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室外吸烟真冷,需要一杯鸡尾酒

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还要有男人相伴

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-你好,Mavis,
-雷警官你好

4
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-恐怕这次要给你开罚单
-凭什么?

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你明白,警告你多少次了,不准室内吸烟

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我进去点火,正是为了出来吸烟

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他们都看见了.而且,
如果我蓄意室内吸烟,我压根不会出来
你能逮到我?

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我警告过你

9
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得了,你知道这很离谱,承认吧

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就不承认

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得了,说实话

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偏不说

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记得把那几只垃圾桶放到里面去

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不然给你几张空罚单,你自己填

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那不如你晚点过来填这个?

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钱都出了,我进去享受吧

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Whoopi*104

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中文字幕:sogo for daniel
http://www.friends6.com

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早啊,Mavis,早餐又吸香烟?

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哪壶不开提哪壶,你想干嘛?

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今天我很忙,早餐时要见女友,
然后要投几份简历

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还要投卡普迪亚斯呢

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宝贝,走,我饿死了

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喜欢他的新外套吗?
FUBU牌的,意思是:

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"为我们,靠我们"

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错,为"我们",靠"我们",没你事

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取点钱

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-早饭我请,
-不必

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没关系,我知道你现在手头紧

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才没有,只是新旧工作交替阶段,
早饭我还请得起

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我可还想吃点火腿..

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怎么了?

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ATM机吐钞,我刚伸手取,
它又吞回去了!见鬼了!

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住手,甜心老弟,

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你干嘛敲打我的机器/

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Mavis,它抢我钱

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不愧是我的机器

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什么玩意?

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我非法吸烟，被开的罚单

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你被警告那么多次

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我进屋点火,前脚出门
后脚警察就开告票

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警察真够奸的

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这不算什么,新年前夜我收罚单
就因为在两辆车之间找车位!

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警察怎么看见你?

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他们就停在街对面

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所以我奉公守法,清白做人

47
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我的波斯血统使我低调做人,
不敢越雷池半步

48
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即使独处时
即使天黑

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with paperview!

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你出去把车擦干净

51
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-走了吧,饿死我了
-再等一下,心肝

52
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我拿到ATM机的联络电话

53
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我要把钱要回来

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这算什么兄弟!居然要把钱要回来

55
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才40块?

56
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不是钱多钱少的问题,喂

57
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我叫Courtney,Rae
我的钱丢了...

58
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哦,原来是电话录音

59
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天,又把我转回来了!

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告诉你说，他就是在心疼钱,
换了我,遇到这种情况会怎么办?

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我会离开他

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来了!来了!

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Mavis,我想提醒你把垃圾桶放进来

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好.

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辣椒真够劲!没想到

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我最有种,我想在哪儿吸烟都成!

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警察来啦,好辣!这东西好辣!

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我想在哪儿吸烟都成!

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怎么啦?

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别吐地上

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有趣,Mavis

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你整到我了

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怎么?辣椒不好吃?

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你知道我吃不了辣,没你厉害

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啥玩意
罚单?随地吐痰?

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一天两张告票

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损失50元!我才没这个闲钱

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别急,我来付

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-谢谢,非常谢谢,
-来点啤酒?
-随便

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谢,你真慷慨

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49块9毛5

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-听说你吸烟被开票?
-没错,我吸烟被罚,Nasim吐口水被罚,
都由我负担

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那个阿拉伯人?

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-他是波斯人,
-有什么大不了

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他不过吐了点辣椒到街上,警察就冒出来开票
纽约城疯了!

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我没钱了,要破产了

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我也接到一张罚单,
因为我的Dino车窗上多贴了个标志

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啊?你碰到的是什么变态警察啊?

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一个同性恋

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差异性让我们吃了不少大亏!

91
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要迷住那警察还得
给你进行荷尔蒙疗法

92
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那还不如把乳头放到削铅笔机里

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-后来我上庭申诉,结果被放了
-真的?

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抽烟被罚,溜不掉的,
吐痰,那不算什么,看清罚单

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-付罚金前叫Nasim上庭
-真的?酷,那我们就上庭

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多数法官很讲道理,
你穿得暴露点也有帮助

97
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那我让Nasim打扮打扮

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-你还在?
-对,我跟三台电脑谈过了

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我不是妄想狂,但有台电脑真的恶狠狠

100
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那是因为它知道在跟你说话

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-Mavis,我得上厕所,帮我听着?
-开免提吧

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-我喜欢这首
-Mavis
-稍等,最喜欢这一节

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-啥事?
-我把冰箱里这玩意拆了，现在没噪音了

104
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厉害,过会你再想办法让他制冷

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减少开关门次数,它就不会升温

106
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你明知道你会吃掉整块馅饼

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干嘛不一次全拿出来?

