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冷酷仙境翻译 QAFChina制作

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仅供学习交流，请勿用做商业用途！

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I love you, Kelvin!

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I love you, Kelvin!

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I love you, Kelvin!

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我怀疑是精原细胞瘤,

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是你这个年龄的男人容易患的一种睾丸癌

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然而在进行活体组织细胞检查之前我们也无法确诊.

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这个检查怎么做?

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首先，我们必须切除睾丸.

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我正担心你就会这么说的.

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如果我没有得癌症，那么...

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你能把它安回去么？

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非常不幸，不行.

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我正担心你也会这么说的.

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不过好消息是整个过程非常简单.

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而且另一个睾丸

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的所有功能仍然健全

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你的性功能和生育能力都不会受到影响.

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这还算是个好消息.

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我将变成一个只有一个睾丸的小丑.

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哦，不，不，不，我们会给你准备一个替代品。

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就是这个.

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你自己看看吧.

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有时你会觉得像个坚果，有时候你都感觉不到它的存在.

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他们看起来跟摸起来都和真得没什么区别.

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当然，我们尽力做到让他和你原来的那个睾丸一模一样.

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不大，不小...

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刚刚好.

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那么我活下来的机会有多大?

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通过手术以及后续措施，可以达到99%。还不错。

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那如果不做手术呢?

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癌细胞会扩散到你的全身.

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他会侵入你的五脏六腑，直至死亡.

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这一年中所揭示给我的事实

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比我前40年中所经历的所有痛苦和困惑的意义都要重大.

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为此，我要感谢把我领来这里的人,
即便有时候是拖我来的

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Blake一直在背后支持着我.

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我不知道没有他我还能做些什么.

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Blake, 你是我所见到过得最正直的一个人.

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感谢你一直在我身边，做我的朋友，信任我。

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我该上去找她么？

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再多给她几分钟好了.

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她几乎整晚都没合眼.

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我有听见她在厨房里面忙活的声音.

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这不是什么好兆头.

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今天早上，她还在她的房里踱来踱去.

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跟 Mary Tyrone 一样?

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谁?

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你们这些文盲都没有读过“长日入夜行”么?

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10年级的语文课里面的一篇阿.

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跟我呆过的孤儿家庭比起来，这是个说是布雷迪家庭了[70年代大受欢迎的电视剧].

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你就不能表现得有教养一些么?

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坐下.

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Micheal.

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这是我叔叔的葬礼.

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如果她不在两分钟之内把她的屁股挪下楼来的话...

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我们就要迟到了.

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就好像那些人真的那么在意这个似的.

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我觉得她把自己一个人关在楼上另有蹊跷.

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我也这么认为.

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她不会错过他的葬礼的.

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谁知道啊，在他们大吵大闹以后?

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我最好上去把她叫下来.

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如果你需要帮助，就大叫一声。

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我对付疯女人自有绝招.

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为什么大家都坐在这里?

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Michael, 车和司机到了么?

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他们在外面啊.

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那我们走吧.

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在我们把我们亲爱的兄弟Victor Antonio Grassi

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交还给我们仁慈的上帝的怀抱之前,

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有谁愿意和大家分享一下自己对他的回忆?

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这太难了。

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我从哪里开始呢?

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我是同性恋这件事我第一个告诉的人是我的叔叔vic。

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他笑着对我说,

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"谢天谢地。现在你外婆终于可以为别人的灵魂而祈祷了."

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他就是这样的人.

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从来不多愁善感，不像我。

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永远带着微笑和愤世嫉俗的话语面对挫折和逆境.

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我相信如果他看见我们今天站在这里，他会说,

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"你们TMD在一个死人的身上浪费什么时间啊？快钓人去啊."

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所以我只想说，"谢谢你，Vic叔叔...

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谢谢你教给我的一切.

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你是一个勇敢的人，一个好人.

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这是我们大家都希望成为的人"

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还有谁愿意分享?

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他曾经做过一个撒满着奶油的法国婆婆苹果派.

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他是我所认识的唯一一个穿夏威夷衬衫看起来很好看的人。好吧，差不多吧.

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他曾经和Liza在54俱乐部磕药.

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他在还不怎么流行同性恋的时候就已经是一个同性恋了.

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我从来没有听到他抱怨过，哪怕一次.

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他的一生充满感激.

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老妈?

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我认为你的叔叔已经听够了我的唠叨了.

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现在你可以把玫瑰摆好了.

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你还好吗?

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为什么这么问? 我看起来像是整个人都垮掉了么?

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没有啊，你看起来很好.

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我只是想在其他人之前回到房间.

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我昨天花了半个晚上准备食物.

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还有些箱子我们还没来得及拆封.

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他说，"干嘛这么着急?"

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我觉得当人们说“争分夺秒”的时候就是这个意思啊。"

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当逝者如斯的时候再想要这么做已经很难了吧.

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好像听到我们熟悉的人过世的消息还是很久以前的事情了。

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我觉得我们大家都被那些新药弄得麻痹大意了.

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对啊。.

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你还好吧，兄弟?

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嗯，当然.

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我想说的是我们应该趁年轻尽情的挥霍青春,

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让自己光芒四射,

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也比变成一个身染重疾的老头要好得多.

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如果那个人是你，你就不这么认为了.

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至少，他没有得病或者苟延残喘.

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那样的话就太糟糕了.

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是啊，而且还品位这么差.

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买张到伊比莎岛的单程机票，不停的参加舞会直到腿软,

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然后突然消失.

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给你，甜心.

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你真是太好了.

