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Queer As Folk 4x06  TVrip版

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QAF字幕小组 －>月亮上的男人制作

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联系我们
lunear@tom.com

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仅供学习交流，请勿用做商业用途！

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仅供学习交流，请勿用做商业用途！

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结婚?

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结婚? 哦我的上帝!

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- 是的, 我们在多伦多结的.
- 在那里是合法的.

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我们真想你们也在那里.

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哦，我们也想啊.

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我都快要哭了.

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我们回去后大家一起出去庆祝一下.

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两个新婚佳人.

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如果孩子提前出生了，给我们打电话啊.

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嘿！你就别操心了.

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过几天见啊.

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祝贺你们.

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好的，再见.

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再... 见.

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结婚了. 合法的.

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是的，至少在加拿大.

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某天这里也会的.

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到那时候同志们就会发现:

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"小心你的愿望. 可能变成现实的".

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当然了.

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什么让他们认为他们能够比那些
长期忍受婚姻折磨的异性恋要好?

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是的，唯一从中受益的就是离婚律师了.

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他们将会有全新的客户付给他们账单.

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我想不允许结婚有个好处.

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不用离婚了.

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下一个.

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你们在加拿大逗留了多久?

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两天.

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旅游观光?

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我们参加了为慈善募捐
举行的自行车比赛.

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你们两个的名字都在这上面.

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不是说配偶可以用同一张表格吗。

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嗯，警官，我们在多伦多的时候,

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我们合法的利用了同性婚姻权.

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现在我们是一家子了.

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他们是老公和老公.

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他是谁?

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我们的儿子.

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现在加拿大是合法的,

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但是美国不承认同性婚姻.

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算了吧警官，他们不过是一对陷入情网的
并且拴在一起的小两口儿.

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放他们一马吧.

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如果你们想进入这个国家, 你们必须分别
填写单独的表, 就像单人那样.

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下一个!

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你带了什么水果入境吗?

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250个，在自行车上.

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你前往加拿大的目的是

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"体验我以前从不知道的
最让人高兴的事

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看着我的同志儿子和他爱人结婚".

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你对此有什么意见吗，酒桶?

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妈.

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就象我对你儿子解释的那样,

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美国政府不承认同性恋婚姻.

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但是你们承认小甜甜头晚上结婚,

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然后第二天早上就撤销的婚姻.

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或者两个完全陌生的人为了
百万美元在电视上结婚.

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这就是现在你们这些混蛋
所要保护的神圣的婚姻?

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妈!

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怎么了?

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不让你回到自己的国家?

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就好像你的婚姻不算数了?

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你知道，如果加拿大和英格兰女王
都能接受，那么对酒桶也一样.

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夫人?

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你喜欢熏鲑鱼吗?

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那跟什么有关系?

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因为如果你不闭嘴的话,

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你的下半生都将在Nova Scotia度过.

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下一个.

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我把这些模拟出来看看感觉.

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哈！看起来不象真实的.

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现在是，不过不是一直这样.

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我还让一个制作设计人把我
想像的“狂暴”的老窝绘了出来.

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你觉得怎么样?

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哦... 很不错.

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应该再暗一些.

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不是阴森恐怖, 而是性感的黑暗. 
一个你梦想做爱的地方.

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他的床应该更在中间一点，
而且高一点.就象个祭坛。

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因为“狂暴”的性能量是驱使角色行为的力量.

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我自己无法做得更好了.

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Brett, Marty的电话.

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好啊, Marty.

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是的，那个聚会挺不错.

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所以我才想你见见他.

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哦－哈.

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如果你这么说.

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你是老板.

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我们通过了.

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太棒了.

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是你太棒了.

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你展示给到会的每个人
好莱坞一直恐惧的东西.

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糟糕的发型?

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诚实.

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我只是说出了我的想法.

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你饿了吗?

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被批准了总让我感到很饥饿.

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Blair, 给我在Spago订张桌子.

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没问题.

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如果你幸运的话，会碰见里根夫人的.

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噢，还有，取消Taylor先生的航班.

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他要呆到明天.

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为什么?

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你的电影刚刚被选中了.

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你不能不庆祝一下就走人啊.

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这个位置有人吗?

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噢，上帝，我屁股真疼.

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以前健身也曾经这样，但没这么疼.

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你呢?

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很好.

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那么你的肉球呢?

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它们也很好.

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有点不好的.

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明天是我生日.

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除非你再出生一次，
你的生日在八月份.

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我的第12级生日.

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从我开始加入课程已经6个月了.

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我要为此干杯.

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只是为了试图象个同志.

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我现在没有觉得多么同志.

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这正是我担心的.

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我从没有这么久离开过，没有聚会，
自从复原后...

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我现在觉得紧张，不安...

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迷惘.

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请便，亲爱的.

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过一会儿还有更多.

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Deb, 为什么你不坐下吃点东西?

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我不饿.

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来吧，妈，你也需要保持体力的.

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混蛋边防警,不让你们入境.

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他只是依法办事.

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婚姻并不存在，至少在这里，对我们而言.

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但是会的. 就象雪球越滚越大,

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没有办法能够让它停下来.

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这边.

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就放这里.

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什么? 噢，我的天啊!

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什么?

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那是什么啊?

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你签的婚约足以让异性恋者自杀了.

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这个是结婚蛋糕.

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给你们的婚宴准备的.

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我是说这是从哪儿来的?

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在这个前不着村后不着店的地方.

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我们已经回到美国了。只要有
足够的钱，你可以买到任何东西。

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这还有点小东西帮助消化的.

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那可要花不少钱呢.

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我来开.

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啊，你想什么呢.

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我可从来没想过你会为婚姻庆祝.

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哦，别.

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敬Novotny-Bruckner夫妇.

