1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,557 One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, 2 00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:04,500 Shake it, dude. 3 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,820 Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,623 Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,877 Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,255 Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,652 He's not getting into more fights, is he? 8 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:55,330 Oh, no, nothing like that. 9 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,570 Hunter has shown remarkable progress. 10 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,700 That's good to hear. 11 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,970 Yes, he's extremely bright. 12 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:02,510 That runs in the family. 13 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:06,429 However, he's not the most disciplined student 14 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,402 and he has a tendency to be a bit of a... 15 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:10,810 Smartass? 16 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:13,123 Runs in the family too. 17 00:01:13,158 --> 00:01:16,551 But, you're to be commended for doing an excellent job. 18 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:19,100 Ah, thank you, Mrs. Crowe. 19 00:01:19,135 --> 00:01:20,909 Thank you. 20 00:01:22,019 --> 00:01:25,893 Did you hear that? That's the first time a teacher has ever given me an "excellent". 21 00:01:28,452 --> 00:01:29,961 Excuse us. 22 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,371 Are you Hunter's parents? 23 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:33,549 Yes, that's right. 24 00:01:33,649 --> 00:01:35,339 We're Callie's folks. 25 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:37,352 Uh, Callie... 26 00:01:37,387 --> 00:01:38,846 Our kids are seeing one another. 27 00:01:38,946 --> 00:01:41,226 Yes, of course. The famous Callie. 28 00:01:41,326 --> 00:01:42,171 Steve Leeson. 29 00:01:42,271 --> 00:01:43,278 Amber Morgan-Leeson. 30 00:01:43,378 --> 00:01:44,171 Ben Bruckner. 31 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,308 Michael Novotny-Bruckner. 32 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:49,710 Hunter always speaks of you both with such admiration. 33 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,980 He does? 34 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,050 Well, you know how kids are. 35 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:52,652 They'll never tell you to your face. 36 00:01:52,752 --> 00:01:54,120 Yeah. 37 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,098 Callie's like a little schoolgirl every time she mentions his name. 38 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:59,750 She is a schoolgirl. 39 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:01,982 You should be very proud. He's a very nice young man. 40 00:02:02,017 --> 00:02:04,698 I think he'd prefer "cool dude". 41 00:02:04,898 --> 00:02:07,921 Listen, uh, we would love to get together with you guys. 42 00:02:07,956 --> 00:02:09,310 That'd be great. 43 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:10,993 I'll be in touch. We'll plan an evening. 44 00:02:11,028 --> 00:02:12,262 Terrific. 45 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:13,011 Nice to meet you. 46 00:02:13,511 --> 00:02:14,478 Nice to meet you. 47 00:02:14,485 --> 00:02:15,734 Bye-bye. 48 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,770 How does that feel? 49 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,709 It'd be a lot better with poppers. 50 00:02:28,809 --> 00:02:31,510 Try to describe the sensation. 51 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,255 It feels as if 52 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:36,043 someone is rotating my artificial ball. 53 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:39,652 Please. 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,978 You've put on some weight. 55 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,397 I realize to you that's a good thing, to me, it's a disaster. 56 00:02:57,530 --> 00:03:00,330 You can dress now. 57 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,670 So what's the verdict? 58 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,274 Are you still experiencing fatigue? 59 00:03:07,409 --> 00:03:08,640 Not as much. 60 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:10,140 How is your sex drive? 61 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:10,970 With both hands on the wheel. 62 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:12,903 Mm-hm. 63 00:03:12,938 --> 00:03:15,968 Of course, um, we can't be certain that 64 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:19,980 even within a month or a year that the cancer won't reoccur. But the, uh... 65 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:22,801 sonogram and the blood tests show no signs of spreading. 66 00:03:23,001 --> 00:03:26,026 How long till I can resume a normal life, 67 00:03:26,061 --> 00:03:28,810 doing recreational drugs and consuming vast amounts of alcohol? 68 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,603 Going to the gym? 69 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:34,808 I don't have any problem with some light stretching and mild cardio. 70 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:37,401 Doc, I'm a fag. 71 00:03:37,436 --> 00:03:40,544 I don't go to the gym to be healthy, I go there to look good. 72 00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:43,058 Light stretching and mild cardio aren't going to cut it. 73 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:45,236 Brian, you've had cancer. 74 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:47,915 Your body's been through a series of radiation treatments. 75 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:51,720 I suggest you take it easy. Give yourself time to recover. 76 00:03:51,755 --> 00:03:54,649 After all, you're, uh, not 21 any more. 77 00:04:00,084 --> 00:04:02,211 This is a fucking catastrophe. 78 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:04,850 What the hell happened to Jeffrey Pendergrass? 79 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,469 He felt he didn't have the support of certain influential members of the community, 80 00:04:09,504 --> 00:04:13,670 and that without their backing, he couldn't successfully meet the goals. 81 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:16,801 So he took off, with practically every cent we managed to raise. 82 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:17,739 Bastard! 83 00:04:17,774 --> 00:04:19,664 We agreed to pay all his expenses. 84 00:04:19,699 --> 00:04:23,544 Including hotel suite, champagne and the kick-off party at Babylon? 85 00:04:23,644 --> 00:04:25,970 Which it barely managed to cover, according to him. 86 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,985 Oh, I guess Brian had his number all along. 87 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,334 Okay, so what do we do now? 88 00:04:30,434 --> 00:04:32,940 There's only one thing we can do, 89 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,606 cancel the Liberty Ride. 90 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:35,842 Refund everyone's money. 91 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,723 How can you refund it if you haven't got it? 92 00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:39,357 How much are we in the hole? 93 00:04:39,457 --> 00:04:42,658 Almost $25,000. 94 00:04:46,049 --> 00:04:47,596 Congratulations, everyone, 95 00:04:47,696 --> 00:04:50,430 on being the first charity ride to pedal backwards. 96 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:51,893 Look, Liberty House is depending on us. 97 00:04:51,928 --> 00:04:54,500 Without this ride, they'll be forced to close their doors. 98 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,830 Then we have no choice but to go ahead with it. 99 00:04:56,870 --> 00:05:00,170 And hope that we find more pledges and sponsors. 100 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:06,637 It's awfully sweet of you, Teddy, to take me to lunch. 