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啊，谢了.

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保重，Michael.

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嗯，蜜糖? 再来点酒么?

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我能帮你么?

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不，不，不，我没事。我没事，宝贝。

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你呢，甜心？

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哦，嗯...

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怎样?

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Yeah? 不要么? Okay. Huh.

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我把冷盘和色拉都包好了.

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哦，我本来打算自己来的。

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Mmm, 你想把蛋糕和点心都放到冰箱里么?

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我要你们坐下，都坐下.

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真的，我自己来就行了.

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Debbie，你一整天都没有停下来.

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Well, 忙得脚不沾地最好.

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我同意.

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实际上，这个星期活动中心要开设一些新的课程.

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我想去报个陶艺班.

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你要不要和我一起去，Deb?

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我们可以把双手弄得要多脏又多脏.

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那...

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这是个好主意.

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而且我听说做点有创意的事情

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是个非常有效的排除郁闷心情的好方法.

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Well, 我是个意大利人.

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我觉得最有效的是食物和酒. 哼!

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Deb?

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嗯，嗯...

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Deb?

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哦. 你感觉怎么样, 宝贝?

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没你感觉那么好.

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看我给你带了什么来。vic的一些东西。觉得你可能喜欢这些东西.

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Oh.

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亏你想得这么周到。谢谢你.

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这里有些家庭照片，他的戒指和手表.

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还有，嗯，一封写给你的信.

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一封信?

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给我的?

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听着，我现在走你不介意把吧?

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我觉得有点累了.

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Oh, 不介意. 不，不，不。你走吧，去休息会.

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嗯，给你，拿着这个。.

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不，不用了...

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不，不，不. 你要吃饭，听见没?

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还有这个.

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我们会一直陪着你的.

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Ah.

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我要走了.

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回见.

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会过去的.

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没事的.

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你下个礼拜能来么?

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好的.

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和我们吃个饭.

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如果你需要什么就给我打电话.

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妈，你为什么不让Mel，Linz 和 Jennifer 帮你啊?那是什么？

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你说什么?

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Oh.

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是你叔叔vic的来信.

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这是他几年前写给我的...

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当时，他病得很重，而且我们觉得他即将死去.

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信上说什么?

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信里说...

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"我们要开个派对."

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我们正在开派对呢.

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看着Vic躺在棺材里面,

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这实在是... 太难过了.

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是的.

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可是Debbie挑选了一件非常好看的衬衣...

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上面有...

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呼拉圈舞者和棕榈树.

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至少他出去跳舞的时候有衣服穿.

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啊，希望这样还不错.

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真不错.

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最好先尝尝.

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我是说你照顾得多么细致周到.

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就像会上每个人说得那样.

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我... 我知道葬礼有多么的让人感觉沉重.

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我看你需要一些...

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安慰.

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你看得真准，辅导员.

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我带了泰式炒饭和甜点.

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我爱吃.

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你知道一直以来我都怎么想的么?

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我知道这很难受，但是...

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我可能就是那个人.

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所有人,

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Michael 和 Brian,

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Mel 和 Linz.

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Emmett.

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他们都可能是参加我的葬礼.

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你还知道我在想些什么吗?

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我多么想吻你...

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咬你...

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操你.

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舔你.

221
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我想我们应该在东西冷掉以前把它吃完.

222
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你比泰国菜好吃多了.

223
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Ted.

224
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Mm-hm?

225
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我曾经以为葬礼肯定是场灾难.

226
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但是结果,

227
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你妈她她自己管得好好的,

228
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你发表了一篇动人的演讲,

229
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而且你的头发看起来好极了.

230
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谢了.

231
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这些你看来都不觉得很奇怪么

232
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她撑得怎么样?

233
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,630
Well, 我认为她还是震惊万分.

234
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另外，我失去了不少朋友，我都已经不知道行为举止怎样才是得体怎样才是不得体了.

235
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每个人都以他自有的方式伤心，在他自有的...

236
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时间.

237
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,814
老天, 你闻到没?

238
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Hunter?

239
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,150
你TMD在干什么?

240
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抽你私藏的大麻.

241
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,790
要么看起来我想是在干什么?

242
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,449
这就是你为什么不愿意和我去我妈妈家的原因么?

243
00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:42,060
这样你就可以留在这里抽大麻么?

244
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,730
完全胜过吃那些冷盘

245
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以及听一个我知之甚少的老头的故事.

246
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,771
那个老人碰巧是我的叔叔.

247
00:15:49,106 --> 00:15:51,425
那你自己去热泪盈眶吧.

248
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,760
我更想吸上一口.

249
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我们在抚养一个未成年的小孩，Michael.

250
00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:04,040
如果被发现我们有大麻和其他的违禁物品，我们可能会失去他.

251
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,533
我不记得我们什么时候有这个的.

252
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,040
Brian给我的为了应急.

253
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,798
他显然把家里翻了个遍才找到的.

254
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,780
Michael?

255
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,364
你在干嘛?

256
00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:19,440
这是紧急情况.

257
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,359
Michael, 如果连我们自己都在吸毒，我们就没办法告诫他不去吸毒。

258
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我们当然可以.

259
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:26,479
这就是家长制阿.

260
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,220
"一个惊喜正在等着你."

261
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你的说什么?

262
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,590
"你爱的那个男人

263
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将会慢慢的，淫荡的

264
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:54,232
一件一件脱去他的衣服，在你面前展示他

265
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完美的身躯.

266
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然后，他会

267
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掏出...

268
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:05,581
他那话儿...

269
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让你舔它."