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地久天长.

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Klezmer乐队?

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那你想还能是什么, Tommy Dorsey?

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你会去哪里?

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我会找个公寓.

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希望能离Gus的学校近一些.

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We don't want to pull him out.

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It'll be traumatic enough as it is.

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对我们大家都是如此.

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天, 真好吃.

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烤东西非常有助于治疗伤痛.

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巧克力片疗法.

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能让所有的精神病医生都失业.

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我还觉得我们最好还是保留共同户头
至少目前先这样.

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没必要把所有事都搞得一团糟.

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我同意.

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你要去哪里?

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上卫生间, 今天的第10,000次了.

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哦，是的。我还记得很清楚.

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我去给Gus洗澡.

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我们怎么向他解释这事情?

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我不知道.

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我想我们等上15年后,

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他会告诉我们他之所以生活得一塌
糊涂全是因为他的两个疯狂的母亲.

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嘿, 我... 我来吧.

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不用，既然我都起来了，我就做吧.

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生日快乐, 宝贝.

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不要总提这事成不?

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谁总提了? 看.

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你记得吗，那个帮我们支帐篷的
肩膀宽宽胳膊很粗的大块头先生

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他就是这地方的人而且他说
我们离这个镇子不太远...

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希望镇. 看见了吗?

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哪里?

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那儿.

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那是块污渍.

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那是个镇子，他们说那里的第一
治疗教堂每天都有12级的会议。

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不过那是个小镇，也许2级就完了.

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好事都让我碰上了.

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不过它不在我们经过的路上.

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不经过，不过如果我们从这里绕一下,

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骑到希望镇,

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我们能沿着这条路再回到
大部队中来，如何?

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这倒不是个完全白痴的点子.

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多谢.

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我不是那个意思...

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谢谢, Em. 真的.

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看， 告诉你了我来这儿是
为了你，是吧?

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嘿, 运动专家. 你怎么样啊?

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真不该吃那第二块蛋糕.

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但是当你一生所爱的人和别人结了婚,

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除了大吃黄油和奶油撑饱自己以外，
还有什么选择？

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你很快就会消化掉的.

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因为我是男人!

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是的，哥们儿.

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让医生和那些反对的人见鬼去吧.

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我仍然年轻,

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我仍然很－－－帅.

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我仍然很火辣.

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你知道的.

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看, Mikey, 不用手.

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噢，我的天啊!

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你还好吧?

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伤着了没?

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小心，小心. Brian?

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Brian, 你能起来吗?

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依我看，你大概是锁骨断了.

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真他妈的疼.

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00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,039
这样正好教会你怎么去
勾搭没有手的男孩.

225
00:13:39,074 --> 00:13:42,995
好消息是，创面很平整，
可以愈合得很好.

226
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,093
我难道没有说真他妈的疼吗？?

227
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,900
他要上石膏吗?

228
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,762
因为他伤的部位，我们只能包扎一下.

229
00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:50,951
我肯定提了真他妈的疼了.

230
00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:52,531
我们会给你开些vicodin.

231
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,873
哦, 听见了? 就象在Babylon一样.

232
00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:56,627
然后我们会送你回家.

233
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,240
什么?

234
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,354
我们会让你住院，拍个X光片,

235
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:03,285
然后我们会找个志愿者送你回匹兹堡.

236
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:07,263
抱歉，小子. 比赛玩完了.

237
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,973
噢，上帝，我怕极了,
Linz. 这太怪了.

238
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,350
我知道，我有过体会的.

239
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,429
有多少丈夫能跟妻子这么说?

240
00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,495
好了，我马上就回来，亲爱的

241
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,524
哪里也别去.

242
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:30,319
我还记得当你有了Gus的时候
觉得自己被抛弃的感觉

243
00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:33,036
你自己马上也就要体验了，不觉得激动吗?

244
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:36,583
不! 我想让他们赶紧拿掉. 
等这些他妈的都过去了再叫醒我.

245
00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:42,493
别走. 留下来.

246
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,625
帮我度过这个时候.

247
00:14:47,359 --> 00:14:50,128
放弃我的戏票?

248
00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:53,982
好了，手术室已经准备好了.

249
00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:13,013
好，只要放松.

250
00:15:21,149 --> 00:15:23,732
刚才又收缩了一下.

251
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,140
现在你还记得我们在Lamaze学的吗?

252
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,010
哦，记不太清了.

253
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,835
马上你就会回忆起来了.

254
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,527
这是你的注意力的焦点.

255
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,464
现在开始呼气.

256
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:35,860
一...

257
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:41,469
二...

258
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,006
三. 对了，就这样。继续.

259
00:15:57,964 --> 00:16:00,897
医生说他不可能完成比赛了.

260
00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:02,272
长毛王真可恶.

261
00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:03,342
现在怎么办?

262
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:06,067
有志愿者要送他回家.

263
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:08,460
倒霉的人。他练习得那么刻苦.

264
00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:10,040
我要去给250个人布置桌子.

265
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,279
晚餐有什么?

266
00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:17,166
哦，有羊肉架, porcini risotto,

267
00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:21,170
或者龙虾蘸truffle酱, 
还有巧克力梳化做甜点.

268
00:16:21,205 --> 00:16:22,463
真的吗?

269
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:25,751
好啦. 牛肉块和金枪鱼，够意外了吧.

270
00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:28,134
我自己一点也不在乎意外不意外.

271
00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:31,857
Ted 和 Emmett 最好能浏览完风景
尽快赶回来否则就赶不上晚饭了.

272
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,042
对不起.

273
00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,021
请原谅，先生.

274
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,554
你在对我说吗?

275
00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:45,600
你正伤得很严重.

276
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,923
你应该休息.
你到底在干吗?