101 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:09,010 Ah, I figured you could use some cheering up. 102 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,699 I have to admit, it hasn't been easy. 103 00:05:11,734 --> 00:05:15,750 After all, how many times in life do you get to live out a fantasy? 104 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:21,212 You know, have a secret affair with a famous football star? 105 00:05:21,247 --> 00:05:25,206 Have him ride your back end three times a week 106 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:28,046 with his rock-hard 10-inch battering ram 107 00:05:28,081 --> 00:05:31,863 until your screams of ecstasy fill an entire stadium? 108 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:37,939 To lie there spent, exhausted, insensate? 109 00:05:38,201 --> 00:05:40,407 And that's only halftime. Huh. 110 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,047 Not often. So what're you in the mood for? 111 00:05:43,082 --> 00:05:45,517 I could do with a Chinese chicken salad, 112 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:48,597 and without any more talk of Drew Boyd. 113 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,390 In that case, you may want to avoid major thoroughfares. 114 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:02,079 All forms of public transportation. 115 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:04,530 Better shops and department stores. 116 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:09,610 I'd also stay away from publications such as newspapers and magazines for, uh, 117 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:14,007 oh, a year or so and, uh, 118 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:16,927 don't look up. 119 00:06:21,321 --> 00:06:24,180 Gouge my eyes out now. 120 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:26,599 Poor thing. 121 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:39,020 You look absolutely radiant, Mel. 122 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,920 Like a Botticelli Madonna. 123 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,922 I was thinking more like a Ringling Brothers elephant. 124 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:45,152 This must be the happiest time of your life. 125 00:06:46,145 --> 00:06:47,463 Must be. 126 00:06:47,563 --> 00:06:49,690 Hi, everyone. 127 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,963 Hey, Lindsay. 128 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:52,493 Sorry I'm late. 129 00:06:52,528 --> 00:06:54,958 Last minute Auerbach sale? 130 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:56,637 You want some fruit punch? 131 00:06:56,672 --> 00:06:59,796 I've also got ginger-ale or vanilla soy drink. 132 00:06:59,831 --> 00:07:01,888 I wish they'd lower the drinking age to five. 133 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,166 I could sure use a scotch. 134 00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:05,172 Congratulations on the show at the gallery. 135 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,895 Hey, it's been all over the papers. 136 00:07:06,995 --> 00:07:10,810 It must've been a real thrill, working with a famous artist like Sam Auerbach. 137 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:15,650 You can't imagine how attentive she was, tending to his every need. 138 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:27,071 Was that remark really necessary? 139 00:07:28,462 --> 00:07:29,744 What remark? 140 00:07:29,779 --> 00:07:30,830 You know what remark. 141 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,870 About my attending to his every need. 142 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,131 It's true, isn't it? 143 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:36,330 In fact, I'm surprised you even bothered to come. 144 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:37,856 Why wouldn't I? 145 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:40,412 Not a man in sight. Just us dykes. 146 00:07:40,512 --> 00:07:43,278 Look, I told you how sorry I am, that it was a mistake. 147 00:07:43,313 --> 00:07:45,680 Actually you said it was a good thing. 148 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,171 I never said it was a good thing. 149 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:51,147 That it gave you a chance to contrast and compare, and come to the conclusion that 150 00:07:51,182 --> 00:07:53,425 mm, given the choices, you still prefer me. 151 00:07:53,525 --> 00:07:54,832 That part is true. 152 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:55,950 Well, it isn't true for me. 153 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:57,791 I know which team I play on. 154 00:07:57,826 --> 00:08:00,866 It's not a choice or a preference. It's who I am. 155 00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:02,079 It's who I've always been. 156 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:05,922 A rug-muncher. A muff-diver. A cunt-lapper. A bull. A lezzie. A dyke. 157 00:08:06,022 --> 00:08:07,084 What do you think I am? 158 00:08:07,184 --> 00:08:09,998 Don't ask me to make up your mind for you. You have to do that all by yourself. 159 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,042 I'm a lesbian. 160 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,400 Not if you're having sex with a man, honey. 161 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:16,140 While I'm pregnant, yet. 162 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:20,411 I don't know which betrayal to never forgive you for first. 163 00:08:25,281 --> 00:08:26,857 Bad timing? 164 00:08:26,892 --> 00:08:29,380 No. We were just having a discussion. 165 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,020 You don't have to explain it to me. I've had three. 166 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:35,420 There's nothing like a good pregnancy to turn you into a raving bitch. 167 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,840 This guy Pendergrass skipped town, leaving the center high and dry? 168 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:47,163 That's about the long and short of it. 169 00:08:47,198 --> 00:08:49,463 Yeah, more the short of it, as in cash. 170 00:08:49,498 --> 00:08:51,170 Wonder what happened? 171 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,953 What are you looking at me for? 172 00:08:52,988 --> 00:08:56,140 It doesn't matter. We're still going to train and we're still going to ride. 173 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,662 You coming in with us? 174 00:08:57,697 --> 00:09:00,280 Brian's doctor cautioned him to take it easy. 175 00:09:00,315 --> 00:09:03,840 Meaning what? Getting laid three times a week instead of four? 176 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,880 More like seven instead of nine. 177 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,505 Yeah, some recuperation. 178 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,069 Too bad you can't go with us. 179 00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:13,240 Even if he was in peak condition, I doubt Brian would be donating his backside for charity. 180 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,913 It's not just a charity. 181 00:09:15,948 --> 00:09:20,008 We all know someone, or at least heard of someone, who spent his last days at Liberty House. 182 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:22,928 Some day, it might be one of us. 183 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,890 Not as long as I'm around. 184 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:29,160 The point is, we all deserve to die with dignity and a friend by our side. 185 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,760 I'm sure even Brian would agree with that. 186 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:36,978 See ya. 187 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:37,920 Bye, Brian. 188 00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,055 See ya. 189 00:09:42,837 --> 00:09:45,172 What's up? 190 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:49,844 This big, black S.U.V.'s been circling the block. 