270
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这个签的内容也太长了吧.

271
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还有呢.

272
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Oh?

273
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,782
"接下来，他将舔你菊花直到你抓狂,

274
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然后用他的大炮...

275
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顶着你

276
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向你疯狂的开炮直到你丢了为止."

277
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"...在床上."

278
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,190
你需要在所有的签后都加上"在床上"这一句.

279
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我正想着要不要"在地板上"

280
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好的.

281
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什么?

282
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没事.

283
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,870
你的手太凉了.

284
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:09,052
哈! 我来把它们弄热乎点.

285
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,980
没事.

286
00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:16,391
我有点累了.

287
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,580
好的，恩...

288
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,414
当我上床的时候，是二月,

289
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,562
而且，嗯，我只服用了一颗Xanax[抗焦虑药].

290
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,550
Shit!

291
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,380
那我到底睡了多久?

292
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,906
Fuck!

293
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,190
我都不知道哪些树枝是顶部的，哪些是底部的。

294
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,590
那，你去问问另外一棵树好了.

295
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,611
Deb?

296
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:12,108
Huh?

297
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,160
Oh. 你没看到么? 圣诞节到了.

298
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,317
圣诞节.

299
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:19,830
但在你打电话给疯人院叫人把我接走之前,

300
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,700
我完全有理由这么做.

301
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:26,008
Rodney 交给我一份几年前vic写给我的信,

302
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:28,100
当, 恩, 当我们认为可能会失去他的时候.

303
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,400
那时正好临近圣诞节。医生这么说的,

304
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,610
当时看起来他好像快不行了.

305
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:36,480
因此，在这封信中，他要我答应他既是他本人不在场，

306
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:41,568
他也希望我们过上一个最美好的圣诞节.

307
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:44,850
但是, Deb, 他那个时候在这里啊.

308
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:48,420
而且... 而且不单单是那个圣诞节，而是往后的更多的圣诞节.

309
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,320
对啊，但是现在他走了.

310
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:54,014
所以我说有什么比来次最后的庆祝更好的

311
00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:56,060
追悼会呢

312
00:19:56,470 --> 00:20:00,139
那很好，deb. 但是你不觉得太迟了么?

313
00:20:00,974 --> 00:20:03,960
没关系的.

314
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,494
如果你爱的人给你写封信要你帮忙做点什么,

315
00:20:06,529 --> 00:20:08,933
你别无选择只有去做.

316
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:16,243
你知道，砍倒一棵树应该更容易点.

317
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:25,090
嘿, 懒骨头.

318
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,230
闹钟10分钟前就闹过了.

319
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,797
我知道.

320
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:37,060
Hmm.

321
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:44,230
那，你没有地方可去，没有事情可做，没有人要见么？

322
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:49,035
你是对的。我该起来了。

323
00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:52,292
Oh... ah.

324
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,539
首先,

325
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:57,263
你需要舒缓一下晨痛。

326
00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:01,170
Ted. Ted. Ted, 求... 求你了. 求你了.

327
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:01,880
什么，没心情?

328
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,340
不是这个.

329
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:07,240
我觉得... 我-我觉得我们不应该在这么做了.

330
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,540
什么? 不穿衣服拥抱么?

331
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,410
玩"小色情狂去渔场"的游戏么?

332
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,720
是的.

333
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,994
Oh.

334
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,283
听着, 嗯, Ted, 求你了,

335
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,118
在你开始自以为是之前...

336
00:21:50,153 --> 00:21:52,555
你是说，是因为我?

337
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:56,008
不是.

338
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:57,760
当然，从来都不是.

339
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:01,900
我早该了解.

340
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:03,280
也不愿意被缠上?

341
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,863
这是个错误.

342
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,150
坠入爱河?

343
00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:10,390
做爱? 变得亲密?

344
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,010
那个... 那个疗程要求...

345
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:17,995
去TMD的什么疗程!

346
00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:20,607
这是我的生活。我有权利作出我自己的决定.

347
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:24,353
是的，做为你的辅导员，这是我的责任去帮助你做出正确的决定。

348
00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:27,340
嗯，是啊，你正是这么做的啊。

349
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,610
你帮我太多了也许你自己都不清楚.

350
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:31,434
就像会上那个女人说得那样，

351
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:35,912
我不知道没有你我会做些什么，如何生存下去.

352
00:22:36,236 --> 00:22:39,310
这不包括跟你睡觉.

353
00:22:40,797 --> 00:22:43,173
那你为什么要这么做?

354
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,120
做些补救?

355
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:50,167
和你的原因一样.

356
00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:54,400
因为我想.

357
00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:59,195
但是你正在受到伤害.

358
00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:01,500
伤害? 这怎么会伤害到我?

359
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,070
因为现在你需要关心你自己.

360
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,570
其他任何事情都不重要，包括我。

361
00:23:23,395 --> 00:23:25,399
那个混球故意害我.

362
00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:27,526
然后他撒谎说是个意外.

363
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,620
什么，所以你打他了?

364
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,320
我必须保护自己.

365
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,720
是的，但是如果他让你流血了呢?

366
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,212
所有人都需要知道你是艾滋病毒携带者么.

367
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:36,395
你就想说这个?

368
00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:37,876
是的. 这正是我想说的.

369
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,145
听着，你一直都很棒,

370
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,513
比所有人预想的都要好.

371
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,760
那又能证明什么?

372
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:46,422
证明皮条客不仅口交技巧一流,

373
00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:47,590
而且还能写出本报告来?

374
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:48,890
不是，我不是这个意思.

