[分享] SATC 圣经（4.6.2006更新）
[color=blue] "Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."[/color]An American girl in Paris---the Big Finale
[color=brown] "When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?"
---the catch[/color]
[color=orange]"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them."[/color]
[color=darkblue]"Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away"[/color]
-----I love2 NY
[color=darkred]“So, maybe it won't look the way you thought it would look in high school.
But it's good to remember love is possible.” [/color]
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'."
"I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]"
"I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]"
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."
"From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true梙e probably is. [Samantha]"
"Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.""
"Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?" :sick:
"There isn't enough wall space in NYC to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you - a lot of them were hung.[Samantha]"
"I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck." :cool:
"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
"Don't you want to stand still with me?"
"Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?"
:fear:
"Miranda: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?"
:clown:
"It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!"
"The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. [Lucy Liu]"
"The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. [Carrie]"
"What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx! [Miranda]"
"It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one. [Mr.Big]"
"You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio...For me, it's a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha]"
"Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill! [Samantha]"
"She can reach me, but I can't ever get her. [Big]"
"I think it's romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. [Carrie]"
"My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single. [Carrie]"
"Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machi"
"Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your * buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you."
"Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer. [Carrie]"
"Puberty is a phase... fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle. [Stanford]"
"Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.
Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced."
"I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it's not a *o flick. [Maria]"
"I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got.
"Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda]"
"Charlotte: [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!"
"Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?
Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket."
"Carrie: So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?
"It's a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]"
"Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a whole lot of stuff. [Carrie]"
"Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage. [Big]"
"I don't she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]"
"Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum.""
"When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future monogrammed towels. [Carrie]"
"Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them! [Samantha]"
"You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha]"
"Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?
Carrie: Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best."
"It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]"
"Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age."
"You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, yes. [Samantha]"
"They practically chased me with torches like I was *enstein! [Samantha]"
"Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit."
"There was so much skin, it was like a shar-pei![Charlotte]"
"When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend."
"Hi, Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]"
"Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man."
"Samantha: Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, some hot woman doctor, who understands what this [female parts] is all about.
Doctor: I just meant statistically.....
Samantha: You're lucky to have touched my breasts."
"The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. It took me six months to get the message that I really wanted to be with Aidan. And now, I couldn't wait another minute. Are all the improvements in communication really helping us communicate? In m"
"I love you but it's not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]"
"There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]"
"I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.' [Miranda]"
"I don't see color, I see conquests.[Samantha]"
"Charlotte: You exchanged keys, that's big!
Carrie: No, that's the opposite of Big."
"Charlotte: He should've mentioned her earlier.
Samantha: But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!"
"Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help."
"Charlotte: I thought he was gay!
Miranda: Uhh, yeah! Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle? That has to be the gayest sentence ever uttered."
"Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey]"
"Samantha: So, how were they?
Carrie: The pancakes? Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough.
Samantha: No, I was referring to the moves.
Carrie: Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough."
"I'm living with skid-marks guy.[Miranda]"
"It's my birthday. I'm officially old. [Carrie on her 35th Birthday]"
"Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie: I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment."
"Samantha: Like it抯 my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!
Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.
Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha: Because he's an asshole.
Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha: Like his dick.
Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?"
"A stud is born! [Stanford]"
"The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship. [Miranda]"
"Samantha: Who do you have to * to get chemo around here?"
"He and Stanford are in love! [Charlotte] Well, according to 'Honcho', he used to be in love all over town. [Anthony]"
"I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble.[Big]"
"Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda]"
"You wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can't even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford]"
"Abso*inglutely!"
"I think I've got monogamy. I must have caught it from you people!"
"Mr. Big: What would you come back as?
Carrie: Someone who knows better.
Mr. Big: You smell nice.
Carrie: I'm not sleeping with you tonight.
Mr. Big: I thought we were just having dinner.
Carrie: We are."
"Aidan: Don't take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.
Carrie: I know, but I can't afford it.
Aidan: You've got eight thousand bucks' worth of shoes over there.
Carrie: I needed those!"
"Carrie: I'm good at crossword puzzles, I'm not so good at people puzzles."
Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.
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Modelizer: Why * the girl in the skirt, when you can * the girl in the ad for the skirt?
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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single-digits anymore.
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Taxi Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.
Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the "up-the-butt girl".
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Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.
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Samantha: One time I *ed a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid.
Carrie: Kool-Aid?
Samantha: I was thirteen.
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Miranda: My * buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.