191 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:52,490 Keeps stopping in front of the house. 192 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,924 Christ, now it's parking. 193 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:54,920 So? 194 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,688 Well, I don't like it. 195 00:09:57,572 --> 00:09:59,615 I don't like it at all. 196 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:04,332 You don't suppose Vic had a secret life, do you? 197 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:09,070 You know, like maybe he worked for the CIA or the mafia or some foreign government, 198 00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:12,119 and now that he's gone, they decided to rub us out? 199 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:16,278 No. 200 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:20,446 Well, I have to go to work and I'm afraid to go out there. 201 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:24,318 You use the back way. I'll distract them. 202 00:10:24,353 --> 00:10:26,873 Good idea. 203 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,675 But I'm telling Carl about this, just in case. 204 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,910 If you're planning to accost me, 205 00:11:02,945 --> 00:11:06,932 you should know, they don't call us screaming faggots for nothing. 206 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:11,124 And if you're hoping to score, you're going about it all wrong. 207 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,033 Get in. 208 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,273 I don't accept rides from strangers. 209 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:23,414 Particularly those who don't show up or at least call. 210 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,530 Get in. 211 00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:41,556 Nice oil tanker. 212 00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:43,539 So what brings you to Queersville? 213 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,397 My game's been shit. 214 00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:46,443 Mm? Talk to your coach. 215 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:47,449 I can't sleep. 216 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:48,109 Take a Xanax. 217 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,135 I'm drinking too much. 218 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,683 Buy more beer nuts. 219 00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:54,187 I miss you. 220 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,429 You do? 221 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,665 Can we go to the motel? 222 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,468 Yeah. 223 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,640 Um, no. 224 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,263 No, I-I can't go back there. 225 00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:15,613 I thought you love when I fuck you. 226 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:18,325 I do love when you fuck me. 227 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,610 This isn't the Atkins Diet. 228 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:23,019 You know, man can't live on meat alone. 229 00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:24,980 At least this man can't. 230 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:35,296 All right, we'll go out. 231 00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:38,640 You mean it? 232 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,309 Careful. 233 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:48,670 What if somebody sees us? 234 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,510 They can't. 235 00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:54,210 Remember? 236 00:13:14,907 --> 00:13:18,530 You have nice lips, really soft. 237 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,617 Thanks. You too. 238 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,841 They're the first thing I noticed about you. 239 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:25,800 Yeah? 240 00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:28,936 Yeah. What was the first thing you noticed about me? 241 00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,788 Hmm... your nose. 242 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,822 You liar. 243 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,462 These. 244 00:13:52,595 --> 00:13:56,928 Did I also mention your really cute ass? 245 00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:22,401 Do you have a condom? 246 00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:23,803 Huh? 247 00:14:23,838 --> 00:14:25,434 A condom. 248 00:14:25,469 --> 00:14:26,502 I know what it is. 249 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:29,916 Well if you don't, I appropriated some from my brother. 250 00:14:31,983 --> 00:14:33,869 You really want to? 251 00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:36,357 Well, don't you? 252 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,600 Sure. 253 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:43,170 It's just that... 254 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,870 before we do... 255 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,310 there's something you should know. 256 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,809 I'm positive. 257 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:58,313 Positive? 258 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:00,089 You mean... 259 00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:02,461 I have HIV. 260 00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:06,288 Shit. Are you all right? 261 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,320 I'm not sick or anything. 262 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,136 It's just... there. 263 00:15:12,171 --> 00:15:15,269 Inside me. 264 00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:18,200 How did you get it? 265 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,700 Was it a transfusion? 266 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,728 Or from doing drugs? 267 00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:29,967 It's okay. You don't have to tell me. 268 00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:32,510 Does anyone else at school know? 269 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,780 Uh, no. 270 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,320 I promise I won't tell anyone. 271 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,651 I'm sorry. 272 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,918 Yeah. 273 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,141 I guess I better go. 274 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,858 Wait. 275 00:15:57,148 --> 00:16:00,401 My parents won't be home for a couple of hours. 276 00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:01,922 But I thought... 277 00:16:01,957 --> 00:16:03,872 Well... 278 00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:06,758 We have these, don't we? 279 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:10,637 As long as we use one, then it's safe, right? 280 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:46,597 I thought we agreed you were going to avoid all major thoroughfares, stores and publications. 281 00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:47,671 I know... 282 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,108 You have to be strong, Em, okay? 283 00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:51,761 Sitting here pining away, sipping ice cream sodas is no solution. 284 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:54,123 You need to shift your focus. 285 00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:56,351 You're right. 286 00:17:00,673 --> 00:17:03,188 God, I wish there was a meeting you could go to tonight. 287 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,682 Well, I can't. 288 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,220 Drew is taking me out. 289 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,151 On a real date. 290 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:13,084 I'm finally going to see something besides the ceiling of room 12 at the Hacienda Motel. 