375
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,660
那你为什么搞砸了?

376
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,722
就好像我的S.A.T.分数有多重要一样,

377
00:23:53,757 --> 00:23:55,736
或者我是不是个获得国家级大奖的学者,

378
00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:58,093
因为我最后将和vic一样被装进一个棺材里.

379
00:23:58,128 --> 00:24:00,155
Whoa. Okay, 听着.

380
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,146
不久前，感染我的那个人死了.

381
00:24:03,181 --> 00:24:03,795
你认得他?

382
00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:04,560
是的.

383
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:06,070
那你没有把他杀了?

384
00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,440
他是我的前任爱人.

385
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,640
Shit. 你谁都不能相信.

386
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:12,017
重点是，后来，我干了一些自暴自弃的事情.

387
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:12,953
比如?

388
00:24:12,988 --> 00:24:15,210
比如吃类固醇，因为我认为这个会让我更健康.

389
00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:17,204
但是类固醇对我造成的伤害比他的好处要大得多.

390
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,950
并且这也没有改变病毒仍然在我体内的事实,

391
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,550
和你一样，但是...

392
00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:24,171
不论我们有多么的害怕和愤怒,

393
00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:25,590
我们决不能自暴自弃,

394
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:28,309
我们不能让它毁了我们的生活.

395
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,343
我不知道你TMD在讲些什么.

396
00:24:30,378 --> 00:24:31,947
嘿, 我告诉你.

397
00:24:31,982 --> 00:24:34,159
有个小子害我挨揍，仅此而已.

398
00:24:35,394 --> 00:24:37,740
好的.

399
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,540
如果就只有这些而已。

400
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:44,508
来，我们... 我们回家.

401
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:54,919
找到 Donner 和 Blitzen了（两头驯鹿的名字）.

402
00:24:57,510 --> 00:24:59,220
要我帮把手么？

403
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,266
谢了，蜜糖.

404
00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:03,088
整群驯鹿都在我的控制之下.

405
00:25:04,723 --> 00:25:07,914
老天啊!

406
00:25:07,949 --> 00:25:11,561
对了，耶稣诞生那一幕的布置，谢谢你提醒我.

407
00:25:12,514 --> 00:25:16,323
自你上次看见那些以来已经有日子了吧，嗯?

408
00:25:16,358 --> 00:25:17,600
嗯，他过去挺喜欢他们的.

409
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,330
每年他都会说,"驯鹿在哪里啊，妈?"

410
00:25:20,365 --> 00:25:23,613
'因为每年我们都会把它们放到房顶上.

411
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,271
然后Vic就病倒了.

412
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:27,780
但是今年，我们要重新来过,

413
00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,250
就像以前那样.

414
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:33,650
那，我就不打扰你和你的驯鹿了.

415
00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:35,083
你-你要去哪里?

416
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,233
为圣诞节采购.

417
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,850
只剩下310天了.

418
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,131
妈?

419
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,020
妈.

420
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:53,450
我上上下下那个楼梯应该有20多遍了今天.

421
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,190
我认为你为vic叔叔做的一切实在是太好了,

422
00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:58,087
但是不要把自己搞得太累。

423
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,501
哦，我没事，蜜糖.

424
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:00,599
那，至少让我帮帮你.

425
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,653
不，不用了.

426
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,494
那，我愿意...

427
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,709
我没事.

428
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,470
Michael, 你放手好不好?我不需要你的帮助!

429
00:26:12,931 --> 00:26:14,992
妈...

430
00:26:17,402 --> 00:26:19,983
我-我必须要这么做.

431
00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:22,190
全由我一个人来做，好吗?

432
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,426
为什么阿?

433
00:26:23,526 --> 00:26:27,527
因为这是vic的最后的请求.

434
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:33,190
如果我把所有的一切都做得很完美，都按照他得想发来做，那么也许...

435
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,720
每件事都要做对，就这样。好吗?

436
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:40,976
什么事都不允许出错.

437
00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:52,540
现在都没有人尊重隐私权了么?

438
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,340
仅仅变成了一项被遗忘的权利了么?

439
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,810
Gus 一整天都在叫 "达达" .

440
00:26:57,830 --> 00:27:01,188
那他倒是突然对德国超现实主义产生兴趣了啊。[有兴趣地可以去研究一下达达主义]

441
00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:03,920
我觉得他是在叫你。幽默点好么.

442
00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:06,350
他都作了一整天早熟的小孩了.

443
00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:10,092
哦，那是什么?

444
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:13,276
要看看么?

445
00:27:14,689 --> 00:27:15,943
Boop.

446
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:18,894
你看见那个...

447
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,860
漂亮的男孩, Gus?

448
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:24,260
他知道如何生活...

449
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,049
也知道什么时候死去.

450
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,245
不是.

451
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:29,155
Mm-hm.

452
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,986
不是死去...

453
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:33,440
不要看着他自己...

454
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,410
一天天变老变丑.

455
00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:40,950
看着他自己逐渐解体,

456
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,420
不要 "用过的尿布”.

457
00:27:45,774 --> 00:27:49,120
他浑身光芒四射，两个球均完整无缺.

458
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:51,534
他是不是对詹姆士迪恩来说还太小了点?

459
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:54,590
你不会像要他看天线宝宝的，是吧?

460
00:27:54,610 --> 00:27:56,990
那会让他变成个gay的.

461
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,320
你知道，以你这种惯有的奇怪的、颠覆性的方式来看,

462
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,860
你并不算是一个糟糕的父亲.