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Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
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Charlotte: You have Steve.
Miranda: I don't "have" Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're good friends.
Samantha: No, *we're* good friends, but I don't put my dick in you.
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Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.
Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
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Samantha: I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once.
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Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
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Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
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[Charlotte York has just discovered that Samantha Jones has slept with her brother Wesley]
Charlotte: Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.
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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk...
[Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop]
Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back!
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Charlotte: My marriage is a fake Fendi. He can't even get it up.
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[upon seeing a firefighter stripper]
Samantha: Hello, 911. I'm on fire.
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Miranda: I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic."
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Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.
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Samantha: I have a date with a dildo.
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Charlotte: [with a hangover] My hair hurts.
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Charlotte: Schooner and Rebecca need each other. Schooner and Rebecca need each other.
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Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
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Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
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Samantha: [to her male intern] The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can * you.
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Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
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Samantha: [to Carrie about Big] Have fun, just don't have amnesia.
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Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
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Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
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Carrie: Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism.
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
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Trey: You're learning Chinese?
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.
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[on meeting Big's new girlfriend]
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
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[after oral sex on some guy]
Samantha: Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.
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Samantha: Look at his robe. So "Robin and his Merry Men."
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Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back.
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Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
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Samantha: Anything else around here need milking?
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Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
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Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
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Samantha: Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.
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Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
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Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the *.
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Carrie: Hi, I'd like a Cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.
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Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.
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Carrie: I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm like friggin' Annie Get Your Clothes On.
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Carrie: Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight... this party was a veritable pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
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Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
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Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus?
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Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
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Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.
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Carrie: If by "going," you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.
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Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
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Carrie: The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.
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Carrie: Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel.
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Carrie: So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?
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Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
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Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
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Miranda: Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs.
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Miranda: I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him - I yelled at my friend the cancer patient - then I made him cry.
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Miranda: I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means? All right. The cheese stands alone.
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Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
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Miranda: Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum."
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Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
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Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
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Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year.
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Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
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Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.
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Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
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Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?
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Charlotte: Look. She's got big boobs. So does she. It's the big boobs bonanza issue.
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Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.
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Charlotte: If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, would that be good news? Would you tell the family, "Buck up, he's got a shot in hell?"
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Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore, if it's bad you just had sex with an ex.
Carrie: It wouldn't be bad.
Samantha: Oh.
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Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there?
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?
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Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.
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Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.
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Mr. Big: Interesting dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Interesting dress.
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Miranda: [to a heckling construction worker] You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
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Samantha: Can we cut the cake? I have to go to a Three-way.
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Samantha: Come and get me sailors.
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Carrie: [laughing uncontrollably] Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings. If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ... that we were smoking the POT.
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Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.
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Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.
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Carrie: That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minute-and-a-half... before the wind died.
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Charlotte: You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca.
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Carrie: One woman's *ographer is another woman's spiritual leader.
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Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to * him, so he *ed everyone.
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[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California]
Carrie: If you're tired of New York you take a nap-a, you don't move to Napa.
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Carrie: [to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
[Samantha flashes her boobs]
Carrie: I was kidding.
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[Miranda's new "Weight Watchers" boyfriend is a messy lover to which Carrie quips]
Carrie: Miranda's over-eater over-ate her.
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Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
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Carrie: Yes, we'd love to meet Wesley of Wesley and Leslie. And by the way, does he work at Nestle?
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Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes. I got tickets to the Vagina Monologues.
Carrie: Why?
Stanford: Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.
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Carrie: Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
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Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
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Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
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[Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral]
Charlotte: They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."
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Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.
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Carrie: And then I realised something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.
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Samantha: You get married and hope for the best. If it dosen't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.
Carrie: No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.
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Lew: You want to go grab a drink?
Miranda: Yes please, the sight of all these white teeth is blinding.
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Carrie: You think it's as simple as my dad walked out therefore I'll always be screwed up about men?
Miranda: My father came home at seven on the button every night and I still have no clue.
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Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.
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Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him?
Miranda: Only if he's been bad.
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Carrie: This is the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Carrie: Did you hear that?
[giggling]
Carrie: I said "doobie".
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Charlotte: I proposed to myself.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.
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Miranda: I can't believe this. We spend our lives hiding the fat in our ass and you're putting it right on your face?
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[Charlotte is converting to Judaism]
Charlotte: Hello, My name is Charlotte York and I am interested in joining the Jewish faith.
Rabbi: Sorry, we're not interested.