291 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,616 I thought you and he broke up. 292 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,666 He missed me. 293 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,810 Isn't that amazing? 294 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:25,010 This man, who only days ago was in the closet deeper than a lime green leisure suit 295 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,027 has decided to go out because, um... 296 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,298 because of me. 297 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:36,116 Well, I better get ready. 298 00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:39,507 I'm going to get a manicure and a facial. 299 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:43,082 And who knows? After, uh, painting the town mauve, 300 00:17:43,117 --> 00:17:45,689 we might just end up at Babylon. 301 00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:48,785 Bye, Mel. 302 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:01,234 You planning on having that baby here? 303 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,517 Huh? 304 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,970 You've been sitting there since breakfast. 305 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,240 Here's lunch. 306 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,799 Oh, I didn't order this. 307 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,160 I know. 308 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:14,341 I'm just practicing being a loving, attentive grandma. 309 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,423 Thanks, deb. 310 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:25,041 Now I'm going to practice being a nosy, meddlesome grandma. 311 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:27,200 Something wrong, honey? 312 00:18:27,369 --> 00:18:29,163 No, it's nothing. 313 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,460 Not with a punim like that. 314 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,381 How do you know that word? 315 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:35,360 You live long enough, everybody's Jewish. 316 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,190 Nothing's wrong with that baby? 317 00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:45,577 The baby's okay. I'm okay. Nothing to do with that. 318 00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:53,615 It's Lindsay and me. 319 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:56,161 We're in trouble, deb. Real trouble. 320 00:18:56,196 --> 00:18:57,828 Stop right there. 321 00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,306 I don't want to know. 322 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,047 'Cause whatever it is, doesn't matter. 323 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:07,775 What matters is, you're about to have a baby. 324 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,590 And that's all that counts. 325 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:13,471 So it's up to you to make things work. 326 00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:16,383 So you just chew on that, 327 00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:19,103 along with your chicken salad, 328 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:21,816 while I grab you a piece of key lime. 329 00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:35,630 As I said, Mr. Remson, we're a modest facility, 330 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:40,152 tending to the final needs of those for whom medications such as Endovir 331 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:43,221 have proved ineffective, or simply too late. 332 00:19:43,256 --> 00:19:46,486 I count myself among the fortunate ones. 333 00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:49,571 You're doing a hell of a job here. I'm sure it's not easy. 334 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,696 The hardest part is not being able to do more. 335 00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:56,891 We've already had to send a couple of our sickest clients to the county hospital, 336 00:19:56,926 --> 00:20:01,783 simply because we no longer have the staff or capability of tending to their needs. 337 00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:02,693 It's a shame. 338 00:20:02,728 --> 00:20:04,135 It's money. 339 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,582 State funding has been reduced. 340 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,113 Private donations have all but dried up, 341 00:20:09,148 --> 00:20:12,462 due to the misconception that no one dies of AIDS any more. 342 00:20:12,497 --> 00:20:15,972 Well, I hope you manage to find the necessary funds. 343 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,173 It may be too late for that. 344 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:21,349 Like our clients, we're running out of time. 345 00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:27,153 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to work. There are only two of us. 346 00:20:32,368 --> 00:20:34,900 I suppose you're going to hit me up now. 347 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:38,170 And after what I have just seen, it's going to be very hard to say no. 348 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,832 It's a worthy cause. 349 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,695 They're all worthy causes. 350 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:45,250 All I'm asking is for you to sponsor one rider in the Liberty Ride. 351 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,241 That's it? 352 00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:47,427 That's it. 353 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,420 Well, I suppose we can handle that. 354 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,587 How much do you want? 355 00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:51,949 100,000. 356 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,856 Look, it's no more than you'd spend for an ad in a magazine. 357 00:20:54,891 --> 00:20:56,890 And think of the goodwill you'll be generating, 358 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:59,339 it's more than any campaign that I could come up with. 359 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,663 As for the rider you'll be sponsoring, 360 00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:05,160 he's an amazing athlete and a renowned humanitarian. 361 00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:11,149 What the fuck are you doing? 362 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:12,320 Brain surgery? 363 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,657 Far more delicate. 364 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:18,365 This is a very rare comic from the '50s. 365 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:24,898 And you're not supposed to let the acid from your fingers touch the paper. 366 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:28,662 There, the operation is a success. 367 00:21:28,697 --> 00:21:32,197 "Michael Novotny, doctor of comicology" triumphs again. 368 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:33,946 Freak show. 369 00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:36,046 Would you get that? 370 00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:39,507 And tell whoever it is that the doctor is in. 371 00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:43,514 Hello? 372 00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,512 Uh, sure. Hold on. 373 00:21:46,547 --> 00:21:47,891 It's Mr. Leeson. 374 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,001 Callie's dad. 375 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,879 Steve? Hi. 376 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:57,918 It was nice meeting you and Amber the other night. 377 00:21:57,953 --> 00:22:00,639 Ben and I are really looking forward to getting together. 378 00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:02,191 Tonight? 