463
00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:06,290
我更希望自己被看作是个父亲的反面教材.

464
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,260
随便你怎么说.

465
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,558
如果你希望多和他呆一段时间，你只需要动动嘴。

466
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:13,700
我想我还是继续我一贯的昙花一现作风好了.

467
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:19,472
你知道，在不久的将来,

468
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,640
我们将会看着他毕业.

469
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:26,350
然后我猜他会遇到一个可爱的年轻女孩...

470
00:28:26,385 --> 00:28:27,883
或者男孩.

471
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,818
结婚，也许.

472
00:28:29,828 --> 00:28:32,010
子孙满堂, 也许.

473
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,470
哎，你真是会扫兴啊你?

474
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,563
别着急.

475
00:28:35,570 --> 00:28:39,050
我相信你将会是个最火辣的，最帅气的祖父的反面教材.

476
00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:43,466
<i>...除非他成为名人</i>

477
00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:46,090
<i>谁会永远年轻的活在人们心中</i>

478
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:48,710
<i>而且不会被时间所磨灭.</i>

479
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,160
除了其他惩罚，你还要被关禁闭.

480
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:53,920
我又没有谎报炸弹

481
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,557
也没有狂枪乱射.

482
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,525
这不是重点！

483
00:28:57,662 --> 00:28:59,992
除了为你担心以外，我要担心的事情已经够多的了。

484
00:29:00,192 --> 00:29:03,230
那就别担心了啊。

485
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,800
我高兴替谁担心就替谁担心.

486
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:07,189
你在想什么啊?

487
00:29:07,195 --> 00:29:08,644
我什么也没想.

488
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,170
显然是的.

489
00:29:12,199 --> 00:29:13,501
你不可原谅.

490
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:14,880
我不要坐在这里听你大吼大叫.

491
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,232
那就别象个白痴一样.

492
00:29:16,235 --> 00:29:17,405
Michael, 住口.

493
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,218
那这是我们要的么，让他卷入麻烦.

494
00:29:20,253 --> 00:29:21,911
回你的房间.

495
00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:24,084
走啊.

496
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,902
你必须要明白他不能晃来晃去到处惹事.

497
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,090
而且你不能娇惯他。

498
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,818
我没有娇惯他.

499
00:29:34,853 --> 00:29:36,680
他需要的是纪律.

500
00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:39,254
他需要的是理解.

501
00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,586
听着，我是到你要面对很多事情，但是他也是一样.

502
00:29:42,621 --> 00:29:45,030
他的叔叔又没有刚刚过世。

503
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,973
他的妈妈又没有忙得直不起腰.

504
00:29:47,008 --> 00:29:49,137
是的，但是他才16岁,

505
00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:50,476
而且是病毒携带者,

506
00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:53,024
并且还第一次面对可能死于艾滋病的危险.

507
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,801
试想一下这该有多么的可怕.

508
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:59,809
所以如果他现在的行为有些过激，那只是因为他实在是太害怕了.

509
00:30:05,268 --> 00:30:07,684
对不起.

510
00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:09,700
我根本就没有这样想过.

511
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,960
你干吗要想? 你又没有得.

512
00:31:25,225 --> 00:31:27,200
嘿, 看看谁来了!

513
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,110
Teddy-boy.

514
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,270
你TMD死哪去了?

515
00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,310
割包皮了？

516
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,196
是的.

517
00:31:32,231 --> 00:31:33,640
我们过会就去Dr. C's那里.

518
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,410
好啊，好啊

519
00:31:35,430 --> 00:31:37,310
你想来么, cum, cum?[cum与come同音，指闲豆浆、摩丝，随便你们怎么叫它]

520
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,620
嗯... 算了.

521
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:44,520
我刚刚在想...

522
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:46,890
就是...

523
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:48,960
如果你有，你知道...

524
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:50,790
a little tina? [应该是指毒品]

525
00:31:58,206 --> 00:32:00,100
谢了.

526
00:32:00,762 --> 00:32:03,160
特价一次性买卖.

527
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:04,790
先在我身上试试.

528
00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,043
他以前从来没有拒绝过我.

529
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,640
我必须承认，这听起来一点都不想我们所认识的那个Brian Kinney

530
00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:17,770
而且觉得他非常矛盾.

531
00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:19,370
该走了.

532
00:32:39,178 --> 00:32:41,677
也许我对他来说已经太老了.

533
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,702
也许是我的头发.

534
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:44,620
蜜糖, 我爱你的头发.

535
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,090
而且如果你太老了,

536
00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:47,630
我们其他人都应该去敬老院了.

537
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:48,606
还有呢?

538
00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:50,400
也许你正处于低潮期.

539
00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,300
谁都会碰到这种情况.

540
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,400
试着来点情调.

541
00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:59,040
但是没什么事情，而且也没有什么人我们没有做过了.

542
00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:02,649
只需要一点点新鲜的成分

543
00:33:02,652 --> 00:33:06,209
就可以让一盘家常便饭变得活色生香.

544
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,410
他很热辣啊.

545
00:33:49,415 --> 00:33:50,908
Uh-huh.

546
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:57,349
我想你在漫长辛苦的一天后晚上会又长又硬.

547
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,493
Um...

548
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:01,150
你知道，我刚想起来，我...

549
00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:03,420
落了点东西在办公室.

550
00:34:06,186 --> 00:34:08,418
Brian.

551
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:20,397
我要你穿的光鲜点去参加那个派对.

552
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,037
穿上我们给你买的那件新的毛线衫.

553
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,905
这是个特殊的场合，她希望我们都以最佳的形象出席.