277
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,103
练习一只手骑车.

278
00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:52,748
你不是真的吧...

279
00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:54,144
是的，我是认真的.

280
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,588
但是你伤得很严重.

281
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,089
我们能不能不要用“严重”这个词了?

282
00:16:58,124 --> 00:16:59,533
他们正要派人送你回家.

283
00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:00,306
我不回去.

284
00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:02,213
你要回去. 医师告诉你了...

285
00:17:02,248 --> 00:17:03,770
才不管那个医生他妈的对我说了些啥.

286
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,530
你不可能一直这样骑回...

287
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:09,782
不用告诉我我不该做什么.

288
00:17:21,496 --> 00:17:24,137
路上见.

289
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:34,791
嘿 Brett. 进去吧.

290
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,340
嘿, Brett. 很高兴见到你.

291
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,601
这地方真特别.

292
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,346
不啦, 只是一些人而已.

293
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,760
有钱人.

294
00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:53,351
时尚的人.

295
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:54,823
名人.

296
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,457
看起来你马上就会觉得回到家了一样

297
00:17:57,492 --> 00:17:59,790
你会觉得回到匹兹堡后生活很枯燥.

298
00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:00,586
嘿, Brett.

299
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,957
那么为什么还要回去呢?

300
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:04,393
留下来. 做些电影方面的工作.

301
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:07,289
那不是每个人的梦想吗? 我也梦想能那样.

302
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:08,931
做什么呢?

303
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:11,870
“狂暴”的艺术指导助理.

304
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:13,477
你开玩笑吧?

305
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:19,536
你有天赋，热情，野心，如果我还
再说的话，你有一级导演的潜力。

306
00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:21,450
你还要什么?

307
00:18:21,485 --> 00:18:23,974
那我在这里要呆多久?

308
00:18:24,009 --> 00:18:26,576
六到八个月,
看工作日程安排了.

309
00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:28,961
- Brettski!
- 嘿, Con.

310
00:18:31,514 --> 00:18:33,106
你, 呃, 还记得Justin吗?

311
00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:35,386
当然. 那个让 Rage 飞起来的人.

312
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:37,452
很高兴再见到你.

313
00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:39,617
Fenderman 给我们开了绿灯.

314
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,226
太棒了，恭喜啊.

315
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:43,809
剧本马上就给你,因此不要中断去健身房.

316
00:18:43,844 --> 00:18:45,504
那些紧身衣可不是说着玩的.

317
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:47,636
来吧, 我请你们喝酒庆祝一下.

318
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,051
然后或许我们可以回我的地方去.

319
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:54,096
我很乐意，不过我要去向一些人去炫耀
一下这个消息。为什么不你们两个去呢？

320
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,870
我想我们应该在这个小弯道的地方左拐.

321
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,400
我以为你知道怎么看地图呢.

322
00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:18,160
我当然知道怎么看地图.

323
00:19:18,195 --> 00:19:21,234
你沿着这条路走,然后向“你的左边”转弯,

324
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,680
继续骑了3英里，"自己玩自己"吧.

325
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,753
Teddy,说什么呢?

326
00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:34,902
天黑了，我们迷路了,

327
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,960
我肯定赶不上聚会了,

328
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:39,751
现在只有风餐露宿...

329
00:19:39,786 --> 00:19:43,191
我为什么一开始要相信你?

330
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:46,207
只是想帮点忙.

331
00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:48,252
你只会越帮越忙.

332
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,352
你知道吗?

333
00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,436
我们可以在这里，现在,

334
00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:03,472
开个会.

335
00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:04,834
和谁? 牲畜吗?

336
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:08,916
2个人就可以开个会了, 对吧?

337
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,606
一个说, 一个听.

338
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,516
呃，现在会议马上就开始.

339
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:17,643
怎么开?

340
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,412
既然今天是你生日,
要有人来介绍我.

341
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:24,883
我想大概就是我了.

342
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:27,461
呃... 大家注意了,

343
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,987
今晚我们有人过生日.

344
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,694
是的. 6个月了, 纯洁而清醒.

345
00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,587
你认识他. 你爱他.

346
00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:39,130
这个，独一无二的, Ted Schmidt.

347
00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:42,700
怎么样?

348
00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:45,522
Perfect, if I was
appearing at the Copacabana.

349
00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:49,010
我们只称呼名字. 因为是匿名的.

350
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,940
噢，对不起, Ted.

351
00:20:51,975 --> 00:20:55,305
继续. 站到那上面去.

352
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,064
太怪异了.

353
00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:12,870
嗨. 我是 Ted

354
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,586
我曾是个滥用药物的人.

355
00:21:18,521 --> 00:21:20,490
你应该说, "嗨, Ted".

356
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,792
哦，对了，嗨, Ted.

357
00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:25,419
现在该干什么了?

358
00:21:25,454 --> 00:21:29,317
现在我告诉每个人,
或者现在的情况下,只有一个人

359
00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:33,830
这是我的生日, 然后他们给我一个蛋糕.

360
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:37,510
蛋糕. 蛋糕. 噢...

361
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:44,916
这个怎么样?

362
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:48,951
下面呢?

363
00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:50,240
然后我和大家分享.

364
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:59,088
6个月前，我的生活失去了控制，
我迷失了.

365
00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:06,068
不过现在，感谢Bill W., 仁慈的上帝, 
还有这个课程...

366
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:11,007
我的生活回到正轨了.

367
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,735
现在我有信仰了.

368
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,645
我有目标了.

369
00:22:21,476 --> 00:22:23,073
但是最主要的是...

370
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,860
我有好朋友...

371
00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:32,105
陪我站在一起...

372
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,182
帮助我走上正途.