379 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,921 Well, I'll have to check with Ben, but I'm sure it'll be okay. Where would you like to meet? 380 00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:09,650 That'd be fine. 381 00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,268 How about 8:00 o'clock? 382 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,474 See you then. 383 00:22:14,045 --> 00:22:15,119 What was that about? 384 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:18,476 We'd better go home and dust. Your in-laws-to-be are coming over. 385 00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:07,682 Of all the times we've fucked... 386 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:11,944 and by now I'd say that we were well into the quadruple digits... 387 00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:17,567 That has to rank in the top five. 388 00:23:17,602 --> 00:23:21,620 Good. That'll be $1,000, please. 389 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:26,248 That's quite an increase from the two bits you were charging when we met. 390 00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:31,351 To experience perfection is a privilege regardless of the price. 391 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,685 Besides, I need you to sponsor me for the Liberty Ride. 392 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,059 I'm sorry, sunshine, I'm already sponsoring someone else. 393 00:23:38,462 --> 00:23:40,117 Me. 394 00:23:40,217 --> 00:23:41,614 What? 395 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,850 I'm doing the ride. 396 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,710 You can't do the ride. 397 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,820 You've barely recovered. 398 00:23:47,850 --> 00:23:50,190 The doctor told you to take it easy, 399 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,537 and at your age... 400 00:23:51,572 --> 00:23:55,667 At my age, I can make up my own mind. 401 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,120 You hate bicycling, 402 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,760 you despise camping out, 403 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,960 you detest any and all forms of charity, 404 00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:05,130 you loathe the gay and lesbian center and everyone associated with it, 405 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,504 so give me one, just one good reason why. 406 00:24:08,868 --> 00:24:10,772 I want to. 407 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,670 Well, you cant. 408 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,467 You haven't trained, you're not in shape. 409 00:24:18,502 --> 00:24:22,756 There's no way you'd make it out of Toronto, much less the 322 miles back to Pittsburgh. 410 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,826 Your prophesies of doom only incite me more. 411 00:24:25,968 --> 00:24:27,569 I'm just being realistic. 412 00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:31,088 Well we dreamers have no time for that. 413 00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,549 When's the next spin class? 414 00:24:35,584 --> 00:24:38,152 Tomorrow. 415 00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:42,560 With a little practice, I'll fly like the wind. 416 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:56,779 The salmon was delicious. 417 00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:59,140 Thanks. 418 00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:01,735 I tried to cook it the way you like, almost rare. 419 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:03,039 Would you like some more? 420 00:25:03,074 --> 00:25:04,446 No, thanks. 421 00:25:04,481 --> 00:25:05,444 Here, let me... 422 00:25:05,479 --> 00:25:07,650 No, no, no. You cooked, I'll clean up. 423 00:25:09,857 --> 00:25:12,718 The premium for the variable annuity arrived, 424 00:25:12,753 --> 00:25:15,212 we both have to write cheques. 425 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,323 And the termite inspector's coming tomorrow. 426 00:25:17,358 --> 00:25:18,680 It never stops, does it? 427 00:25:18,715 --> 00:25:19,420 What? 428 00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:22,970 The house, keeping things in order. If it isn't one thing, it's another. 429 00:25:23,005 --> 00:25:25,025 We don't want the foundation to rot. 430 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,863 No. We dont. 431 00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:28,998 Then we have to take care of it. 432 00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,619 After all, it's our home. 433 00:25:35,259 --> 00:25:36,760 Susannah called. 434 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,030 About those tickets to the Evgeny Kissin recital. 435 00:25:40,065 --> 00:25:43,626 She wanted to know if we're still planning on going with her and Tess. 436 00:25:43,661 --> 00:25:45,097 I said, of course. 437 00:25:45,132 --> 00:25:46,694 Oh, Mel. 438 00:25:51,136 --> 00:25:52,687 Just stop it. 439 00:25:52,722 --> 00:25:54,572 Stop it! 440 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,270 What? 441 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,699 I just wanted to give you a hug and a kiss. 442 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:03,264 Well, I don't want you giving me a hug or a kiss. 443 00:26:04,344 --> 00:26:08,359 But I thought... I mean... that everything was going to be okay. 444 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,770 How could everything be okay? 445 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:14,618 I'm just trying to maintain some sense of order, 446 00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:16,912 just hold things together. 447 00:26:19,071 --> 00:26:21,390 I see. 448 00:26:21,425 --> 00:26:25,305 I actually thought you decided to forgive me. 449 00:26:25,405 --> 00:26:29,974 You must expect miracles or amnesia. 450 00:26:30,009 --> 00:26:33,934 Well, I'm sorry I can't give you what you want. But that's par for the course, isn't it? 451 00:26:34,034 --> 00:26:35,767 What's that supposed to mean? 452 00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:41,310 There's nothing I can do that'll ever make you feel completely happy. 453 00:26:41,345 --> 00:26:45,113 You'll always feel unsatisfied, and I'll always feel like I'm not enough. 454 00:26:45,213 --> 00:26:46,456 That's not true. 455 00:26:46,491 --> 00:26:48,345 Oh bullshit! Of course it is. 456 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,982 Otherwise none of this would've happened. 457 00:26:50,082 --> 00:26:51,243 Mel! 458 00:26:53,485 --> 00:26:54,711 Ooh! 459 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:55,842 Mel? 460 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,115 Are you okay? 461 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,420 Something feels wrong. 462 00:27:54,854 --> 00:27:57,739 Drewsie, you know, um, Brian and Ted, of course. 463 00:27:57,774 --> 00:28:00,786 This is, uh, Michael and Ben and Justin. 464 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:02,745 Hi, guys. 465 00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,105 Close your mouths, boys, 466 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:07,281 drool's getting on the floor. Someone could slip. 467 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:12,934 So, um, it's my baby's first time at Babylon, so let's show him a good time. 468 00:28:12,969 --> 00:28:18,089 Come on honey, let's, uh, let's go exercise our thighs a different way tonight. 469 00:28:58,814 --> 00:29:01,104 Another beer? 470 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:02,597 Huh? 471 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,280 You want another beer? 472 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,553 Uh, thanks, but I haven't finished this one yet. 473 00:29:25,442 --> 00:29:28,147 Do you happen to notice anything peculiar? 474 00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:30,454 Like what? 475 00:29:31,110 --> 00:29:34,490 Like this is one of Pittsburgh’s most famous restaurants, 476 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,016 yet we're the only ones here. 477 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,397 Must be a slow night. 