554
00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:25,310
而且如果下课后有时间去理个发的话...

555
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,402
你给我的妆画好了么?

556
00:34:28,548 --> 00:34:29,653
是的，好了.

557
00:34:29,688 --> 00:34:31,965
好的，因为我不会去的.

558
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:42,208
至少你可以试着去露个脸.

559
00:34:44,070 --> 00:34:46,179
我才不会像圣诞老人一样的造访呢,

560
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,220
尤其是在根本就不是圣诞节的时候.

561
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,420
这对她很重要

562
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,320
尊重vic的遗愿.

563
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,930
那当我发起牢骚的时候她该怎么办?

564
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,720
扔给我一个复活节彩蛋?

565
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:58,390
你不会发牢骚的.

566
00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,692
你将会呆在那里很长很长时间.

567
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,360
你怎么会知道?

568
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,230
回答我.

569
00:35:06,499 --> 00:35:08,069
我不知道.

570
00:35:08,104 --> 00:35:10,169
那就TMD别那么说阿.

571
00:35:10,204 --> 00:35:13,876
这也就是为什么我们必须活在现在,

572
00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:15,510
就像 Ben 所说的那样.

573
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,580
那是个绝妙的建议，伙计.

574
00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:21,179
Ben的那套佛教说教还真的启发了我.

575
00:35:21,214 --> 00:35:25,101
我想我得走了，在我浪费所有“现在”之前.

576
00:35:26,536 --> 00:35:28,709
嘿.

577
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:30,990
嘿，嘿!

578
00:35:37,873 --> 00:35:41,775
如果你不想去的话你可以不去.

579
00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:47,164
走吧.

580
00:36:03,601 --> 00:36:06,096
谁啊?

581
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:09,229
圣诞节鬼魂.

582
00:36:21,564 --> 00:36:23,733
节日的问候.

583
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,266
试着站在vic的角度想一项，嗯...

584
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:29,590
没关系.

585
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:35,287
我只是顺便活来告诉你一声，嗯，我读了你的信.

586
00:36:35,387 --> 00:36:37,948
哦，是么?

587
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:40,794
读了好几遍，实际上.

588
00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:42,588
写得非常好.

589
00:36:42,595 --> 00:36:44,869
文具也都是高档货.

590
00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:47,311
噢是的，我，我在那个你让我欲火焚身的地方.

591
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,697
你知道的，就是在你写完所有商业贺卡的地方.

592
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:50,360
哦，我喜欢那间店子.

593
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:53,307
还有那个可爱的英国人，摩根，是他在经营是吧?

594
00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:54,500
是的，他很惹火，是吧?

595
00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:58,349
我总是带着那种口音，听起来像个傻傻的荡妇.

596
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:01,898
你知道的，一句加油我的两腿就已经高高翘起了。

597
00:37:06,409 --> 00:37:10,265
嗯，是的，那个... 那封信。. 嗯...

598
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,438
所以我，嗯... 我读过了而且...

599
00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:16,066
等一下。你把那封信还给了我。我把它给扔了。

600
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,120
对我们俩来说还算幸运的，

601
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:24,593
嗯，Blake 把他给捡了回来，嗯，把他还给了我。

602
00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:29,830
我，嗯，... 不知道他有这样做。

603
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,860
我... 我, 嗯... 我很高兴他做了，

604
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,263
因为老实跟你说...

605
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:37,400
我其实有点希望...

606
00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:41,110
希望你不要好起来

607
00:37:41,145 --> 00:37:43,570
希望你继续受苦,

608
00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:47,271
让你感觉好像你是活该受罪.

609
00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:50,666
有些卑鄙，是吧?

610
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,076
并不是.

611
00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:56,357
我自己也这么觉得.

612
00:37:57,792 --> 00:38:01,049
无论如何，嗯...

613
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,240
必须把这个交给他。他是个好的辅导员.

614
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:07,310
而且也是个... 是个好朋友

615
00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:08,710
对你这么关心.

616
00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:11,150
你有他这样的朋友真实走运.

617
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,038
Teddy, 我, 嗯...

618
00:38:16,138 --> 00:38:19,564
我只是希望你祝你一切都好.

619
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:33,395
你看起来一副想要吹箫的样子.

620
00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:35,323
来点大麻也行啊.

621
00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:39,570
我突然有种死亡优越感.

622
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:45,370
这个不是亚瑟米勒的一出戏剧么?

623
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:49,044
这个是Michael Novotny的未决的观察.

624
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:54,488
无论我转向哪里，我...

625
00:38:54,523 --> 00:38:58,610
都会碰到某人无可避免的离我而去.

626
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:02,880
死亡真得会让你透不过气来.

627
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,105
我指的不只是Vic.

628
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,140
还有Ben 和 Hunter.

629
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,890
老兄，这样说...

630
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:17,360
真得很龌龊。我甚至都不愿去想去，但是...

631
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,600
他们可能会像他一样的死去...

632
00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:22,183
然后就剩下我一个

633
00:39:22,218 --> 00:39:28,108
整理他们的遗物，关掉所有的灯.

634
00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:35,300
他们是艾滋病毒携带者并不意味着他们马上就不久于人世.

635
00:39:37,158 --> 00:39:39,912
Hell, 可能是你.

636
00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:44,570
你可能出门上街...

637
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:47,210
被一辆...

638
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:50,010
奔驰Kompressor撞倒.

639
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:53,750
比辆巴士要高级的多.

640
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,950
谢谢.

641
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,480
去邮局买邮票...