373
00:22:36,217 --> 00:22:39,334
感谢上帝他们不需要地图
就知道怎么做.

374
00:22:42,906 --> 00:22:45,823
呃，谢谢你的聆听.

375
00:22:45,858 --> 00:22:48,257
谢谢，女士们.

376
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,166
然后我们切蛋糕.

377
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,563
生日快乐, teddy.

378
00:23:01,598 --> 00:23:03,709
谢谢, Em.

379
00:23:15,893 --> 00:23:17,868
现在我们干什么?

380
00:23:19,342 --> 00:23:22,221
这时候通常我们出去喝咖啡.

381
00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:34,908
对了. 我要... 我要寻求帮助.

382
00:25:35,008 --> 00:25:36,463
你他妈的敢.

383
00:25:37,726 --> 00:25:39,975
你能不能继续和你老公一起骑你们的?

384
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,720
扔下你不管?

385
00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:43,998
我没事儿的.

386
00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:45,707
是的, 我能看出来.

387
00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:48,097
我要和你呆在一起.

388
00:25:51,211 --> 00:25:53,614
你为什么要这么做?

389
00:25:53,649 --> 00:25:55,545
展示给每个人你有多英雄?

390
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:58,004
不管困难多大，机会多渺茫...

391
00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:02,435
...伟大的Kinney也能在一只手
绑在背上的情况下冲过终点?

392
00:26:03,491 --> 00:26:05,188
是吊在背前.

393
00:26:05,223 --> 00:26:06,964
吊在你背前.

394
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:10,625
没有必要，你已经证明了你自己了.

395
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:14,568
你已经为收容所募集了十万块了，
你还需要做什么啊?

396
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,631
这不是钱的问题.

397
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,468
那是什么? 整死自己?

398
00:26:19,503 --> 00:26:20,920
你闭上嘴成不?

399
00:26:21,699 --> 00:26:24,107
我能行的.

400
00:26:28,199 --> 00:26:33,141
你看过电视上的那些...

401
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:35,750
得了癌症的女的吗?

402
00:26:39,552 --> 00:26:43,224
话说回来，她们都有癌症.

403
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,060
那她们做什么了?

404
00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:49,986
她们去了训练营...

405
00:26:50,021 --> 00:26:53,577
一边要爬墙，在泥地上匍匐前进,

406
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,773
荡过深坑，一边还有前德国空军的士兵

407
00:26:56,808 --> 00:27:01,010
恐吓她们.

408
00:27:01,045 --> 00:27:03,706
我看的时候就在想,

409
00:27:03,741 --> 00:27:07,809
"老天! 这些疯狂的娘们儿怎么可能完得成?"

410
00:27:10,723 --> 00:27:16,017
一个从充满了鳄鱼或者鲨鱼什么
的沼泽里走出的女人.

411
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:20,512
在大笑.

412
00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:24,588
大笑.

413
00:27:28,987 --> 00:27:31,450
她说...

414
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,763
"如果我能在这样的情况下生存下来,
那我就能在任何情况下生存."

415
00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,181
来吧.

416
00:28:34,998 --> 00:28:37,250
咖啡?

417
00:28:37,285 --> 00:28:39,030
我以为你还没起来呢.

418
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,063
说笑吗?

419
00:28:40,098 --> 00:28:41,050
我已经和我的教练上完课了,

420
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,420
给纽约打了10个电话,

421
00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:44,904
看了2个脚本和交易.

422
00:28:44,939 --> 00:28:46,988
绕钟楼跑了一圈了.

423
00:28:47,023 --> 00:28:49,129
世界上最好的面包.

424
00:28:49,164 --> 00:28:50,582
该死的汽化器.

425
00:28:50,617 --> 00:28:53,042
你昨晚过得如何?

426
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,892
Connor照顾你照顾得很好吧?

427
00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:57,261
是的，他是个很酷的人.

428
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,462
很火爆.

429
00:28:59,918 --> 00:29:02,770
Brian知道你这些婚外活动吗?

430
00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:06,485
我们没结婚.
Brian反对婚姻.

431
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,613
地球上想说“我愿意”的同志太独特了.

432
00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:13,026
是的，我们宁愿说 "我不愿意".

433
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:16,134
我们能在一起，是因为我们想
在一起，而不是我们必须在一起。

434
00:29:16,169 --> 00:29:18,175
多么 "狂暴"啊.

435
00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:21,994
你最好洗漱一下然后收拾收拾行李.

436
00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:24,651
一个小时后会有辆车来送你去机场.

437
00:29:28,872 --> 00:29:32,785
对了, 我考虑过你的邀请了.

438
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,934
我真的很感激.

439
00:29:34,969 --> 00:29:36,831
但是...

440
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:41,395
没有"但是". 我想做那份工作.

441
00:29:41,430 --> 00:29:43,085
所以我回来了.

442
00:29:48,815 --> 00:29:52,422
我的背疼死了. 这是我睡过的
最凹凸不平的地了.

443
00:29:52,522 --> 00:29:55,339
你没有睡在地上，你睡在我身上的.

444
00:29:55,374 --> 00:29:58,570
所以我不再做你的垫背的,
当你想做我的垫背的时候.

445
00:29:58,605 --> 00:30:01,190
看，不用咖啡我就醒了。而且更
糟的是，我的薄荷口香糖吃光了.

446
00:30:01,225 --> 00:30:03,999
你能否别在大清早就冷嘲热讽地?

447
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,805
对不起, teddy. 你是对的.

448
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,348
我来是想做你的后盾，结果却拉了你后腿.

449
00:30:13,383 --> 00:30:17,072
你继续吧，说你想说的讽刺挖苦，
麻木不仁的话.

450
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,340
我也很抱歉, Em.

451
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,168
你已经极大地支持了我.