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-算了,我试试修好它
-谢谢

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以此答谢你帮我付罚金

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我不付,你要申请上诉

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-上庭?我没叫你上诉啊
-但这张罚单莫名其妙

112
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你没必要付

113
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等一下，你就是不肯为我付钱

114
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不,这样才是正确的

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对你而言，可能正确,对我则不然

116
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你得相信我,不能让别人占你便宜!

117
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你们黑人老是提到的"别人"到底是谁?

118
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你是我生命中唯一的"他人"

119
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我不是男人,不过你可以跟我

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&%&*&%^@##!

121
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我知道你讲什么,明白告诉你

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你不能这样跟我讲话

123
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我还是你老板

124
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那我辞职呢?

125
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那我答应?

126
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-我不干了
-再见

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得了,Nasim,回来,逃兵

128
00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:20,813
-请过会再来电
-我待会打来

129
00:10:20,813 --> 00:10:25,168
宝贝,早餐买来了,还有咖啡

130
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:29,565
要加糖吗?还是要低糖?

131
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Rita,别招惹我

132
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难以忍受,虽然音乐不错

133
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机器把你的钱吐出来了!

134
00:10:45,865 --> 00:10:49,258
Rita,我把插头拔掉了

135
00:10:49,258 --> 00:11:00,187
那我买指甲贴去

136
00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:04,271
-怎么?
-我明白失业的滋味

137
00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:08,537
-这跟失业无关,
-整个社会都跟你作对

138
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,591
当然，我是女性,这种滋味尝惯了

139
00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:16,459
可惜你是男的,你的男性尊严大打折扣

140
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,083
我的男性尊严?

141
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:23,152
荒谬，我的男性尊严没受任何影响，
谢谢关心

142
00:11:23,152 --> 00:11:27,277
那好,我收回我所说的一切,

142
00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:30,277
除了男性尊严这一点

143
00:11:30,277 --> 00:11:32,331
-Nasim回来没?
-没

144
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:35,836
糟糕,到处都找不到

145
00:11:35,836 --> 00:11:38,162
Telle evron

146
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-(啥事)?
-随你讲哪国话

147
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,487
-你知道Nasim的下落?
-不知道

148
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-我丈夫可以顶替Nasim吗?
-没有

149
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他得回来,我给他留言无数,我去了他家

150
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:58,640
我去了他的会所,没想到他从未去过那里

151
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:02,121
你去"小波斯餐馆"看过了吗?

152
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,402
居然有家"小波斯"?

153
00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:15,416
叫小什么的都有

154
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我找朋友

155
00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:27,847
我就是好朋友,我可以借钱给你

156
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,331
朋友,你好

157
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:41,722
我试试行吗?从没吃过这口

158
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爽

159
00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:48,428
我朋友姓catanar jahani

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哦,Nasim,
你是谁?

161
00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:57,917
我是他老板, Mavis Rae,他一定常常提起我

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00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:19,743
没有?我是个歌手，(唱)

163
00:13:19,743 --> 00:13:22,643
我从来都抗拒不了这首歌

164
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:25,978
就像篮子里的眼镜蛇,
听到召唤就会起舞

165
00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:28,368
她怎么会在这儿?

166
00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:34,211
过来,我知道你辞职不是因为这次愚蠢的吵架

167
00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:36,558
不是的,我只是不想上庭

168
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:41,072
-Nasim,那张罚单不明不白,
-我可以忍受

169
00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:43,623
你怎么这样软弱?这是美国

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00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,902
如果你生气,你就可以抗争!

171
00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:50,807
可我不想,,坐下说,我解释给你听

172
00:13:50,807 --> 00:13:58,079
我不能抗争,我是移民,
我不想被遣送回国

173
00:13:58,079 --> 00:14:02,376
我的行为必须无懈可击,不能有闪失

174
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:06,778
你无法理解,长期遭受猜疑的感受!

175
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:13,456
我是开店的女黑人,
我当然知道受猜疑是怎么回事!