642
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,380
被一个极度不满的邮局工作人员开枪杀死.

643
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,760
以防万一你没有留意到，这些日子那些工人都对工作极度不满.

644
00:40:17,024 --> 00:40:19,631
我只是...

645
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,030
我只是觉得想想要一个人呆着就感到害怕.

646
00:40:26,461 --> 00:40:29,210
我们来的时候都是一个人啊.

647
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:33,532
我们将来也都会变成一个人啊.

648
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,809
是的，不过到那个时候以前，我想...

649
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:40,020
我希望至少给我个幻觉有人会一直陪我,

650
00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:42,295
哪怕只是暂时的也好.

651
00:40:43,551 --> 00:40:45,632
坚持你想要得，但是...

652
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,608
你越不是那么坚持，就越容易放手.

653
00:40:49,643 --> 00:40:51,150
也许你的对的.

654
00:40:53,386 --> 00:40:56,520
至少，我很高兴我有你.

655
00:40:57,340 --> 00:41:00,549
怎么又说到我头上来了?

656
00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:03,267
Well...

657
00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:07,870
很高兴知道不管发生什么事情,

658
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,400
我们将始终拥有对方，就像从前一样.

659
00:41:11,191 --> 00:41:13,314
是吧?

660
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,917
要带你一程吗?

661
00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:32,163
嗯，嘿. 不用了. 我并没有多远的路要走.

662
00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:33,740
变冷了.

663
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,240
感觉要下雪了.

664
00:41:36,622 --> 00:41:38,433
无论如何，谢了啊.

665
00:41:38,468 --> 00:41:40,561
求你了?

666
00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:48,324
听者，嗯...

667
00:41:48,359 --> 00:41:49,790
Ted, 我已经试着跟你解释过了.

668
00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,490
我不知道还能怎么跟你说.

669
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,490
那就听我说，好吗?

670
00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:57,027
听着，在你告诉我你再也不想见到我以后...

671
00:41:57,030 --> 00:41:58,932
我说过我们继续见面不是一个好主意.

672
00:41:59,132 --> 00:42:01,900
是的. 我不安极了，你知道我干了什么?

673
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,734
不知道.

674
00:42:06,850 --> 00:42:08,482
Dr. C那里最好的货.

675
00:42:08,490 --> 00:42:10,780
价格不错.

676
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:12,222
Shit.

677
00:42:12,383 --> 00:42:13,618
但是我带着那些东西逛了一圈,

678
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:15,742
我算了一下，就发现,

679
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,980
这样做会让我变成资产负债表上的减项.

680
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,594
而且，这一次也许是永久的。

681
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,793
所以我决定放弃.

682
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:26,229
一个聪明的决定.

683
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:31,830
听着，当我们第一次见面...

684
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,930
我坠入了爱河，因为你需要我去照顾你.

685
00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:40,111
这一次，我坠入爱河是因为我需要你来照顾我,

686
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,299
并且你一直在照顾我.

687
00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:47,480
实际上，如果不是你我可能现在都不能站在这里.

688
00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:50,340
我非常抱歉...

689
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:55,680
如果我太自私太纵欲而没有看到这一点的话.

690
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,980
谢谢你...

691
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,356
Ted.

692
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:13,235
那爱是什么时候离我们而去的？我...

693
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,600
除了时间再次不凑巧之外.

694
00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:18,903
Yeah, 我们曾经拥有过的，不是么?

695
00:43:21,585 --> 00:43:24,026
也许某天，又会碰上合适的时间.

696
00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:25,816
Huh, 你这么想?

697
00:43:26,950 --> 00:43:29,668
可以希望.

698
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,900
Oh...

699
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,789
万一你又被它诱惑.

700
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:56,518
你看。

701
00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:58,666
下雪了.

702
00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:08,775
我真不敢相信你要走了.

703
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,596
18号航班.

704
00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:14,480
巴塞罗那和马德里.

705
00:44:14,515 --> 00:44:16,320
想帮我联系一下西班牙语吗?

706
00:44:16,701 --> 00:44:19,220
Como esta usted?[你好吗？]

707
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,020
我很好，谢谢,

708
00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,530
你肯定是发疯了.

709
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:24,530
这是人之本性，念由心生.

710
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,460
那我们怎样才能...

711
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,830
油然而生的给你做掩护而你自己却在阳光下把你的屁股晒成褐色?

712
00:44:30,850 --> 00:44:33,753
你和Remson, Brown, Eyeconics都有会要开.

713
00:44:33,788 --> 00:44:36,230
他们可以等等. 他们可以等到我回来.

714
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,845
你什么时候回来?

715
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,510
到时候会让你知道的.

716
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:45,680
Huh, 我替你工作5年了，我从来都没有见过你就这样离开.

717
00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:50,777
那为什么现在，当你刚刚开了自己的公司的时候,

718
00:44:50,812 --> 00:44:52,101
突然决定要...

719
00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:53,820
Well, 这就是为什么要自己当老板的原因，不是吗?

720
00:44:53,830 --> 00:44:58,420
自己定时间表，来去自由，不用对任何人做出解释.

721
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,746
几乎任何人.

722
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:02,185
啊，拖累来了。

723
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:03,772
Cynthia...

724
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,130
劳驾我们说两句话?

725
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:09,730
记得要吃大量的新鲜水果还有要和大量的自来水.

726
00:45:10,853 --> 00:45:12,571
你去哪里?

727
00:45:12,606 --> 00:45:14,496
伊比莎岛.

728
00:45:14,531 --> 00:45:16,230
我今天晚上就走.