452
00:30:21,012 --> 00:30:24,427
但是如果我们真的迷了路,

453
00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:27,234
不管什么原因我没有活下来,

454
00:30:27,269 --> 00:30:30,969
我想让你知道我允许你吃掉我.

455
00:30:31,004 --> 00:30:36,125
谢谢你, teddy. 这是一个人能
对另一个人说的最慷慨的话了.

456
00:30:39,424 --> 00:30:41,542
这到了高速路了.

457
00:30:41,577 --> 00:30:43,366
但是我们走哪条路呢?

458
00:30:43,401 --> 00:30:46,026
让我们瞧瞧.

459
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,999
你干啥呢!

460
00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:50,221
这也不会帮我们找出正确的方向的.

461
00:30:50,256 --> 00:30:51,812
什... 嘘, 嘘!

462
00:30:52,516 --> 00:30:53,645
什么?

463
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,135
你没有听见吗?

464
00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:58,149
你在干什么呢?

465
00:30:58,349 --> 00:31:02,509
北美土著人经常这样做以
确定骑兵从哪个方向来的.

466
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,782
光看不是更简单吗?

467
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,221
哦，我的上帝啊.

468
00:31:12,256 --> 00:31:15,219
哦，我的上帝，这就是自由骑师啊.

469
00:31:15,254 --> 00:31:16,492
- 嗨，伙计们!
- 但是怎么办?

470
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:20,236
我猜尽管我们不知道,

471
00:31:20,271 --> 00:31:22,849
你和我一直都沿着正确的路走的.

472
00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:23,945
来吧.

473
00:31:25,235 --> 00:31:27,483
- 嘿!
- 嗨, 伙计们.

474
00:32:00,412 --> 00:32:03,509
恭喜啊, 伙计们.
我们非常以你们为荣.

475
00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:05,801
这是果汁, 会让你马上恢复的.

476
00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:08,521
给你, 亲爱的. 对你有好处.

477
00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:12,748
给你.

478
00:32:14,378 --> 00:32:16,083
嘿.

479
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:20,234
- 呵, 我们到了, teddy.
-  我们到了.

480
00:32:24,616 --> 00:32:26,516
欢迎回家, 小子们.

481
00:32:27,295 --> 00:32:29,033
欢迎回家.

482
00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:30,374
你们怎么这么快就到达这儿的?

483
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:34,851
信念，集中精神还有坚韧不拔.

484
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:37,243
不是说我们干屁股啊.

485
00:32:39,431 --> 00:32:40,153
嗨!

486
00:32:40,188 --> 00:32:43,643
这可是径直从好莱坞
照过来的一缕阳光啊.

487
00:32:43,678 --> 00:32:44,499
嗨, 亲爱的.

488
00:32:44,534 --> 00:32:46,015
那里怎么样, 甜心?

489
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,441
非常不错.

490
00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:49,391
但是很遗憾错过了比赛.

491
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,438
哦，你赶上了最好的部分，大冲刺.

492
00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:53,136
你猜不到谁一个人骑的.

493
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:56,959
Brian? 是的, 他告诉我说他不会参加的.

494
00:32:56,994 --> 00:32:59,236
不幸, 他受了点伤.

495
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,569
他没事吧?

496
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:03,401
那个顽固的混球非要坚持骑完比赛.

497
00:33:04,801 --> 00:33:06,873
来，喝点果汁吧.

498
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,373
看谁在那里!

499
00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:15,587
哦，我太为你们骄傲了.

500
00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,218
Michael在哪儿呢?

501
00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:21,251
和Brian在一起.

502
00:33:21,286 --> 00:33:23,219
是的，不过别担心，
他们一会儿就会到了.

503
00:34:00,634 --> 00:34:02,851
我还是打不通他们的电话.

504
00:34:04,621 --> 00:34:07,220
我开始担心了.

505
00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:10,859
实际上，我4个小时前就开始担心了.

506
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,780
也许我们应该出发去找他们.

507
00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:27,541
看!

508
00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:35,292
不!

509
00:34:36,566 --> 00:34:38,741
让他骑完.

510
00:34:55,813 --> 00:34:57,076
加油.

511
00:35:01,084 --> 00:35:02,951
我不行了.

512
00:35:07,155 --> 00:35:09,025
我们... 我们就要到了.

513
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:12,125
再加把劲儿. 加把劲儿.

514
00:35:56,942 --> 00:35:58,670
Ben: 你到了，你到了，你到了.
Hunter: 加油啊, 你能行的.

515
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:07,236
加油!

516
00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:09,248
Ben: 你马上就到了，马上.
Hunter: 你能的.

517
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:17,956
是的!

518
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,409
甜心.

519
00:36:26,444 --> 00:36:27,497
到了.

520
00:36:27,532 --> 00:36:29,931
我多担心啊.

521
00:36:29,966 --> 00:36:31,741
我会因此杀了你的.

522
00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:33,501
是的，我差点就不用麻烦你动手了.

523
00:36:33,536 --> 00:36:34,971
好的.

524
00:36:37,473 --> 00:36:39,814
我想你应该去医院了.

525
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,944
不用了.Brian没事了.

526
00:36:43,605 --> 00:36:45,420
不，不，我说的不是那个.

527
00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:48,011
Lindsay一个小时前打过电话来了.

528
00:36:49,643 --> 00:36:51,768
你当爹了.

529
00:37:04,592 --> 00:37:06,677
我是奶奶了.

530
00:37:07,881 --> 00:37:11,558
Brian: 到家了, Michael.
Debbie: 我是奶奶了.
Justin: 太好了.

531
00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,957
哦，上帝啊，看她.

532
00:37:18,992 --> 00:37:22,157
哦--. 真是小不点儿.