[Closes the door in her face]
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Mr. Big: [Carrie has returned to New York after a bad spell in Paris and where Big in his ubuquitous runs into her outside on the streets on NYC outside of her apartment] You know, I don't live here anymore and the Four Season won't check you in until one o'clock.
Carrie: Oh? Did you wanna come up?
[She points to her apartment]
Mr. Big: Abso-*ing-lutely!
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Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
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Miranda: [Stomps her foot while on the phone at Steve's] DAMMIT! I *ed up Debbie's B!
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Charlotte: Harry, I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese.
Harry: I got something from China, too. They're giving us a baby.
Charlotte: What?
Harry: I guess God remembered our address.
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Smith Jerrod: Hey, Babe, I flew back...
Samantha: You flew all night? Why?
Smith Jerrod: I forgot to tell you something on the phone... I love you.
Samantha: You flew back to tell me that?
Smith Jerrod: Can you think of a better reason?
Samantha: No, I can't. You have meant more to me than any man I have ever known.
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Magda: What you did. That is love. You love.
Miranda: [after giving Steve's mother, who has had a stroke, a bath] Let's not make a big deal of it to Steve. It will upset him.
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[the girls are having lunch]
Carrie: Big's leaving his wife!
[All girls gasp]
Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show
Miranda: What was he doing at a furniture show?
Carrie: Drinkin' and leaving his wife!
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Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
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[at Carrie's very emotional and weepy goodbye dinner - Charlotte in particular is being a total weepy waterworks]
Samantha: Let's pull it up, shall we? I'd like to show my face here again here.
Carrie: Yes, here's to go. Right. Someone say something not sentimental.
Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
Miranda: Task accomplished!
Samantha: You cannot BELEIVE the hot flashes! I can barely keep my clothes on!
Carrie: Really? What was your excuse before the chemo?
Samantha: [lovingly] I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
[Charlotte breaks into tears again, devastated that Carries is leaving for Paris in a few hours]
Miranda: Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her!
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Big: It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one.
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Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.
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Carrie: It was all very familiar. She was having a dejà-*.
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Samantha: I need a new gynecologist. Do you like yours?
Miranda: Not right now, no.
Samantha: Well, at least she's a woman. I tried to go to a man, but it was just too strange. Having a guy spend all that time down there and then you leave, without an orgasm and a bill!
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Anthony Marantino: I am sleeping and walking! Sleeping and walking! How am I doing that?
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Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.
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Carrie: When will waiting for "the one"... be done?
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Carrie: It's the end of an era.
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Carrie: I was told there'd be no clowns - nothing scarier than a clown.
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[a fat jerk want Miranda to leave a blackjack table when they're in Atlantic City]
jerk: Hey red, move your fat ass!
Carrie: What did you say to her?
Charlotte: Hey, her *ass*... isn't normally this big!
Miranda: Yeah, you're right. Thank you! My ass is this big because I just had a baby, you asshole.
Samantha: What's your excuse?
Carrie: Ya havin' triplets?
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Carrie: You string me along for two years and you marry some 25 year old girl after five months.
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Carrie: It's good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if your very lucky, only a plane ride away.
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Miranda: When did you stop calling her the idiot stick figure with no soul.
Carrie: Three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M. He was smiling and holding her hand and I finally got it. They're happy slash we're over.
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Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.
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Lucy Liu: If I was as bad an actress as you, I'd still be serving onion rings at TGI Fridays!
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Carrie: You're Heidi Klum!
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Carrie: Dolce and Gabanna picked me?
Fashion show producer: Yes, *ette, and those are some picky Italians.
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Samantha: My name's Samantha and I'm a loveaholic.
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Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy but you can't marry an Episcopalian?
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Steve: Who's gonna * a uniball bartender?
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Carrie: "Going out of business sex", what do you think?
Miranda: [immediately] No.
Carrie: All right, Quick Draw, give it a second here.
Miranda: [gives it a literal second] No.
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Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.
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Barbara: I didn't know you were into children's books.
Carrie: Well, who doesn't love children's books?
Carrie: [in her head] Five minutes of bodice-ripping material out the window. So, I did what any writer would do... I pulled an idea out of my ass.
Carrie: Well, my story's about a little girl... named Cathy. Little Cathy.
Barbara: And what makes Little Cathy special?
Carrie: Well, um, she has these magic...
[looks at cigarettes in her purse]
Carrie: ...cigarettes.
Barbara: She has magic cigarettes?
Carrie: Yes, "Little Cathy and Her Magic Cigarettes". And whenever she lights up, she can go anywhere in the whole wide world. Like Arabia or New Jersey! Of course that's going to be worked out.