729
00:45:19,232 --> 00:45:20,614
不带上我?

730
00:45:20,714 --> 00:45:22,630
Well, 你要上学的，还记得吧?

731
00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:27,270
我让你翘课的话是极度不负责任的做法.

732
00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:28,370
去TMD学校.

733
00:45:28,390 --> 00:45:29,910
去TMD的赌注.

734
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,640
滚你的. 我是说，我们应该一起去.

735
00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:33,380
我们没有TMD结婚!

736
00:45:36,954 --> 00:45:41,742
而且我不需要TMD你的允许

737
00:45:41,745 --> 00:45:44,589
如果我想去哪里的话.

738
00:45:54,524 --> 00:45:56,447
你是对的.

739
00:45:56,610 --> 00:45:58,555
你说的完全正确.

740
00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:01,754
我们没有义务告诉对方任何事情

741
00:46:02,489 --> 00:46:08,110
听着，如果我说了什么或者做了什么让你生气的话，我不是真心的.

742
00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:14,033
不是你.

743
00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:17,199
那是什么?

744
00:46:17,730 --> 00:46:19,950
那又怎样?

745
00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:31,925
Okay.

746
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:37,006
你去做那些不管出于什么原因是你认为应该做的事情.

747
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,030
我只是想让你知道我爱你.

748
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:44,582
而且我会在这里等你回来.

749
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:25,817
用常青树的枝丫装点客厅

750
00:47:25,890 --> 00:47:31,649
围着圣诞树摇摆身体，过一个快乐的圣诞节

751
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:45,072
每个人都踩着新式的、旧式的舞步快乐的跳舞

752
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,260
谢谢你.

753
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,690
我就知道Shanda Leer会穿回她的高跟鞋的。

754
00:47:57,710 --> 00:48:00,630
谁也不能埋没一个优秀的变装表演者.

755
00:48:00,650 --> 00:48:02,641
绅士都喜欢金发女郎是真的吗?

756
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:05,400
我不知道绅士怎么样，下流的老男人当然都喜欢.

757
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,924
那更好了.

758
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,490
我一直在想，我都等不及那些圣诞节后的大削价了.

759
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,473
我记得现在还不是圣诞节.

760
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:14,210
Deb真的全心投入.

761
00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:16,980
院子里头那些穿这皮马甲的侏儒们怎样?

762
00:48:16,990 --> 00:48:19,140
那是Vic叔叔的主意.

763
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,950
请自便。常常那个圣诞老人的.

764
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,220
那时Vic最喜欢的。当他还是个小孩子的时候，他常常会把他的头咬掉.

765
00:48:28,130 --> 00:48:30,695
我真希望他现在可以在这里和我们分享这一切.

766
00:48:30,730 --> 00:48:32,483
谁说他不在啊?

767
00:48:32,518 --> 00:48:34,150
那就让他看见你的微笑吧.

768
00:48:34,170 --> 00:48:35,170
来吧.

769
00:48:40,241 --> 00:48:43,530
要来点么?

770
00:48:43,550 --> 00:48:46,000
嗯，实际上，我不喜欢蛋酒.

771
00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:48,130
啊，我也是.

772
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:49,400
但是，我觉得我必须喝.

773
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,370
Well.

774
00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:58,308
在淡季庆祝圣诞节的好处之一就是...

775
00:48:58,343 --> 00:49:01,488
东西便宜?

776
00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:06,508
你需要再次被提醒去爱你身边的人.

777
00:49:08,388 --> 00:49:10,585
圣诞节快乐, Em.

778
00:49:10,985 --> 00:49:13,706
你也是，Teddy.

779
00:49:16,441 --> 00:49:19,419
请大家注意了

780
00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:22,224
大家都进来吧.

781
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:29,500
今年的圣诞节来得有点早,

782
00:49:29,535 --> 00:49:32,320
或者说有点迟，看你怎么去看它了.

783
00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,860
但是，嗯，不管怎样圣诞节到了.

784
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,034
而且，嗯，那是因为这是vic想要过它的方式,

785
00:49:40,069 --> 00:49:43,982
让他所有的朋友一起庆祝他最喜欢的节日...

786
00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:45,819
和他.

787
00:49:45,890 --> 00:49:46,930
听啊，听啊.

788
00:49:47,872 --> 00:49:55,530
现在，该是致上节日的结束语的时候了.

789
00:49:55,550 --> 00:49:59,490
每年，我和vic都会争着让自己把天使放到树上.

790
00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:02,248
通常都是他赢了，因为...

791
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:05,300
我让着他的.

792
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,040
但是现在...

793
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:12,800
今年，我亲爱的弟弟...

794
00:50:13,035 --> 00:50:16,070
我来放吧，以你的名义.

795
00:50:18,777 --> 00:50:20,358
小心点，妈.

796
00:50:20,663 --> 00:50:25,020
如果我爬得上房顶的话，我爬个椅子有什么问题.

797
00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:42,729
No.

798
00:50:42,829 --> 00:50:44,023
No!

799
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:56,041
必须要完美.

800
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:56,748
妈...

801
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:59,340
不行，一定要完美无缺!

802
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:02,829
一定要完美无缺！

803
00:51:16,555 --> 00:51:17,790
好了，Kinney先生,

804
00:51:17,810 --> 00:51:21,944
放松，从10开始倒数.

805
00:51:24,336 --> 00:51:26,255
10...

806
00:51:30,862 --> 00:51:32,311
9...

807
00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:36,617
8...

808
00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:31,225
Moo!