'Be sure you marry a man with small hands"
刚才收到的感恩节妹儿 （表B4我，我不过这洋节，是老外发的）My grandmother told me that one day, I would find a wonderful man.
'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
man with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft German voice.
'Makes your dick look bigger.
:razz: How sweet:moved: meredith eaton, boston legal里的那个律师:grin2: ............... 人物关系想了一会才明白，还以为是说男女婚姻
但是Friends里面不是也说到过某个观点，it's from a man's thumb to his index finger.................:cheesygrin: my grandfather told me that one day, i would find a wonderful lady
'and always remember this thing' he said 'be sure you marry a woman wearing chapstick often'
"how come grandpa?" i asked him
he answered in a harsh dutch tone
'makes your pu$$y taste jucier'
[[i] 本帖最后由 xanthomas 于 2008-11-28 14:27 编辑 [/i]] [quote]原帖由 [i]xanthomas[/i] 于 2008-11-28 12:26 发表 [url=http://www.friends6.com/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1244707&ptid=75923][img]http://www.friends6.com/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
my grandfather told me that one day, i would find a wonderful lady
'and always remember this thing' he said 'be sure you marry a woman wearing chapstick often'
"how come grandpa?" i asked him
he an ... [/quote]
:grin2: [quote]原帖由 [i]xanthomas[/i] 于 2008-11-28 12:26 发表 [url=http://friends6.com/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1244707&ptid=75923][img]http://friends6.com/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
my grandfather told me that one day, i would find a wonderful lady
'and always remember this thing' he said 'be sure you marry a woman wearing chapstick often'
"how come grandpa?" i asked him
he an ... [/quote]
chapstick还有这效果啊:wha: :faint: 任务关系有点混乱。
难道是说gay和les的？ [quote]原帖由 [i]funny_queer[/i] 于 2008-11-28 16:52 发表 [url=http://www.friends6.com/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1244714&ptid=75923][img]http://www.friends6.com/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
chapstick还有这效果啊:wha: :faint: [/quote]
[explicit content] - xanthomas advisory
孙女的b很干，所以爷爷要他找个经常擦唇膏的人
因为要舔，嘴唇干得人就不会觉得孙女的b干了，毕竟那里怎么说都要更潮湿些
[quote]原帖由 [i]side8side[/i] 于 2008-11-28 21:30 发表 [url=http://www.friends6.com/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1244727&ptid=75923][img]http://www.friends6.com/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
任务关系有点混乱。guanxi
难道是说gay和les的？ [/quote]
恩楼主的故事应该是gay关系
在学校看时没深看，也以为是一男一女关系
后来改故事时才发现不对，les的是我瞎编的 ........
打嗝贴风格。。超直白 [quote]原帖由 [i]xanthomas[/i] 于 2008-11-28 20:23 发表 [url=http://friends6.com/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1244732&ptid=75923][img]http://friends6.com/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
[explicit content] - xanthomas advisory
孙女的b很干，所以爷爷要他找个经常擦唇膏的人
因为要舔，嘴唇干得人就不会觉得孙女的b干了，毕竟那里怎么说都要更潮湿些
莫非是这效果 :grin2:
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开个玩笑，666御姐不要生气:grin2: @#$%^&*!!
火因 跟 潮 貌似不搭吧，我说:stonn: 下边都不放过二手烟 @＃￥%……&*
你，，你还是继续打嗝吧你，，:pinch:
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