Barbara: You want to write a children's book about smoking?
Carrie: Yes, it's a children's book for adults.
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Carrie: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with...
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Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
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Charlotte: I didn't grow up in a naked house.
Carrie: Well I didn't either.
Charlotte: [laughing about a naked woman in the locker room] I bet she grew up in a naked house.
Carrie: She might still live in a naked house.
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Carrie: What? Now? What happened to last night with all your concerns?
Big: * it. You'll need material for the sequel.
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Stanford: [watching a runway-fallen Carrie get stepped over by Heidi Klum] Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill!
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[complaining about her husband]
Charlotte: We have a tea bag situation.
Samantha: Oh honey, I totally understand. Just breathe through your nose.
[pause. All stare at Samantha]
Samantha: When you're sucking his balls.
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Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem.
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Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.
Carrie: Miranda!
Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently," I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently."
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Miranda: [about analingus] Some guy must have found one woman that loved it and then went around telling everyone, "Women LOOOVE this!"
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Carrie: Charlotte, you have slept with eight men and we're still on appetizers.
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Carrie: [dedicating her book] To single women everywhere, and one in particular... my good friend Charlotte, the eternal optimist, who always believes in love.
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Harry: Charlotte, you're so beautiful... your skin is so smooth...
Charlotte: And you... have a hard dick.
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Samantha: I masturbated to my priest... Friar *!
Carrie: Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.
Charlotte: You have a priest?
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Charlotte: Everyone knows you only get 2 great loves in your lifetime.
Miranda: Where'd you hear that, "Convenient Theories for You" magazine?
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Samantha: [about a vibrator] that one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard we'd find ourselves a man, am i right?
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Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
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Samantha: [on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you become one of thos married assholes, I'll kill you.
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Samantha: [somebody drew a crude drawing on Carrie's bus ad, so Samantha tries to comfort her] Nobody in New York notices a bus, unless it's about to hit them.
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Miranda: [on finding out she is pregnant] WHY didn't I use a condom?
Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!
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Charlotte: It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
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Big: I have to hand it to you kid. Most people come to Paris to fall in love. You came and got slapped.
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Carrie: [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.
Charlotte: What about a guest book?
Carrie: There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.
Charlotte: [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!
Samantha: Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.
Carrie: And too bridey.
Samantha: Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.
Charlotte: Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?
Carrie: Fine. We'll get the dish.
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Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
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Carrie: We had left the world of black and white, and now everything was gray.
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Carrie: [to Mr. Big] I'll see you Sunday night. Don't disappoint us. And by us, I mean you and me.
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Carrie: I'm drunk. I'm drunk at *Vogue*!
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[Charlotte has just told the girls about a magazine article she read which said that a woman only gets two "great loves" in her lifetime]
Charlotte: So far I've only had one great love - Trey.
[to Miranda]
Charlotte: How many great loves have you had?
Miranda: Zero.
Carrie: Really? What about Steve?
Miranda: Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker.
Samantha: Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers.
Miranda: [to Carrie] You?
Carrie: I refuse to define love in those limited terms
Miranda: [laughing] I had to!
Charlotte: Oh, come on Carrie! Aidan and Big!
[Charlotte pauses as she realizes what she just said. Carrie looks up at her]
Carrie: One, two. And according to you, I'm done!
Charlotte: No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist!
Carrie: No, no, no, no, too late now. You said it, it's over for me. "Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots o' shoes"
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[the girls are walking down a street. As Miranda bends down to rearrange Brady, Samantha spots sailors up ahead]
Samantha: Ladies, seamen, 12 o'clock!
Miranda: [to Carrie] I pray when I turn around, there are sailors, because with her, you never know!
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Miranda: [to shop assistant] No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up.
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Carrie: [Miranda has just told Carrie that Steve wants to be exclusive, and that she's feeling conflicted about it] Uh-oh. Time for the ol' list.
Miranda: The list?
Carrie: Things you like about Steve, things you don't like about Steve. Then see which list is longer.
Miranda: That seems so judgmental.
Carrie: Miranda, you *are* judgmental. Try putting it to good use.
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Carrie: I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love.
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Charlotte: [about an old friend taking the name she made up when she was 11] She stole my baby name!
Samantha: You bitch! Let's go home.
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[to Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda]
Mr. Big: You're the loves of her life, and a guy would be lucky to come in fourth.