533
00:37:22,192 --> 00:37:24,360
她不知道生出来的过程.

534
00:37:24,395 --> 00:37:27,168
分娩持续了14个小时.

535
00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:31,316
就象让一个保龄球穿过针眼一样困难.

536
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:33,900
T.M.I.

537
00:37:34,476 --> 00:37:36,646
太多感触了.

538
00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:40,496
不过你在这儿，终于生出来了.

539
00:37:40,531 --> 00:37:42,071
你们选好名字了吗?

540
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:46,011
在所有三方同意下，我偶然想到

541
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:50,189
就叫她 Jenny Rebecca.

542
00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:51,793
是祖母的名字?

543
00:37:51,993 --> 00:37:53,371
更早的 史翠珊的名字.

544
00:37:54,011 --> 00:37:57,202
好，我们拍些照片吧.

545
00:38:00,149 --> 00:38:01,317
那里.

546
00:38:01,352 --> 00:38:02,655
哦，好的.

547
00:38:02,690 --> 00:38:04,678
现在3个父母一起拍.

548
00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:10,634
笑一笑.

549
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:13,470
哦，太棒了.

550
00:38:13,505 --> 00:38:16,780
好，现在拍张2个幸福的
母亲的合影如何?

551
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,741
快啊，靠拢一点儿.

552
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,822
再近一点儿.

553
00:38:30,455 --> 00:38:31,409
好了.

554
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:33,998
噢，那肯定得用像框挂起来的.

555
00:38:47,436 --> 00:38:48,733
给你们的.

556
00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:51,936
"三层混合的Jenny Rebecca圣代"

557
00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:54,566
以我刚出生的漂亮的
孙女的名字命名的.

558
00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:58,729
Joan Crawford在Deli的舞台上奋斗了20
年才让一个三明治用她的名字命名的.

559
00:38:58,944 --> 00:39:00,697
你们为什么不坐下?

560
00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:03,319
谢谢，我们还是宁愿站着.

561
00:39:03,354 --> 00:39:05,002
屁股还疼着呢.

562
00:39:05,102 --> 00:39:07,615
噢，你我知道.

563
00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:08,937
但是你呢?

564
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:11,279
你到处做0也不嫌丢人的.

565
00:39:14,158 --> 00:39:16,758
昨晚我回到家里做的第一件事就是:

566
00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:17,655
称称体重.

567
00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:20,285
你也称了? 你轻了多少?

568
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,365
7磅.

569
00:39:21,565 --> 00:39:23,133
我轻了5磅半.

570
00:39:23,168 --> 00:39:25,146
没有你我可做不到.

571
00:39:25,181 --> 00:39:26,631
减轻体重?

572
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,105
骑车比赛, Em.

573
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:30,590
你当然可以.

574
00:39:30,825 --> 00:39:32,283
也许.

575
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:35,849
但是我还是喜欢和我最好
的朋友一起完成它.

576
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,598
嘿, 不. 我的, 别抢.

577
00:39:42,398 --> 00:39:43,840
你就是抢不到. 啊-哈-哈.

578
00:39:47,872 --> 00:39:48,817
38.

579
00:39:49,618 --> 00:39:50,876
Carl!

580
00:39:50,911 --> 00:39:52,100
看看我给你带了什么来了.

581
00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:54,622
我太喜欢了.

582
00:39:54,657 --> 00:39:55,957
我想你会的.

583
00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:58,515
这个比你现在穿的更贴切.

584
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,240
谢谢你.

585
00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:04,531
现在你都当奶奶了,

586
00:40:04,566 --> 00:40:06,511
准备好当新娘子了没有?

587
00:40:06,646 --> 00:40:07,836
Carl...

588
00:40:07,871 --> 00:40:09,313
你想要什么样的婚礼?

589
00:40:09,348 --> 00:40:10,556
大的? 小的?

590
00:40:10,591 --> 00:40:11,922
室内的? 室外的?

591
00:40:11,957 --> 00:40:14,058
虽然时间有点紧.

592
00:40:14,093 --> 00:40:15,258
看你的了.

593
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:17,411
你说什么都可以.

594
00:40:19,062 --> 00:40:20,761
无论我说什么?

595
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,879
依现在的情形...

596
00:40:24,914 --> 00:40:27,339
我不想要个婚礼.

597
00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,825
没有婚礼?

598
00:40:30,025 --> 00:40:32,995
我不能和你结婚，不是因为我不爱你,

599
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,071
老天知道，我是爱你的.

600
00:40:35,406 --> 00:40:36,898
那又是什么原因?

601
00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:42,228
我怎么可以在我儿子还不能结婚
的时候结婚呢?

602
00:40:42,263 --> 00:40:46,854
而且... 该诅咒的总统还要修改宪法

603
00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:50,482
以阻止Michael 和 Ben 还有... 
还有其他漂亮的同性恋男人和女人

604
00:40:50,517 --> 00:40:53,061
享有和你我同样的权利?

605
00:40:54,563 --> 00:40:56,625
这样是不公正的.

606
00:40:56,825 --> 00:40:59,997
那话题太严肃了, 甜心,
但你只是一个个体的人.

607
00:41:00,197 --> 00:41:03,076
有时候个人也可以.

608
00:41:03,111 --> 00:41:04,155
看看甘地.

609
00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:07,331
Ben Kingsley让自己挨饿,

610
00:41:07,366 --> 00:41:09,098
但是却引发了潮流.

611
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,364
你不会让自己挨饿的，对吧?

612
00:41:11,399 --> 00:41:14,633
我只是具有人性关怀的心.

613
00:41:14,668 --> 00:41:17,329
我要送个消息,

614
00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:19,041
还有指头,

615
00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:21,320
给白宫.

