 00:41:25,099 --> 00:41:27,018 Uh, you sure you want to trash that? 768 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:28,853 Never gave me anything but trouble. 769 00:41:29,229 --> 00:41:31,187 Hook-ups, porn sites, 770 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:34,150 not to mention endless e-mails to increase my dick size. 771 00:41:34,651 --> 00:41:36,861 I don't recall that being one of your shortcomings. 772 00:41:52,127 --> 00:41:55,672 And even if I got rid of every trigger, every reminder... 773 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:59,176 I'd still remember what I did. 774 00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:03,388 God, how I hurt the people that I loved. 775 00:42:05,349 --> 00:42:06,892 You going to be all right? 776 00:42:14,149 --> 00:42:17,569 Tell you the truth, after rehab, where they never left you alone, 777 00:42:17,611 --> 00:42:21,532 I'm... I'm... I'm feeling a little freaked, being here by myself. 778 00:42:23,117 --> 00:42:25,577 I, uh, could stay with you, if... if you'd like. 779 00:42:25,619 --> 00:42:27,538 Oh, no. I-I-I couldn't ask... 780 00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:28,956 If it'd make you feel better. 781 00:42:34,336 --> 00:42:37,006 Well, uh... where do we... uh, I mean... 782 00:42:37,548 --> 00:42:39,383 I'd crash on the sofa. 783 00:42:40,676 --> 00:42:43,888 Yeah, the sofa. Right. Um... 784 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:47,558 Of course. Um, I'll get you some blankets. 785 00:43:16,254 --> 00:43:17,505 Sleep tight. 786 00:43:17,672 --> 00:43:18,714 Yeah, you too. 787 00:43:20,091 --> 00:43:23,052 And, uh... if you need anything, uh... 788 00:43:43,031 --> 00:43:44,949 I feel the power. 789 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,955 I feel the power. 790 00:43:52,082 --> 00:43:54,209 I feel the power too. 791 00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:57,545 Now let us stoke our fires 792 00:43:58,004 --> 00:44:00,549 and release our burdens into the flames. 793 00:44:00,632 --> 00:44:02,300 Hold it! 794 00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:05,345 I'll take that, Dumpling. 795 00:44:05,387 --> 00:44:06,138 Hey. 796 00:44:07,889 --> 00:44:09,724 I feel the power too. 797 00:44:11,685 --> 00:44:13,270 My name is, uh, 798 00:44:13,311 --> 00:44:15,522 "On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever". 799 00:44:16,023 --> 00:44:18,692 It just sort of came to me, ya know what I mean? 800 00:44:19,443 --> 00:44:22,738 But you can call me "Clear Day". 801 00:44:24,364 --> 00:44:26,199 This is a heart circle, Clear Day. 802 00:44:26,450 --> 00:44:28,327 We share our feelings here. 803 00:44:28,493 --> 00:44:30,869 Is there anything you'd like to share? 804 00:44:30,871 --> 00:44:32,289 Well... 805 00:44:33,957 --> 00:44:37,586 the truth is, I didn't really want to come here. 806 00:44:38,962 --> 00:44:40,255 But then... 807 00:44:40,339 --> 00:44:45,427 somehow, something magical happened. 808 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:47,304 Always does. 809 00:44:49,098 --> 00:44:51,183 I realized that... 810 00:44:51,225 --> 00:44:54,103 if it's true that faeries have the power to create 811 00:44:54,144 --> 00:44:56,105 beauty out of ugliness 812 00:44:56,146 --> 00:44:57,857 and joy out of pain... 813 00:44:59,275 --> 00:45:03,154 then that power can only come from one place. 814 00:45:05,448 --> 00:45:08,409 Which I-I guess I knew all along. 815 00:45:14,373 --> 00:45:15,499 Thank you. 816 00:45:16,876 --> 00:45:18,002 Rise, faeries. 817 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:24,926 We thank the powers of the earth 818 00:45:24,967 --> 00:45:28,262 and the heavens for giving us our special gifts. 819 00:45:28,638 --> 00:45:31,307 We celebrate our faerie forefathers 820 00:45:31,349 --> 00:45:33,810 and the generations of faeries to follow. 821 00:45:33,851 --> 00:45:36,396 And our faerie founder... 822 00:45:36,688 --> 00:45:38,106 Harry Hay. 823 00:45:39,983 --> 00:45:41,943 Where is he, anyway? 824 00:45:41,985 --> 00:45:43,486 Harry Hay? 825 00:45:43,528 --> 00:45:45,989 Yeah, I helped him put the rocks in the circle. 