478 00:29:41,432 --> 00:29:42,939 You going to finish that? 479 00:29:42,974 --> 00:29:45,018 Uh, no, no. 480 00:29:51,633 --> 00:29:55,099 You know, when you said we were going to go out, 481 00:29:55,134 --> 00:29:57,492 this isn't exactly what I imagined. 482 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,484 What did you imagine? 483 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,353 For one thing, people. 484 00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:08,607 Did you buy this place out... 485 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:10,813 so we wouldn't be seen together? 486 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:16,269 I don't like the attention, that's all. 487 00:30:16,304 --> 00:30:20,210 It's hard to have a meal or even a conversation with fans coming up every two minutes, 488 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:22,467 asking for an autograph. 489 00:30:22,502 --> 00:30:25,508 Trust me. It's better this way. 490 00:30:28,032 --> 00:30:31,123 It's good you saved room for dessert. 491 00:30:31,158 --> 00:30:33,933 They've got a killer chocolate cake, must be a foot high. 492 00:30:35,527 --> 00:30:38,034 I'll need an extra-long workout after that. 493 00:30:47,515 --> 00:30:50,880 Just don't swear or fart or make stupid jokes, okay? 494 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:53,461 And don't do any Bette Davis impressions. 495 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,890 When have I ev-ah done a Bette Davis impression? 496 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,426 Ben! 497 00:30:58,461 --> 00:31:00,994 We promise we won't embarrass you, pal. 498 00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:02,850 That's them. 499 00:31:06,315 --> 00:31:07,844 Steve, Amber. 500 00:31:07,879 --> 00:31:09,730 Come on in. Can I take your coats? 501 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,270 Uh, no, thanks. 502 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:13,940 We're not staying. 503 00:31:18,283 --> 00:31:20,406 If we hadn't gone through her journal, we never would have known. 504 00:31:20,441 --> 00:31:22,613 Considering what kids are up to these days, 505 00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:25,622 you do whatever you have to. 506 00:31:25,657 --> 00:31:27,854 You have no idea how upset we were. 507 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:28,972 Are! 508 00:31:29,007 --> 00:31:33,430 Your son may have exposed our daughter to aids. 509 00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:36,088 Hunter doesn't have aids. He's HIV-positive. 510 00:31:36,123 --> 00:31:37,498 What difference does it make? 511 00:31:37,502 --> 00:31:41,478 Very big difference. I ought to know. I happen to be HIV-positive too. 512 00:31:41,513 --> 00:31:46,390 We're very aware of safe sex, and we've instructed Hunter to be as well. 513 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,851 I wore a condom. 514 00:31:49,253 --> 00:31:52,299 I'm glad that you can be so matter-of-fact about it. 515 00:31:52,334 --> 00:31:55,243 But you still should've told us. 516 00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:58,376 If Michael and I knew in advance that Hunter and Callie were going to have sex, 517 00:31:58,411 --> 00:32:01,268 which, for the record, we didn't, we would've discussed it. 518 00:32:01,312 --> 00:32:03,730 However, the important thing is, they both acted responsibly. 519 00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:06,287 What the hell do they know? They're 16! 520 00:32:06,322 --> 00:32:08,226 More than you. 521 00:32:11,272 --> 00:32:14,404 We don't want him seeing Callie again. 522 00:32:14,439 --> 00:32:15,217 No fucking way! 523 00:32:15,252 --> 00:32:15,779 Calm down. 524 00:32:15,814 --> 00:32:16,656 That's final. 525 00:32:16,756 --> 00:32:18,221 Fuck this shit! 526 00:32:18,256 --> 00:32:19,528 Hunter. That's enough. 527 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,178 Excuse yourself. 528 00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:24,852 Go on. 529 00:32:28,961 --> 00:32:33,508 We're sorry about Hunter, but we have to protect Callie. 530 00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:37,537 How did he get it anyway? 531 00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:43,368 That's a private matter. 532 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:46,933 He had sex with our daughter. I think we have a right to know. 533 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:49,240 Why don't you tell them? 534 00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:52,227 Go on, tell them everything. Or would you like me to? 535 00:33:01,656 --> 00:33:02,973 How are you feeling? 536 00:33:03,073 --> 00:33:05,196 I'm fine. How's the baby? 537 00:33:05,296 --> 00:33:07,838 Baby's fine too, for now. 538 00:33:07,873 --> 00:33:09,359 Thank god. 539 00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,006 What the hell happened? 540 00:33:11,106 --> 00:33:13,190 You went into early labour. 541 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:14,690 Probably brought on by stress. 542 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,962 What did I tell you about taking it easy? 543 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:18,858 I know, I know. 544 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:21,330 Obviously, you don't, or you wouldn't be here. 545 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,530 Well, this time you're going to listen. 546 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:25,996 If you deliver too prematurely, there could be serious complications. 547 00:33:26,031 --> 00:33:27,350 Are you trying to scare me? 548 00:33:27,385 --> 00:33:28,510 You're damn right I am. 549 00:33:28,545 --> 00:33:30,589 We've managed to stop the labour with drugs, 550 00:33:30,624 --> 00:33:33,280 but for the remainder of the pregnancy, 551 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:36,310 you're not to leave your bed except for a trip to the bathroom. 552 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:40,050 No extended walking, no lifting, no physical exertion of any kind. 553 00:33:41,704 --> 00:33:42,762 Do I make myself clear? 554 00:33:45,597 --> 00:33:48,554 Keep her in bed. Don't let her out. 555 00:33:48,589 --> 00:33:50,320 I'll strap her to it if I have to. 556 00:33:50,350 --> 00:33:52,060 You might. 557 00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:53,859 You're very lucky to have such a devoted partner, 558 00:33:53,894 --> 00:33:56,380 you're going to be spending a lot of time together. 559 00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:08,427 Okay, everybody ready? Let's go. 560 00:34:09,086 --> 00:34:10,980 Don't leave without me. 561 00:34:13,227 --> 00:34:15,307 What the hell is he doing here? 562 00:34:15,342 --> 00:34:18,858 Today the Liberty Ride, tomorrow the Tour De France. 563 00:34:20,147 --> 00:34:23,914 Okay, guys. 15 minute interval, no breaks. 564 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:27,309 Nice and relaxed on the bike, everybody. 565 00:34:27,344 --> 00:34:29,785 You should have told me it's Babylon on wheels. 566 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:32,080 Just easy riding right now. 567 00:34:34,936 --> 00:34:38,800 Okay, here we go, guys. Keep those hips back. Everybody, keep your abs strong. 568 00:34:40,408 --> 00:34:43,816 All right, slide your hands to third, guys. Lift it up out of the saddle. 569 00:34:46,149 --> 00:34:48,031 Come on, hit it hard, guys. 570 00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:54,855 Turn up the tension on the bikes, guys. Work it. Let's go. 571 00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,910 Come on, kick it, guys, come on. 572 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,080 Come on, hit it, let's go. 573 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:14,150 Staying strong. 574 00:35:19,990 --> 00:35:21,330 Okay, let's bring it on home. 575 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,560 No more water, no more breaks, let's go! 576 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,300 Come on, fire it up. 577 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:27,770 Come on, guys, work it. 578 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,370 Hit it hard, here, let's go. 579 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,440 Staying strong, staying strong on the bikes, everybody. 