616
00:41:22,087 --> 00:41:29,173
除非我儿子能够在这个国家
走上红毯，我自己是不会的.

617
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,536
那我们怎么办?

618
00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:44,500
你觉得同居怎么样?

619
00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:47,013
充满罪恶感.

620
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,547
我们是不是有点老了?

621
00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:56,135
上帝，我希望不是.

622
00:42:01,425 --> 00:42:04,546
她比Gus安静得多.

623
00:42:05,455 --> 00:42:08,495
是的, 你这个小可爱.

624
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:10,852
记得他有多烦人吗?

625
00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:13,544
当然. 那是我的乳房.

626
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:16,720
根本不是我想的那样疼痛.

627
00:42:16,755 --> 00:42:18,957
过几个星期在这么说吧.

628
00:42:18,992 --> 00:42:22,797
你会希望她找别的地方去吃奶.

629
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:27,036
喔，你终于生出来了.

630
00:42:28,896 --> 00:42:31,845
你不知道你妈妈多想你,

631
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,864
还有她为了生你经过的一切.

632
00:42:35,064 --> 00:42:37,355
别担心. 我肯定会告诉她的.

633
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,763
传统的犹太人处方?

634
00:42:39,798 --> 00:42:43,972
加一勺罪恶到母乳里，使劲搅.

635
00:42:48,243 --> 00:42:52,988
毋庸置疑，我们有了上帝
创造的最美的孩子.

636
00:42:53,189 --> 00:42:54,495
我不会反对这么说的.

637
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,326
有个变化很好.

638
00:42:58,566 --> 00:43:01,327
我不是说...

639
00:43:04,905 --> 00:43:06,931
你想要什么吗?

640
00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:08,030
不，我很好.

641
00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:10,800
好了, 年轻的女士,
到午睡时间了.

642
00:43:10,835 --> 00:43:12,959
你呆会儿还会见到妈咪的.

643
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:16,443
是的.

644
00:43:16,478 --> 00:43:18,576
做个好梦, 心肝宝贝.

645
00:43:18,611 --> 00:43:20,624
好好睡吧.

646
00:43:29,494 --> 00:43:32,614
我联系过幼儿看护服务中心了.

647
00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:36,317
他们有一名单的妇女可以帮助你
使你可以自由出门.

648
00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:39,031
Dusty说如果你需要什么, 可以给她打电话.

649
00:43:39,131 --> 00:43:40,658
那你呢?

650
00:43:43,099 --> 00:43:46,116
你真的要走了?

651
00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:49,313
我们两个都同意的...

652
00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:52,036
不是吗?

653
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:23,125
谨代表同性恋者中心,

654
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:31,846
我很高兴将$432,000的支票交给自由之家.

655
00:44:36,866 --> 00:44:43,369
募集到的每一分钱都将用于维护收容院，
以提供最好的服务给服务的对象.

656
00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:46,076
我们要感谢每个参加了自行车比赛的人,

657
00:44:46,111 --> 00:44:47,789
所给予的支持,

658
00:44:47,824 --> 00:44:50,149
花费时间, 慷慨捐助.

659
00:44:54,747 --> 00:44:59,015
现在, 为了表示对我们刚失去不久的
一位兄弟的敬意.

660
00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:02,193
他是一个伟大的朋友, 
志愿者和支持者.

661
00:45:02,228 --> 00:45:05,330
自由之家改名为

662
00:45:05,365 --> 00:45:08,674
"Vic Grassi之家".

663
00:45:16,279 --> 00:45:19,448
非常感谢大家的光临.

664
00:45:22,307 --> 00:45:24,218
太好了.

665
00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,291
哈, 上帝啊.

666
00:45:28,151 --> 00:45:29,558
你知道这事吧?

667
00:45:46,998 --> 00:45:49,339
你让他们这么做的, 是不是?

668
00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:54,518
这里还是美国, Deb.

669
00:45:54,553 --> 00:45:55,532
金钱万能.

670
00:45:55,732 --> 00:45:58,220
是的, 但是头一次金钱干了件好事.

671
00:46:08,481 --> 00:46:11,318
你叔叔会非常自豪的.

672
00:46:11,353 --> 00:46:14,589
太可惜了，他看不到.

673
00:46:14,624 --> 00:46:16,925
他看得到.

674
00:46:18,281 --> 00:46:20,259
好啦.

675
00:47:15,538 --> 00:47:17,559
那么...

676
00:47:17,594 --> 00:47:20,025
我忏悔过我的罪过了吗?

677
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,473
那会是永久性的.

678
00:47:22,508 --> 00:47:24,941
但是你的努力在地狱里肯定得到“A”了.

679
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,582
请别提地狱.

680
00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:30,290
另外, 我刚好同意你这么说.

681
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,332
我额外活的这4年真是太走运了.

682
00:47:34,367 --> 00:47:36,682
当然我非常喜欢了.

683
00:47:36,717 --> 00:47:38,269
谁不是呢?

684
00:47:38,304 --> 00:47:41,285
但是你还会拥有比那更多的.

685
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,678
上帝告诉你了吗?

686
00:47:43,713 --> 00:47:46,447
实际上, 他告诉了 Judy 然后她告诉了我.

687
00:47:46,482 --> 00:47:48,152
Judy?

688
00:47:48,187 --> 00:47:49,973
Garland.

689
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,035
他们都喜欢这样.

690
00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,319
你的意思是说上帝是个...?

691
00:47:54,519 --> 00:47:58,268
你可不是从我这里听说的.

692
00:48:00,994 --> 00:48:02,553
喔!

693
00:48:03,910 --> 00:48:05,284
喔.

694
00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:06,549
你还好吧?

695
00:48:10,544 --> 00:48:12,929
还好.