826 00:45:46,030 --> 00:45:49,367 Honey, Harry passed away two years ago. 827 00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:04,299 So how do you feel about these ads? 828 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:07,886 If you saw them in a newspaper or a magazine 829 00:46:07,927 --> 00:46:09,304 or on a billboard, 830 00:46:09,346 --> 00:46:12,182 would they make you want to ask your doctor 831 00:46:12,223 --> 00:46:13,308 about Endovir? 832 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:15,143 Sure, if they came with his phone number. 833 00:46:16,061 --> 00:46:17,687 Pretty much the same-old same-old. 834 00:46:17,812 --> 00:46:19,731 Hunky white dudes having fun. 835 00:46:19,981 --> 00:46:21,940 I like the message of hope. 836 00:46:21,942 --> 00:46:22,984 And being on top. 837 00:46:25,612 --> 00:46:27,114 What about these? 838 00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:34,871 You've got to be kidding. 839 00:46:35,038 --> 00:46:36,581 I don't believe it. 840 00:46:36,623 --> 00:46:37,624 That's different. 841 00:46:39,209 --> 00:46:41,128 Who would run ads like these? 842 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:42,379 It's the truth. 843 00:46:42,421 --> 00:46:44,089 Some days I do feel like hell. 844 00:46:44,131 --> 00:46:45,924 But to actually see it? 845 00:46:46,049 --> 00:46:47,217 You think you're ever going to see that? 846 00:46:47,801 --> 00:46:49,887 That is one ad you'll never see. 847 00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,514 They wouldn't have the balls. 848 00:48:02,502 --> 00:48:05,338 This is Piston and Wolfen, and Periwinkle, 849 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:07,757 and there's Emmett. I mean, Clear Day. 850 00:48:07,799 --> 00:48:09,968 Don't forget the cutie in the kilt. 851 00:48:10,677 --> 00:48:12,679 I think you may have found your Christmas card. 852 00:48:12,762 --> 00:48:16,725 Didn't I tell you it'd be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, Dumpling? 853 00:48:17,017 --> 00:48:17,809 "Dumpling"? 854 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:19,352 That's my faerie name. 855 00:48:19,394 --> 00:48:21,980 And if you ever so much as call me that... 856 00:48:22,022 --> 00:48:23,440 Cosmo, please! 857 00:48:27,027 --> 00:48:28,570 Why did you do that? 858 00:48:28,612 --> 00:48:30,530 Just trying to spread the magic. 859 00:48:30,572 --> 00:48:32,741 You know, maybe next year we all should go. 860 00:48:32,782 --> 00:48:33,382 Yeah. 861 00:48:32,949 --> 00:48:34,409 Absolutely. 862 00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:35,660 Brian, how about you? 863 00:48:35,702 --> 00:48:36,620 I'd rather have my tongue 864 00:48:36,661 --> 00:48:39,039 super-glued to a lesbian's twat. 865 00:48:40,123 --> 00:48:43,085 Besides, I'm going to be way too busy with my new business. 866 00:48:43,126 --> 00:48:45,295 And, uh, my new account. 867 00:48:45,337 --> 00:48:46,755 The "Circus of Porn" account 868 00:48:46,797 --> 00:48:49,299 isn't exactly going to buy you a summer home in P-town. 869 00:48:49,591 --> 00:48:53,595 But the Remson Pharmaceuticals account will. 870 00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:56,974 Here's to Kinnetik. 871 00:48:57,015 --> 00:48:59,059 Drinks are on me, boys. 872 00:48:59,101 --> 00:49:01,645 To Kinnetik! 873 00:49:35,971 --> 00:49:37,723 This isn't an isolated incident. 874 00:49:37,765 --> 00:49:39,266 This goes on every day. 875 00:49:39,308 --> 00:49:40,601 They don't even get it. 876 00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:42,353 They think it's about walking their poodles 877 00:49:42,395 --> 00:49:43,729 without getting mugged. 878 00:49:43,854 --> 00:49:45,439 But it's more than that. 879 00:49:47,024 --> 00:49:49,610 Well, if it isn't Meg Ryan. 880 00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:55,533 I heard what you said at the center, and I agree. 881 00:49:55,741 --> 00:49:56,991 That's nice. 882 00:49:56,993 --> 00:49:58,411 They need to understand 883 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,787 it's not about being a victim. 884 00:49:59,829 --> 00:50:02,290 It's about not allowing yourself to be victimized. 885 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,380 Cody Bell. 886 00:50:11,716 --> 00:50:12,759 Justin Taylor. 887 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,438 Ready to kick some straight ass? 888 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,867 Okay, where are we going to meet? 889 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:29,272 Moo!