580 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:46,910 Work it. 581 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:48,710 Come on, fire it up. 582 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,010 Let's go. 583 00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:54,050 Come on, guys. Spin it. 584 00:35:55,102 --> 00:35:58,424 Now, how many pigs does your daughter have in her collection? 585 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:04,369 3,500? Oh, yeah, well, that's a lot of pigs. 586 00:36:04,404 --> 00:36:08,808 Well, if she wants a cake in the shape of a pig, we'll get her a cake in the shape of a pig. 587 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:12,650 Oops! Can you excuse me for just one moment, Mrs. Newburg? 588 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,480 Thanks. 589 00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:16,593 Hello? 590 00:36:16,628 --> 00:36:17,279 Emmett? 591 00:36:17,314 --> 00:36:18,320 Yeah. 592 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,751 It's sierra. 593 00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:23,448 We have to talk. 594 00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:27,930 W-we, uh, we do? 595 00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:30,693 Right away. Today. 596 00:36:43,938 --> 00:36:46,936 Emmett, I don't think I have ever been so upset. 597 00:36:47,036 --> 00:36:49,262 I can imagine. 598 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:53,801 I felt the best way to deal with the situation 599 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:57,428 is for us to sit down together and discuss it. 600 00:36:57,628 --> 00:37:01,060 That seems perfectly... uh, reasonable. 601 00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:04,112 I was in the shower this morning when Drew got the call. 602 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,691 What call? 603 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,972 From our wedding planner. 604 00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:12,155 She was rushed to the hospital. 605 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:13,923 Her appendix burst. 606 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,286 She's going to be out of commission for months. 607 00:37:17,609 --> 00:37:19,544 Oh, oh. 608 00:37:19,579 --> 00:37:21,876 Th-that's a... Shame. 609 00:37:21,911 --> 00:37:24,479 It's worse than a shame. It's an absolute disaster. 610 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,575 Drew and I can't postpone our wedding, 611 00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:32,467 so I've decided I want you to do it. 612 00:37:36,425 --> 00:37:40,126 I realize I have caught you off guard, that you don't know what to say, 613 00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:42,554 but please, Emmett, say yes. 614 00:37:42,589 --> 00:37:45,619 You have no idea how important this is to me. 615 00:37:45,754 --> 00:37:48,240 Uh-uh, what about Drew? 616 00:37:48,270 --> 00:37:51,602 I mean, something tells me he wouldn't want me to, um... 617 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:54,681 I know sometimes he can be a bit gruff. 618 00:37:55,075 --> 00:37:58,831 Oh, Emmett, if you only knew him like I do. 619 00:37:58,866 --> 00:38:03,659 Of course, he's gorgeous and strong and athletic. 620 00:38:03,694 --> 00:38:09,250 But he's also kind and loving... 621 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,020 and honest. 622 00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:15,409 He’s... well, my hero. 623 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,705 And we need a wedding that's worthy of a hero. 624 00:38:20,112 --> 00:38:26,638 You know, my mother used to tell me that the way to have a perfect marriage, 625 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:29,276 is to start off with a perfect wedding. 626 00:38:29,311 --> 00:38:33,044 And I just know you'll give us that perfect start. 627 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:42,915 Hey, yo, what time is it, man, what time is it? 628 00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:43,664 Hey. 629 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:46,522 Hey. 630 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:49,341 I waited for you outside the cafeteria. Where were you? 631 00:38:49,376 --> 00:38:51,796 Oh, I had to study for the chem final. 632 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,763 You missed a great lunch, mystery meat. 633 00:38:57,814 --> 00:39:00,681 Did your parents tell you about the talk? 634 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,578 It was twisted. 635 00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:07,917 So, what did they say? 636 00:39:08,997 --> 00:39:10,438 Callie? 637 00:39:12,401 --> 00:39:15,251 They said you told them that you were a... 638 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,962 a prostitute. 639 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,660 That you had sex with men, 640 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,330 that that's how you got it. 641 00:39:23,596 --> 00:39:25,868 Is it true? 642 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,962 Why didn't you tell me? 643 00:39:33,062 --> 00:39:37,495 How do you tell your girlfriend that you used to fuck guys for a living? 644 00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:40,569 You'd never talk to me again. 645 00:39:40,904 --> 00:39:42,682 You're barely talking to me now. 646 00:39:45,143 --> 00:39:47,270 Then you're gay? 647 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,867 I thought I was. 648 00:39:49,902 --> 00:39:54,111 All I can think about is... is you with all those men, 649 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:58,453 them doing things to you, 650 00:39:58,488 --> 00:39:59,931 you doing things to them. 651 00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:01,782 I don't do it any more. 652 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:04,197 I swear. 653 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,773 Look, I've got to get back to class. 654 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:33,634 We just heard that Remson Pharmaceuticals is sponsoring the ride to the tune of 100 G's. 655 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,862 Will wonders never cease? 656 00:40:36,962 --> 00:40:38,590 We didn't say anything, of course. 657 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:41,867 Having been trained never to divulge information under penalty of death, 658 00:40:41,902 --> 00:40:45,968 but it has the fingerprints of one Brian Kinney all over it. 659 00:40:46,003 --> 00:40:47,630 Now you can forget about the ride. 660 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:49,647 Take care of yourself. 661 00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,168 You need your rest. 662 00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:52,232 Go take a nap. 663 00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:54,565 You want to cut my meat up for me too? 664 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:57,751 Oh, got to go. 665 00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,968 Got to train. 666 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:10,708 Freshen your hemlock? 667 00:41:10,808 --> 00:41:12,413 What makes you think I want to kill myself? 668 00:41:12,613 --> 00:41:14,685 The look on your face for one thing. 669 00:41:16,155 --> 00:41:18,366 Maybe I should have. 670 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,330 Well... 671 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,665 there is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, 672 00:41:28,055 --> 00:41:30,921 and that's giving them all the big "fuck you". 673 00:41:45,479 --> 00:41:50,642 I always say it was 'cause of me that Vic survived those last four years. 674 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,636 'Cause I bathed him, I fed him. 675 00:41:52,736 --> 00:41:53,558 Wiped his ass. 676 00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:57,222 Yeah, right. 