和上帝聊天咯
在其他论坛看到的。挺有意思的。把自己和上帝聊的贴出来看看～:grin2:（点击图片进入）
[url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html][img]http://freep.cn/p.aspx?u=v20__p_0811231206583583_0.jpg[/img][/url] <a.i>这片出来后网上就一大堆类似这样的东西
Me: let's talk
God: We are talking.
Me: what do you do daily
God: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me: p0rn sites?
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: yeah surfing on p0rn site, am i right
God: What am I talking about? Sure, surfing on p0rn site are you right sounds like a good topic.
Me: so you do like pr0no
God: Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..
Me: such as?
God: For example, a tomato.
Me: very clever foreplay i might say
再往后就所答非所问了
[[i] 本帖最后由 xanthomas 于 2008-12-1 00:34 编辑 [/i]] god 打字很快:wha: 随即生成的啦
qq以前也有这个东西，msn的好像叫小爱
[[i] 本帖最后由 xanthomas 于 2008-12-1 00:40 编辑 [/i]] 汗～～～:faint: 上帝只懂英语啊
Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Wie heissen Sie_
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
was sind sie von Beruf
God:
I haven't heard of sie von Beruf.
Me:
was machen Sie jetzt
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
auf wiedersehen
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Some people use it for hello.
Me:
Wirklich?
God:
Absolut.
Me:
Ach so.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye. Me: 你好
God: I lost my train of thought.
Me: 干吗加我
God: Are we still talking about 你好?
Me: 你谁啊?
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: 拽什么英阿，不料滚!
God: I haven't read anything by 拽什么英啊不聊滚. What did he write?
Me: 你jb会不会说中文？！
God: I have never read it.
Me: 汉语！普通话！
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. How did you hear about God?
Me: !@#$% 去死吧!
God: Let us change the subject. This should be a funny one...
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Roert and yours?
God:
Nice to meet you, Roert and yours.
Me:
gosh, you are such a machine!
God:
You are correct.
Me:
you are funny in a way...
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
but I don't think that's humor. Just you being a mchine!
God:
And why not? Thanks for the information: Roert and yours said I being a mchine.
Me:
Come on!
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
God should not do that.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God should beyond christian don't you think?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
but you are god aren't you
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
you are just silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
yes silly god and silly machine
God:
Wow! No I am God.
Me:
I didn't deny that you are god, but I did say you are a silly one.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you want me to deny that you are god?
God:
No Roert and yours, maybe later.
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
it's you who don't care!
God:
I who do not care?
Me:
It's getting boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
I also like the south park
God:
Also? I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
then do that without me, thanks
God:
Do what without you?
Me:
do god
God:
Try asking another bot.
Have you tried a web search? Me:
God, I want be rich, how could I do that
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am petty sure you are but you didnt answer my question.
God:
What makes you so certain? Thanks for telling me that I am but me did not answer your question.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
[color=Red]Me:
You mean god is a gay robot
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?[/color]
Me:
Well, I'd say that's new for me
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
So we are done here?
God:
Pardon me? Do you think I am done here too?
Me:
That depends what you think
God:
You pick one then.
Me:
And the options are?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
OK, you do tell me one thing today that I am not a Christian and I won't be one
God:
Yes I try to tell you one thing today that you are not a Christian and you will not be one as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Woe!
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