696
00:48:12,964 --> 00:48:15,996
我听到最好的宣告.

697
00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:23,681
那么，你和Tom Cruise干了?

698
00:48:23,716 --> 00:48:26,703
每个人都知道他不是同性恋.

699
00:48:28,546 --> 00:48:30,243
Adrien Brody?

700
00:48:30,278 --> 00:48:32,810
他不错,但是， alas...

701
00:48:32,845 --> 00:48:34,813
Tobey Maguire?

702
00:48:34,848 --> 00:48:36,180
求你了.

703
00:48:36,215 --> 00:48:37,583
什么?

704
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,298
Connor James.

705
00:48:41,809 --> 00:48:43,727
不可能.

706
00:48:47,405 --> 00:48:51,013
听起来你的冒险够得上最刺激了.

707
00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:54,627
听起来你也很喜欢啊.

708
00:48:55,345 --> 00:48:59,506
沿着生命没有终点的高速路骑行...

709
00:49:00,216 --> 00:49:01,686
我有时间去思考.

710
00:49:02,327 --> 00:49:03,871
哦?

711
00:49:05,124 --> 00:49:10,195
关于我会有什么不同
如果我从癌症中存活下来...

712
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,055
睡在小帐篷里.

713
00:49:14,090 --> 00:49:16,816
同样的没有乐趣，我同意.

714
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:20,356
但是现在你有了,
你做何打算呢?

715
00:49:22,454 --> 00:49:25,395
我做的头件不一样的事...

716
00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:28,766
就是卧室.

717
00:49:30,394 --> 00:49:33,652
把床上的东西都扔掉.

718
00:49:33,687 --> 00:49:36,318
是的，都是90年代的了. 我同意.

719
00:49:39,707 --> 00:49:44,452
然后我会花更多时间陪我儿子.

720
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:50,133
现在他到了需要强壮的男性影响的年龄了.

721
00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:55,538
特别是被一对拉拉抚养长大.

722
00:49:56,848 --> 00:50:00,094
我是说，他该了解 Armani...

723
00:50:00,689 --> 00:50:03,511
Gucci, Prada,

724
00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:07,156
而不是仅仅是足球和涡轮发动机.

725
00:50:07,394 --> 00:50:09,504
毫无疑问.

726
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:11,194
还有什么其他的决定吗?

727
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,741
我想你再搬回来住.

728
00:50:19,757 --> 00:50:21,162
呃?

729
00:50:21,472 --> 00:50:25,259
我说我想你和我一起住.

730
00:50:27,122 --> 00:50:28,781
你是在求婚吗?

731
00:50:28,881 --> 00:50:30,151
当然不是了.

732
00:50:30,186 --> 00:50:33,039
在突然和出乎意料地到处都在
的同性婚姻的情况下,

733
00:50:33,074 --> 00:50:35,794
我才不愿意加入到那拥挤的人群中呢.

734
00:50:36,906 --> 00:50:40,337
每天奔波于这里和Daphne家是在浪费时间,

735
00:50:40,372 --> 00:50:43,214
而且不方便，我是说，上个星期

736
00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:46,283
你忘记带袜子了只好借了一双我的.

737
00:50:47,592 --> 00:50:49,533
并且...

738
00:50:50,658 --> 00:50:54,028
在你不在的这段时间里,

739
00:50:54,228 --> 00:50:57,629
我并不怎么介意，即使你介意的话.

740
00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:03,405
自从第一晚你带我回家我就在等你问我.

741
00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:09,329
那么你说什么?

742
00:51:11,094 --> 00:51:16,592
我该把我的抽屉让出来给你吗?

743
00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:39,654
Ben?

744
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,477
Ben?

745
00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:51,205
Mmm... hm?

746
00:51:52,829 --> 00:51:55,765
我只是想看你睡着了没.

747
00:51:57,262 --> 00:51:59,313
我清醒得很.

748
00:51:59,348 --> 00:52:01,311
现在.

749
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:03,995
你没事吧?

750
00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,909
我不知道.

751
00:52:05,944 --> 00:52:10,333
我只是睡不着, 你知道吗? 我想是太兴奋了.

752
00:52:10,368 --> 00:52:14,218
噢－－. 发生太多事了.

753
00:52:14,253 --> 00:52:18,323
该死. 我的脑袋晕的很.

754
00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:23,266
比赛，孩子还有婚礼.

755
00:52:23,301 --> 00:52:26,006
你能相信我们刚刚结婚吗?

756
00:52:26,846 --> 00:52:28,596
我们?

757
00:52:30,884 --> 00:52:32,253
真的?

758
00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:37,701
我们当然结了.

759
00:52:38,754 --> 00:52:42,514
但是我们不是住在加拿大。
我们住在这里.

760
00:52:42,549 --> 00:52:46,697
那么还是真实的吗?

761
00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:49,441
让我问你一个问题.

762
00:52:49,476 --> 00:52:53,477
那么只有一天是真实的,

763
00:52:53,478 --> 00:52:55,606
是否值得呢?

764
00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:04,814
是值得的.

765
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,789
这里也会在不太久的将来变成那样的.

766
00:53:07,824 --> 00:53:10,061
一切都是刚刚开始.

767
00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:12,506
我们都是其中一份子.

768
00:53:21,862 --> 00:53:25,174
你知道吗，回头再想想,

769
00:53:25,209 --> 00:53:28,779
我们还没有过真正的新婚之夜呢.

770
00:53:29,795 --> 00:53:32,315
我们当然有过.

771
00:53:32,887 --> 00:53:36,175
在我们的帐篷里颤抖.

772
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:39,503
嗯，在我们的充气垫子上.

773
00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:43,461
我想我们能比那做得更好.

774
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:21,148
Moo!
明年春季再见. ;)