677 00:41:58,471 --> 00:42:00,571 But the truth is... 678 00:42:00,606 --> 00:42:03,224 Vic fought like a son of a bitch. 679 00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:07,282 Every time a new infection hit, 680 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:11,047 or some new med would make him feel worse than what it was supposed to be curing... 681 00:42:11,082 --> 00:42:14,510 he would... 682 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,734 dig down into some... unfathomable place in himself... 683 00:42:20,521 --> 00:42:25,153 and say, "I'm not giving up yet, so fuck off." 684 00:42:34,982 --> 00:42:39,755 Now, uh... you can give me my tip. 685 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:54,020 Thanks for helping me drag this down, Michael. 686 00:42:54,055 --> 00:42:55,422 Yes, thank you, Michael. 687 00:42:55,522 --> 00:42:57,647 Hey, this is my kid too. If anything happens to him... 688 00:42:57,682 --> 00:43:00,977 Nothing's going to happen. I'm fine. We're fine. 689 00:43:01,077 --> 00:43:03,312 There are a lot of women who have to do this at the end of their pregnancy. 690 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,709 Yet another reason why I'm glad I'm a guy. 691 00:43:05,744 --> 00:43:07,823 Still, there are many pleasures. 692 00:43:07,923 --> 00:43:09,253 Along with the pain. 693 00:43:11,202 --> 00:43:13,859 There. All right, get in. 694 00:43:21,342 --> 00:43:23,880 And stay in. 695 00:43:23,915 --> 00:43:26,214 If you need anything else... 696 00:43:26,249 --> 00:43:28,322 Call me. 697 00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:31,754 Or better yet, I'll call you. 698 00:43:31,789 --> 00:43:33,643 In about an hour. 699 00:43:44,462 --> 00:43:47,368 Oy! He's never going to leave me alone, is he? 700 00:43:47,403 --> 00:43:49,316 Probably not. 701 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,314 Then there's Debbie. 702 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,231 Where're you going? 703 00:43:51,331 --> 00:43:52,410 To get a bottle of water. 704 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,198 I'll get it. The doctor said you're not to move. 705 00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:55,839 Christ, don't you listen to anybody? 706 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:57,524 It's just in the kitchen. 707 00:43:57,624 --> 00:43:59,354 You can go to the bathroom. And that's it. 708 00:43:59,454 --> 00:44:02,981 Until the baby's born, I'm your arms and legs. 709 00:44:11,722 --> 00:44:15,209 So, I guess we're stuck. 710 00:44:15,309 --> 00:44:19,130 You in bed, us with each other. 711 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:21,056 Funny, isn't it? 712 00:44:21,418 --> 00:44:23,721 Achingly. 713 00:44:25,934 --> 00:44:29,056 I'll get you your water. 714 00:44:46,937 --> 00:44:48,635 Hey, sport. 715 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,408 I was wondering what happened to you. 716 00:44:51,443 --> 00:44:54,386 Peel off those pants and let's start the clock. 717 00:44:54,521 --> 00:44:56,186 Sorry I'm late. 718 00:44:56,221 --> 00:44:58,219 I was with sierra. 719 00:44:58,254 --> 00:45:02,488 I'm afraid you're going to have to deal with a very distraught fiance when you get home. 720 00:45:02,523 --> 00:45:03,861 You didn't tell her? 721 00:45:03,896 --> 00:45:06,067 No, no, of course not. 722 00:45:06,102 --> 00:45:08,444 I leave that up to you. 723 00:45:08,479 --> 00:45:10,837 I just told her I couldn't plan your wedding. 724 00:45:10,872 --> 00:45:12,742 Oh. That. 725 00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:18,740 So, um... 726 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,728 when are you going to tell her? 727 00:45:20,828 --> 00:45:22,340 About what? 728 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,722 About you. 729 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,977 About me. 730 00:45:28,279 --> 00:45:30,806 She loves you, you know. 731 00:45:30,841 --> 00:45:32,659 More than loves you, worships you. 732 00:45:32,694 --> 00:45:34,590 Adores you. 733 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:36,090 Believes in you. 734 00:45:36,281 --> 00:45:40,842 You know how hurt, how devastated she'd be if she ever found out? 735 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:44,015 Why would she ever find out? 736 00:45:45,378 --> 00:45:46,975 Why should anybody? 737 00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:50,008 'Cause it's the truth? 738 00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:52,275 Oh, the truth is... 739 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:56,372 I have nothing to gain and everything to lose. 740 00:45:56,407 --> 00:45:59,174 You see, I'm an industry, 741 00:46:00,036 --> 00:46:02,341 Drew Boyd, Inc. 742 00:46:03,321 --> 00:46:06,642 A lot of people make millions of dollars off of me. 743 00:46:06,677 --> 00:46:09,375 Do you have any idea what would happen if this were to get out? 744 00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:12,862 I'd lose my friends, my team-mates, 745 00:46:12,941 --> 00:46:15,655 my fans, my endorsements. 746 00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:23,345 But most of all, I'd lose the thing that I love most in this world... 747 00:46:25,253 --> 00:46:27,429 playing football. 748 00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:32,175 Besides, I love sierra. 749 00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:36,603 I want a wife and kids, just like everybody else. 750 00:46:36,703 --> 00:46:38,606 And what about us? 751 00:46:38,706 --> 00:46:40,987 Nothing has to change. 752 00:46:41,253 --> 00:46:44,586 And nobody needs to know. It's none of their goddamn business. 753 00:46:51,675 --> 00:46:56,493 You know, everything you said made perfectly good sense... 754 00:46:56,528 --> 00:46:59,575 and I'm sure most people would agree with you. 755 00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:04,127 Why tell anyone, why lose everything, 756 00:47:04,162 --> 00:47:06,682 when it can be your little secret? 757 00:47:07,934 --> 00:47:12,479 But you see, it was, uh, different for me. 758 00:47:12,514 --> 00:47:16,363 Everyone could tell who I was from the start. 759 00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:19,342 Which, believe me, didn't make my life any easier. 760 00:47:19,442 --> 00:47:25,204 I've been beaten up, cursed at, spit on from day one. 761 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,082 Which in a way, was worth it. 762 00:47:31,227 --> 00:47:35,634 Because I've never had to live a lie, 763 00:47:35,669 --> 00:47:39,252 and I'm not about to start now, 764 00:47:41,418 --> 00:47:43,524 not for you, 765 00:47:43,559 --> 00:47:46,562 not for anyone. 766 00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:15,841 What girl's going to want me when she finds out what I've got and how I got it? 767 00:48:17,329 --> 00:48:20,385 You'll find someone. You'll see. 768 00:48:20,485 --> 00:48:22,670 Just like Michael and I found each other. 769 00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:25,024 It's different with a guy and a girl. 770 00:48:26,693 --> 00:48:29,972 I mean, some day, she'll want to have kids. 771 00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:32,328 I can never do that. 772 00:48:32,363 --> 00:48:34,644 That's not true. They're working on that. 773 00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:37,776 I never should've told her. That way no one ever would've known. 774 00:48:37,811 --> 00:48:42,076 No. You did the right thing, the honourable thing, telling her the truth. 775 00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:47,161 No one's ever going to love me. 776 00:48:49,782 --> 00:48:53,226 Oh, that's not true. We love you. 777 00:48:53,261 --> 00:48:56,016 Whether you're positive or not. 778 00:48:56,051 --> 00:48:58,894 Whether you're gay or not. 779 00:48:58,929 --> 00:49:00,959 And others will too. 780 00:49:09,068 --> 00:49:11,679 Where're you going? Babylon? 781 00:49:12,421 --> 00:49:15,871 Hopefully, I'll have the strength for one quick spin around the floor. 782 00:49:15,906 --> 00:49:18,041 Well, don't make noise when you come in. 783 00:49:18,076 --> 00:49:20,509 I have to get up early to go to spin class. 784 00:49:22,277 --> 00:49:26,369 You youngsters, I don't know where you get your strength. 785 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,915 moo!