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00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:18,551
没人会遣送你,你合法的在美国居住
你可以上诉的

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得了,如果住在美国的代价
就是得付了吐辣椒罚单

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那我付了就完了,看，我又吐!

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搞什么?

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对不起

181
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:38,436
我的家在这里,我住惯了,
我有一份职业,还有有线电视看

182
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:45,530
承认吐痰之后我还可以继续享受生活

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00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,539
我爱现在的生活,别给我添乱

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00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:52,749
Nasim,你爱怎么着就怎么着吧

185
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:57,519
付就付,开庭时你就认罪交钱

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00:14:57,519 --> 00:15:00,180
认罪?我得认罪?

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00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:08,985
对,但这是美国,你可以申辩,
就像美国总统那样

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00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:13,233
别这样，你是我的朋友,家人

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-家人?
-别哭
-好感动

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00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:30,057
别太亲热，小心点

191
00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:34,901
喂,对,我叫Courtney Rae,
我损失了40块,在你们的...

192
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:40,921
Courtney Rae,对，
我以前在安然公司上班

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00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:50,900
Bob whellcons?你怎么在银行接电话?
别哭了,Bob

194
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至少你还有个温暖的家

195
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,969
老婆跑了?

196
00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:06,317
真替你难过,那你还可以和你爸爸相依为命
真的吗?

197
00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:09,067
真吃惊

198
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:18,263
Bob,我有要事要处理,过会联络你

199
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请你吃晚饭,看电影,好吗?

200
00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:25,284
我要客房服务

201
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,608
要不我们上楼去亲热好不好?

202
00:16:27,608 --> 00:16:30,857
我说的也是这个意思

203
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棒极了,我们心意相通

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那当然

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重申一遍,如果你没做过,你才是无辜的

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下一位，Nasim,catanar jahani

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发音不标准，应该是Nasim,教他

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是我,我很有罪,我认罚

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慢点,让我先念罚单

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上面写着你的罪状是当街吐痰?

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对,我来这里付罚金

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美国货币，请收下

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你在人行道上吐痰?

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-对,也不是啦
-到底吐没吐?

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我...上帝保佑美利坚!

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法官大人,我放了辣椒到他嘴里,
他吐了出来

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-你哪位?
-他的朋友

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你放辣椒到他嘴里?
你这朋友可真够呛

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不管是不是你错,我决定无罪释放你

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-早告诉过你,美国!
-先生,您太好啦...好,,

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我只想感谢您,先生，

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美国是个伟大的国家,在有的国家

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对法官说话,只有一句,"别打脸!"

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-还有一张罚单
-还有?怎么没跟我说过

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一张一张来.你坐下

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让我解释

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这事你朋友也有份?

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据我所知没有,法官大人

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今天我心情好,所以这回我也不罚你

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哈,两张都撤消

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法官大人,你这么友好，
我想谈谈吸烟收到的罚单

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有罪

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-怎么就有罪?
-我不想听,付罚金吧你,下一位

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等一下，我没吸烟,我进去点火,
然后就出来吸烟

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夫人,你有罪，
而且，你快惹我发火了

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好吧,很抱歉,明白了,你歧视我

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别给我扣种族歧视的帽子

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什么种族歧视，我在说虐待烟民的事!

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对,我痛恨烟民!污秽恶心的习惯,
无论何地吸烟都是违法

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如果有可能,我还想把你关起来

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告诉你说,法官大人,人都有小嗜好

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而你却认为那就是犯罪

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结果会怎样?国家会变怎样?

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车上挖鼻孔的人,开罚单!

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行人抠背,开罚单!

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统统开罚单!

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这是草率的决定

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啊,我又犯罪了

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-你明白我意思了?
-判完你的案子了
-还没完，你还没
-住嘴,别自找麻烦

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-我就不住嘴,
-拖出去

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告诉你说,别碰我
我不出去

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-Mavis藐视法庭?
-说"藐视"太严重了

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也许态度不太好罢了
法官竟然不许我表达意见,真粗鲁

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希望你的意见值800块

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-800块?都足够创业了
-我以她为荣

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她才敢大声疾呼,其他人只是保持沉默,

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而Mavis鹤立鸡群

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谢谢,nasim

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恐怕你以后在旅馆里抽烟得三思而后行了

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我戒烟了,人得开阔眼界，尝试新鲜玩意

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我爱死这个了

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尝尝?

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谢谢观赏