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Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
Miranda: Who? The White Knight?
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Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meat when I hade mine.
Anthony Marantino: It's a dog.... what are you gonna do? Go find a tiny-tiny tampon?
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Carrie: You do this every time! *Every* time! What? Do you have some sort of radar? Carrie might be happy - it's time to sweep in and shit all over it?
Big: What? No, no, I came here to tell you something. I made a mistake. You and I -
Carrie: You and I - *nothing*! You can not do this to me again! You can not jerk me around!
Big: Carrie, listen to me. It is different this time -
Carrie: Oh, it's never different! It's six years of *never* being different! This is it! I am done! Don't call me ever again! Forget you know my number! In fact, forget you know my name! And you can drive up this street all you want - because I don't live here any more!
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[Carrie and Charlotte are in the park]
Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
Charlotte: Well, then, do svidaniya or however you say it.
Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
Charlotte: How is it?
Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.
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Carrie: That's my call, can you hang on?
Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the lock smith. Bunny's back.
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Mr. Big: How are things with that guy, Hot Dog?
Carrie: Berger.
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James: How are the most beautiful women on Manhattan?
Miranda: If we see them, we'll ask.
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Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
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Carrie: [on starting an all-male brothel industry] We should open one in every block, like Starbucks!
Samantha: Star*s!
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Shrink: [Miranda is having dreams about having not been selected for a hypothetical threesome by any of the other girls] So you're saying you are sexually attracted to your girlfriends?
Miranda: No, but if your friends won't * you, who will?
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Carrie: I have a style and jeweled panties aren't it.
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Carrie: [waiting with Mr. Winkle, the puppet dog, for her book reading to start] This book tour's tough.
Carrie: [Mr. Winkle continues to nod and pant. Carrie gives him a good look] That's a cute top.
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Charlotte: What am I going to tell my kids? "Well, Mommy really wanted to get married so she asked Daddy and Daddy said "Alrighty.""
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Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Margaret Cho:" F*ck me hard" (the real me)
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[[i] 本帖最后由 Ling_Ling 于 2008-1-27 14:41 编辑 [/i]] 哇 这个很赞哦
致敬！ :salute: thanks
我发了好多经典的东西居然没人理啊。。。
尤其是darren star的那个贴
肯定很多人都不知道他长得还是挺帅的吧。 好!
超级喜欢...
TOM 真赞 darren star
看到啦 他真人跟名字长得有点不像哦 不赖:smoke: *** 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽 *** 强烈推荐所有SATC饭屎们像背毛主席语录那样背这些台词 :love: 不愧为荣誉斑竹阿,挖哈哈哈~~~ 是啊。不然我早把这个帖子置顶加精了。 :fear: 呵呵,精神支持下 :salute: 支持支持！！！！ 我已经加以收藏了！！！看ＳＡＴＣ的时候总是拿笔记下听到的那些经典句子！！！ 可是英文不够好！很多都没听到！ 超级感谢楼主这帖！！！ [quote:40aa0edf1a="Vivalove"]支持支持！！！！ 我已经加以收藏了！！！看ＳＡＴＣ的时候总是拿笔记下听到的那些经典句子！！！ 可是英文不够好！很多都没听到！ 超级感谢楼主这帖！！！[/quote]
不客气阿。:)有人appreciate我的劳动成果我也很高兴阿。555。斑猪没白当。
我当时看SATC看到真理的地方，也是拿本本出来记录的，后来改拿数码相机出来拍阿录阿的。我现在相机里还有两段呢，一段是Anchors away结尾的感悟“[color=blue]Maybe you have to let go of who you were[/color](停顿2秒)[color=blue]to become who you will be...[/color]",另一段也是某episode的结尾，carrie很在意Aiden的girlfriend怎么看她，到结尾总算释然，"[color=brown]It's the reviews you give yourself that matter."[/color]
狂经典。经典得我想哭。Sex and the city永远是我的No.1. :love: :love: :love: 3Q :bkiss: 为我们共同的SATC 我很喜欢.
thanks for sharing 好东东
偶要仔细研读 好久没来看，又有好东西出现,支持支持 :bkiss: sex and city还没有看过。。。
FRIENDS已经看过N遍了，超级喜欢哦 love2
有机会也会看看SEX AND CITY，听说也很不错。。。
谢谢楼主整理出那么多经典台词~先存起来再说哦 :salute:
perfect
that what i want for long,tks 真是很经典的电视剧，我的最爱 love2
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